In Soviet Russia

It was usuall winter in Stalingrad. It means that in Stalingrad were a lot of snow by saying a lot a mean you could build a wall around Soviet Russia. Today was a special day. Not because bears were dancing on the ground with balalikas singing kalinka. It's because Stalin decides to build a railroad between Moscow and Stalingrad. But Stalin couldn't build a railroad by himself. So he decided to make ponies build railroad instead of him. He knew that ponies can't refuse such a good work. But telling the truth ponies understand that if they refuse Stalin will send them to Gulag or Shoot them. So as you understand everypony that he'll hire for this work will build railroad. Stalin sent 'happy' letters to someponies. In the list that Stalin made to see how many ponies will build railroad. In the list were a lot of diffirent ponies begining from Derpy and ending with Scootaloo. Even Twilight Sparkle herself was in this list. So now let's get to the main story.

"Spike!" Twilight shouted. "Oh, here you are" said Twilight. But Spike looked a little different this morning. Looks like he was drunk.

"I'm here , Twi wait a second," said Spike while washing his face. Maybe giving him box of vodka on his 18th birthday wasn't such a good idea. Thought Twilight.

"Spike how much did you drink yesterday?" asked Twilight.

"Uh... Maybe 2 bottles?" he said. Spike looked like he drunk twice more then he said or even every bottle from the box.

"You look like you drunk full box," she said "Do you know how do you look?" asked Twilight.

"No" he said facing to mirror "Oooh!" he shouted loudly. Spike looked terrible.

"Ok Spike I think you should stay at home," she said understanding that outside drunk Spike could make a lot of troubles. "Hope you understand," said Twilight and shutting door behind her.

Twilight noticed that it's really cold outside. But cold couldn't stop Twilight. She knew if she wouldn't be in time. Stalin will sent her to Gulag. Even birds were afraid of Stalin. Twilight walked faster and faster. After 5 minutes of walking she finnaly get to gathering place. Suddenly Twilight understand that it was to early. It was only 5am. Maybe it's too late. Thought Twilight. With that she walked to exit, but suddenly she heared a very fimfiliar voice. It was Stalin's voice.

"Good morning Twilight , what are you doing here so early?" He asked

"I was waiting to build railroad," she answered.

Suddenly Stalin noticed that she hasn't drink vodka for past 24 hours. In Soviet Russia it was a crime.

"How dare you not to drink vodka for 1 day?" Stalin asked.

"I was busy studing," she said sadly. She hasn't got vodka with her. But today Stalin was kind and gave his bottle to Twilight.

"Here you are," said Stalin giving Twilight bottle of Vodka.

Twilight drink full bottle in seconds. Now she was ready to build railroad. Suddenly she began to sing Kalinka. It was clear she was drunk.