It's Way To Early For Fighting Villians
It was morning in Ponyville after a restful night for everybody there. Not alot of people were up yet but some were up while the rest of the citizens would waking up soon to go to work or go to school or visit someone or go to an appointment or report something. It was going to be a normal day.
At the castle Twilight was laying in her bed fast asleep as she had been sleeping all night which was good since she usually needed it but she wouldnt be asleep for much longer.
Soon her alarm clock went off waking her up. With a groan she turned over and opened her eyes she turned the alarm clock off and sat up in bed.
She wondered what she had to do that day, she decided that she wouldnt worry about it and find out when that happens. She pushed the covers off of her and got out of bed. Twilight decided to go get breakfast before she got dressed.
Twilight was wearing long John pants and a pajama top and was barefoot. Twilight walked to the kitchen in her bare feet, tiles felt a bit cold as she walked on them but they didbt bother her to much soon got to the kitchen and made herself some coffee. As she waited for the coffee Pinkie Pie walked over to the table and sat down wearing nothing but a shirt and panties.
"Pinkie Pie your practically naked." Twilight commented, Pinkie Pie shrugged and sat down with a muffin and began to eat it.
"I sleep like this at home so I didnt think their was a problem." Pinkie Pie said.
Twilight shrugged and finished her coffee and then she took the coffee and drank the coffee as quickly as she could then put it in the sink.
"Twilight why are you in a rush with that?" Pinkie said. Twilight set it down and sat up.
"I have to go see Sunburst. You should be alright by yourself right?" Twilight asked Pinkie nodded as she eyed her friend. Before Twilight could go get dressed there was someone shouting at the top of their lungs.
"Who is screaming at this hour?" Pinkie Pie slurred tired like. Twilight listened to it and decided to go out in her long John's. When she got out she saw a man standing on top of a hill shouting while Equestria's citizens watched him.
"Equestria hear me now! For I am hear to take over Equestria as king! Nobody will stop me as I will dethrone Celestia and make people do what I say as Equestria is mine." The man said. Twilight sighed as she wanted a normal morning for today she was not having this at this hour,
Twilight approached him with a groggy expressions and interrupted him.
"Dude listen...I havent even had my coffee yet and it's to early for any of us to hear your evil diabolical plan. Could you like come back later?" Twilight asked while she rubbed her eyes.
"Haha! That means that your innabrebiated which means I dont have to worry about you. Alls I need to do now is defeat the other three princess's. Equestria is doomed! Go tell your princess her throne is mine!" He yelled. Twilight poked him to get his attention. He turned to her with an evil expression.
"Dude do you really think announcing your plan is going to work. Your telling everybody about what your going to do. It's not going to work now please let me finish my coffee!" Twilight groaned.
"Ha so you dint care that I'm taking over Equestria!? Hear this citizens of Equestria! Twilight says that she doesnt care!" He yelled. Twilight groaned in annoyance and spoke.
"Please seriously just shut up your going to wake people up, it's still morning. Can you please wait? I'm tired and cant even keep my eyes open." Twilight said.
The man was flabbergasted. He was waiting for this moment for a year in order to tell about his evil plan and yet couldnt because most were still asleep.
"I don't care! Today is when Celestia learns her place! You will regret being born! I will storm the Capitol of Equestria and take the the one for myself and every man woman and child will bow before me!" The man shouted. Twilight yawned in response.
"Dude seriously stop. I just woke up. Shove a cork in your mouth and let me get my fucking coffee." Twilight ranted. The man was getting pissed off. He couldnt understand why he wasnt striking fear into the hearts or Equestria's people
"But...you havent even heard about my evil plan! How will I strike fear in the hearts of people if i dont announce my plans?" He protested which Twilight sigh with annoyance. She was loosing her paitence.
"Shut the fuck up man I dont give care! Let me get my coffee!" Twilight ranted.
The man fumed with anger, he knew that he needed to do something drastic! He seethed as he ran his hands through his hair with frustration.
"But...but..." the man began to say but Twilight waved him off and went inside. As she webt inside the man threw his bullhorn down in anger.
"Fuck this!" The man exclaimed. He then stormed off. Twilight took her coffee and drank from it. While she did that Pinkie Pie spoke to her.
"Who was that asshole?" Pinkie Pie yawned as she scratched the back of her head.
"I don't know and I dont care." Twilight said in a tired and groggy voice which made Pinkie Pie gulp.
"Should we worry about him...he was saying some serious stuff.." Pinkie pie said but Twilight shook her head.
"Nah hes a weak asshole hes not going to do shit." Twilight said. She then finished her coffee and got dressed. When she did that she went to go see Sunburst. The man never returned to finish his speech as he had been discouraged as he was powerless against Twilight Sparkle And thus was the morning in Ponyville.
