In Soviet Russia

by MrWhiteCat

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Spike, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Violence, Crossover, Death, Human, Narcotics, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 1144

What if mlp was in Soviet Russia

Stalin makes communism in Soviet Russia.

Published 2019-02-03 07:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-03 07:50:01 UTC

How to build railroad

"WAKE UP TWILIGHT!" fimiliar voice shouted at her.

"What time is it?"she asked voice.

"It's time to build railroad!" said voice.

Suddenly Twilight begin to relize who is in front of her. Looks like it was Rainbow Dash.

"R-Rainbow, is that you?" she asked.

"Yes it's me Twilight," said Rainbow Dash. "Now get to work!" Rainbow shouted.

After that Twilight grabed axe and went to place where she need to build railroad. Some ponies were cutting trees others were making railroad. Twilight was cutting trees. That was not so easy cuz trees in Soviet Russia are very hard to cut. Also it was winter. Who was that idiot that decided to build railroad at winter? Anyway in that situation was only 1 plus Twilight could talk with her friends. Cuz they could help or give an advice.

In the end of day Twilight was very hungry and tired. So she get to her house only to see that Spike ate all food in the library. So she haven't got any ideas exept went to store. She went to Sugarcube Corner. It was place where Pinkie Pie worked untill Stalin send her to build railroad.

"4 pancakes please," Twilight ordered.

"Okie dokie," said Pinkie giving pancakes.

"Thank you Pinkie," she said.

"No problem Twilight," Pinkie repiled.

Twilight exited Sugarcube Corner with a packet of pancakes. All bears that danced in the morning were sleeping. As soon as Twilight entered library outside begin heavy snow. Spike was sleeping on the floor. Seems he was tired from drinking.
So Twilight climbed upstairs to eat cold pancakes. After that she went sleep.

In the morning Twilight get up. She noticed that all her body was hurt. Maybe it's all because she worked so hard yestrerday. Thought Twilight. When she came downstairs she saw that Spike tried to find something to eat in the fridge. Maybe he forgot that yesterday he ate everything in the library. Before Twilight could forget she drink half of her bottle.

"Wh-where are all food?" drunk Spike asked.

"Did you forget, you ate everything yesterday!" Twilight shouted.

"How could I forget!" said Spike. "Can you buy something to eat please?" he asked.

"Okay Spike and please don't drinl so much," Twilight said before closing the door behind her.

Bears as usuall were singing kalinka and dancing , but this time they wear hat with ear flaps. Twilight get to store. She bought bread, eggs, cucumbers and potatoes. Everything was in deficit in Soviet Russia. Suddenly she noticed sobs from Carousel Boutique. Seems like Rarity was crying. Twilight knocked into the door. No response. She knocked again. No response.

"Well I'll just go back to the library," said Twilight without a hope that Rarity answers.

"Twilight is that you?" Rarity asked opening a door a bit.

"Yes, it's me, Rarity," Twilight repiled. "Why are you crying?" she asked.

"Oh I've just get 'happy' letter," Rarity said and began crying again.

"I understand you, Rarity," said Twilight.

"You do? Why?" Rarity asked.

"I have got letter too," Twilight replied.

"Well at least I will work not alone," said Rairty.

"Goodbye Rarity," said Twilight.

"Goodbye Twilight," Rarity repiled.

After talk with Rarity Twilight went back to the library. Spike was lying on sofa waiting for Twilight to bring food. After Twilight cooked food they begin to eat. After they finished their snack Twilight quickly leave library. She went to gathering place. Today she was right at the time. Everypony were taking their instruments. Everypony were preparing for hard work. They walked outside ready for another day of work but suddenly everypony's attantion called Adolf Hitler by himself.

"Heil Hitler!" shouted Hitler while standing on tank.

Then Twilight understanded that now will happend something bad.

Adventures begin

It was usuall winter in Stalingrad. It means that in Stalingrad were a lot of snow by saying a lot a mean you could build a wall around Soviet Russia. Today was a special day. Not because bears were dancing on the ground with balalikas singing kalinka. It's because Stalin decides to build a railroad between Moscow and Stalingrad. But Stalin couldn't build a railroad by himself. So he decided to make ponies build railroad instead of him. He knew that ponies can't refuse such a good work. But telling the truth ponies understand that if they refuse Stalin will send them to Gulag or Shoot them. So as you understand everypony that he'll hire for this work will build railroad. Stalin sent 'happy' letters to someponies. In the list that Stalin made to see how many ponies will build railroad. In the list were a lot of diffirent ponies begining from Derpy and ending with Scootaloo. Even Twilight Sparkle herself was in this list. So now let's get to the main story.

"Spike!" Twilight shouted. "Oh, here you are" said Twilight. But Spike looked a little different this morning. Looks like he was drunk.

"I'm here , Twi wait a second," said Spike while washing his face. Maybe giving him box of vodka on his 18th birthday wasn't such a good idea. Thought Twilight.

"Spike how much did you drink yesterday?" asked Twilight.

"Uh... Maybe 2 bottles?" he said. Spike looked like he drunk twice more then he said or even every bottle from the box.

"You look like you drunk full box," she said "Do you know how do you look?" asked Twilight.

"No" he said facing to mirror "Oooh!" he shouted loudly. Spike looked terrible.

"Ok Spike I think you should stay at home," she said understanding that outside drunk Spike could make a lot of troubles. "Hope you understand," said Twilight and shutting door behind her.

Twilight noticed that it's really cold outside. But cold couldn't stop Twilight. She knew if she wouldn't be in time. Stalin will sent her to Gulag. Even birds were afraid of Stalin. Twilight walked faster and faster. After 5 minutes of walking she finnaly get to gathering place. Suddenly Twilight understand that it was to early. It was only 5am. Maybe it's too late. Thought Twilight. With that she walked to exit, but suddenly she heared a very fimfiliar voice. It was Stalin's voice.

"Good morning Twilight , what are you doing here so early?" He asked

"I was waiting to build railroad," she answered.

Suddenly Stalin noticed that she hasn't drink vodka for past 24 hours. In Soviet Russia it was a crime.

"How dare you not to drink vodka for 1 day?" Stalin asked.

"I was busy studing," she said sadly. She hasn't got vodka with her. But today Stalin was kind and gave his bottle to Twilight.

"Here you are," said Stalin giving Twilight bottle of Vodka.

Twilight drink full bottle in seconds. Now she was ready to build railroad. Suddenly she began to sing Kalinka. It was clear she was drunk.