Twilight's mission

by MrWhiteCat

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Comedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Violence, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1065

Twilight need to kill Adolf Hitler.

Celestia give Twilight an important mission. And her mission is to kill Adolf Hitler.

Published 2019-02-01 12:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-01 12:20:01 UTC

Twilight's mission

It was a beautiful day outside. Birds were singing. Flowers were blooming. So Princess Celestia decides that Twilight need to kill Adolf Hitler. She wrote a letter to Twilight. This is it what it said.

My dear student Twilight Sparkle I have a very important task for you please come to Canterlot. It is really important. Only you can help. Hope you understand.

Princess Celestia.

Twilight quickly packed her stuff. And went to Canterlot. Trip wasn't so long. It took about several hours to Canterlot. Twilight ran as fast as she can to Princess Celestia's castle. Twilight was in Celestia's castle. As usuall it looked bigger inside than outside. Princess was sitting on her throne.

"Oh Twilight you came!" said Celestia.

"I came here as fast as I could," said Twilight. "So why do you called me here Princess Celestia?"

"As I said in letter I called you here for very important mission," answered Celestia.

"So what I need to do?" asked Twilight.

"You need to kill Adolf Hitler," said Celesia. "I will teleport you to the past so you can kill him."

"I don't know Celestia," said Twilight "Is this even safe to change past?"

"I'm 100% sure about this," said Celestia.

"Um.. Okay," said Twilight.

"Are you ready to go to the past?" asked Celestia.

"Yeah," repiled Twilight.

Suddenly Twilight teleported into Adolf Hitler's room. He wasn't here. So Twilight opened the door. And saw like Hittler was talking something on german. He was looking at people.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

"Stupid stupid Twilight," said Stalin tooking of his costume "I thought it would be harder to make her kill Adolf Hitler" "Now without Hitler I make Soviet Union the biggest and only country on the Earth," said Stalin and begin to laugh.

Meanwhile in Germany

Twilight already killed Adolf Hitler and she was thinking were to hide his body. Maybe throw him in the lake. Twilight thought. Or leave in forest. Or she can just bury his body. Suddenly Hitler begin to talk.

"Why did you do that?" he asked her.

"Celestia said me to do that," she answered.

"It wasn't her," he said "It was Stalin," it was his last words before he finnaly die.

Suddenly Twilight understood. It was Stalin's evil plan to capture all Earth. So she teleported herself back to the future. But it was too late. When she opened her eyes she noticed that around her on walls were Stalin's portraits. Stalin was sitting on Celestia's throne. He noticed that Twilight is back.

"Hello 'clever' Twilight I see you completed your mission," said Stalin.

"What have you done to Princess Celestia?" Twilight asked.

"I've only hidded her in basement," he said.

"And where are all ponies?" she asked.

"We eat all of them," he repiled.

"You what?" sadly said Twilight. "But how could you deafeat our army?" "We have magic and wings," she said.

"But we have guns," answered Stalin. "Well nice talk and now shoot her," said Stalin.

"Not so fast I'll go back to the past and stop myself from killing Hitler,"

So Twilight teleported herself to the past again. But this time not to kill Hitler but to save him.

"Who are you?" asked 1st Twilight.

"I am you from the future" "I have no time to explain you just need to NOT kill Hitler," said 2nd Twilight.

"But Princess Celestia send me here to kill him," said 1st Twilght.

"It was not her it was Stalin," "It was his evil plan to capture all of the world," said 2nd Twilight.

"But it makes no sense," said 1st Twilight.

"Trust me it makes," said 2nd Twilight.

"So I just need to go back to Canterlot so you can beat Stalin and save Celestia?"asked 1st Twilight.

"Yes," answered 2nd Twilight.

1st Twilight teleported back to Canterlot. Evrything was as usual but Stalin was sitting on Celestia's place.

"So why you came back that early Twilight?" "Did you forgot something?" asked Stalin.

"I know all about your plan," said Twilight.

"What are you talking about Twilight?" asked Stalin.

"If I killed Hitler you would capture all of the world," said Twilight.

"But who told you that?" he asked.

"Me, but from the future," answered Twilight.

"Incredeble," said Stalin.

"So now I need to kill YOU not Hitler," she said.

"Noooo," shouted Stalin.

"Any last words?" asked Twilight?

"You know what FUCK YOU TWILIGHT," said Stalin.

It was his last words before Twilight destroyed him with her horn. Finnaly Staling was destroyed. Princess Celestia was saved. Evrything in the world was as usuall exept Hitler was still alive. As soon as he heared that stalin is dead he desided to take over Equestria with his army. So he went to Canterlot with his army. He opened the door and said.

"HAIL HITLER!"

And bloody war begin between Hitler's army and Celestia's army. A lot of innocent fillies dead in such a bloody fight. It last about several years. Humans were shooting at ponies with their guns. And unicorns were killing people with their magic. This war destroyed a lot of houses. Burnt a lot of trees. So as you can understand this was really harmful battle. Main 6 couldn't use elements of harmony cuz Hitler hidded them.

Now it was a moment when Twilight and Hitler were one on one. Evryone it their armies were died exept them. Grass was painted red with their blood. Suddenly Hitler has something to say to Twilight.

"Let's fight like human with unicorn," said Hitler.

"Let us begin," said Twilight and shooted laser from her horn.

And that's how begin battle between Twilight and Hitler. Hitler was shooting from his pistol and Twilight was shooting lasers from her horn. Battle lasts about ten minutes untill. Hitler was tired from dodging and out of ammo. Twilight was tired too. So they decided to take a break. Ten minutes later they decided to continue fighting. Twilight shot a laser into him for the last time so Hitler cannot dodge. Now the Hitler is dead. Half population of Ponyvilie is now dead.

Five month later. In Ponyville evrything returned to normal. Soon elements of harmony were founded in the forest. Birds were singing flowers were blooming and it's a good time to end story.

Author's Note

I was bored... So I created this strange thing. Sorry for my bad english.