In the sky above Ponyville park

"Sister what does thou intend to do to thine new human subject. Thou said thour old lullaby was hear by our subjects in the past maybe Our new subject heard it somewhere?" Luna asked Tia who had rushed her and some lunar guards to quickly head to pony ville.

"Luna haven't you ever thought how he could know the lyrics? But to be honest I just want to investigate our new subject and also see his response to that we already got done for his citizenship and adoption papers , though I wonder if he truly isn't scared of your guards as he claims since you're often surrounded by them sister and I've seen how you trotted around like a little foal when you heard his opinion on your First Lieutenant Ebony and your night sky .Your wings did give your feelings away at the time" Celestia said with a teasing grin

"Thou must jest the stallion only was kind to one of my guards and complimented my night sky. It was simply startling news after his nonchalant comment about him thinking his mind was showing something he enjoyed during his strange dream " Luna replied in defence blushing at what her sister implied

"Did they have to wake us earlier for this. I thought there was an emergency but it's just visiting a lonely Stallion who according to rumours killed a timberwolf and made a manticore flee, I mean who believes such reports. Now we got to wake up early cause a big tale stallion is lonely" a male Lunar guard said annoyed

Down in ponyville park

William was looking at the flying carriage with 6 lunar guard ponies near it I'm bucked , if the ponies saw a mirage they spoke off I got no clue what the else I might have caused William thought as he imagined many bad scenarios thinking the magic might have left the princesses mimicking the mirage "Welp I'm bucked" William said nervously looking around as he noticed a foot/hoof ball stuck in the tree he was laying under before and tries to retrieve it by climbing in the tree

Above ponyville park

"If thou thinks his actions be but a tall tale thou could go down and try thou luck in scaring him though thou will not succeed" Luna replied to the guard

"Is that a smart idea princess?" Ebony asked Luna worrying for the guard

"Thou art right , Private refrain from..." Luna said but the male lunar guard bat pony already was heading to William in a dive

back down at the park

"Wait that pony is taking a nose dive right as us" one of the ponies surrounding William from before said

William jumped out the tree with the ball and looked at the approaching bat pony "OY SLOW DOWN YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE THE FILLIES AND COLT HERE IF YOU'RE DIVING SO STEEP" William shouted but the bat pony didn't slow their descent causing William to look at the ball he got out of the tree "Sorry whoever's ball this is but" William kicked the ball upwards aiming for the bat pony but because of the subtle changes to William his body caused by ambient magic that being stronger muscles and some unknown to him being better reflexes and coordination the ball flew towards the bat pony and hit them right in the nuzzle causing them to crash in a nearby tree.

"Now I'm definitely bucked , I guess the changes in appearance aren't for show. Well I better run everypony I think I just made a big mistake" William said before trying to run of only to be cut of by a carriage with the princesses and 5 guard ponies landing in front of him.

"It seems you have gotten into a little trouble my human friend" Celestia said looking at William "Why did thou kick a ball at my subject?" Luna shouted angrily in the royal canterlot voice

"Ouich my ears , I'm gonna be deaf." William replied holding his ears in pain

"Now calm down sister I'm sure your guard his deep dive just frightened him" Celestia replied

"Deep dive he was coming down like a missile and well there were a lot of ponies around me , you think I wanna risk a high speed collision" William replied

"Thou made one of my guards look like a laughing stock by hitting them with a toy and letting them crash in a tree" Luna replied a bit softer not to deafen all the ponies around her

"Well I honesty thought he was out to get me, I mean I previously did something I didn't even know I could do nor do I know what I really did and well I thought of the worst possible scenario that being ..." William his nervous response got interrupted by Celestia

"That being what young human , why would thou fear us after our trip from before?" Celestia asked softly in a motherly tone

"Well that you'd be angry since I don't know what the hole Mirage and singing thing had as effect plus having two allicorn's that as I said before move Celestial bodies like the sun and moon is very frighting as is a possible collision with a pony flying at someone like a tactical missle" William replied

"What does thou mean with tactical missile and did thou not say thou didn't fear my subjects? Was that a lie?" Luna asked very emotionally

"Not a lie just depends on context , flying at me at high speeds is intimidating because of the threat of collision. In other situations where they aren't living projectiles , no just adorable. As for missiles how do I explain a weapon of war to a princess of a peaceful kingdom" William was in deep thought "think very dangerous big fire work shot at a area with high speeds and meant to explode like a lot of TNT... Do ponies have TNT? They have fireworks so gunpowder exists I think" William replied

"That doesn't explain why thou would throw a ball to prevent them from hitting thee" Luna replied

"Well actually , normally high speed objects falling of stairs and other things can easily damage me. I'm not as sturdy as magical ponies or at least if I am now. Which I don't want to test out, it was just the desire to prevent pain to kick in" William replied apologetically

"Thou thinks that thee aret a meek being compared to us ponies even if thine species has traits of a predator" Luna said confused

"Well I originally was , magic honesty made me unsure what to think but" William got interrupted by a angry lunar guard with twigs and leaves in his mane
"What the buck was that ball for , I wasn't going to crash into you I wanted to test your meddle" the angry lunar guard replied angrily trying to look intimidating because of how he was made to look like a fool

"You tested it and well you don't really think a stationary bat pony is gonna scare me right you're nocturnal which means highly light sensitive eyes and your bat like traits can become one of your weaknesses. Still I dig the fangs they look cool but the fur colour and the rest not so intimidating" William replied this caused Ebony to laugh

"Thou doesn't find them frightening? They are omnivorous." Luna asked confused

"No offense Luna but wolf's made of wood just look strange and manticores are well frighting if you got nothing to protect yourself with. Multicolour ponies no matter their species be it you or your sister or either of your subjects their appearances are just adorable compared to well anything else I can think off though their abilities are a hole different story also I'm an omnivore myself it would be rude to hate them for that but I can survive of a herbivorous diet if I do it right" William said calmly trying to explain his train of thought this made the nearby ponies which came to look at what was going on nervous

"Why would thou change thine eating habits?" Luna asked confused

"Pretty simple really some things considered livestock at home well their Equis counterpartsare sentient which honestly makes it akin to cannibalism since I came from a place where my kind is the only sentient race. " William said smiling nervously causing the Lunar guards to look confused but the nearby ponies to be more at ease

"So wait he is a predator? He has no claws or fangs to hunt with. How does your kind hunt?" The male lunar guard asked pulling sticks out of his mane

"Well originally with a lot of stamina tiring our prey out but that is a outdated practice. Now we use our knowledge to make dangerous long range weapon's or traps but that is also outdated since my species their farmers keep livestock which then is bought. But It's not my area of expertise" William said scratching the back of his head nervously

"Didn't thou say thou aret worried about thine survivability ?What thou says doesn't describe any reason for thou to worry"Luna said confused

" Well I didn't plan to explain things in the middle of the park near you two and so many ponies. But how should I put it for my species I was weak since physical strength isn't needed when you're the dominant and only sentient intelligent species on your planet, I was well not athletic. It actually made me wonder if I can still get stronger since I might have killed a lone timberwolf but they were probably weaker because of the ambient magic disruption my arrival caused." William replied nervously since he wasn't certain of his statement and the gazes of the ponies and the princesses made him feel a little on edge.

"You aren't weak if that is what you're afraid off that ball hurt" the Lunar guard replied still getting twigs and leaves out of his mane.

"Sorry about that" William replied nervously standing there for the fallout of his actions.

"Aah it's good for the privates to get a little exercise and like you said us ponies are tough especially the guards" Ebony said smiling causing the Lunar guards to stand proudly even the stallion with just one twig still stuck in his mane. This caused both Luna and Tia to giggle.

"So ... Sorry to seem ungrateful for you visiting but if I'm not in trouble why did I get a royal entourage." William asked confused

"Oh , my human friend no need to be so nervous and worried. We got your request for some ponies to have stallion time with as for why we came along we noticed you singing a old song which holds a lot of meaning for us and your little magical accident that came with it , though it did cause enough of a emotional moment that I could cancel day court." Celestia replied with a smile as she looks at Luna.

"Emotional moment I hope I didn't cause any problems last thing I want is to make ponies uncomfortable" William said before swiftly being interrupted by Luna "Thou didn't, thour singing of my sister old song though being about a hard subject thou did something good we wondered how thou knowest the song?" Luna asked William stepping closer to him

"Hmm how should I explain this certain events of Equis leaked into my world in a manner of speaking and well I think because dimensional coordinates include space and time separately our knowledge of events span a lot of time though if I can be honest i felt compassionate towards what you two have been through" William said going through Luna her mane a bit teary eyed thinking of how much pain Luna and Celestia must have gone through.

"Thou art kind and compassionate but thine doesn't need to stroke my mane even though it is pleasant" Luna said blushing causing William to stop going through Luna her mane

"Considering you know a bit about us, our friend what do you think of us or pony kind?" Celestia asked intrigued by William his openness

"Hmm well I might get into trouble with this but well you are both flawed like anypony and anyone else but you're wonderful leaders and look out for the best of your subjects. Though if you mean my personal preference would be Luna both from her personality and well looks since her mane looks like her night sky which itself twinkle like a beautiful dark sky filled with Sparkling jewels who's beauty are hard to describe where her beautiful moon shines as the biggest jewel of all just as Luna herself. And because I also can relate to her." William said embarrassed as he noticed Luna giggle and blush a dark blue

"Be careful William or you might be forcefully relocated to Canterlot" Celestia said teasingly

"Alright Casanova reel it in" Ebony said giving William a playful bump

"Sorry and about your subjects, I think most ponies don't have a bad bone in their body though a bit soft they are wonderful. Though I still have a lot to learn about them" William replied

"Thou shall have time to adapt if thou needs help. Thou can also count on us. As for one of the reasons we came our sister has procured and finished paperwork for thine citizenship and thou will have Ebony near thou self from tonight on to aid thou with thine protection and aid of thour adopted filly. Thou still wants to continue that process right thou should learn about it since thou probably won't long be without a herd if thou keeps speaking thine mind as thou does." Luna said as she still blushed and stepped to William and softly moving her tail against him

William started mumbling like an idiot thinking of what Luna meant

"Sister please you might break the poor stallion and he doesn't know pony body language" Celestia replied smiling trying to calm the situation

"Uhm.... Uhm..." William was still trying to understand what was going on but then thought of the papers and adoption part snapped him to reality"Wait I'm officially a resident then of Equestria and well about the help thank you for the help , I hope I can proof myself to both of you and can repay your kindness" William said as he made a polite bow to the princesses

"Why don't you go with the male lunar guards and have fun the reason you asked for company before you have to keep my sister away with a stick" Celestia said smiling. This caused Luna to loudly shout "Sister!" Out of embarrassment as a dark blue blush formed on her face.

William laughed nervously "Well , Sticky why don't we and the other stallion's go and have some fun maybe a drink or something" William said looking at Male Lunar guard with a stick stuck in his mane.

"My name isn't Sticky. it's Night Watcher" the stallion replied

"Well I'm gonna keep calling you Sticky let's go" William said as he left the park with the male Lunar guards in tow only leaving Celestia , Luna and Ebony at the park with the nearby ponies.

Celestia seemed to be pondering about something when William was away.

"Sister what has gotten thine mind so occupied" Luna asked her sister

"Nothing much sister just the amount of magic needed for his previous little display has kept me thinking. Especially after twilight her notes contradict his ability to display such feats of magic"Celestia said calmly

"What does thou think about it sister, it seems to trouble thine mind" Luna replied
"It is nothing to worry about sister just the amount of magic needed was a lot and without something to concentrate his magic it must have been something akin to a spirit their abilities but he bears no I'll will but from what My student send me about hearing a voice when checking up upon him I worry for this unknown quantity tethered to him" Celestia replied nervously

"Thou worries to much sister thou saw that our new friend holds no hostilities and has nice physical aspects or art thou jealous they prefer me" Luna said blushing slightly

"No sister I am happy that our new friend likes you , just remember this isn't old times so if you wish to join a herd nothing is stopping you" Celestia said teasingly causing Luna to have a wing boner

"Thour intent is nice but our stallion friend didn't see my advances" Luna said her ears turning backwards in slight sadness.

"Oh dear sister thou forgets his knowledge of Equestria is limited and he probably doesn't know pony body language, Now let's enjoy some time with our subjects maybe visit my student. I mean how much trouble can 6 stallions get into." Celestia said as Luna and her went to enjoy pony ville.

Meanwhile with William

"Hmm so guys are you up for a bar some drinking chilling. Maybe a little talk about Mares" William said teasing the 5 lunar guards with him

Sticky just laughs "Sure maybe this isn't the worst duty we can have , alright Willy" the stallion smiling as he took the lead to a bar in Ponyville as they approach they notice a female griffon with white feathers being thrown out this caused the guards to stop "Maybe it isn't a good idea it takes a lot to have some pony thrown out" one guard pony said

"Awe come on it's not like a little conflict is going to scare us right , I thought Lunar guard had some guts" William said teasing them

"We thought of staying away for your sake most stallions aren't good near conflict" sticky replied

"Conflict someone being thrown out a bar wow this world has different consideration of conflict , I know you ponies are all harmonious and loving but come on" William walked in the bar and noticed a gloomy atmosphere and some ponies near a broken record player making pouty faces

"Uhm what happened to make you ponies so sad?" William asked as the lunar guards entered after him

The bartending mare stepped to the lunar guards "I'd like to file a complaint of damaging of property and pestering of stallions by a griffon."

The lunar guards sighed and started talking to the bar mare doing the normal procedures. while William stepped to what seems to be a broken record player "Wow this is antique in my world , does anypony mind if I take a look at it" William said standing near the record player

"Antique this is the newest model from Canterlot I specially had it ordered so we could play music here while the band takes a break so would you be a nice dearie and don't touch it , it very complex" the bar mare replied before returning to the lunar guards to finish filling a complaint against the griffon from before

"Looks like those old record players , one of the earliest models" William said while he opens it and sees the locking spring for the crankshaft and internal spring for the rotor are not the way they should be. William puts the locking spring back in place and bends the internal spring for the rotor as good as he can before being pulled out by the barmare

"What do you think you're doing dearie , you should let mares handle this sort of thing" the bar mare said to William as if talking to a wallflower causing William to sigh and just crank the player as it start playing music and have the bar mare a cheeky smile this caused the bar it's patrons to look confused at first but then smile as they continued with their drinks

"Sorry for fixing it but I can't just see all those pouty faces now if I can help it can I?" William said looking at the lunar guards

"William you shouldn't have touched it , the griffon should have been held accountable for the damage to it" Sticky said with a frown

"What damage to two springs , I can say what was broken if it helps but can't we just have a drink , oh right don't have bits on me. Ugh" William sighed

"Wait you fixed it , I could pay you for it, but where did a stallion learn to fix things as complex as a record player" the bar mare asked

"William isn't from around here , we are assigned to guard and keep him entertained by the princesses and keep him out of trouble if we can" a lunar guard said

"Ooh that explains it well if it is any help you six can drink on the house, since the repair of it would have cost a lot of bits too" the bar mare replied smiling

"No need to go that far I mean I listen to it too also I'd advise letting me make sure the internal spring is bent back with machinery or good tools later .I have equipment at home that could do the trick." William said smiling

"No I won't have it you and your friends drink on the house and besides a stallion with your attire must be rather busy so you probably won't have any time to check on the record player later right?" the bar mare asked William

"Well I recently adopted a filly and have some work tomorrow not to mention pinkie is probably planning a welcome to Ponyville party for me but I don't mind" William said smiling

"Ooh so Pinkie is planning your party no wonder she asked the mayor to use town square?" The bar mare said smiling

"Wait townsquare, oh sweet Celestia" William said in shock before sitting down

"Need a drink to get the edge of dearie?"

"Hey don't forget about us Will" sticky said as the lunar guard sit down near William

"Well I want vodka and well give the lads what they want" William said

"Coming right up , so where did a stallion dressed so finely learn how to fix things? Don't you have mares in a herd that work for you or do you swing the other way?" The bar mare asked while pouring out the drinks

"Oh well I'm rooting for a relationship with a certain mare and no I'm not gay not that I think less of those who are. Just that I'm not the type of man to let the mares do all the hard work it isn't how I was raised as for the fixing of stuff well I got along with some elderly of where I come from and they taught me a lot of useful skills. " William replied

"Ooh just one mare who is she?" Sticky asked smiling

"Well of course just one I'm from a monogamous species, polygamy is frowned upon where I'm from though if I could get more well I know a few mares that trickle my fancy though I really like Fluttershy if I were to have to stay monogamous" William replied blushing before drinking

"Oh so your species is monogamous, That's strange for a Minotaur then again you're smarter then any minotaur I met" the bar mare replied

"I'm no minotaur. I'm a human well I don't think I still fit that label because of the wings but I'm a species not from Equis and I ended up in Equis with my house and most of my stuff" William replied

"Well Willy a bit of advice learn pony social cues since Luna have you a good enough hint rubbing her tail against you" Sticky said causing the other lunar guards to laugh.

William just looked at the lunar guards as if they were pulling his leg but they gave William such a big grin while nodding causing William to remember some rule 34 drawings of Luna causing a wing boner

This caused the lunar guards to laugh and tease William a bit. The bar mare just smiled at the stallions having their fun.

"You guys can't be serious what would a princess see in the stranger like me" William replied

"Well after seeing how you hit Sticky out of the air with a rubber ball, the hole killing a dire wolf thing doesn't seem so unbelievable. So maybe she likes that you act like a stallion of old" a lunar guard said smiling

"My name isn't Sticky!" Night Watcher complained

"Sorry that nickname is gonna stick but at least it isn't a bad nickname" William said teasing the guard giving him a soft nudge

"You stallions seem pretty chummy" the bar mare asked

"We got asked to accompany Willy here, he's a little rough for a stallion but he ain't bad at least he can handle more then most stallion which is good because of our job and well diet"Night Watcher replied

" Right bat ponies drink blood or eat meat" the bar mare said nervously

"Hey diet, race, age or gender shouldn't matter one bucking bit just personality is all that counts" William replied

"William keep your swearing low we wouldn't wanna have to drag you off for making other stallions uncomfortable" a Lunar guard said staring at him

"It's alright , I get the gist of things. He is well a mare like stallion" the bar mare replied smiling

"Yes finally some pony who gets it without any issues" William said smiling as he downed his drink

"But Willy you seemed embarrassed when we told you our princess likes you doesn't that effect your preference." Sticky said before downing his drink

"Honestly it only makes it harder. Imagine multiple wonderful characters of your favourite tales about a world you see as nothing but fiction and suddenly ending up in that world. And interacting with those characters. I mean sweet Celestia. It makes it hard as hell" William admitted while taking a big swig of his drink.

"Oh that's uhm a strange situation to find yourself in but then why not attempt at making a herd"Night watcher said causing William to spit out his drink and go into a coughing fit.

"Please change the subject. Or Luna will have to deal with embarrassing dreams of mine I'd rather not have anypony see. I mean fantasizing and doing something are two different things especially for a monogamously raised species." William replied still coughing "Plus if I did get in a herd with Luna I'd have to deal with BlueBalls." William said his words dripping with irritation.

"Hmm so your knowledge doesn't consist of just the past." A guard pony noted

"Well stuck up useless noble like him probably is known as the laughingstock ending at the tales it joke. Right Willy"Night Watcher said.

"No he was sparsely mentioned but let's just say he is unanimously hated but I won't go into that since it probably hasn't happened yet but it made us learn enough" William replied as his glass was being refiled.

"Oh are us Bat pony mentioned or displayed in any form." A young bat pony guard asked.

"Oh yes. Hell there is even a song but not sure if it even fits or if it means anything in your past so I better not" William said looking at the guard ponies who have him the cute big eyed begging look. That combined with the alcohol made it hard to deny the request but he sighs and looks at them. "Maybe when I figure out not to cause weird magic things to happen." William replied

"Awe come on where is the tough timberwolf slayer?" A guard said jokingly.

"He is afraid of causing a scene or strange events like he did with another song he sang so not today and not here." William replied.

"Well I think he is smart I mean he doesn't tempt fate like you private." Night Watcher replied.

After an hour of drinking and talking with his new friends, aswell as some dancing William was about to get a little surprise

"There you are" A beautiful yellow pegasus mare said as she heads to William
"You made everypony very worried when you left the park like that William" Fluttershy said sternly looking at William

"I... I" William tried to reply to Fluttershy but seeing the normally cute and shy mare act sternly made William feel like a villain.

"Oh is seems like you made Fluttershy worry not a good attempt at getting her attention" the bar mare said teasingly

"Wait what" Fluttershy was confused about what the bar mare said. William just hid his face using his wings knowing what was about to happen

"We will leave this to you Willy also remember what we talked about. " Night Watcher said as he and the other Lunar guards left the bar.

traitor's William thought as the stallions left William in this situation

"Oh yes you see those guards leaving , they well were joking and laughing and talking about mares they liked. You're little runaway stallion who honestly is a nice pony was talking with his friends about mares they liked. And it seems you got an admirer but also competition" the bar mare said smiling

Fluttershy was embarrassed and looked at William "You think I'm pretty?" Fluttershy asked William who just blushed and nodded before hiding himself some pony , someone get me away from here this is embarrassing. And why does the bartender have to tell her William thought but got surprised as Fluttershy grabbed his hand and softly guided him out of the bar

"Are you alright now you were hiding yourself?" Fluttershy asked caringly still flustered from what the bar mare said.

"I feel embarrassed... I wanna hide and my trust in bartenders is gone." William replied from under his wings.

"Its alright, also next time you go out with fellow stallions please warn us you made so many worry, if it wasn't for the princesses telling us when they came to visit , we'd have no idea where you were. So next time tell us please. I wouldn't want you to get hurt" She said in her soft cute voice

"Thank you Fluttershy. Could you maybe forget what the bar mare said about you know" William said nervously

"Ooh don't you like me?" Fluttershy said sad as her ears drooped backwards

"No no it's not that , please don't be sad. I do like you , I mean you're beautiful caring loving. Good with animals. Have a beautiful voice. Are so cute that making you worried or pout or hurt in anyway makes me feel worse then wendigo's or king Sombra." William replied hiding his face.

"Oh no , I didn't mean to make you feel sad or mad" Fluttershy said in her soft beautiful caring voice trying to sooth William

"That doesn't help, Fluttershy I mean it's because you are such a sweet mare that it making you sad or disappointed really pulls at my heart strings" William said while looking at Fluttershy from under his wings still trying to hide his face from his favorite pony

Fluttershy blushed then shyly hid behind her mane "we better get going Pinkie did her best for your party" Fluttershy said softly trying to change the subject

William just nodded nervously "Yes, also sorry for making you worry." William said as Fluttershy started to guide him to the town square still hiding her face and shyly playing with her mane as they saw the town square in the distance many ponies could be seen as well as tents and party decoration.
"Isn't that a bit too much. I am nopony important" William said as he looked at the extravagant display he saw from the distance and a giant banner with Welcome to Equis William written on it in bright orange.

"Don't you like it?" Fluttershy asked William worryingly

"It's not that , I'd expect such a event for some pony important not the strange alien being that appeared in the ever free" William replied calmly "plus I preferred something smaller I am not used to big parties"William said as he followed Fluttershy leading him to town square closer to place where the party is supposed to be but he didn't see any pony.

"It's alright , I understand if you're not used to things but Pinkie really wanted to throw you a party" Fluttershy said as she and William entered a big tent at the center of town square.

Before William could ask Fluttershy why everything was so quiet , what can only be guessed as magical or gas lamp lights flicked on in the tent when William heard a ton of ponies shout "Surprise!".
William jumped in shock as the lights turned on he was met with a cannon aimed at him with Pinkie pie behind it firing confetti at William from a close range causing William to fall down in shock his heart beating like crazy. This caused every pony to hasp and worry.

" William!!!" Fluttershy rushed to him worried as scoots quickly joined by her side.

"I'm sorry I thought since you survived the hole dragon and ruins part you'd be alright" Scoots whimpered near William

"Hi sorry , I am dad" William said with a smirk as he noticed he was unscathed and wanted to defuse the situation.

"Haha he surprised us at his own party that is surpriseception." Pinkie said laughing

"Not cool bro" Rd said angrily

"Don't you ever pull a stunt like that ever again" Fluttershy said looking worried at William

Scoots just kicked William as she cried a little but William pulled her in a wing hug.

"OK maybe it wasn't the best joke, but hey Its not everyday I get shot by a cannon at my face" William replied with a smile "besides I wanted to make a dad joke all day when I saw scoots so every pony I hope it doesn't DAUGHTER you to much" William said laughing before noticing a little scoots tugging at his clothes looking at him with a mixed emotions

"Don't you ever pull a prank like that again, I was worried" scoots said looking up at William with teary eyes causing William to stand up while holding scoots in a wing hug.

"Don't worry my little whirlwind , I won't pull bad jokes but I will make dad jokes" William said as he dried her tears

"You promise?" Scoots said looking at William.

William smiles at scoots and said
"Cross my heart and hope fly. Stick a cupcake in my eye." While doing the gesture's he remembered from the show. Causing Pinkie to appear next to them with a big cartoony grin

"Wow you didn't have to Pinkie promise it" scoots said as she gave William a playful nudge

William just laughs "Well I don't want my little filly to worry so I made a promise I won't break so no more bad jokes but I will make dad jokes. Now go have fun with your friends Scoots." William said as he ruffled through her mane.

Scoots ran off to play with other younger fillies and colts at the party.

"Now maybe you should apologise to the others for disappearing out of the blue and your bad joke from before ,if you want to." Fluttershy said to William as the rest of the Main 6 got closer to them.

"Honestly I did think that cannon would kill me since being shot by a cannon where I am from is an easy ticket to the hospital or worse. When I figured out I was unharmed I tried to defuse the situation with humour" William said embarrassed.

"What no way, you got the guts to go against a dragon. Kill a Timberwolf but you're scarred from a party canon" Rd said in disbelief

"Oh poor Dear , so you really were scared" Fluttershy said in her caring lovely soft-voiced tone as she hugged him trying to make him feel better.

"He ain't lying, but why did ya joke something like that off partner?" AJ asked worryingly.

"To keep up face , I mean I don't want to test how magic changed me and well I didn't want to be pampered like a wallflower. Different gender laws and expectations are a pain so better to be seen as an ass then a weak wallflower" William replied

"Darling you don't need to act so though a gentle colt like you shouldn't push themselves so far" Rarity said as she was cleaning William his clothes and hair which got a little dirty from the whole canon debacle.

"Though I agree with everypony that you shouldn't act so tough, I understand that you're raised differently still if your worlds lack of magic left you so weak then you changing so rapidly in only one day is an interesting growth speed , I'd also like to do some other physical research if you notice any changes since you honestly deny any sense according to previous readings and I want more detailed data and research you. All safely of course. Not to mention the readings came out low hmm maybe magic deficiency is your species default state. Oh I can't just wait to get researching this" twilight said giddy like a foal wanting to find out more about William

"Twilight, he can't do that he has studies with you , Scootaloo to take care of , books from his boney friend to read , and advisor job for the princesses using his people their knowledge. And when he has his head wrapped around that Willy Nilly here wants to make a company. So he is going to be a busy pony." Pinkie said all in one breath causing William to just look confused.

"Don't forget he will need to learn how to fly too and get his wings in shape since they look a little weak compared to the rest of his body" Rd added to the conversation.

"Darlings don't you think this is to much for one stallion who hasn't been here for so long" Rarity replied causing her friends to nod.

"First things pony things like how to raise a foal, grooming of wings, history, magic, pony body language since I'm oblivious to it. Second would be well my advisory position which won't be hard just ensuring ponykind doesn't make the same mistakes as my own kind, And third will be my company but that is just well something small I hope." William replied scratching his neck "But first I'll get a drink since well a party isn't the place for talk like this" he said as he started to look for something to drink. William quickly found the heavy alcoholic beverages and took a bottle Sweet Apple Acres Heavy Apple cider "Well better then nothing" William said before walking back to the main 6 already drinking a bit from the bottle.

"Darling please show some restraint such a drink might be to much for you" Rarity said worryingly

"Not really its really sweet and tasty but not too sugary" William replied trying to get used to the beverage

"She ment the alcohol partner" Aj replied calmly as she pointed to the bottle

"Pfft I can handle a drink, I mean I get drunk easily but nothing to bad only once got to hammered to do anything at that was one new years eve but I won't go into that also it's sort of my welcome party so why shouldn't I have a little fun. I mean I don't get violent when I drunk I just... I... well.. just become a party animal since I don't get embarrassed or shy then as for what happens afterwards Thats future William's problem." William replied as he drank a lot more of the bottle chugging half of it down.

"No that's more then enough to drink for you, you already drank at that bar I found you in so please for me don't drink to much , I wouldn't want you to become sick" Fluttershy said looking at William with her soft voice and her big cute eyes.

"Being that cute and sweet should be forbidden. I mean by Luna her Moon you could make the most heartless cruel people from my world stop with that alone, but fine I'll keep drinking to a minimum." William said as he hands her the bottle as he thinks I shouldn't have told her how disappointing her makes me feel or how cute and sweet she looks to me since she is using it against me now. My poor heart can't stand those big beautiful eyes and that soft kind voice

"Ooh looks like somepony likes Fluttershy" Rd said nudging William

"I didn't know you liked those types of mares Darling but isn't it too early to think of forming a herd" Rarity said smiling towards William and Fluttershy. Causing Fluttershy to hide her face but William didn't he just looked at the main 6 as he lit a cigarette

"Well I don't know what you mean with types but yes she is a wonderful mare but forgive me on the herd part since I am from a monogamous species I got no clue about herds. Being always taught that having more then one girl is bad well you can see the issue. And I'd never want to hurt anyone by not knowing how to handle a herd or how one acts in one so honestly, it is hard to grasp and not knowing pony body language makes it harder and I had this conversation earlier so please drop it." William said calmly as he smoked

"Now I wish I took my notebook with me so I could write this down" Twilight whined a bit

"Oh no you don't twilight this is a party, you know fun unwinding. Hmm thinking about that" William smirked a bit then whispered something to Pinkie Pie who smiled and then she ran off like a pink blur.

"What did you ask her darling?" Rarity asked as her remaining friends looked at William eager for him to reply.

"Oh you will see let's just say I'm tipsy enough to not be bothered by well a stunt I'm going to pull so I asked Pinkie to get something." William said smiling

Before the mares could ask what William asked Pinkie William was brought to vinyl scratch by a pink blur.

"Yo. Look if it isn't the Alien guest." Vinyl said then Pinkie whispered something into Vinyl her ear.

"Alright the reason for this party is going to play something from where he comes from, so big applause for my assistant DJ for the night William" Vinyl shouted causing everypony at the party to once again look at William.

"Thanks Vinyl, now first I got to apologize for the bad joke from before. Now I'm gonna put on a song from my world for the foals also I'm sorry it's a catchy song made for a movie back where I come from." William said smiling as he connected his phone to Vinyl her DJ table and started playing the Lego movie Two catchy song. William quickly noticed foals and mature ponies dancing and singing along and jumped into the crowd dancing along causing the main 6 to laugh as well as two guests at the party who were in disguise. After the song William took his phone back "Now sorry everypony for not singing along last time I sang well most of you who were at the park can recall also vinyl nice try saying I'll be assistant Dj but this Stallion isn't used to Equis enough maybe another time. Have a great evening everypony oh and keep Miss. Heartstrings away from me for now cause I can see her driving Bon Bon crazy from here" William said as he and Pinkie pie went back to the rest of the main 6. While he returned to the rest of the main 6 Bon Bon could be seen holding Lyra back talking to her luckily it was to far from William to be heard since if the Crazy human obsessed unicorn could get close to him he'd be stuck with a lot of questions he's unwilling to answer at this time.

"It was nice seeing you dance with the foals and other ponies , I thought you said you aren't used to parties" Fluttershy said softly as William and Pinkie approached

"You see I'm mostly to embarrassed to go into the spotlight luckily alcohol makes me a bit less self conscious." William said smiling at Fluttershy.

"That was fun Willy do you have other songs on that strange device. Also smart keeping Lyra away she'd probably ask on and on and drive you insane" Pinkie said happily

"I do but you know foals and if I start singing along with heart and soul I might cause something I am not going to be able to handle." William said laughing at the possibilities.

"Oh what sort of song could that be darling" Rarity said teasingly with a big smirk.

"Now calm down sugar cube ye don't want our friend here to be too embarrassed when he is completely sober, or do you want him to roll in the hay with somepony by accident" AppleJack said to Rarity. While William nervously took a soda to try and evade the topic

"Come on there is no way a song can cause that also it isn't the time of the estrous cycle yet." Rd said bluntly this caused William to spit out his soda and cough.

"Did.. I hear that correctly? Estrous cycles?" William said in disbelief and shock.

"It's alright If you find it an embarrassing subject" Fluttershy said putting her hand on William his shoulder. This caused Rainbow Dash to just laugh

"Sorry I thought somepony like you wouldn't be so easily embarrassed by something so commonly known"Rd said laughing.

" Now Rainbow Darling, no need to make him uncomfortable maybe he is from a culture where such things aren't as openly discussed or would be seen as bad manners" Rarity calmly stated in her ladylike voice.

"Still he better get used to it." Aj said "Have ye ever rolled in the hay with a special somepony partner?" Aj asked looking at William causing him to just stand there trying to process how such subject of conversation was being passed around so bluntly causing him to blush.

"I wonder what period of estrous your species has if you don't mind telling that is its for research." Twilight said blushing at Will his reaction towards the subject.

Fluttershy was still patting William his back this snapped him back to reality after the shock about the subject "Well human males can always get sexually active of course if they are of the age to do so." William said as he started to hide his face with his wings. Dancing and being in the spotlight is one thing but this subject is weird to talk about especially at a party where there are foals nearby.

Fluttershy made an embarrassed squeak as she heard what William said

"So you can always get ready for the hay bale tango?" Rd asked with a big teasing smirk.

"... Yes same for the females of my species , we don't have estrous cycles we just need to get turned on and of course they need to be of the right age and also not already pregnant" William said before closing off entirely behind his wings but what he said made some of the main 6 giggle and some blush. Only William and fluttershy right now were trying to hide themselves from the strange situation.

"Alright girls we better stop the subject before Willy and Fluttershy both run from the party. So why not enjoy some of the party it's food" Pinkie said as she took a chocolate cake out of nowhere which looked more like a work of art then food.

"I don't think you can pull some earl grey tea out of nowhere to enjoy with the cake?" William said as he thought Yeah like that is gonna work, I mean not like I can make Pinkie pull things out of nowhere. William was quickly surprised when the pink mare pulled out a tea set out of nowhere and some cups. "Wow I stand corrected." William said looking in shock as he took a cup and poured it out "Do any of you ponies want any?" William asked smiling.

"I'd like some if it isn't too much to ask"Fluttershy said still hiding behind her mane. William quickly poured a cup for her.

"Yes thank you darling I'd love some, still darling I thought you couldn't handle Pinkie Pie " Rarity said smiling.

"I sometimes can be impulsive and a party boy but well I need to have had enough liquid pride for that as for handling her. She isn't something I can't handle more like depending on my own mood and I noticed she kept herself calmer then normally and told the guests I do not handle some things well otherwise I imagine many ponies running to where I am just to say hi and overwhelming me with questions. As for her strange antics which deny the very rules of existence it's funny at times but infuriating to understand so I just don't think about how it works. Because of personal unexplainable phenomena in my own personal experience even before I came to Equis it makes it easier to just accept things like her Pinkie sense and her other abilities" William said as he poored his own cup and noticed Fluttershy sitting near him drinking her own cup this caused William to be a little embarrassed.

"What sort of unexplained phenomena?" Twilight asked eagerly only to get a sigh from William.

"Listen Twi if I were to tell you I'd sound like a mad pony besides I only ever discussed it with family members it's something personal and weird" William replied as he continued drinking.

"Uhm can I ask you something ... Like do you like Uhm Animals?" Fluttershy asked causing William to smile.

"Honestly I really do never expected the first animal to ever bite or show violence to me would be mythical creatures like the Timberwolf or Manticore. I normally have no issues with animals and can pet and play with any animal." William said while thinking of his youth walking shelter dogs, having strange animals on the street just rush to him wanting to be petted. Then he started thinking out loud"Now that I think about it I don't understand why animals never showed me any hostility back home even the Horse at my uncle's farm which almost bit his fingers of and was deemed unsafe by him well she was a kind one." Thinking this out loud made the mares look at him in shock. "Oh wait they are not conscience like here remember. Honestly, they were intelligent for an animal but no speech. I am making this weird ain't I?"

"So equines in your world aren't intelligent and incapable of speech. Though I'd advice you keep things like that to yourself unless of course during research" Twilight said as she awkwardly kicked her hoof.

"Well I could show you a picture I mean you ponies look different from her" William said as he took out his phone and what seemed like a picture of 12 year old young human with black hair and blue eyes with a black horse pushing her nuzzle near at the little boy lowering itself slightly to snuggle the young boy.

"Is that, it looks like one of our ancient evolutionary relatives even if slightly different. She seemed to like you a lot and you were adorable as a foal." Twi said smiling at the picture, the other mares had a few mixed feelings towards what they saw.

"No offense partner but it seems pretty weird to see that" Aj said readjusting her Stetson.

"No offense taken I mean I'd also find it weird if I were in your shoes.. Horseshoes ... Hooves uhm forget it trying to guess equine expression is hard." William said while scratching his neck.

"I think it's rather adorable darling." Rarity said as she Nuzzled at William causing Fluttershy to nuzzle him too.

"I hope you don't mind the contact do you us ponies like to cuddle and nuzzle to show affection it's alright if you want us to stop" Fluttershy said looking at William with her beautiful blue eyes.

William just smiled and have Fluttershy ear scratches "Now why would I want you to stop it's rather adorable and warm. I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable." William said with a big smile at the slightly embarrassed mare.

"I'm not used to receiving ear scratches though I give them a lot to my pets and your hands and warm and it feels nice." Fluttershy said softly as he Nuzzled against William her hand enjoying the ear scratches.

"Darling don't give Fluttershy all the attention." Rarity said looking at William with a big teasing smile. "Think of the other mares as well"

"Sorry Rarity only got two hands and there is still tea to finish." William said with a smirk

"Awe sounds like somepony is jealous from being left out" Pinkie said teasing Rarity "Willy nilly you better give us all ear scratches too."Pinkie said with a giant grin.

"Yeah I don't need some cuddly stallion being clingy, No offense William but at least you're acting a bit like a stallion. And you better be a good dad to Scoots." Rainbow said looking at William sternly.

"Don't worry I'm going to try my best ,as for me acting like a stallion it's just cuddles and ear scratches right not like I am breaking a taboo I hope" He said as he still scratches behind Fluttershy her ears the kind mare being a cuddly happy putty in his hand.

"Darling you should know it never stays at just that" Rarity said teasingly causing William to blush and ignore the remark further

While William and the main 6 continued having their fun with talks and the occasional pony ville local asking William about himself and humanity, Scoots and the other foals at the party were playing around until the dead of night. Then when most of the foals were off to bed both Aj and Rd became a little competitive in their drinking.

"Ye really think ye can hold cider better then me Dash proof it." Aj said challenging dash.

"Now Darlings maybe this isn't a good idea" Rarity exclaimed.

"Oh you are on" Rainbow said ignoring Rarity her plea.

"Hey Rarity it's ok what's a good party with beverages without a little drinking challenge , I wish I could join but Yellow cute and overbearing wouldn't probably let me." William said sighing.

"No offense partner but ye probably would need to go to nurse red heart afterwards" Aj said looking at William.

"Oh, that sounds like a challenge!" William smirked "Fluttershy sorry but I'm gonna show these mares that I can handle my drink but if something happens uhm keep me away for Twilight her custody. I trust you completely but Twilight would probably wire me up and run tests" William said laughing

"Uhm... I am not sure if that is the safest thing to do but if you really want to. Well just this once but if it gets to much I'm taking you and scoots to your home calling red Heart and keeping an eye on you." Fluttershy said with a very worried expression.

"Wait Darling you can't be serious?" Rarity looked at William in shock.

"Actually I am worst case scenario I get hammered and pampered by the only pony who I know is to kind and sweet to do anything to me in a drunken stupor state and I get her lovely company or I proof you mares I can drink and maybe make a point." William said smiling

"I know you think you're tough Willy but you don't really think you can beat me' Rainbow dash said bragging her chest puffing up while she brags.

"Oh I do. Also one rule none of the weak stuff no building up get the hardest hitters" William said smiling.

Pinkie came with the heavy cider William drank before and started pouring glasses

"Wait this is the hardest drink for our competition. Oh this will be easy" William said laughing.

"Don't ye get any high hopes partner" Aj said as she readjusted her Stetson as she then downed her drink.

"You can still chicken out since I'll still think you're an awesome stallion even if you can't beat me" Rd said boasting as she downed her drink.

"Now now remember mares I'm not from Equis and honestly" William drank his drink and then continued talking "this drink isn't that bad. I mean I'm used to stronger, maybe I should look into what griffons and minotaurs drink or maybe dragons." William said as Pinkie refilled the glasses.

"I'll make ye swallow those words partner" Aj replied while finishing another drink in one go.

"It's cool you are tough in some places but I wouldn't want you to harm yourself trying to impress us. Besides minotaur and griffon drinks are too bitter even most mares." Rainbow said as she looked at William while finishing her drink.

"Might be the case but I ain't a pony and I probably have more in common with a minotaur then I do with ponies. Or at least i think so I got only myths to go on and the few tales of Equis" William said before downing his drink in one go.

"Ye are good at holding yer drink partner but me and Dash don't give up easily"Aj drank another glass

"Yeah don't think we will go easy on you" Rd said boasting.

"Girl's i can handle this seriously i could finish a bottle without an issue I just don't wanna be seen as a "William says as thinks how to explain the ponies what sort of image he would rather avoid" Hmm Berry Punch is maybe a good example with her wine." He replies calmly drinking another glass

After many more drinks

William drank both Aj and Rd under the table but as he got off his chair he was walking wobbly "Uhm Twilight how close can you maybe teleport me to my home, since me and scoots need to get home and I am not driving my car in this state or will be able to walk home like this." William said almost falling over his words.

"I knew this was a bad idea. I could get you and scoots near the door but I'm not leaving you in that state alone. Fluttershy go get Angel me and spike will take care of your animal friends for the night." Twilight replied sighing at the display in front of her

"You beat Rainbow Dash cool." Scoots said at her for the moment bad excuse of a father figure.

"Not cool , little whirlwind. Drinking isn't cool. It's fun but don't think it's cool." William said to scoots at his current best attempt to discourage the behaviour he showed.

"Thank you Twilight. I'll go get Angel and then head to his house." Fluttershy said as she went off to get Angel bunny

"William Darling please don't make this something common" rarity said looking at the Human now using a table to support himself.

"Don't worry I just wanted to show you mares I can handle more then you think though maybe it wasn't the best example and definitely not the best roll model for scoots but I just let myself go a little" William replied before Twi teleported Scoots and William to his house.

"Wow! I'm gonna life in that in the ever free Forest that is so cool" Scoots said looking at her new home.

"You have seen it already why such a response, I don't get what's cool about it but I do have a room for you. I mean it has 3 bedrooms and a guest room so if your friends ever come and visit they can but there will be a few rules but we will make those up tomorrow" William replied smiling at Scoots and ruffled through her mane as he walked wobbly to the door and had to support against the wall

"The timberwolf killer returns. And reeking of alcohol with a foal I hope this won't happen all the time" Ebony said as she landed near William and scoots.

"No it won't now why don't we all go inside its getting a bit to late to stay outside for my taste especially in my current state" William said as he opened unlocked his house and turned of its security system.
Scoots and Ebony rushed inside since it was quickly getting cold.

William walked in his house enjoying the warmth as he steps to the cupboard and takes out some snacks and a big bottle of cola and takes a few glasses. "How about some soda and snacks, I can't really make a big welcome in your new home party for Scoots but I hope some snacks and soda will do until I can prepare something" William said as he set the table in the living room and then sat down in the sofa.

"I like soda but are you sure it's safe for me since it was made for your kind" Scoots asked.

"Well just high amounts of sugar and some caffeine don't worry." William replied smiling as Scoots rushed to fill her own glass causing him to laugh.

"She already seems to feel at home" Ebony commented

"Well it is her home now so I hope she likes it" William said as he poored himself a glass of cola and got up "Scoots one rule don't go into that room there" William said pointing to his workshop with his tools and equipment" and before taking certain things ask me I wouldn't want you to get hurt now I'll show you your room" William walked to the door next to his bedroom door "I sleep in the room next to you so if you're scared or anything I am nearby and well since you're officially my daughter if it gets too scary I got a big bed." Scoots followed William then rushed into what William said was her room she notices a big two person bed TV and a Computer some bland walls and night stand with a nightlight and looks at William "what about the stuff in here that strange contraptions don't you want them back" Scoots replied looking confused at William

"Well I honestly don't need them I got my own and its best to give it to somepony who can use it also those weird contraptions are partly useless well the TV well except for games and what your old man has of cartoons but yeah. The other contraption can be useful but I'll teach you later. Hmm maybe I should show something off at your school when I have to bring you tomorrow. I imagine ponies have radios right?" William asked scoots

"We do but what are you planning?" Scoots asked confused

"Well some special ponies will visit me tomorrow I might as well show off my kinds technical knowledge with something fun for you kids at school" William said smiling at Scoots as he ruffled her mane "Also my little whirlwind we need to let you decorate your own room maybe get some posters for you or picture's. Any paint colour you want also move your old stuff here later on" William said as he smiled at the now exited filly who was jumping on the for her way to big bed"

"Thank you ... Dad" Scoots said worryingly at her choice of words.

"Me a dad wow I would never have guessed but in all seriousness Scoots don't push yourself into calling me that it probably takes time for you to get used to it all you can call me Dad but only when it doesn't Daughter you" William said as he went through Scoots her mane

"Thank you" Scoots said hugging William crying a little ignoring him reusing the same pun

"Hey I'll try and give you the best life I can but sorry If you got stuck with a weird stallion like me as a Dad" he said hugging her close lifting her up "Now why don't we head back to the living room. I know its school tomorrow for you but we still have guests and are expecting an overly worried mare and a bunny visiting us because of my little indulgence of tonight and you're acting a bit more snuggly and clingy compared to the tough adventure loving filly I thought you were" William said looking at Scoots as he held her in a hug. Scoots just stuck out her tongue as she was carried back into the living room.

"Seems like you and your new filly are getting along" Ebony said smiling at William carrying Scoots.

"Well she isn't a hand or well hoof full. I guess she is tired from the dancing and playing with her friends at the party. So after Flutters is here and I've both assigned you a bed room I'm probably going to hit the hay. Talking about Fluttershy I'm worried. Everfree at this hour isn't safe" William put Scoots down and went to a drawer in the kitchen to take some lighter fuel and matches then hands it to Ebony

"What am I supposed to do with this stuff?" Ebony asked confused

"That metal uhm fuel can has a flammable substance in it if a problem arises since you can fly just sprinkle it over the pest in the forest and then use a match" William says as he takes a cigarette and lights it with a match to show how matches work.

"That is harsh and cruel" Ebony replied in shock

"Well I do live in this forest not like I can magically move my home and besides it will scare them off only creature its deadly too would be Timberwolves considering they are made of wood." William replied with a wise as smirk

"I never saw you for the let others do your fighting type" Ebony replied

"If I can hardly stand I'm not risking getting burned or the usage of well some of my electronic tools I have here. Now go and look for ..." William got interrupted by someone knocking. "Or not, The door is open!" As he said so Fluttershy walked in holding Angel close

"I hope I did make you worry to much. Angel was being grumpy for being awoken from his nap and wasn't happy about having to come here." Fluttershy said calmly while Angel just jumped out of her arms and jumped towards William stamping and being pouty

"Oh I know. Angel I know it was her idea to come here you know how she can be don't worry I got something you might enjoy" William said as he got up and walked to the fridge in his drunken stupor to take out two carrots and as he walked back he fell right on his ass."Maybe I should head to bed but I still can't shake this strange feeling something is wrong. I'll lock the door for the night. You mares do what you want just no snooping in my workshop room or touching anything you don't understand. I can't fix everything in this house. But feel free to plunder the fridge or enjoy my books." William said as he stumbled to lock the door but couldn't get further then the sofa on his way to his room and just fell asleep there.

Author's Note

Sorry for inactivity I have been busy lately I hope this chapter is enjoyed by many also. I hope it doesn't stand out to much but I wrote this on my new phone. Sorry no Christmas or heart and hooves day special. I had one planned but I lost the text files.

Still got no editor but hey I just write for fun if anypony wants to edit they can tell me so. And next chapter when it comes out will be either clop or slice of life depending on my motivation ofc the clop would be a dream which dear God poor Luna if she finds that sort of dream but hey that's all folks