Twilight is peeled off of reality like a sticker off an apple and is extremely bored about it. What else is there to do but to get inordinately confused by complex terminology pertaining to nonexistence?
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Obviously, based on the same concept by TheMajorTechie --albeit with somewhat more cohesive of a plot? maybe?

To write a story in half an hour...a Homeric feat, no?

starting the timer now...