Much Ado About Something That's Really Not That Interesting, Seriously, What Is Wrong With These Ponies

Somehow, Lotus is under the impression that today is your half-birthday, or some such, and clocks you out early. It's rare that you get to enjoy the walk home in the late afternoon, and you savor it. When you finally arrive, it's clear Rainbow Dash has been waiting for some time. You wonder what shoddy reasoning she'll concoct to see your package. It gets you kinda hard thinking about it. You step up onto your porch, and she huffs.

"It's about time. Tell me, what's going on? The other girls won't say much other than that they've seen it."

That's more discreet than you realized.

"Maybe they are respecting my privacy?"

You open up your door and walk in, Rainbow following soon after. She scoffs.

"Four mares weaseled their way into looking at your junk in two days. It's not about respecting your privacy."

She shuts the door hesitantly.

"Is it huge or something?"

You sorta understand that train of thought.

"Hardly. I take it you'd like a look too?"

She shrugs.

"I might be a little curious."

Fair enough. You wonder if you are developing into an exhibitionist as you remove your pants. Rainbow gives you a disbelieving look.

"This is what the fuss is all about? It doesn't look that impressive."

You shrug.

"It's you ponies who have been clamoring for it."

Rainbow tilts her head to the side, staring at your hardening penis.

"Is it the smell?"

She saunters over and takes a whiff. Her head jerks back in surprise.

"Bananas? No way your cock naturally smells like bananas."

"Um."

She takes a second, longer sniff.

"Like I thought, it only smells kinda like bananas at first. There's no foolin' this nose."

She nods to herself. You raise an eyebrow.

"So you figured out all the elements of the smell? I can tell you, there's more than banana."

Rainbow gives you an odd look.

"What, you rutted a banana and another fruit?"

You shrug.

"Something like that. That's probably all you'll ever figure out, but I'm sure you're fine with that."

She looks you square in the eye.

"I know what you're doing. You're trying to get me to sniff your erection for some weird fetish of yours."

Well, that was unexpected.

"So what do you want to do?"

"Oh, I'm still going to sniff your dick, I just didn't want you to think you could trick me like that."

Mares. Who knows what they're thinking. The pegasus brings her nose in real close and inhales and exhales steadily.

"I think I smell cake. Was there a banana cake of some sort?"

You nod.

"There was indeed, a banana cake."

She goes back to sniffing.

"The other smell, it's familiar, but I can't place it."

She glances at you, and takes a lick. Your toes curl at the stimulation. She hums indecisively and takes a longer lick. You ruffle her mane with one hand, barely resisting the urge to shove yourself into her mouth. She smirks up at you.

"You like that, huh? Well too bad, I figured it out. The other smell is marecum."

You let your hand fall from her head.

"You figured that out by taste?"

Rainbow chuckles ruefully.

"Looks like I'm not the only sleuth here."

"Who's the lucky mare?"

She gazes at you seriously, but there are hints of excitement.

"What I'm about to tell you, you tell nopony."

"Understood."

Then she smiles, a tad anxiously.

"Alright, so I was crashing at AJ's place one night, and I got thirsty. On the way to the kitchen, I saw her splayed out on the couch."

You like where this is going. Your hand absently brushes against your erection, which does not escape Dash's notice. She continues, smirking slightly.

"I became thirsty for something else, if you know what I mean. I was as quiet as a mouse, but it didn't matter. AJ sleeps like a log."

Rainbow chuckles.

"I had no idea. First, I poked her shoulder, then tapped her chest. No response. Well, then I got a little daring."

She blushes a little at the memory, and you cup your manhood in your hand.

"I kissed her. On the lips. Nothing. I slipped a little tongue in. Still nothing. That's when I knew I could do anything I wanted."

That got you stroking, and Rainbow lays back on a nearby recliner, stroking her own marehood.

"I sucked on her teats for a little, mostly to see if I was right. The nipples got hard, and Applejack didn't make a sound. I moved on to the main course."

Dash breathes a bit more shallowly, but continues her story.

"I kept it light at first, playing with her pussylips and getting used to the taste. Then I went a little deeper, and she started to get wet."

The two of you are stroking firmly, and it sounds like Rainbow is a little wet herself.

"I even tried licking her butthole, but it tasted terrible. I actually got a drink, and when I came back, she was just as I had left her."

She shakes her head.

"That mare is amazing. I didn't waste any more time. I put my hooves on her hips and lapped deeply at her pussy. I could feel her insides squirming, and I got a little worried she'd wake up. Nothing. She just opened her mouth to breathe easier."

Rainbow grinds up against her hoof, her hips putting on a hell of a show.

"I drank it in, her nectar. My nose was filled with her scent, that sensual farm pony musk. Her hips were gently bucking against my face, and I kept on eating her out. Finally, her legs pinned by head to her crotch, and she arched her back. I drank as much as I could, but some poured out onto the couch. When she released me, I cleaned her up as best I could, then flipped the couch cushion over."

Speaking of which, pretty soon you are going to need a new chair cushion. You fetch a fresh sock for something to cum into, and resume your masturbation. Dash was pretty close, you could tell.

"I rubbed one out back ", gasp, "in the bathroom, then went", pant, " back to bed. You know what was", moan, "the best part?"

She stares at your erection pressed into the cloth of your sock, a knowing smile on her face.

"The next morning", schlick, " she said that was the best night's sleep", hnnnn, "she'd had in a while. Wanted me to come over again."

Rainbow Dash loses herself in bucking her hoof, marecum gushing out onto your chair. You let yourself go, hot semen soaking into your clenched footwear. She sits there for a moment, recovering.

"That was a pretty good story, Dash. Didn't know you had it in you."

"Pretty good? I think we both know it was a great story, maybe the greatest story ever!"

"Alright, I admit, that was a great story. I especially liked the visuals."

The pegasus gets up and preens a little, before noticing what she left behind.

"Hehe, sorry about the chair."

You wave a hand dismissively.

"It's a low price to pay for the show."

She nods.

"I think I get it now. It's not about your dick. You are just a cool guy to hang out with when you let some of your inhibitions go."

You ruffle her mane fondly.

"That means a lot, coming from you. I have to say, I'm pretty lucky to hang out with a bunch of mares like you gals."

Rainbow bats your hand away playfully.

"Yeah, we know. Hey, I'm going to get going before it gets any sappier, but let's hang out again sometime."

You grin at her.

"Looking forward to it. See ya."

She leaves, and you settle in for the night, shaking your head at the kinkiness of mares.