Stuck On you

Morning didn’t seem to come soon enough for Rarity. Time only seemed to move slowly after having her softcore erotic dream. In some cases, it seemed to leave her going off into the dark abyss where she couldn’t go. Her mind feeling grey and fuzzy. Though she was feeling better like Last night hadn’t been a complete bust. Though why she felt this way when she should’ve been miserable, She had no idea. Her eyelids were feeling rather uncomfortable. She felt the urge- No she needed to open her eyes. As she did, there seemed to be a small bit of relief. Sure, at first everything was a constant blur, and she couldn’t tell anything apart. Though sooner everything seemed to get clearer, more focused.

“Sweet Celestia, above my head.” Rarity mumbled under her voice as she reached over rubbing her forehead, as she came to realize felt like it was getting ready to split. Somehow, she felt like an Ax had been put right through her skull. It brought a thought that maybe she didn’t try and steal the Eye of Quentellor. Maybe she had dreamt up the strange Pig Orc Applejack. Maybe that was it. She had gone off to a local bar and had a few too many drinks. She was just experiencing a hangover.

‘But why did last night feel so real?’ She thought with curiosity. Though at this point it really didn’t matter now did it. She figured, that she’ll just get an aspirin. That’ll do, and her headache would go away. She might just take the day off. No one would notice for sure, and if not well she could have Sassy saddles, come on and take an early shift. That Uni had been bugging her for more hours as it was, so this would’ve helped her out, as for Rarity… Well, she might be able to relax some.

Rarity soon decided that she did need to get up, at least to get an aspirin. Rarity would try pulling herself up. When Rarity tried to but she found out she couldn’t;

“W-What the?!” She tried struggling, it felt like something was holding Rarity down, she was only able to move her arm, left arm and leg.

“This isn’t right!” She thought. How was she not able to move. She looked down seeing the blanket that covered her body. Maybe Sweetie Belle tied her down while she was asleep, of course, it's all a prank! Rarity should’ve known. Sweetie Belle might’ve just wanted to earn a tying your sister down cutie mark. She just forgot to tie her left hand down, and leg. Or it was on purpose just so she could get out of this.

So Rarity did the only thing she could think of and reached over grabbing the blanket and pulling it off of her. Though when she pulled the blankets off her.

If anyone was outside Rarity’s store, they would’ve heard a loud scream that seemed like she was being bloodily murdered. Though all that was around the young woman place was a murder of crows. Though when they heard her screaming they flew away, figuring there was danger here and would go off to find somewhere else to be.

Back inside her building, Rarity didn’t see any rope, none that was binding her. All she saw was her body- Or what she thought was her body. Her neck was connected to it, but it wasn’t her body.

This body was twice as wide as her old one. though it’s skin was a somewhat combined and mixed together meeting in the middle though one side had her regular color of pure snow white, while the other half was orange. Then the body’s breast, it was clearly female as she looked to see large mounds it was clearly breast. the nipples sticking out. When Rarity reached over and felt them. She couldn’t help but gasp with how sensitive these nipples felt. Unlike her old nipples. ‘I can feel these?!”

She would twist and feel this new pair of breast. They were far larger than her old ones. Rarity didn’t know how to react. This was all too real. No- No this wasn’t real she couldn’t believe this as she began moving down more, and suddenly realized right under these large mounds of flesh was yet another set of breast.

“HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!” Rarity had basically screamed out to the heavens once more. Though this would end differently. When Rarity was about to give a heartfelt scream she felt another hand wrapping around her giving a long felt over as her screams of panic were muffled. The weird part was she didn't know where the hand came from but she had no control over it.

“Mrgrgr… Alarm clock snooze.”

But at the same time, she could feel it. She felt her own hand, she soon looked over giving a side glance. Over than seeing where the voice was coming from. What- No who she saw shocked her as she looked seeing that who was laying by her. It was that Applejack she was sleeping with her in her bed, no that's a lie a complete lie. Applejack was just ahead. She was connected to her body. Rarity had a second head and it was this Porc!

“Mffm mffm!” Rarity muffled out till she opened her mouth and managed to take a bite on Applejack hand but Rarity felt pain run across her. It hurt like hell.

“Y’ouch what the hell!”

Screamed Applejack as she seemed to pull Back, Rarity would scream in return as she felt the pain overwhelm her. She didn’t realize she bit so hard.

“Well, You shouldn’t have grabbed my mouth, Missy!” Rarity exclaimed as she reached slapping Applejack on the head, using her own hand. Applejack took a second as she rubbed her head. and it would take her a second where she came to realize the situation that she was in and see how her body was going;

“Ohh Fuck the hell did I do last night?”

“Well, I don’t know beside stealing my Diamond, and taking half of my body!” Rarity exclaimed as she felt a shred of annoyance. Watching how this Applejack was acting, though this would only come around to bite her in the ass, or smack her in this case as she felt herself getting punched in one of the four Boobs she had.

“Christ!” Rarity called out in pain as she looked around some. Her hair was starting to look like a complete mess. Something about today just couldn't get any better. What else could go wrong?

It seemed as though some higher being was listening as it did get worse. As they sat there on the bed it seemed like the mattress couldn't hold their combined weight. The bed seemed to collapse breaking in half as it gave a loud grunt. Rarity and Applejack groaned and it seemed the orc could only moan saying;

“Goodness, the only time the bed breaks is when I get to rough with a partner.” Applejack said it so calmly so normal like but for the Uni. She couldn't help but give a hard blush that seemed to turn her as red as a tomato. It also made her feel nervous as what the orc did in bed.

Yet somehow at the same time, it made her curious. ‘What does she do?’ She shook her head. or at least tried too, feeling herself blush just slightly more. These were inappropriate for a lady like herself to even think. She shook her head some and gave a gasp. “God my head.”

“Yeah, I have to agree, I think our heads are splitting.” Applejack exclaimed rubbing hers. the two would soon try moving off the bed, going the opposite route. though this proved to be nearly impossible as they just felt themselves tugging off the other.The harder they struggled as they growled looking over.

“Let's go this way!” they exclaimed at the same time, as they turned looking right at each other. Their noises touching at the tips before they turn away.

“Fine, we’ll go your way Porc!” Rarity exclaimed as she glanced to the other head. Applejack just gave a laugh. “Glad to see you looking the right way since we’re stuck together well let's go right.”

Rarity was flabbergasted there as she heard that and the words stuck in her head, ‘Since we’re stuck together.’ It drove her nuts as she couldn’t help but think. “Did she just make a pun out of this situation?!” She groaned a little and did as she was asked shifting her part of the body over to the right and there it seemed like they could finally move. Good, they were finally out of bed.

The next part was just for them being able to move. Since it was clear they were now three legs. But the odd part. they were able to move, just fine. Albeit a little slower but they slowly began to gain the hang of it as they walked into the bathroom. As they walked into the bathroom, Applejack couldn’t help opening her big mouth.

“Well damn, ain’t this weird looking, I think we look like one of those Siamese twins fellas? But four tits. I will say this Big Mac would be surprised seeing this?” She just seemed so blatant, as she reached down and grabbed one of their breasts. and rubbing them. Rarity just gave Applejack an appalled look and using the hand she could control slapped Applejacks hand.

“Will you stop that Applejack or whoever you, are this isn’t the time to feel me up- Us up whatever. This is important and insane! Also who the Hell’s this Big mac.?!” Rarity couldn’t help but feel slightly jealous about it, who could this Big Mac be she could be talking about, and why was this upsetting to her. She tried pushing this out though it still annoyed her. Applejack just looked at Rarity through the mirror and said;

“Big Mac’s my big brother, and you're the one freaking out. besides it’s my tits also and I’ll feel them up as much as I want.’, Applejack muttered with a small smirk and reached over smacking the other tit that was on Rarity side. Rarity couldn’t help but give an unflattering moan and shuddered by it. Though she tried pretending that it never happened Though Applejack gave a small laugh.

“Now where are those stupid Aspirin ya’h got, I think I’m gonna have to take one if I gotta deal with having such a big head on my shoulders. “ Applejack snickered more going through the medicine cabinet. Rarity only grunted annoyed by the pun.

“Will you calm it down with the puns.” She muttered feeling another headache going with the one she already had.

“Oh come on now you’ll learn to love it beside you’ll be stuck with this till we figure out how to get out of this mess.”

Rarity’s only response was eternal screaming. as she realized this was the situation she was stuck in. Though what happened next seemed to come out of nowhere as she felt herself giving Applejacks head a good slap, and groaned in pain.

“Oh, you're wanting to have some Apple family fun now don’t you.” Applejack smirked more as the two would be landing on the ground without a second notice and rolling into the bedroom. with loud grunts and groans while the two somehow managed to fight even in this situation. though clawing at the others faces at the most. They moved around on the ground when the door slowly opened up with a soft creaking sound. It seemed to be enough to distract the two fighting.

Rarity had been the first one to look up, as she did there she saw who was standing in her doorway. it was a Yellow mare standing up nice and straight. it was Fluttershy, she looked over to Applejack and Rarity, with a blank expression. Those soft soulless eyes, of pure shock and confusion.

Though the only thing Rarity could think of was the fact she was laying on the ground completely naked. not even with the second head, as she gave a loud wailing and covered her top set of the breast with her one arm. Even if she forgot about the second pair underneath.

Fluttershy just stood there blinking, for a good minute, while just trying to comprehend what's going on, though The only words that came from her mouth were this;

“R-Rarity? did you do something with your hair?”

“Well yes Fluttershy I had it done some the other day, but at this point, I think you should be more concern with the fact I’ve got a Porc on my shoulder!”

She said pointing over at Applejack who simple looked stunned and annoyed by this fact. raising her hand she moved to slap Rarity upside the head, causing her head to move back and forth like a Bobblehead, for a good second. as Rarity groaned in pain.

“I am not a Pork I am apart of the great Pig orc race!” She reached raising her arm and began flexing her smile always so confident with a simple chuckle. She soon moved onwards some and basically pushing their body forward and extending a hand out towards Fluttershy.

“By the way nice to meet you Fluttershy.” She just watched the pegasi for a second waiting for her response. Though Fluttershy seemed so hesitant about it. But eventually, she reached over grabbing her hand albeit faintly but they shook hands.

Now see that wasn’t so hard now was it?” The two seemed to shake for a good time some as they gave a simple smirk;

“It wasn’t… But I have to ask how did this happen?” Fluttershy asked seeming rather confused and curious/ Though Rarity, suspected that this would be something anyone would ask. The situation wasn’t normal, not normal at all. Rarity didn’t know what to say, what could she but Applejack just looked over to Fluttershy with a small smile simple saying;

“Don’t worry about it just let us get dress, and we’ll tell you ok.” Fluttershy took a second looking over the two women, with a good minute and finally realizing that they were naked. Her cheeks turning crimson red, and she had basically run away from the room and down the stairs.

“Is she always this nervous?” Applejack asked turning her head to Rarity, waiting for the answer.

“Yeah, she’s always been shy. Though I have to wonder why she’s here instead of being in Ponyville”

“Hell if I know.” Applejack muttered while the two began to pick themselves up each using one hand to pick their body up. The first place they went to was Rarity’s closet but that was when they discovered something, something horrible. something that Haunted Rarity’s dreams for all time.

“NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT!! NOOOO!”

Rarity felt herself wanting to go into tears her nose sniffing, as she felt an urge to cry for a good moment. Though Applejack just rolled her eyes at this.

“What it’s just clothes, I’m sure we’ll be able to buy some more.”

“Oh I’ll have you know that these are but the finest cloths made by myself. And I’ve spent weeks working on these fine bits of work.” She muttered showing her serious tone, showing her Pride with no denying it. Applejack she couldn’t help but smirk and respect that.

“Heh well, I can understand that you got to have pride in what you do. I would be the same with my farm,” she muttered giving a thumbs up and Rarity hearing the compliment kind of felt happy about it and smitten.

They proceeded to go off getting wherever they could've found that would fit them. They'd deal with anything at all. Till Rarity had enough time to gain some measurements for their new body and could actually make it. After going through a bunch of different clothes in the back room where Rarity did some personal commissions that had been required of her she found something an extra- extra large t-shirt that was bright red with a pair of jeans. They weren't the most fashionable of her designed but she did it from kindness for a woman who was overly obsessed and needed something nice that fit her. She moved over and with some adjustment managed to give it enough room for two heads.

It looked awfully big though it was snugged. Rarity hated to do this but she'd make it up for a sun shining day. Desperate times came with desperate measures.

“Hmm, these seem nice.” Applejack said messing around adjusting the top feeling the soft fabric against her fingers.

“Don't get used to them, darling, as soon as I can get our new measurements I'm going to be crafting us something a little more fashionable.”

“Hmm, whys that these feel comfortable and fit. So we're already ahead of that.” Rarity could only groan in pain from yet another terrible pun.

“L-lets just go down stairs ok Applejack.” She moved to turn their body around and heading towards the kitchen where she suspected that Fluttershy was at. The two walked into the kitchen, ducking why they went in there since it seemed like they’d have closely hit their head if they weren’t careful.

Applejacks guess was correct. Fluttershy was sitting at the kitchen table a small cup of tea in her hand, as her hands seemed to be shaking. She looked scared when she looked up into the two woman's eyes. Applejack trying to give her a concerned smile that had basically said: ‘Everything's going to be ok.’

“Come on Sugarcube, let’s get you into the living room, we’ll discuss everything that happened.” Applejack gave a slight smile and Rarity just stood there feeling annoyed by the fact that all of this was happening but kept her mouth closed for Fluttershy's sake if she said what she wanted to the poor mare might faint.

The three walked into the living room now, Fluttershy still holding onto her cup of tea, as she sipped it softly. Rarity, and Applejack sitting down causing the chair to creak.

“I’ll say Rarity this Recliner feel’s mighty comfy.” She exclaimed letting herself fall into the soft comfort the chair gave her.

“It’s a Love seat. Oh, sweet Celestia, I can’t believe this is happening to me.” She used her hand to cover her face in annoyance. Feeling the seat just bend and bow under them. It still had managed to hold them in place without crashing so she guessed it was a good thing.

Fluttershy places the teacup down on the table, looking up to her friend. There was a look in her eyes that had drastically changed, as she decided that she needed to get the real answers.

“So what happened?” Rarity took a sigh since she would have to explain this, She wishes she had a glass of cider, maybe even some whiskey on her just to take off the edge. But she didn’t have any which was a shame she could’ve used it now. But it seemed as though her other head had something else in mind.

The three would talk throughout the afternoon. It wasn’t much though they discussed what happened. How it was that caused them to become this way.

“T-That's kind of strange so you're saying you both tried stealing this Eye of Quentellor?” The two nodded some in agreement, Rarity feeling nervous since she didn’t want anyone to find out about her secret double life, as a thief.

“And that resulted in all of this?” Fluttershy raised her hand and waved it around the two, as Rarity nodded, Applejack just sighed some.

“This is all just… weird.” Fluttershy exclaimed though trying to keep herself calm and not freak out. It wouldn’t do anyone good if she freaked out.

“I’m sure this’ll wear off. Maybe I can get ahold of Discord. He’s back at my cottage.”

“Would you do that Darling I’m sure he’ll be able to help.” Rarity was feeling herself gaining some Hope She was sure that Discord could solve this. He was basically the closest thing to a god in this world.

“I’ll head back, to Ponyville. I’m sure we’ll be back tomorrow He could just transport us.”

“Thank you, darling, please hurry though I don’t know how long I’ll be able to take being stuck with this Ruffian!” She looked over at Applejack a slight bit of anger in her eyes. as she glared at the orange orc.

“Don’t worry I will.”

Fluttershy gave a nod before she got up and left the room leaving the two. Rarity and Applejack just sat there. In silence, They would have to wait. But in the meantime. they would do what they needed to, till Fluttershy came back maybe with some help from a friend.

"So do we share a meal or eat separately, oh wait we can't."

"AHHHRRRGGGG!"