My Little Pony: The Game
Update patch 1.01
Previous ChapterNext ChapterFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK! This is not good! What is not good I hear my non-existent friends asking!? BECAUSE I HAVE A STAND! But that's not the bad part! IT'S NIGHTMARE MOON! SHE IS MY STAND! THIS IS JUST ANOTHER THING THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE THINK I'M NIGHTMARE MOON! OF ALL THE-
Ping!
What the fuck was that?
Update 1.01 Released:
New cheats added to Cheats menu
Multiple game mechanics added, including a new difficulty option
Character/Skill leveling reworked (Seriously those numbers were getting ridiculous)
"Plastic Surgery" Mechanic added to options menu
Playthrough/Character Crossover added
For a better explanation, open "Update List" in the Options menu
I stared at the window for what felt like the longest time (Here). The word repeated itself hundreds of time inside my head, until I finally just snapped.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS FUCKIN UPDATES?!?" And that was just the start of an hour long tangent, so I'll get back to you in an hour or so *Insert walking out of studio and closing door sound effect*. (Holy shit she left... How? WAIT THERE'S A DOOR HERE!? I'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAYS AND I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!? THE FUCK!? ...Whatever, I guess I'll have to entertain you all until she.... he... they get back. So I guess I'll make some small talk. So hey. I'm Psycko, you know, the guy who writes this story. Anyways, what do you guys like to have for breakfast if you eat breakfast? During what time do you think Minecraft was at it's peak? Naruto or Dragon Ball? Cake or cookies? *Click* Oh thank god. I never want to do that again!). "-AVING 11 GOD DAMN SEASONS ABOUT ICE TRUCKERS ON THE FUCKING HYSTORY CHANNEL WHEN FIREFLY ONLY GOT 1 SEASON!!!!!"
I heaved in a huge sigh of air, and slowly let it out. I sat down and The Arena Shifted into a small tea shop on a lake side. As it did so I summoned a cup of tea to me as I pondered what to do. Obviously I have no idea what's going on, nor do I know how I got a stand. I also don't understand (ba dun tsh) why it's Nightmare Moon. Though those are questions for later, cause right now I need to check this update.
Leveling Rework: Stats and levels were considered by multiple sources to be ridiculous and large to be an accurate statistic, so the numbers for all character over 20 in a stat is being lowered, but will keep the same amount of strength or power in that stat. As a result, all characters with stats lower than 20 are getting an indirect buff, which is to help balance the game.
Skills will also be changed, instead of working in a 1 to 1000 gradient system, the numbers will simply be 1 to 100, but will still be the same. For example, a level before would have been a 345/1000, now it is simply 34/100. The 5 is still present, but is unseen due to wishing to keep the numbers shorter.
Plastic Surgery: You can now change the appearance of any of your characters/avatars at any time, although none of those you know will recognize you, so be careful. Disclaimer: The effect of others not recognizing you will only occur if the change is significant, so if you just change your eyebrow shape others will still recognize you. P.S. This can also effects extensions of yourself such as a Stand or Spirit Weapon.
Playthrough/Character Crossover: Versions of characters from other playthroughs or avatars and those you have befriended in The Arena will now appear in other playthroughs. This means if you have a very different version of Naruto in one playthrough, he could randomly show up in your JoJo's Bizarre Adventure run. They will also retain any memories they make while involved in your other runs. You can tell them who you are, and they will then be able to recognize you if it happens again. You can also choose to replace cannon characters with the versions you meet in The Arena, so if you get trained by Whis, You can make it so that version of him will show up in your next run of Dragon Ball.
That's about all. Ciao!
.........Oh my god... That's a lot to take in. So, if I can now freely change the appearance of my characters... What a freaky/lucky coincidence.
I quickly went into the Plastic Surgery menu, and started to give my stand a severe makeover. I changed The blackish purple with a cool blue, and replaced the mane and helmet with a crown of ice spikes. I also gave her clothing resembling that of Tulius's armor from Skyrim, except cyan in color, with white highlights. I also gave her a regal white cape to mix with the other changes. Finally I finished by flattened her teeth and made her eyes less cat like.
When I was done I was much more confident in my stand. If I didn't already know who my stand was I wouldn't be able to tell. This certainly at least helped me calm down. Now to solve this problem the way I solve all of my problems.
Training.
Author's Note
Hey guys, thanksfor reading my short chapter, sorry if it was to short for your taste. I've been facing a writers block for a while, so i didn't really know what I was doing.
So if you're reading this now I want you to have a fantastic day AND High fives all around *Wa-psh* *Wa-psh* And I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
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