Artemis Fowl and the Equestrian Entity

"What do you mean not on Earth? Of course we're-" Holly's voice died out when she saw what Artemis was looking at. "Oh Frond." she breathed. Standing in front of them were two species thought to be extinct, unicorns, and pegasi. Sure they looked a little different than the ones than the ones that had inhabited Earth before the mud men had hunted them to extinction, but they were easily recognizable.

Mulch and N 1 had heard the commotion, and got up too. "You better not be pulling my leg mud boy." Mulch said a bit irritated. He then looked up, and all witty retorts he had died in his throat.

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Twilight looked around, and was relieved to see all her friends were unharmed. They all got up, and walked over to her. Rarity was the first to say something. "Look at those dreadful clothes they're wearing." she commented, trying to take her mind off of what just happened.

"No offense sugarcube, but I don't think this is the time to be talking 'bout their clothes. First we need to figure out what they are." Applejack said. They all nodded in agreement. They stood there for a minute, trying to figure out who would go first. Right before Twilight trotted over to them the one with a black mane started to get up.

There was a look of pain on his face, but it was gone so quick Twilight wasn't sure she had seen it. He got up fully, and opened his eyes. They weren't sure what to think. Just then he started shaking the one with an auburn mane, and pointed ears. He said something unintelligible to her.

She seemed to say something back. When he spoke again Twilight realized they didn't speak the same language. Suddenly they heard an inhalation, and turned to see the scaly one. Suddenly he sneezed, and a piece of the apple she had been using earlier came flying out.

Then the black maned one called the other two over, and they made a group, and started talking amongst themselves. Twilight decided it was a good idea, so she called the girls over to her.

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N°1 was sitting up. He seemed to have something stuck up his nasal passage. Suddenly he took a deep breath on reflex, and sneezed, dislodging a piece of an apple, sending it flying. He took a few test sniffs. "Ah. Much better." he said. Artemis saw this, and he also saw Mulch swaying around a bit, trying to stand up.

"Mulch, N°1, over here." he called to them. They stumbled over, only now just realizing the situation they were in. When they reached Artemis he explained the situation to them. N°1 just nodded calmly, and Mulch also seemed to take it very well. Just then the ponies started to speak.

It wasn't gibberish from an unknown language like he had been expecting, but instead it was a language he was familiar with. It wasn't just any old language either. It was gnommish. "So what are they?" the cyan pegasus asked.

"I don't know. At first I thought the scaly one might be a dragon, but its body structure is completely different." the lavender unicorn said.

"Yes, and did you feel that magic?" asked the white unicorn shuddering.

"Yes I know. I think we should contact the Princess. In the meantime I'll try to communicate with these things." the lavender unicorn said. She then turned towards them, and said, "My name is Twilight Sparkle. Are you able to understand me?" Artemis was about to make a snide remark when suddenly 2 dozen white, armored pegasi, and a large white alicorn appeared.