Deal with it

by Galaxy Swril

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Sex, Thunderlane, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Rainbow Dash
Length: 1620

After Soarin steals all of Thunderlane's clothes and belongings, Thunderlane comes up with a fake rumour of Soarin being in love with Princess Luna. Three months later Soarin takes his chance to get Thunderlane back.

Soarin and Thunderlane have been best friends for a very long time. One day when Soarin steals all of Thunderlane's clothes, phone, and all his belongings Thunderlane takes revenge on Soarin by making a faking a rumour that he was in love with Princess Luna. Three months later after Soarin got rid of the rumour he decided to take revenge on Thunderlane, he gets help from Rainbow Dash while they are on their date.

WARNING: little swearing, sexual topics, gay sex talk, sex jokes, sex scence, the sex . scenes come in the next few chapters

Published 2019-01-25 11:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-01-25 11:10:01 UTC

Chapter 1

DEALWITHIT

By Galaxy Swirl

Chapter 1

Soarin P.O.V

I still can't believe Thunderlane made up a fake rumor that I liked Princess Luna I mean come on she's like a millions lifetimes older then me! It took me about three months to clear the rumor that I liked Princess Luna. Shes cute and sexy but no way out of my league. Besides I'm dating Rainbow Dash, the mare of my dreams. She wouldn't stop laughing when the word got worldwide, Rainbow Dash knew it was fake but some ponies just took that rumor to seriously.

Right now I am planning my revenge on Thunderlane. I'm thinking of taking all of his clothes, including his suitcase and towel and phone and most of his belongs. But I already did that prank on him and that started him saying that I liked Princess Luna. Oh before I forget for the rest of my life I may of taped him flying around the compound naked. Wow that was priceless but I don't think Spitfire was to happy about it even though she was cracking up. If I wanna get Thunderlane back I'm gonna have to do something that I've never done before.

I was trying to think of things that I've never pranked anypony with. I was chewing my pen (which is really weird) because it helps me think, (that is really weird why did I just say that. Ah gross pens in my mouth. Mental note; when you are trying to think run your fingers on the table, don't chew your pen). ANYWAY as I was saying I was trying to come up with multiple ways to get Thunderlane back. What to prank him with, what to prank him with...

"Hey Soarie!" My marefriend Rainbow Dash exclaimed and kissed me on the cheek.

"Hiya Dashie! You look happy, what's going on?" I asked.

Rainbow Dash giggled, "aww not much, just thinking bout what we are going to do on our date today."

"Well I hope our date goes well, the last few ones haven't gone the way I planned them to be, I mean last time I had to dress up like an old grandpa. Eww gross!" I whined to my Dashie while I hit my head hard on my desk.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and ran her hoof in my mane. "Hey hey hey, it wasn't that bad and FIY you dressed up as doctor."

"STILL! Anyway, I'm trying to think of a way to get Thunderlane back. I mean I'm literally the master of pranks and I can't come up with anything!"

Rainbow Dash chuckled. For some reason she found it amusing when I was whining like this. I don't know why but she finds it amusing. "Literally huh? Well I think if he went deep you need to go deep,"

I tilted my head slightly in confusion. "Like what? Are you going to demonstrate or explain?"

"I'll explain on our date. Now come on before I bore to death!" Rainbow Dash complained while flying out of Soarins room he shares with Rapidfire.

"COMING! To be continued!" I shouted while following Rainbow Dash.

*4 HOURS LATER*

So the date went really well and turns out Rainbow Dash was showing me how to get Thunderlane back. Firstly we raced each other from Wonderbolt HQ to Ponyville's ice cream place and I won! Jokes! I didn't. Rainbow Dash thrashed me and instead of teasing me she was sexually teasing me. I found it very entertaining to watch how I got to see her soft flirty side about her. Secondly when some ice cream happened to land on my cheek she lick it then kissed it. I didn't know what to say or do, hence I was speechless. My face was flustered and very confused, Rainbow Dash just chuckled. I had no idea why she was acting like this but I'm just gonna roll with it.

Thirdly, when we were watching the new movie that was released two days ago Captain Pony, Rainbow Dash leaned on my shoulder like she always did but today was different. Rainbow Dash's hoof ran down my body very gently, they felt very ticklish against my body despite the fact that touch each other all the time, (ok that was weird to say but anyway). A few moans escaped my mouth, I had to resist Dashie but I couldn't. Her hoof reached my dick and started to rub it, oh that felt good. Then she began to tease me, I know she's a slut but I had no idea she would do this here, in public. I tell her to stop but she doesn't listen to me. Five minutes later she stopped, I was glad and upset at the same time. Glad because I don't wanna cum in public and upset because she got me horny and I didn't want her to stop even though it had to be stopped.

After the movie we returned to Wonderbolt HQ and that's where our date finished.

"I had a lot of fun Soarin," Rainbow Dash replied nuzzling me.

"Your not the type who likes to cuddle a lot. Dashie?"

"Mm?" Rainbow Dash responded while still nuzzling me by my mane.

"Y-you've been acting different since we left my room and I'm just a little worried 'bout you," I replied. Rainbow Dash giggled then kissed me on the cheek.

"You didn't noticed?" Rainbow Dash chuckled, this left me in confusion. Oh. No. OH CELESTIA I PRAY TO YOU PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S NOT BREAKING UP WITH ME!!! My mind is spinning like crazy! "I was demonstrating on our date what you need to do to Thunderlane. You don't need a prank that will make him wanna do something to you, you wanna do something that will make him not wanna take revenge on you." Rainbow Dash explained.

"Wait so your not breaking up with me?" I asked out of the blue.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and hugged me, "babe I love you. Never in my live can I can be apart from you,"

"Thanks Dashie, love you too. But seriously I'm kinda confused," I replied while hugging her back. Rainbow Dash broke the hug and face hoofed herself.

"Did it make you uncomfortable?"

"What kind of question is that?" I questioned her.

"Answer the damn question Skies," Rainbow Dash demanded, I like it when she was fierce with me, I like when shes punishing me when I've done something naughty. I would like to explain why I like her demanding me around but now's really not the time. ANYWAY! Back to the story.

"Yea, kinda. But your my marefriend!" I complained.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes, "Ok so you felt uncomfortable right because of me doing more romantic junk than usual. That's what I was trying to show you. Make Thunderlane feel uncomfortable around you, like the flirting and being sexual attracted around him."

It clicked to me. That's why Rainbow Dash was acting strange around me, phew! She didn't wanna break up with me. "I get it now! Besides I'm a catch, but how the heck am I supposed to do that!?"

"Easy. Flirt and be sexy around him." Rainbow Dash replied.

"A, thats gay. B, I'm only sexaul attracted to you my sweet Dashie. C, he'll never believe me if I walk up to him and kiss him. It's not like I'm kiss him and make out with him!" Soarin whined.

Rainbow Dash sighed, "there there Soarin. Your only faking it. Y'know how you were always flirting with me back at the academy, do that then. Also you want to take things slow, make him get sexual ideas in his head,"

"I don't want him to end up having a crush on me Dashie. I don't wanna hurt his feelings to much, he's my best friend." I replied.

"I know babe but it's that or do nothing. I'm not forcing you to do anything but if you really want to..." I interrupted Rainbow Dash. I made my decision, I'll do it.

"...I'll do it, besides I'd like to see the look on his face. Don't we have to go to the Wonderbolt cafeteria now to get dinner?" I asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yup! Hey I see Thunderlane! Go go go go! Make your move!" Rainbow Dash chanted while dragging my tail towards Thunderlane.

"DASHIE YOU DO REALIZE THAT I'M TAKEN RIGHT? AND YOUR SAYING IT LIKE I'M SINGLE! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE NOW?!" I protested.

"So when are you gonna do it then? I'll help you on the way babe," Rainbow Dash replied. I got Rainbow Dash to stop dragging my tail, then I smiled and took a deep breath.

"Ok Dashie, I hope it works though." I cooed. Rainbow Dash kissed me on my neck. Fuck I like it when she kisses me anywhere on my body! Makes me a little horny actually ehehe.

"It will," Rainbow Dash replied and pushes me to Thunderlane.

Author's Note

Hi guys! This is my fourth published story! I got the idea from always thinking that Soarin and Thunderlane are bestfriends and the two like pranking each other. So I got an image of Soarin pinning Thunderlane and you know the rest :twilightblush::pinkiesmile:

I really hoped you guys liked it! Give me some feedback! I'm always happy to hear what you guys have to say about my stories :pinkiehappy::yay:

I've just recently published Chapter 9 to my other story Earth to Soarin and I've decided to add new stories in the coming soon bookshelf on my page. :ajsleepy:

So deal with it :moustache::coolphoto:

Anyways! Hoped you liked it! :eeyup::trollestia::moustache:

Peace out ✌:coolphoto: