Stuck On you

by mrmidnight

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Porn, Fetish, Comedy, Rarity, Profanity, Sex, Anthro, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 7393

Rarity Decides to steal a very rare and valuable Diamond. This only results into something weird

Rarity had decides to steal a very rare and valuable Diamond. This only results into something weird, She never thought anything would happen just break into the museum steal the Rare Eye of Quentellor. Then she'd be off on her own. Especially when she runs into someone else, A strange Orc named Applejack

Warning contains fusion, lesbian sex, (Of some kind) and thievery, Cartoonish Slapstick fighting

Commissioned by diablo

Published 2019-02-02 13:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-04-18 14:37:15 UTC

Chapter 1

Author's Note

Hey, guys, I hope you enjoyed the story this was commissioned to me by one Diablo-4000 who is graciously paying for 5 chapters of this story, and Trust me it's going to be rather interesting and your in for a twist. So Hope you enjoy what I've got now cause there'll be more shenanigans from those two coming up next
Wanted to let you guys know I had to rework this quickly since Diablo wanted something changed

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

The National History museum seemed quiet, Quieter than how most people would normally expect it. It was a late night, the sun long since setting down. The museum had closed early that day. This was so it could get ready for the grand unveiling of the once lost artifact that was discovered by the adventurer, A.K. Yearling. It was the eye of Quentellor. The eye was a massive Diamond close to the size of a baseball. Its glistening shine of this gem was unlike any other. It was placed in the very center of the exhibit, filled with what seemed like priceless artifacts from many different eras of time.

The room was nearly empty, except for the black silhouette of a woman sitting in a chair in the dark, sat there in the dark. She was a simple woman with a simple feminine figure with a lack of features. Her hair was dark grey she wore a flannel shirt that hid her breast. And wore a set of cargo pants. She was watching the diamond for what seemed like hours. It was clear from the bags under her eyes. It seemed like she was barely blinking as the hours went on. It was clear her head was dipping falling like she was close to passing out at any time;

“Miss. Yearling? Are you ok?” A husk deep voice called out. Nearly startling the older woman slightly. As she looked around to see a giant of a man standing before her. He was tall standing 6’6 and probably weight three hundred pounds all of it being pure muscle. He looked like he could bench press that. He had the body of a bodybuilder and the look of someone you wouldn’t want to mess with. The odder thing about the man was the pair of horns that stood on his head. It was an indicator of what kind of being he was. He was a Mino’s, a rare group of people not normally seen, in these parts. Elves, Unis and even a few orcs. Though sometimes seen often.

“I’m fine Iron will Just tired that’s all.”

“You really shouldn’t stress no ones gonna break in, we’ve got the finest security out there.”

“Maybe but it’s no Starswirling, that’s for sure.”

“Yeah sorry, we couldn’t exactly afford a monster like that, besides relaxing we’ve got the Flimmer 9,000 This’ll do the trick that’s for sure, plus you’ve got my men, they’ll be on constant guard. Nothing gonna stop them.”

Yearling just sighed she didn’t want to say anything to Iron will, but she personally didn’t trust Iron Wills goat men. When there was greed there was always the temptation that someone would want to steal the eye. There was the worth of the eye. With this large diamond they could by a small Island with it, and still, have money left over to build a house. As for that Flimmer 9,000 made by those damn film, flam brothers. Yearling thought it was a piece of junk that they sold you’d be better off sticking a piece of bubblegum and toothpick as an alternative lock. There wasn’t much that could be done. So, she would have to keep an eye on the diamond most likely.

Then She felt a hand grab her shoulder. Normally she’d probably flip the person over, but she was too tired to fight her, She looked back and saw Iron will as she seemed to squeeze her shoulder lightly. Yearling looked at her since she looked rather calming look that the Mino’s gave her.

“Come on let’s get coffee, I know a place not far from here. The place makes amazing Waffles.”

Normally Yearling probably wouldn’t have accepted it and declined, though something about how he was acting and looking at her. She just couldn’t say no to him

“Sure, why not beside. It’ll just be an hour or two, nothing going to happen I’m sure of it.”

She proceeded to pull herself out of the chair though she hated to admit it, she stumbled slightly. Somehow her legs had fallen asleep. It took Iron Will giving her a quick hand, and the two were walking off. When they left the exhibit, the lights went out. It seemed quiet in there for a good time. The security seemed to be turning back and forth on cue. There would be a long pause, as it continued motioning onwards like it was nothing. Though slowly it began to slow down. Soon dying off The cameras went down.

‘Perfect, I thought she’d never leave. I was almost going to give up… Almost.’

Though the feminine voice as she moved over the glass ceiling her high hills clicking on the top, for some time, as she pushed her hand down into her purse. While rummaging through there she pulled out a small serrated blade, that began gyrating spinning around faster and faster, till it was a complete blur. She motioned over to the side of the building. Slowly Moving around till it was a firmly large circle. She bent herself down lifting the much heavy glass with ease. Nothing too much for this woman. She put it to the side. She’d make sure to put it back later. Quickly she moved to pull her goggles off. The air around her at times seemed to be hard to breathe.

Soon revealing a beautiful fine lady, with pale skin, and long flowing purple hair, as she looked up at the star-filled night. The way the moonlight shined down upon her it, was as if Luna was blessing this marvelous even that she was about to partake on.

She turned to wrap a rope over on the closes bar, as she nudged tying it tightly. Though before she made her jump, she quickly pulled out a compact mirror and checked her makeup with a smirk saying; “Hmm Darling you look good.” When she put the pocket mirror back in her pocket and jumped down, as she felt the exhilaration of falling. Her heart racing as she hit the end of her ropes and she found herself face to face with the eye. The eye just glistening in the moonlight.

“Hmm such a beautiful Diamond, Though I really should give such a lovely gem a name, I think I’ll call you Tom.” She licked her lips at the sight of Tom. Her hands moving down adjusting herself as she pulled out her serrated blade. Rarity knew she needed to be careful. Even with the security being down there was still a chance for sensors, and then there were the guards. They could come in at any time. Though somehow it made her even more exciting. The way the blade passed and moved through the glass, her sweat glistening, as she slowly watched the glass fall into the display. Somehow looking through the Hole Tom looked even more handsome.

This was the chance, that’s for sure as Rarity moved gliding her hand towards the gem, the world around her not even existing. She felt her fingers reaching over just close to touching the diamond. All she had to do was take a hold of it and it would be all hers. She wrapped her arm around the diamond, her fingers wrapping around the part she could. The size of the diamond made it impossible for her to hold it all in one hand. Though this made her juices run, with excitement. Her horn would glow softly a tinted purple, using just enough magic to help her lift the diamond. After all, she could take it and be out of here. It would be perfect though while she was trying to pull the oversize gem, she found she couldn’t.

“Wait what's going on.” She muttered and tried pulling it but every time she did, so the gem was pulled back and stayed in place. She didn’t want to let go though she nearly did, when she heard a heavy yet, somehow still feminine voice.

“Let go mine.” This caught Rarity’s attention especially with how different from the type that she's used too it seemed like southern, draw like she was from the deep south. Maybe AppleloosaShe turned her head looking over across from the eye of Quentellor. Rarity saw her, The woman who dared to try and take her Tom away from her.

This woman was an Orc. Tall strong and thick, She had a slightly dark orange color with freckles that covered over her entire face. She had a soft complexion in the face though, besides her pig nose and ears, well Rarity assumed it was pig ears it was rather hard to tell with the Stetson hat on top of her head that stuck out like a sore thumb. She was wearing loose clothes, something only a rookie would be wearing, She wore a Black sweatshirt, and a pair of sweat pants all black. Though it didn’t suit her, and the colors just clashed with her blond hair, which In Rarity opinion was just looked appalling with that bowl cut hairstyle.

‘Oh my god it’s so horrible the girl needs a better haircut. If she came to my shop, I’d spruce her up.’ This would’ve been if they hadn’t met in under less pleasant circumstances.

It seemed the pig Orc was going to come in between her and her beloved Tom. So, Rarity wasn’t going to be friendly with her, she wasn’t feeling generous now.

“Um excuse me Darling, but you're clearly mistaken. Tom here is MINE!” She gave a long-toned voice showing she wouldn’t back down though it seemed the Orc wasn’t getting it as she said;

“I don’t see a Tom, I see only Diamond... Names Applejack.” Rarity almost wanted to groan in annoyance of hearing that. How did this Applejack, even get into the place? Surely, she wasn’t a newb. Though she didn’t seem that smart at all as she tried to say it again;

“Well then let go of the Diamond and I’ll be on my way.” She tried pulling the Diamond away and just scowled at Applejack, who gave a goofy yet laughable expression from what Rarity was threatening her.

“Hmm, that’s funny. But It’s Mine I’ll be taking it.” Rarity just growled some as she wondered who did this Orc thought she was. It didn’t matter, she wasn’t going to tell any of this crap and began tugging into the glass and using all her magic to help her out wrapping a glow around Applejack's hand and watched as the Pig orc went right through the glass.

“Well sorry but you can get your own giant diamond, from some jewelry store, I’m sure there was some from wherever you got those flaunty cloths.” She even used her one free hand and pushed her finger right into Applejack snout. Now for anyone with half a mind who noticed how large and buffed up Applejack. This was a bad idea.

Something about what Rarity did, be it about how she talked about her clothes, or just poking her in her snout, Just seemed to set Applejack off. She pulled Rarity down right onto the ground, and there was a crash over them, as it seemed the bar that had been holding down onto Rarity’s rope just fell. Rarity wanted to jump at this and said; “Oh I’d never you uncultured!”

Just then outside that room, two of Iron Will's goat men. Had been walking by passing through a hall of paintings. Just the pure silence around them as they didn’t seem to talk much. The goat men’s name was Larry, and Moe. They simply walked on minding their own business, when they heard a loud crashing. It appeared to be coming from the wall. Just the long moment pause as they sat there looking towards the direction, where the sounds of thumping had been going on. For Larry, it seemed to catch their interest’s. Larry seemed to the most curious slowly moving closer to the wall that was making much more noises than before, another bang it nearly made Larry the goat man bounce back and looked back towards Moe.

“You know I think there’s something up with the wall.” Larry simply stated as he had a confused look,

“Should we call the others?” Larry only shook his head some as they got in closer, that was when they moved in closer pointing the flashlight right towards it. Larry moved in closer, for a second. Though that’s when it happened. There was a large Bang it was the loudest of all of them. The two goat men couldn’t help but begin to feel nervous their hearts pounding not knowing what they might expect. Then without warning, there was a huge crash and appearing from the wall was a face. A slender young woman face, in the midst of anger. Though it was quickly met with a loud scream;

“Oh my god, I think I broke a nail! You’re so dead!” It was a woman’s voice screaming in a fit of rage as the next thing to happen something that seemed least expected was another dent in line with the wall, as a body crashed into it, a large well fit body with two large mounds attached to the top.

Larry did the only thing he could do and that was simple he turned around screaming, his head off yelling out;

“The walls are alive they’re going to try and eat us!” Larry’s hand flinging into the air running like a bat out of hell. Moe just stood there, just annoyed and considering his partner to be a complete idiot. He turned around and knew he’d have to get the others, it was clear someone had broken into the museum, especially with the eye. But first, he had to find that idiot. This was going to be a day he wished he hadn’t gotten out of bed.

Returning to the room nearly instantly Rarity, and Applejack seemed to continue their battle over the great eye. None of them seemed reluctant. They wanted this eye, they needed it. Almost as if It had been the last drink of water in the middle of the desert. Rarity watched her opponent. Rarity having a death grip on the diamond. She wasn’t going to waste time, as she ran at her in the short distance they had. Rarity clearly knew she was faster than the orc. But the Pig orc had the strength to back it up.

“Maybe I can wear her out. I mean she’s awfully strong.” Rarity couldn’t help thinking as she looked over to the pig orc. She definitely had a strong body and could hold herself. Though she didn’t seem to have the body of a thief so how was she able to even get into a place like this?

‘No, Questions for another day, first let's take down this pig!’ She proceeded to give a hard kick aiming for Applejack's arm. Applejack raised her arm barely able to just manage to in a fraction of a second. As she gave a grunt. But it seemed the pig orcs spirit was just as strong, with the want for the diamond. Though there was a second, she couldn’t help but think;

“The prissy Uni is much stronger than I expected. She’s also really, soft. Nice.” She was glad that the other didn’t seem to notice this reaction otherwise it might have lead to something bad. Applejack Shook her head and tried to use brute force maybe than she could pull the diamond off. Neither of them had noticed it yet though it was getting closer to midnight. The sound of the clocks around them began chiming and the first strike had proceeded. Neither of them in their fighting noticed how the gem began glowing brightly. Rarity pushed herself into Applejack then, as she exclaimed; “Let go!”

Though it was when the clock hit the final stroke of midnight. The eye, began glowing brighter. The place was getting louder from others slamming into the door. Though Rarity and Applejack didn’t seem to notice this. The wind kicked up getting louder, like a pride of lions. Then there was a blinding light. Consuming around Rarity and Applejack. Then a loud scream came from the two, and then there was darkness.

“Dear god my head.” Rarity said, her vision doubling slowly, as she managed to gain back her sight. She looked around slowly and realized two things, The pig Orc had vanished, and Tom was gone, vanished. She didn’t know what happened;

“Where did that light come from?” She thought though looking over watching the door as he began bowing. This was a realization, everything seemed to go down the shit hole. She couldn’t do anything, the most she could do was get out of there. She ran up towards her bag and began to scale up the wall. Her body felt so heavy. There wasn’t much but she made it out with her tail between her legs. Maybe she’ll find the gem another day. She would at least live to steal for another day.

Rarity would run home, going as fast as she could taking small shortcuts, and hiding out in back alleys, making sure no one seen her. No one should know she was even out here, or near the museum. It took her an hour, maybe even longer, though she didn’t know How she wishes she had a watch none of them went with her outfit.

It was half past three when she finally made it to her store, The Manehattan Boutique. The building was dark, and the streets not long since dead, but Rarity didn’t care. There was no point in it. Though if there were any damages, she’d have to deal with it tomorrow. But Rarity couldn’t help but suspect that if there were any problems. She’d be able to deal with it Afterall There wasn’t anything Rarity Belle couldn’t do when she put her fabulous mind to it.

Rarity walked into the building, as she walked up the stairs, her body was so sore, her head aching with pain. But it wouldn’t be long as she reached her room. Slowly pushing the door into the spare bedroom. She moved into the room and motioned over beginning to take her clothes off undressing, till she was butt ass naked, the cool air, hitting against her skin when she gave a small shudder, and slowly feel down hitting the bed. Rarity didn’t know what time it was but it was late enough and just the pure failure that had happened. It wouldn’t be long before she drifted off to that deep sleep. The most she could hope for would be some soft relaxing dreams.

Little did she know that tonight was only the beginning. Rarity might have thought it was the worst night she experienced there was so much more going on with it. While she was sleeping in the dead of night. Her body began glowing gently. Her body getting brighter and brighter.

That wasn’t true, though while Rarity, slept going down in that endless abyss of sleep. Her mind drifting off to dream, though instead of how she was dreaming. Rarity’s dreams usually comprise of greatness, or of creating some of the finest dresses, in her career. Or the most would be Diamonds, Diamonds of every shapes and sizes. Luscious ones, but tonight- No She didn’t have any dreams like that, hers seemed to be far weirder. She was stuck on a bed, though she laid in the darkness, with no chance to escape.

It seemed so familiar, though she soon felt something, a pair of hands strong yet rough, moving over her body. They caressed her, feeling her form body. Something kept her right in her place as she gasped from here the hands caressed her touching her breast. Massaging them slowly, sinking down in her bosom. There was a slip as she began moaning gently, her voice sounding higher Squeaking gently. She sounded so vulnerable So opened and relax while the stranger who she couldn’t see. What did the stranger have in mind she couldn’t tell but Rarity definetly enjoyed it.

That was when she felt a pair of lips softly pushing against her though she tried fighting back at first. But cause she couldn’t get away but she couldn’t move It wasn’t long till she went with it, and kissed the person back. There was a minute she couldn’t help but wonder who it was. Though the kiss was hot and strong. There was a burning fire, in her stomach. She gasped hard trying to move but soon she returned the kiss. Her mind getting fuzzy, As she felt her legs being pushed apart.

‘A-are they doing what I think they’re doing?’

Her suspicious was right, as she suddenly felt a pair of strong fingers pushing into her. Rarity couldn’t help but gasp in pure pleasure. Her fingers gripping down to the ground under her. The way those fingers moved in her taking her, as they spread her pussy, they felt so good so hot. She moved her hips getting in closer, as she rode those fingers as they moved back and forth. Faster they plunged in her as she gasped feeling them curling inside her.

‘Oh god keep going this feels so good.’ She wished the figure would talk to her but they remained silent. Her hips bucked and somehow the figure knew she wanted it- She needed it! The fire in her grew faster, she felt like she was going to melt her body gilding with cold sweat. She felt her moaning louder, her breast bouncing moving back and forth while those lips kept kissing her while she moaned more.

Those fingers just kept going faster and harder, they took her like there was no tomorrow. Her body in flaring as Rarity used all her strength, when she wrapped her arms around the stranger and began to bite into her shoulder. She was cumming, cumming harder than she ever had before. Rarity loved it. Her orgasm lasted longer than she expected or even thought it would’ve been. But it was good. It was definitely a dream. Though as she felt herself going down from the high of cumming so hard. The mysterious figure vanished, she couldn’t feel them any longer.

She wondered some what would happen when she woke up? Would she remember the dream? Or would it be swept away from her in that endless dark void where nothing ever seemed to come back. She may never know. But until then she’ll ride the glow and feeling of what she experience but wished that she had just a little more.

Chapter 2

Morning didn’t seem to come soon enough for Rarity. Time only seemed to move slowly after having her softcore erotic dream. In some cases, it seemed to leave her going off into the dark abyss where she couldn’t go. Her mind feeling grey and fuzzy. Though she was feeling better like Last night hadn’t been a complete bust. Though why she felt this way when she should’ve been miserable, She had no idea. Her eyelids were feeling rather uncomfortable. She felt the urge- No she needed to open her eyes. As she did, there seemed to be a small bit of relief. Sure, at first everything was a constant blur, and she couldn’t tell anything apart. Though sooner everything seemed to get clearer, more focused.

“Sweet Celestia, above my head.” Rarity mumbled under her voice as she reached over rubbing her forehead, as she came to realize felt like it was getting ready to split. Somehow, she felt like an Ax had been put right through her skull. It brought a thought that maybe she didn’t try and steal the Eye of Quentellor. Maybe she had dreamt up the strange Pig Orc Applejack. Maybe that was it. She had gone off to a local bar and had a few too many drinks. She was just experiencing a hangover.

‘But why did last night feel so real?’ She thought with curiosity. Though at this point it really didn’t matter now did it. She figured, that she’ll just get an aspirin. That’ll do, and her headache would go away. She might just take the day off. No one would notice for sure, and if not well she could have Sassy saddles, come on and take an early shift. That Uni had been bugging her for more hours as it was, so this would’ve helped her out, as for Rarity… Well, she might be able to relax some.

Rarity soon decided that she did need to get up, at least to get an aspirin. Rarity would try pulling herself up. When Rarity tried to but she found out she couldn’t;

“W-What the?!” She tried struggling, it felt like something was holding Rarity down, she was only able to move her arm, left arm and leg.

“This isn’t right!” She thought. How was she not able to move. She looked down seeing the blanket that covered her body. Maybe Sweetie Belle tied her down while she was asleep, of course, it's all a prank! Rarity should’ve known. Sweetie Belle might’ve just wanted to earn a tying your sister down cutie mark. She just forgot to tie her left hand down, and leg. Or it was on purpose just so she could get out of this.

So Rarity did the only thing she could think of and reached over grabbing the blanket and pulling it off of her. Though when she pulled the blankets off her.

If anyone was outside Rarity’s store, they would’ve heard a loud scream that seemed like she was being bloodily murdered. Though all that was around the young woman place was a murder of crows. Though when they heard her screaming they flew away, figuring there was danger here and would go off to find somewhere else to be.

Back inside her building, Rarity didn’t see any rope, none that was binding her. All she saw was her body- Or what she thought was her body. Her neck was connected to it, but it wasn’t her body.

This body was twice as wide as her old one. though it’s skin was a somewhat combined and mixed together meeting in the middle though one side had her regular color of pure snow white, while the other half was orange. Then the body’s breast, it was clearly female as she looked to see large mounds it was clearly breast. the nipples sticking out. When Rarity reached over and felt them. She couldn’t help but gasp with how sensitive these nipples felt. Unlike her old nipples. ‘I can feel these?!”

She would twist and feel this new pair of breast. They were far larger than her old ones. Rarity didn’t know how to react. This was all too real. No- No this wasn’t real she couldn’t believe this as she began moving down more, and suddenly realized right under these large mounds of flesh was yet another set of breast.

“HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!” Rarity had basically screamed out to the heavens once more. Though this would end differently. When Rarity was about to give a heartfelt scream she felt another hand wrapping around her giving a long felt over as her screams of panic were muffled. The weird part was she didn't know where the hand came from but she had no control over it.

“Mrgrgr… Alarm clock snooze.”

But at the same time, she could feel it. She felt her own hand, she soon looked over giving a side glance. Over than seeing where the voice was coming from. What- No who she saw shocked her as she looked seeing that who was laying by her. It was that Applejack she was sleeping with her in her bed, no that's a lie a complete lie. Applejack was just ahead. She was connected to her body. Rarity had a second head and it was this Porc!

“Mffm mffm!” Rarity muffled out till she opened her mouth and managed to take a bite on Applejack hand but Rarity felt pain run across her. It hurt like hell.

“Y’ouch what the hell!”

Screamed Applejack as she seemed to pull Back, Rarity would scream in return as she felt the pain overwhelm her. She didn’t realize she bit so hard.

“Well, You shouldn’t have grabbed my mouth, Missy!” Rarity exclaimed as she reached slapping Applejack on the head, using her own hand. Applejack took a second as she rubbed her head. and it would take her a second where she came to realize the situation that she was in and see how her body was going;

“Ohh Fuck the hell did I do last night?”

“Well, I don’t know beside stealing my Diamond, and taking half of my body!” Rarity exclaimed as she felt a shred of annoyance. Watching how this Applejack was acting, though this would only come around to bite her in the ass, or smack her in this case as she felt herself getting punched in one of the four Boobs she had.

“Christ!” Rarity called out in pain as she looked around some. Her hair was starting to look like a complete mess. Something about today just couldn't get any better. What else could go wrong?

It seemed as though some higher being was listening as it did get worse. As they sat there on the bed it seemed like the mattress couldn't hold their combined weight. The bed seemed to collapse breaking in half as it gave a loud grunt. Rarity and Applejack groaned and it seemed the orc could only moan saying;

“Goodness, the only time the bed breaks is when I get to rough with a partner.” Applejack said it so calmly so normal like but for the Uni. She couldn't help but give a hard blush that seemed to turn her as red as a tomato. It also made her feel nervous as what the orc did in bed.

Yet somehow at the same time, it made her curious. ‘What does she do?’ She shook her head. or at least tried too, feeling herself blush just slightly more. These were inappropriate for a lady like herself to even think. She shook her head some and gave a gasp. “God my head.”

“Yeah, I have to agree, I think our heads are splitting.” Applejack exclaimed rubbing hers. the two would soon try moving off the bed, going the opposite route. though this proved to be nearly impossible as they just felt themselves tugging off the other.The harder they struggled as they growled looking over.

“Let's go this way!” they exclaimed at the same time, as they turned looking right at each other. Their noises touching at the tips before they turn away.

“Fine, we’ll go your way Porc!” Rarity exclaimed as she glanced to the other head. Applejack just gave a laugh. “Glad to see you looking the right way since we’re stuck together well let's go right.”

Rarity was flabbergasted there as she heard that and the words stuck in her head, ‘Since we’re stuck together.’ It drove her nuts as she couldn’t help but think. “Did she just make a pun out of this situation?!” She groaned a little and did as she was asked shifting her part of the body over to the right and there it seemed like they could finally move. Good, they were finally out of bed.

The next part was just for them being able to move. Since it was clear they were now three legs. But the odd part. they were able to move, just fine. Albeit a little slower but they slowly began to gain the hang of it as they walked into the bathroom. As they walked into the bathroom, Applejack couldn’t help opening her big mouth.

“Well damn, ain’t this weird looking, I think we look like one of those Siamese twins fellas? But four tits. I will say this Big Mac would be surprised seeing this?” She just seemed so blatant, as she reached down and grabbed one of their breasts. and rubbing them. Rarity just gave Applejack an appalled look and using the hand she could control slapped Applejacks hand.

“Will you stop that Applejack or whoever you, are this isn’t the time to feel me up- Us up whatever. This is important and insane! Also who the Hell’s this Big mac.?!” Rarity couldn’t help but feel slightly jealous about it, who could this Big Mac be she could be talking about, and why was this upsetting to her. She tried pushing this out though it still annoyed her. Applejack just looked at Rarity through the mirror and said;

“Big Mac’s my big brother, and you're the one freaking out. besides it’s my tits also and I’ll feel them up as much as I want.’, Applejack muttered with a small smirk and reached over smacking the other tit that was on Rarity side. Rarity couldn’t help but give an unflattering moan and shuddered by it. Though she tried pretending that it never happened Though Applejack gave a small laugh.

“Now where are those stupid Aspirin ya’h got, I think I’m gonna have to take one if I gotta deal with having such a big head on my shoulders. “ Applejack snickered more going through the medicine cabinet. Rarity only grunted annoyed by the pun.

“Will you calm it down with the puns.” She muttered feeling another headache going with the one she already had.

“Oh come on now you’ll learn to love it beside you’ll be stuck with this till we figure out how to get out of this mess.”

Rarity’s only response was eternal screaming. as she realized this was the situation she was stuck in. Though what happened next seemed to come out of nowhere as she felt herself giving Applejacks head a good slap, and groaned in pain.

“Oh, you're wanting to have some Apple family fun now don’t you.” Applejack smirked more as the two would be landing on the ground without a second notice and rolling into the bedroom. with loud grunts and groans while the two somehow managed to fight even in this situation. though clawing at the others faces at the most. They moved around on the ground when the door slowly opened up with a soft creaking sound. It seemed to be enough to distract the two fighting.

Rarity had been the first one to look up, as she did there she saw who was standing in her doorway. it was a Yellow mare standing up nice and straight. it was Fluttershy, she looked over to Applejack and Rarity, with a blank expression. Those soft soulless eyes, of pure shock and confusion.

Though the only thing Rarity could think of was the fact she was laying on the ground completely naked. not even with the second head, as she gave a loud wailing and covered her top set of the breast with her one arm. Even if she forgot about the second pair underneath.

Fluttershy just stood there blinking, for a good minute, while just trying to comprehend what's going on, though The only words that came from her mouth were this;

“R-Rarity? did you do something with your hair?”

“Well yes Fluttershy I had it done some the other day, but at this point, I think you should be more concern with the fact I’ve got a Porc on my shoulder!”

She said pointing over at Applejack who simple looked stunned and annoyed by this fact. raising her hand she moved to slap Rarity upside the head, causing her head to move back and forth like a Bobblehead, for a good second. as Rarity groaned in pain.

“I am not a Pork I am apart of the great Pig orc race!” She reached raising her arm and began flexing her smile always so confident with a simple chuckle. She soon moved onwards some and basically pushing their body forward and extending a hand out towards Fluttershy.

“By the way nice to meet you Fluttershy.” She just watched the pegasi for a second waiting for her response. Though Fluttershy seemed so hesitant about it. But eventually, she reached over grabbing her hand albeit faintly but they shook hands.

Now see that wasn’t so hard now was it?” The two seemed to shake for a good time some as they gave a simple smirk;

“It wasn’t… But I have to ask how did this happen?” Fluttershy asked seeming rather confused and curious/ Though Rarity, suspected that this would be something anyone would ask. The situation wasn’t normal, not normal at all. Rarity didn’t know what to say, what could she but Applejack just looked over to Fluttershy with a small smile simple saying;

“Don’t worry about it just let us get dress, and we’ll tell you ok.” Fluttershy took a second looking over the two women, with a good minute and finally realizing that they were naked. Her cheeks turning crimson red, and she had basically run away from the room and down the stairs.

“Is she always this nervous?” Applejack asked turning her head to Rarity, waiting for the answer.

“Yeah, she’s always been shy. Though I have to wonder why she’s here instead of being in Ponyville”

“Hell if I know.” Applejack muttered while the two began to pick themselves up each using one hand to pick their body up. The first place they went to was Rarity’s closet but that was when they discovered something, something horrible. something that Haunted Rarity’s dreams for all time.

“NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT!! NOOOO!”

Rarity felt herself wanting to go into tears her nose sniffing, as she felt an urge to cry for a good moment. Though Applejack just rolled her eyes at this.

“What it’s just clothes, I’m sure we’ll be able to buy some more.”

“Oh I’ll have you know that these are but the finest cloths made by myself. And I’ve spent weeks working on these fine bits of work.” She muttered showing her serious tone, showing her Pride with no denying it. Applejack she couldn’t help but smirk and respect that.

“Heh well, I can understand that you got to have pride in what you do. I would be the same with my farm,” she muttered giving a thumbs up and Rarity hearing the compliment kind of felt happy about it and smitten.

They proceeded to go off getting wherever they could've found that would fit them. They'd deal with anything at all. Till Rarity had enough time to gain some measurements for their new body and could actually make it. After going through a bunch of different clothes in the back room where Rarity did some personal commissions that had been required of her she found something an extra- extra large t-shirt that was bright red with a pair of jeans. They weren't the most fashionable of her designed but she did it from kindness for a woman who was overly obsessed and needed something nice that fit her. She moved over and with some adjustment managed to give it enough room for two heads.

It looked awfully big though it was snugged. Rarity hated to do this but she'd make it up for a sun shining day. Desperate times came with desperate measures.

“Hmm, these seem nice.” Applejack said messing around adjusting the top feeling the soft fabric against her fingers.

“Don't get used to them, darling, as soon as I can get our new measurements I'm going to be crafting us something a little more fashionable.”

“Hmm, whys that these feel comfortable and fit. So we're already ahead of that.” Rarity could only groan in pain from yet another terrible pun.

“L-lets just go down stairs ok Applejack.” She moved to turn their body around and heading towards the kitchen where she suspected that Fluttershy was at. The two walked into the kitchen, ducking why they went in there since it seemed like they’d have closely hit their head if they weren’t careful.

Applejacks guess was correct. Fluttershy was sitting at the kitchen table a small cup of tea in her hand, as her hands seemed to be shaking. She looked scared when she looked up into the two woman's eyes. Applejack trying to give her a concerned smile that had basically said: ‘Everything's going to be ok.’

“Come on Sugarcube, let’s get you into the living room, we’ll discuss everything that happened.” Applejack gave a slight smile and Rarity just stood there feeling annoyed by the fact that all of this was happening but kept her mouth closed for Fluttershy's sake if she said what she wanted to the poor mare might faint.

The three walked into the living room now, Fluttershy still holding onto her cup of tea, as she sipped it softly. Rarity, and Applejack sitting down causing the chair to creak.

“I’ll say Rarity this Recliner feel’s mighty comfy.” She exclaimed letting herself fall into the soft comfort the chair gave her.

“It’s a Love seat. Oh, sweet Celestia, I can’t believe this is happening to me.” She used her hand to cover her face in annoyance. Feeling the seat just bend and bow under them. It still had managed to hold them in place without crashing so she guessed it was a good thing.

Fluttershy places the teacup down on the table, looking up to her friend. There was a look in her eyes that had drastically changed, as she decided that she needed to get the real answers.

“So what happened?” Rarity took a sigh since she would have to explain this, She wishes she had a glass of cider, maybe even some whiskey on her just to take off the edge. But she didn’t have any which was a shame she could’ve used it now. But it seemed as though her other head had something else in mind.

The three would talk throughout the afternoon. It wasn’t much though they discussed what happened. How it was that caused them to become this way.

“T-That's kind of strange so you're saying you both tried stealing this Eye of Quentellor?” The two nodded some in agreement, Rarity feeling nervous since she didn’t want anyone to find out about her secret double life, as a thief.

“And that resulted in all of this?” Fluttershy raised her hand and waved it around the two, as Rarity nodded, Applejack just sighed some.

“This is all just… weird.” Fluttershy exclaimed though trying to keep herself calm and not freak out. It wouldn’t do anyone good if she freaked out.

“I’m sure this’ll wear off. Maybe I can get ahold of Discord. He’s back at my cottage.”

“Would you do that Darling I’m sure he’ll be able to help.” Rarity was feeling herself gaining some Hope She was sure that Discord could solve this. He was basically the closest thing to a god in this world.

“I’ll head back, to Ponyville. I’m sure we’ll be back tomorrow He could just transport us.”

“Thank you, darling, please hurry though I don’t know how long I’ll be able to take being stuck with this Ruffian!” She looked over at Applejack a slight bit of anger in her eyes. as she glared at the orange orc.

“Don’t worry I will.”

Fluttershy gave a nod before she got up and left the room leaving the two. Rarity and Applejack just sat there. In silence, They would have to wait. But in the meantime. they would do what they needed to, till Fluttershy came back maybe with some help from a friend.

"So do we share a meal or eat separately, oh wait we can't."

"AHHHRRRGGGG!"

Chapter 3

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