My little werewolf

hmmmm, a happy ending, or a sad ending.... what do you guys think? either way, it's going to be pretty epic. let me know in the comments section, and we'll see how it goes.

Anyhow, where was I? “Being disturbed.” thank you. Fortunately, the rest of the mane six waking up cut off the disturbance.

“Morning.” I said to them, to which they only grumbled. Except Applejack.

“Mornin’ sugercube. Now, ah fergot tah ask this when ya got back from yer little hunt, but…. Why were ya covered in blood?” she asked. She also seems to have forgotten that I COULDN’T TALK!! Sorry, had to let that out.

“Ran into a few ponies that just…. Smelled evil. It’s hard to explain.” I said.

“And you…..”

“Yep. That’s what they get for shooting at me.” I said jokingly… they didn’t find it as funny, but it was worth it. Anyway, we packed up camp, and walked into the everfree forest. I’m sure you’re wondering why we didn’t just sleep at Fluttershys house, and I’ll tell you why. We found a shortcut to our destination(Which is that old castle thing where they found the elements of harmony….. Good ol’ Discord, eh?), and we needed to be at our current position to use it. Now, instead of another day, we can get there in a little over an hour…… minus traffic, of course.

“Oh no, no, no. I don’t think you understand the rules of the game we’re playing right now.” came the voice of… well I’m sure you know who, but I’m going to say it for those who don’t.

“Discord, at your service.” wait, you can break the fourth wall to? “Well, yeah. I AM the god of madness, after all.” makes sense…. So why can Pinkie do it? “Who knows?” well…. Not what I was expecting. So, why don’t you go explain the rules? “Oh, yes I almost forgot. You have fun now, I’m going to go corrupt your mind now.” alright, have fun….. Wait WHAT!? “Now… the rules are simple. You must all take a different path.” he said, snapping his fingers(or would they be claws?) and making seven paths appear. No colored paths, or maze paths, just paths. Something’s off here. “The first one to reach me wins. No magic, no wings. Let the games… Begin!” he yelled, disappearing again, this time with everypony‘s wings and horns.

“Well now…. This is quite a predicament we find ourselves in.” I said, debating which path to take. “I’ll take the middle one.(you could say I’m a… straight forward guy….. No? okay…)” I said, leaving them to decide their fate.

“I’ll take the one to the right of yours.” said Rainbow Dash…. Alright, she just seems obsessive now.

“I’ll take the path to his left.” said Rarity……. Not sure if that’s any better. The others chose their paths, and we went onward. The thick amount of trees made it impossible to see what was happening with the others, but my trial started immediately.

“Christian!”….. I know that voice. “Christian, bro, where are you?” I swear to god, if he’s actually here….. I kept walking down the path, until I eventually came across the source of the voice…. My brother. I think I may have failed to mention I have an older brother. He can be a dick sometimes, but he’s usually cool. I still don’t like him though.

“Jordan…. What the fuck are you doing here?” I asked. He’s not a brony like myself, so I don’t think he’d sell his soul for ponies.

“I could ask you the same thing, but I wont. I’m hurt bro, I think my leg’s broken a-”

“Sucks to be you. I’m not falling for this bullshit, Discord. First off, my brother never calls me ‘bro’, second off, he would have no idea I’m here, and third off, he’d ask me what the fuck I was doing here. So FUCK, OFF.”

“Smart man.” said whatever the hell was pretending to be my brother with a smile, directly before it disappeared. I continued walking, keeping an eye out for anything that might be one of Discords tricks. Something wasn’t right. It was quite…… to quiet. And that’s when I heard a blood curdling scream rip through the forest…. Was it…. No, it couldn’t have been.

“CHRISTIAN!!” shit, it was. It was Rainbow, and she was in trouble I was about to run off the path when Discords voice came from nowhere.

“Remember the rules? You have to stay on the path.”

“Fuck your rules, I make my own path.” well now…. Anyway, I ran off the path towards where I had heard Rainbow scream from, half expecting to find her hurt, or worse, dead. Alas, when I got there… she was fine. She was just standing there, facing away from me. “Rainbow? You alright?” I asked, stepping towards her cautiously….

“I’m fine…. For now, at least.” she said, turning towards me…. To reveal………… Discord. Yep. I got Discorded. The mane six is now completely fucked. And I got hoofed in the jaw for some reason.

“What the fuck was that for, asshole?”

“Well now… I could have sworn that’s how I corrupted them……. It’s been quite a while, you see. How did it go again?” while he was distracted, I drew my sword. Yes, my awesome, completely bad ass sword. “Oh, come now, I was joking. Our fight is one I intend to win fairly, Well, fairly.” he said, disappearing again…. again. I was as confused as I could be at this point. Did Discord just anti-troll me? Is such a thing possible? I was still wondering about this when the real Rainbow Dash showed up.

“What are you doing here? I thought you took the middle path?”

“I did…. And I have no fucking clue what just happened….. Do you have any idea how mind fucked I am right now?” I said, turning around(mostly to make sure it wasn’t Discord again… which wouldn’t surprise me.).

“Ummmmm, no? I thought the rules were we couldn’t leave the path we were on.” she said.

“Well…. Discord actually brought that up not to long ago… I told him I make my own path and ran through.” I said, still confused as hell…. You have no idea how weird Rainbow looks without her wings. Even if you watched the Discord episodes, you have no clue.

“And why did you do that?” she asked…. And I didn’t really like the tone of her voice. It worried me.

“Ummm….. I was worried about you.” I told her, which was true, considering the fact that I thought u heard her scream.

“Really? You were worried… about me?” she asked me…. I think she’s trying to make it sound romantic, but I can’t really tell.

“Umm.. Yeah. Yeah I was….” I said, not entirely sure how to react… she, on the other hand(or hoof), decided to turn very, very red.

“W-Well you shouldn’t be. No way Discord’s getting to me this time!” she said, awfully confident in herself. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

“Such pride… it will destroy you, child.” alright, I had to. I’ve been waiting forever to use that quote, and that was the best moment I’ve ever seen. Assassin’s creed, for the win.

“Hey! I told you, I’m a full grown mare!” she said. This brought up quite a bit of curiosity.

“Just how old are you, anyway?” I asked, realizing that, for all I know, she could be twenty some years old.

“I’m eighteen.”……….. close enough. It’s within the three year rule, and she’s older than me anyway. That makes those moments a little less creepy.

“……Close enough.” I had to, alright? I just had to. Don’t judge me!

“Close enough? Close enough to what?” she asked, and then I realized we were walking down the path. I have a habit of doing that when I zone out.

“You see, back home there’s this thing called the three year rule. The rule is that if the person is three years younger then you, or less, it’s alright to date them and stuff like that. If they’re more then three years younger, it’s just creepy.” I explained. No, I didn’t come up with this rule. I don’t know who did. “Which makes the times you mouth raped me less creepy.”

“Oh, you know you liked it.” she said. I just kinda laughed.

“Oh, yeah, I just loved having your tongue force it’s way down my throat, that was just awesome.” I said sarcastically. Sarcasm happens to be a specialty of mine.

“Oh, and I just llllooooved having to force it. I like kinky.”…………

“…………. alright…. That’s just really fucking creepy, not gonna lie.”.. I was scared now.

“I was kidding, jeez. Did you really think I was that weird?”

“….. maybe.” she just kinda gave me this death glare.

“So, how much longer do you think this path is?” she asked after a long, very awkward silence.

“Hell if I know. Could go on for miles.” I said, to which she just sighed.

“It sucks not having wings.”

“I know, right?” I had to… it’s what she gets for complaining about it when I never had any to begin with.

“Huh? Oh! Crap, I’m sorry, I forgot, you don’t have any either.”

“Uumm… how’d you forget that? I never had any.”

“Well I couldn’t tell! You’re always wearing something that covers your back!” she tried to cover her tracks. I’m not even sure why I care, so I’m going to stop this line of questioning…. Now.

“I was just fuckin’ with ya, I don’t give a shit… hey.. Isn’t that the castle?” I asked… I thought it was.. It looks like it.

“Yeah, that’s it! Come on!” she yelled, sprinting off ahead.. But something didn’t seem right. When I finally caught up, she was already in the castle. Crying.

“Hey…. What’s wrong?”

“What’s wrong is that none of her friends are coming to help her! The elements of harmony are all completely mind fucked right about now!”

“Hey! Bro! Watch your language! I’m the only one allowed to swear around here, okay? And no one said that we needed the elements of harmony, anyway!”… what the fuck am I getting myself into? Apparently Rainbow was thinking the same thing, because she just kinda gave me a “dafuq?” face. Discord simply laughed.