Horses Don't Have Bathrooms

by Rimmer

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Fetish, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Porn, Sex
Length: 14396

Horses don't know how to use bathrooms. They just go wherever, whenever. And a lot of them find it sexy.

Equines don't know how to use bathrooms, therefore, in Equestria there are no bathrooms. Ponies are free to just go wherever they want: in the street, in the store, in the bed. It's just how things work. It wouldn't be that weird... if it didn't make everypony ridiculously horny.

TRIGGERS: Scat, Watersports, Exhibitionism, Foalcon, Rimming, Squirting, General Clop Just... really dirty shit going on idk stop making me list these things... I'll try to list all the specific fetishes at the beginning of each chapter.

A collection of short, connected stories about an Equestria without bathrooms, inspired by the OG Derpibooru:337772

A/N: I use this "story" as a way to test new ideas, or field kinky scenarios I have. If you have ideas for a new chapter, or a request/prompt, feel free to leave a comment down below or DM me.

Published 2020-01-21 03:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-07-19 09:42:16 UTC

Twilight Goes Shopping

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Exhibitionism, Light Foalcon + Incest, Dirty Rimjobs

"Comeon Spike!" called Twilight has she looked over her bags one last time. "It's time to go!"

A thud was heard down the hall. "Yeah, yeah. Don't get your tail in a twist, I'm coming," Spike's voice came from down the hall before he came running around the corner with Twilight's coin purse. "You didn't want to forget this, did you?" he asked, presenting the container to her.

The puse was swiftly grabbed by a purple glimmer of magic, and put into a saddlebag. "Oh, thanks Spike!" said Twilight. "I'm definitely going to need that today!" Double checking everything again, Twilight lifted Spike up and placed him in his usual spot on her back. "Ready? Let's go!"

The duo headed towards the front door, before Twilight paused and grunted for a second. "Oops!" chuckled the purple alicorn as a light fart sputtered from her rear. "Gotta take care of something quickly first!" Spike raised an eyebrow questioningly before he saw Twilight's face start to strain. Realization quickly kicked in, and he turned around to get a better view of what was about to happen.

Twilight's tail was raised up, and the little dragon peered around it to see her dark purple pucker flattening outwards. A stream of pony piss began to spray out of her parted lips, and splattered onto the crystal floor. Twilight let out a sigh as a louder, wet fart erupted from her anus, and the tip of the first log began to slide out. It was a short one, breaking off at only a few inches before falling to the floor with an unceremonious, dull thud. The rest of the shit began to slide out quicker, falling off in smaller chunks. Her bowel movement ended with a final, sputtering wet fart, the remaining small flecks of shit clinging to her sphincter flying out onto the pile below.

Her tail lowered back down to cover her privates, and she turned back around. "Wow!" giggled Twilight as she looked over the mess she had made. "That was a bit more than I thought I had in me!"

"Wait a sec, Twi" said Spike. "I think I gotta go too now." His penis had emerged from it's hidden place in in sheath at some point during Twilight's show, and he aimed it forward as he relaxed the muscles in his bladder. A stream of urine arced out from the tip of his draconian dick and rained down against Twilight's mane.

The lavender pony shuddered at the sudden shower, but made no effort to move out of the way. "Spike!" she chucked. "You're getting my mane all wet!"

"Yup," sighed Spike as he continued to empty his bladder. "When you gotta go, you gotta go!" Eventually, the stream of piss tapered off and came to an end. He smiled as he rubbed the tip of his cock into the fur on Twilight's back, drying the last drops off in her coat.

Giggling, Twilight bucked her hips without warning and Spike fell off of her back. The dragon let out a quiet "oof!" as he landed with a squelch right in the fresh pile of poop that Twilight had just squeezed from her asshole. Suddenly realizing where he landed, Spike let out a loud moan as his small penis throbbed back to attention.

"I'll let you stay here, Spike," said Twilight as she adjusted her bags and headed towards the door. "You look like you're having too much fun." Spike just mumbled his affirmation as he grabbed a chunk of scat and brought it up to his nose to take a deep whiff, before bringing it down to rub onto his twitching dick.

The sour smell of urine and stale feces greeted her as she opened up the door. It appeared that many ponies had already gone on and about with their day, as lumps of pony dung lay in various piles in the street. In front of the house across from her castle, Twilight watched as a yellow earth pony squeezed out a few fat logs in front of their own porch.

When Twilight had first moved to Ponyville, she was surprised at the level of "personal relief" that the ponies in this town had grown accustomed to. She was no stranger of course to publically relieving oneself of the need to urinate or defecate, that was common even in Canterlot. However, one usually refrained from openly displaying such acts. The nobles in Canterlot typically took to the side of the street, or an empty section of the room to do their business. Here, it wasn't that uncommon for a pony to stop in the middle of whatever they were doing, and just spray a puddle or squeeze a turd onto the ground. Very quickly though, the young alicorn found this liberal concept growing on her. Now, she herself could be found evacuating her bowels whenever and wherever she felt the need.

Twilight walked down the street, headed for the center of town. There were things she needed to pick up today, mainly the acquisition of a new sofa for her study. The stains just wouldn't come out of the last one, no matter how many vigorous cleaning spells she shot at it. As she entered the main market district, she smiled as she saw Applejack setting up her own shop.

"Good morning, Applejack!" Twilight called as she trotted on up to her friend's stand.

The orange farm pony turned at the sound of Twilight's voice and smiled back. "Well a good morning to ya too, Twilight!" she replied in a chipper tone. She paused and sniffed the air for a second. "Ya wouldn't happen to be wearing a new perfume, would ya?" she asked knowingly.

Twilight blushed. "Oh, well, you know how it is with Spike and I..." she trailed off.

Applejack just laughed. "I know I'm just pullin' yer tail! Any other reason you're up this early? Wouldn't take you to be the type to be out and about on a Saturday morning like this."

The alicorn silently thanked her friend for the change in topic. "Oh I just had a few things I needed to get done, and I figured I'd get an early start." She eyed the contents of Applejack's pop-up shop. "Say, what are you setting up here?"

Applejack grunted as she lifted the last stack of burlap bags out of the back of her cart and wiped her brow before replying. "Oh well, ya know, Spring is here and I figured I'd try my luck at selling some good old, all-natural Apple Family fertilizer to help ponies with their gardening," she explained, gesturing the the bags.

"Oooooh, I see," said Twilight, nodding. "You did this last year, didn't you?"

The farm pony nodded. "Hoh boy I did! But this year, I brought along some help to keep up with demand." She waved her hoof towards the front of the cart. "Applebloom is around here somewhere."

Twilight eyed one of the bags. "Hmmm, I could use some fertilizer for my garden. I've been meaning to get started on that since last week." She lifted one of her saddlebags in her magic. "How much for a small bag?"

Applejack shooed Twilight's bag away. "Oh come now, you know yer bits aren't any good here. I'll hook you up with whatever ya need." The earth pony grabbed a smaller bag. "Applebloom! Where ya at?"

The young filly came bounding around the cart over to the market stand. "What's up, sis?"

Applejack handed her the small bag. "Twilight here needs a small bag of fertilizer. Wanna fill it up for her?"

"Sure thing, sis!" Applebloom eagerly took the sack and hung it on a hook next to the wooden stand, before climbing up onto the stand itself. She positioned her rear legs over the edge, and flagged her little tail up to reveal her tight lips and pert little anus.

Twilight's eyes widened as the filly's rear was practically presented to her. While she had seen Applejack do it last year, she hadn't quite expected Applebloom to be the one to do it.

The purple alicorn's thoughts were cut off as Applebloom began to push. An airy fart escaped her butthole before it opened wider, the head of a log appearing within the depths. It slowly slid outwards, and Twilight found herself leaning in closer as the smell of fresh filly poop grew stronger. The turd fell into the sack below, and Applebloom let out a small grunt as she began pushing the next one out. A tiny dribble of foal piss slipped out between the lips below her ponut from the exertion of pushing out her fresh manure, and leaked onto the growing pile below her.

Eventually however, the young filly pushed and nothing more slipped out of her colon besides a tiny fart. "There ya' go, Twilight!" Applebloom chirped, lowering her tail back down.

Twilight was about to thank the young filly before Applejack's voice cut her off. "For Celestia's sake, Applebloom, were ya' raised in a barn?" she huffed. The orange earth pony dropped what she was doing and went over to her younger sister. "Granny Smith always told ya' to wipe yer butt when you were finished!" Without any further words or warning, Applejack grabbed Applebloom by the dock, raised her tail and ran her tongue over her sister's dirtied anus.

It took everything in her power not to moan and her pussy literally gushed out into the street behind her. Unable to resist the temptation, she lit her horn and allowed her magic to play with her sopping wet cunt as she watched Applebloom receive a dirty rimjob from her older sister. It took her no time at all to reach an orgasm, her entire body quaking as her pussy squirted out a torrent of marecum.

Applejack finished cleaning her sister's ponut, giving it one last lick as she pulled away. Her tongue was stained a faint brown from the residual shit coating the tight orifice. "There ya' go, clean enough to eat off of!"

The purple alicorn watching coughed lightly before shuffling her back hooves, already getting aroused again. "W-well, thank you, both of you!" she said hastily grabbing the back of pony scat in her magic. "But I had really better be off! Gotta head back before Spike misses me too much!" With that said, Twilight teleported away, leaving the two sisters.

Applejack chuckled, looking down at her sister. "I wonder what's got her in such a rush?" she asked before leaning down and sharing a passionate kiss with the younger filly, allowing Applebloom to taste her own waste.

Twilight popped back into existence in the foyer of her castle, and tossed her saddlebags onto the floor. Spike was right where she had left him, laying in a pile of her shit, dick hard as a rock, and stomach covered in at least three loads of his cum mixed with Twilight's poop. He startled as she popped back into existence.

"Spike!" she screamed. "Fuck me, now!" The purple alicorn went over and leaned down in front of where he was laying, flagging her tail up and baring her dripping pussy.

The young dragon didn't need to be told twice, and he was on his feet in a jiffy, aiming his shit-covered cock for Twilight's waiting slit. It slid in with ease, and Twilight let out a moan as Spike began pumping his dick in and out. She could feel the barbs lining it flaring as he fucked her.

Her eyes fell to the bag of manure as Spike let out a lustful groan. Smiling to herself, she lifted it in her magic and floated it over to him. "Here," she said. "I-it's Applebloom's."

Spike paused in his thrusting for a moment as he took the sack and opened it up. As the smell of fresh pony shit wafted over his nose he let out a loud moan. He promptly scooped a claw into the pile and lifted some out, depositing the clawful onto Twilight's rump.

Twilight moaned as the soft, warm turds were pressed into her raised rump, and she ground her ass back into Spike's dick, encouraging him to keep rutting her. "Spiiiiiiike!" she moaned out. The dragon complied with her wished, and resumed his thrusting, but not before dumping the rest of the bag out onto the pony in front of him.

He felt himself reaching the peak as he continued to rub Applebloom's shit into Twilight's coat. The warm texture covered the alicorn's rear, and he got a nasty idea. He grabbed a sizable turd that had nestled itself near Twilight's rear hoof, and brought it up to below her dock.

The alicorn's eyes widened and she let out a lustful growl as she felt Spike's thumb pressing against her anus. The digit slipped in and wiggled around, widening the opening before pushing the lump of poop he had prepped into her rectum. Feeling Spike pushing Applebloom's shit inside of her butt pushed Twilight over the edge, and she let out a loud cry as she came, gushing over the dragon's cock.

As her pussy clenched around his penis, Spike felt her juices splash out over his crotch. He gave a few more fast thrusts before he bottomed himself out inside her, his knot swelling inside her as he came. His hot cum pumped into Twilight's waiting pussy, flooding into her womb.

Twilight let out a sigh as the warm liquid flooded into her. The two stayed still for a few moments, locked together by Spike's bulging knot. The alicorn flexed her anus, pushing the crap that Spike had deposited back out into his lap. It was really nice having a dragon around the house, Twilight thought to herself. Especially a male.

Author's Note

Expect more dirty, smut-filled adventures for our group of horny ponies coming up. I'm planning on this being a series of shorter, collective stories in the same "No Bathroom" universe, thus the "incomplete" tag. So hit this story up with a follow if you want to see more!

Celestia Harasses a Guard

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Exhibitionism, Blowjobs, Farting

It was the dawn of a new day for the Princess of the Sun. Morning court was soon, and unlike the previous seventy-six thousand, five hundred thirty-four days, today she would be on time. Celestia trotted down the hallway with a determined gait, ready to tackle whatever petty problems the nobles brought forth.

As she rounded the corner in the hallway, the alicorn felt the pressure pushing out at her anus. She hadn't had the opportunity to relieve herself privately this morning, and it was quite noticeable. While the scatalogical culture of Equestria was quite lax, it was somehow frowned upon for herself or Luna to relieve themselves publicly. Celestia was convinced that some ponies were even under the belief that the two royal sisters didn't poop at all. It was ludacris. Behind temple doors however, the royal guards definitely knew otherwise.

In the private annals of the palace, where the public was not permitted, the hallways could often times be lined with piles of princess poop. Celestia and Luna were known to gleefully defecate in the most obscure, and oftentimes conspicuous of places, and that their bowel movements were often followed by delightfully kinky romps. There was a rumor that a couple hundred years back, the royal guard had opened the throne room to find Celestia herself sitting on the throne surrounded by piles of her shit, and her pristine white coat stained a mucky brown.

So it was understandable that the guard standing at attention in the hall swallowed a nervous gulp as he saw Celestia round the corner with a strained look on her face.

The positioning of the guard did not go unnoticed by the princess. His placement in the hallway was just perfect for her to have a little bit of fun while relieving herself and also get to day court on time. What serendipity.

A predatory smile came across the alicorn's face as she approached the royal guard pony. She nodded politely to him as she passed by, and the stallion almost thought he had made it through the encounter without incident. However his eyes widened as Celestia lifted her iridescent tail up high as she passed.

Her glistening slit and puffy anus were exposed bare for all to see, and she angled her rump just slightly towards him. The white pucker flexed before parting ever so slightly, and a boisterous fart ripped its way out of her ass. The anal air blew into the guards face, and he did everything in his power to not breathe in, for fear of the effect it would have on him.

"Oops," chucked Celestia, brining a hoof to her mouth. "Better take care of this before I have to go sit in court for the next few hours."

She took position in front of the guard keeping her tail raised high, and angling her rump upwards with an arch of her back. She was fully presenting herself to him now, and he was doing everything in his power to not stare at her exposed plot.

With a grunt, Celestia pushed the contents of her colon outwards, and her anus flattened outwards before finally giving way and opening up. The head of a semi-solid log slid out, drooping down as gravity pulled on it. It bent over as more and more crap slid out, the angle of Celestia's ass causing it to slide down over her pussy and leave behind a faint trail of fecal sludge. The first log broke off after only a few short inches, falling to the floor between the alicorn's hind legs with a dull plop.

Unable to resist any longer, the guard's eyes darted back to the show in front of him just as another log began to appear. This one was accompanied by a bought of flatulence, blowing right into the stallion's face. This time he didn't refrain from breathing in, and the rancid smell of Celestia's fart caused his already hardening cock to flare to attention.

The second log of shit broke in half from the force of the fart, dropping to join the pile below as the rest of it slid out quickly. Celestia's now-vacant bowels let loose another gust of anal wind, and her anus was left slightly gaped. She let out a loud sigh of relief, before relaxing her bladder, and letting a weak but steady stream of urine to dribble out on top of the pile of crap she had created.

"It always feels so good to let it go," the alicorn said sultrily in a low voice as she continued peeing in front of the guard. She glanced back at him with a dark smirk, glancing at his underbelly. "Oh wow," she said eyeing his throbbing penis. "You like watching your dirty princess take a shit on the floor, huh?"

A low moan managed to escape the guard's clenched jaw, and his cock slapped up against his belly, desperately begging for attention. The light thwack caused Celestia to chuckle and she backed up a few steps, causing her pee stream to impact the metal chestplate of the stallion's amor. The last few dripple of piss splattered out against the metal plating, and the flow came to an end.

Now, Celestia's dirtied plot is just hanging below the guard's face. The shit smeared anus and dripping pussy aggressively demanded his attention, the bitter smells of piss and scat mingling with the sweeter aroma of arousal right beneath his nose.

"Mmmm, you want a taste, don't you," murmured Celestia huskily. "You're desperate to run your mouth over my messy asshole, my dripping snatch... You want to ravage your princess, don't you?"

The stallion certainly couldn't deny it, he'd give just about anything to dip his tongue down into that pot of honey hovering mere inches from his face. But this was the princess, and he would not dare give in to such perverse desires.

The princess let out at tsk of disapproval at his hesitation and eventual resistance. "Well then," she said, turning and mercifully pulling her ass out of his face. "I suppose I'll just have to get a taste of my own, then." With that, she ducked underneath the guard, and immediately ran her tongue along his exposed length.

A choked groan escaped the guard's throat as Celestia slobbered on his dick, her lips brushing up and down the marbled shaft. Her tail flipped back up and draped over his head, giving him an iridescent veil that thankfully covered his shame-filled eyes as another guard walked down the hallway past the two of them. The newcomer gave a quick glance to the pile of poop on the floor in front of the guard before wrinkling his nose and picking up the pace past them.

Celestia's muzzle pushed farther back, right into the stallion's hanging sack and inhaled the scent of his musk. Her tongue slipped out and caressed the orbs, gently pulling each one into her mouth. The guard above her moaned as she lightly bit down on one, and she chuckled.

"Oh you like that, huh?" Celestia giggled as she removed his balls from her mouth. "You like it when your princess worships your musky ballsack, don't you?" She laughed some more as he moaned his agreement, and went back to sucking on his balls.

The alicorn treated each one as a rare fruit, slobbering over it and taking it into her mouth. The cock above her throbbed as she did so, signalling the amount of pleasure he was receiving. He let out a long groan as Celestia gently nibbled on one of his balls, and a generous spurt of precum leaked out and soaked into her mane.

As she felt the sticky substance drip onto her, Celestia pulled away from the sack and ran her tongue along the length, before taking the head into her mouth. Then, with one swift motion, she took his entire cock down her throat.

The guard let out a loud moan that echoed through the hallway as the tip of his length hit the back of the alicorn's throat. Acting purely on instinct, he wrapped his front legs around the posterior beneath his head and bean to forcefully thrust his hips forward. In just a few short moments, he pushed himself over the edge.

Celestia felt the tip of his cock flare in her throat, and she smiled as his stallion spunk began to shoot down directly into her stomach. She felt his grip around her ass tighten as he fired round after round, before petering out. She slid the softening penis from her mouth, licking whatever cum was left from its length in the process.

"Well," she said, voice slightly raspy. "Thank you for the breakfast!"

He removed his front legs from its grip around her flank sheepishly, allowing her to crawl out from underneath him. She stood up in front of him, and gave him a coy smile as she wiped the last drops of saliva and semen from her lips with a hoof.

"Your services to the crown have been noted," she said huskily. "I have to run along now, but a bit of advice." She leaned in incredibly close to the stallion, dipping the tip of her hoof into the pile of horseapples she had produced. "If you enjoyed this, I might try getting scheduled for hall duty more often." With that said, she wiped her hoof across his cheek, leaving a deep brown stain of her own filth.

The guard sputtered as she kissed his other cheek, lightly licking his fur. She peeled away with a smile and a wink, and headed down the hall with her tail raised nice and high, giving him one last view of that heavenly rump before she turned the corner.

The doors to the throne room slammed open, starting the guards in their positions. They all looked relieved at her appearance as she entered the grand hall, undoubtedly worried that she would be a no-show. She also appeared to not be covered in pony scat, so that was an added bonus as well.

Celestia cast a warm smile at them all as she approached the throne. She didn't realize that she still had her tail flagged high, and that she was presenting her dirty posterior to all of them as she passed by. Nor did she take notice of the several cocks slipping out of their sheaths as the quiet fart she let slip on accident.

A quick glance at the wall told her it was two minutes past nine. Oh well, late again, she idly thought to herself as she settled on her throne. Celestia let out a chuckle as she felt the creamy remains of her shit smear against the seat.

She'd forgotten to have him clean.

Author's Note

:trollestia:💩

Scootaloo Does Some Hero Worship

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Piss Drinking, Shit Eating, Foalcon, Dirty Rimjobs, Light Farting, Kinda Public but not really

"That's it, Scoots!" cheered Rainbow Dash. The young orange filly in question was hanging below the older pegasus as they flew through the air. Her smaller wings were spread and buzzing excitedly as Rainbow carried her. "Three, two, one... GO!" yelled Dash as she let go of the smaller pegasus.

Scootaloo rapidly flapped her wings as strong and as fast as she could, and she cried out in joy as she remained airborne for a few seconds. But her excitement was short-lived as she began to quickly lose altitude.

"Oh shit," mumbled Rainbow as she watched Scootaloo begin to plummit out of the air. She dove down, scooping the filly up and clutching her as she flew back up to cloud level.

"Darnit," grumbled Scootaloo. "I thought I was good there, too."

Rainbow smiled weakly, even though her passenger couldn't see her. "You were doing great, Scoots! Hovering is the first step in flight! You're getting there!" She did a small loop in the air for effect, instantly brightening the mood of the younger pegasus.

The continued to fly for a few short moments before Rainbow veered off towards a patch of clouds. "Hold on Scoots, I gotta empty the tank," grunted Rainbow Dash, and she adjusted her course to the nearest cloud. Scootaloo, confused by the turn of events, disembarked off of the pegasus and took a few steps back. Her eyes widened in shock as suddenly Rainbow spread her hind legs and raised her tail, giving the young filly an unobstructed view of her tight lips and clenched anus.

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! thought Scootaloo as her face flushed beet red. It's Rainbow Dash's pussy! I'm looking at Rainbow Dash's pussy! Then her jaw dropped as scene before her became even more interesting.

A gush of pale yellow urine spurted out from the cyan folds before her, sprinkling down to the cloud below. The pegasus let out a relieved sigh as the pressure on her bladder was finally released, and the stream increased in force. Unbeknownst to Rainbow however, the increased force made the arc of piss grow larger, and it began to fall right at Scootaloo's front hooves.

The young orange filly felt light droplets of urine impact onto her forelegs, and she found it harder and harder to control her actions. Watching her idol piss in front of her was the hottest thing she had ever seen. Before she could stop herself, she began to take slow steps forward towards the source of her attraction.

Soon the stream of urine was no longer falling down to the cloud below, but instead arcing onto Scootaloo's breast. The crusader let out a soft moan as the warmth of the fluid spread across her chest, soaking into her fur. Overcome with her lust, she ducked her head down, letting the pee flow over her head and into her mane. It drenched her face, running around her muzzle and down behind her ears. A few stray droplets found their way into her mouth, and the salty sour taste of piss sealed the young filly's fate. Throwing all of her remaining reserve aside, she opened her muzzle wide, and let the piss flow right into her mouth.

The sudden change of sound from her pee pooling in Scootaloo's mouth alerted Rainbow Dash to what was going on behind her. She turned her head to see what was causing the noise, and almost choked as she saw the younger pegasus guzzling down her piss.

"Holy fuck, Scoots!" cried Rainbow, hastily cutting off the stream of piss prematurely. "What are you doing?!" The older pegasus's tail flipped down against her privates, whipping the young filly in the face, and turned around quickly.

Scootaloo suddenly jolted back to reality at the alarming tone of Rainbow Dash's voice and the tail whacking her. She closed her mouth and quickly swallowed the rest of the urine in her mouth, backing away a few paces.

Rainbow blushed as she watched the smaller pegasus swallow, wiping her mouth frantically as she backed away.

"Oh shit, Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo just started talking, not really knowing how to get herself out of this one. "Uh, I wasn't paying attention and, uh... I might have accidentally walked into your uh stream and then was confused. Like, 'where is all of this water coming from' you know? I maybe thought it was rain? Uh, yeah, rain." Scootaloo did everything in her power to avoid looking Rainbow in the eyes as she rambled. "It was completely accidental, I had no idea!"

The cyan pegasus cocked an eyebrow at the filly's attempt to explain her actions. "Rain," she said, completely deadpan. "You thought it was rain. Do you usually just sit in the rain and guzzle?"

Scootaloo stopped talking and finally looked at Dash, her expression akin to a deer in headlights. "Uhhhh, yea?"

"Why?"

"I'm homeless?"

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "You're not fucking homeless, Scoots," she muttered. "I've met your aunt." Scootaloo did not reply. The bigger pony stared down at her, trying to figure out how to approach the obvious. She decided to go with the blunt approach. "Why do you have a wingboner, then?" she asked, gesturing to the outstretched orange wings.

"Uhhhhhhh..."

Rainbow took a step forward, her gaze slowly turning predatory. "Was it because I peed on you?" The wings in question gave an involuntary twitch, hinting that Rainbow was on the right track. "Was it because the great Rainbow Dash soaked you down with her piss?" The pegasus sported a wicked grin as she towered over the now panicking filly.

"M-maybe?" mumbled Scootaloo, now fearing what would happen if she continued to lie.

"Maybe?" echoed Rainbow, now leaning down with her head just above Scootaloo's. "Well, if you're not sure..." she trailed off, looking to the side before quickly swinging her eyes back with a half-lidded gaze. "Maybe we need to test it out."

Scootaloo's jaw dropped in shock, not expecting that turn of events at all. She just laid in shock as Rainbow stood back up and turned around, backing up so that her hind legs were positioned on either side of the filly's small form. She flipped her prismatic tail up, once again baring her privates, except this time Scootaloo noticed a distinct sheen on the light blue pegasus pussy.

"W-what?!" she finally managed to sputter out, briefly overcoming her shock.

She was met with a cocky grin from Rainbow. "What what? You kinda interrupted me earlier." That was the only warning before she sighed and let the stream flow.

The golden piss arced out of Rainbow pussy and rained down on Scootaloo, dampening what little of her fur wasn't already wet. She stared at the plot before her as it sprayed, awkwardly wondering whether or not this was Rainbow mocking her or actually letting her indulge. She'd give anything to bury her muzzle in that sopping wet pussy and drink the stream straight from the source. Still unsure of herself however, she simply elected to open her mouth and catch whatever she could.

Rainbow's own wings finally began to stiffen at the hot sight behind her. Sure, she had her reservations at first, but she was always up for something hot and steamy. Piss play was nothing new to her after all, but this foal definitely was. "Comeon Scoots," she said as her stream died down. "A few moments ago you were ready to dive in! What's the holdup?" she goaded, lowering her backside closer to the filly's face.

The offering was all the clarification Scootaloo needed. Without hesitation she leaned forward and latched her muzzle onto Rainbow's vagina. The slow dribble of piss flowed down her throat, and she gulped it down like a parched racehorse.

"Urk!" Rainbow made a strangled noise of pleasure as the filly's tongue shot into her love tunnel. "Holy shit, Scoots! You really want some, huh?" Scootaloo only moaned her reply into the leaking cunt in front of her. The weakening stream of urine gradually came to an end, and the filly was left to suckle on Rainbow's folds while said pegasus moaned in front of her.

Opening her eyes revealed to Scootaloo that she was eye level with Rainbow Dash's pronounced anus. The up-close view of the puckered orifice allowed the young filly to see just how unclean it was. Bits of dried poop clung to the wrinkled flesh, and smears of past bowel movements clung to the dock of her tail and taint.

Scootaloo found herself oddly attracted to the sight. While she had seen plenty of ponies defecating in public before, she hadn't really focused on them, it was just a fact of everyday life. However, starting into the shit-stained butthole of her idol, she felt her vaginal walls clench, and could not help but sneak a hoof between her legs.

Rainbow moaned loudly and threw her head back as she came, squirting her marecum into Scootaloo's waiting mouth. The small pegasus glady slurping it up, letting the tangy taste of the orgasm mingle with the saltiness of Dash's piss. Panting, Rainbow looked back to see the filly rapidly rubbing her slit as she kept her muzzle buried in Dash's pussy, but she noticed that the filly's eyes were locked onto something just below the base of her tail.

Dash knew that she never really kept herself the cleanest back there. It was more out of laziness than anything else really. She'd been with a few stallions who were into that kind of kink, and even a few mares, but mostly she just didn't care. Noticing that Scootaloo was gazing lustfully into her undoubtedly dirty asshole however, made her grin. It was time to see just how far that foal's fetish went.

Scootaloo barely heard Dash grunt in front of her before she watched the anus begin to flex. It sputtered out a weak dry fart, and her eyes widened. The smell drifted down to her nostrils, and she inhaled, desperately wanting to catch the scent of her idol's anal air. The anus in front of her winked again, and this time ripped out a boisterous fart, before opening wide to let the crap flow.

The sludge that poured from Rainbow Dash's ass could hardly be called solid. The fetid diarrhea that poured forth was the result of the pony's poor yet consistent diet of hayburgers, fries, and hard cider. It ran over Scootaloo's muzzle, forcing her to clench her eyes shut as to not get scat in them. It smeared across her face, the deluge not seeming to end. The filly pulled her maw out of Dash's cunt, causing the muck to enter her mouth.

The taste was nothing short of putrid, however Scootaloo found she could not get enough of it. The bitter shit burned her tongue, and yet she opened wide and began lapping at the gaping shithole, eager for more. Rainbow chuckled at the enthusiasm as another fart exploded out of her, covering the young filly's head with her shit. She felt something a bit more solid further up in her colon, and her mind sparked with an idea.

Scootaloo let out a quiet yelp as she suddenly felt Rainbow's rear hoof push her away on onto her back. She opened her eyes, careful to not any of the scat in, only to see the bigger pegasus lean back and squat over her chest. The flow of liquid shit continued, this time pouring over her chest. The warm crap only heightened the tingling in her loins, and she reached a shit-covered hoof down to maturbate as Rainbow continued to poop on her.

The flow was briefly cut off however, and Dash grunted as she pushed hard. Her anus pushed out under the force, before finally pulling back and letting loose a barrage of far more solid turds. The horseapples fell down onto the filly below, piling up on her stomach and undeveloped teats. A few more brief pops of gas erupted from her backside before one final turd slipped out and joined the slimy pile of shit.

With her bowels evacuated, Rainbow let out a sigh and stood back up, turning around to admire her work. Scootaloo lay there, absolutely covered in the pegasus' manure. The more liquid diarrhea covered head and clung to her mane, the former purple locks now stained a muddy brown. The semi-solid pile of crap on her chest led down to the firm, rounded turds seated on her stomach. Just below that, an orange hoof rapidly dug into the young filly's pussy, grinding whatever scat had landed there into it.

The look on Scootaloo's shit-covered face was one of pure bliss, and Rainbow could not help herself. She lay down on top of the smaller pony, smearing the poop between their two bodies, before leaning down and capturing Scootaloo's lips in a deep kiss. It took little coercion to slip her tongue into the younger filly's mouth, the taste of her own feces mingling with the sweeter taste of Scootaloo's saliva.

Scootaloo moaned into the kiss, suckling on Dash's tongue, letting her taste the waste that she had gathered there. Her small body exploded with pleasure as a cyan hoof found her own, and Rainbow pushed into her pussy. The filly could not take it any longer. With a loud moan and a violent shudder, Scootaloo came.

Rainbow Dash smiled, pulling away from Scootaloo's mouth as she felt her hoof become soaked with the filly's marecum. She rolled to the side, taking the young pegasus with her and holding her close and she weakly shook in her hooves. Eventually Scootaloo calmed down, and pushed her face into the crook of Dash's neck, panting lightly.

The cyan pegasus smiled, leaning down and placing a kiss on top of the filly's dirty mane. "Come on, squirt," she said softly, rubbing her back. "Let's go take a shower."

Scootaloo looked up at her. "C-can we do that again, sometime?" she asked quietly, her blush somehow peeking through the coat of sludge on her face.

Dash laughed. "Hell yeah, we're definitely doing this again!"

Author's Note

Scootaloo's a simp for Rainbow.
So am I.

Spike Substitutes a Class

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Foalcon, Light Farting, Public, Shameless Masturbation

"Oh thank you so much, Spike!" called Fluttershy as she raced out the door. "I'll find some way to make it up to you, I promise!" The door to the classroom slammed shut behind her, and Spike was left in the front of the classroom, alone.

The young drake cleared his throat. "Alright then," he said. "Um, let's get started I guess." He turned towards the chalkboard at the front of the room, pausing for a moment before turning back to the class. "Uh, what was it you guys were learning?"

"The equine endocrine system," muttered Gallus in a bored tone, leaning back in his seat. Spike got to scribbling notes on the board from the lesson plans Fluttershy had left him, and the remainder of the class slowly glazed over.

Gallus felt a hoof poke into him from behind, and he turned to face Sandbar. "Where's Yona?" asked the tan pony, gesturing to the empty desk a row away.

The griffon just shrugged and replied, "I dunno, maybe she's pregnant." Sandbar blushed at the implication and Gallus chuckled. "Oh come on man, she bangs that quiet farmer dude like every weekend." Sandbar just leaned back, embarrassed by the blatantly explicit nature of the talk. "I heard that guy's cock was massive!" The pony just shook his head at the crass griffon and focused back on the board.

Spike was doing his best at drawing the innards of a pony, standing on his tiptoes atop a stool. The chalk scraped against the board as he drew squiggle after squiggle, ending in a crudely drawn star representing an anus.

"Oh come on," whispered Gallus. "That is not what a pony butthole looks like!" He laughed, trying to keep his voice down.

Sandbar shushed him, nodding his head towards the board. "Just pay attention, there's a test on Monday!" he whispered back. He just did not understand how some creatures could be so flippant about the studies.

The griffon leaned over in his desk, wriggling his eyebrows at Sandbar as he whispered, "What's the point if he's teaching us wrong huh? Why don't you help me out and show me that cute little pucker of yours?" He winked at the young pony. "Maybe get some up close lessons on your waste removal?"

Sandbar blushed a deep shade of red at what Gallus was implying. Sure, it was not unusual for everypony to relieve themselves as necessary, whenever and wherever, but there was something innately private about deliberately doing it for somepony else. He wasn't completely obvious, he knew that most ponies got a perverse pleasure out of relieving themselves together. However, it seemed a bit too sexual for his tastes.

"I can see those gears turning, Sandy Boy," Gallus jeered. "Do it. Right here. Right on the floor next to your desk."

"Do what?" Sandbar hissed back.

With a crude grin, the griffon pointed a claw at the ground. "Shit."

The earth pony let out a huff of indignation. "Really? In the middle of the classroom? No." He lifted a hoof and pointed to the rear corner. "If I needed to go, which I don't, I will go in the corner like everypony else." As if on cue, his gut gave a quiet gurgle, making Gallus laugh as the pony clutched his stomach.

"Are you sure you don't need to pinch a loaf?" Gallus asked. "What's stopping you?"

The griffon was right, Sandbar admitted to himself. There was no real rule preventing him from simply doing his business by his desk. It was just out of common courtesy that everypony else went to the back corner to do it. But still, he wasn't going to just drop a deuce in the middle of the damn classroom!

"I dare you to," goaded Gallus with a sly smirk, seeing the indecision on Sandbar's face.

"Ugh!" groaned Sandbar, slamming his head into his desk. "Fine, you win. I'll poop for you," he conceded, immediately regretting how the words tasted.

Gallus laughed. "Hot! Let's do it!"

Rolling his eyes Sanbar slid out of his seat, positioning himself next to his desk. After getting a thumbs up from Gallus, he lifted his short tail and squatted. A few seats behind him, he heard Smolder stifling laughter, and he shot her an angry glare. She too simply gave him a thumbs up whilst covering her mouth with her other claw.

Trying to ignore all the attention, the colt closed his eyes and tried to concentrate. His gut rumbled, and his butthole quivered, a small pocket of gas hissing out. The pucker opened up, and the head of a soft turd poked out. It snaked out of the young colt's ass, and slid to the floor, coiling in a small pile.

A motion off to his side caught Sandbar's eye, and he looked over to see Gallus gripping his hard cock in one claw, stroking the shaft up and down as he watched Sandbar take a shit. The pony balked as he watched his classmate openly masturbate. "Gallus!"

The griffon didn't reply other than to wiggle his stiff member at him with a cocky grin. Rolling his eyes, Sandbar pushed again, trying to get the next log out. The tip of the next log started to slide out, and then rapidly picked up pace. A hiss of crackling gas escapes with it, quickly rising in volume until the end of the soft turd shot out of his ass with a wet, splattering fart. The soft shit impacted on the tile floor with a dull splat, while the rest of his gas wheezed out of his loose pucker with a wet sharting sound. Unable to stop it, a third piece of crap began to slip out after it.

"Oh! What a great idea Sandbar!" Spike's voice rang through the classroom, and the colt's anus clenched, abruptly cutting off the log that was slipping out. All of the eyes in the classroom were on him, with every creature there alerted to his actions by his boisterous flatulence.

"W-what?!" Sandbar stammered, quickly straightening up. He attempted to sweep his excrement under his desk with a hind hoof, but he cringed as the soft poop instead smeared across his hoof and streaked on the tiled floor. Smolder burst out laughing behind him at his mistake, and his cheeks flushed red with embarrassment.

Spike climbed up onto the teacher's desk, and gestured for Sandbar to walk forward. "Why don't you finish pooping up here, on the desk? That way we can add a demonstration to the lesson!" The young dragon looked incredibly proud of himself, as if this was the best idea he had ever come up with.

"Oh, um, I don't think-" Sanbar began, but he was quickly shushed by Gallus smacking his flank.

"Go and get 'em, guy!" the griffon cheered with a wink.

"Yeah! Go shit on the desk!" Smolder echoed from behind him. Soon, every creature in the classroom was cheering for him to get up on Miss Fluttershy's desk and poop. Blushing madly, and quickly caving in to the peer pressure, Sandbar took a few hesitant steps forward towards the front of the classroom. His hind hoof squelched with each step, uncomfortably reminding him of the smeared crap attached to it.

Spike moved off to the side when the colt hopped onto the wooden surface. Sandbar noticed with embarrassment that the young dragon's barbed cock had slipped out of it's scaley sheath, and was throbbing on full display. Looking out over the classroom, he noticed that Gallus had resumed his masturbating and that Smolder had also joined him. The orange dragon had her legs spread wide on top of her desk, her young pussy on full display while she slowly fingered it. Was every creature in this room aroused by his bathroom break?

At Spike's insistent gesture to turn around and get going, the colt did just that. He turned around, presenting his flank to the class and flipping up his tail. His already dirtied and smeared anus was bared, and he lightly squatted to resume pooping. A quiet fart slipped out of his butthole, before it widened to accomodate a fresh log. Soft clumps of digested hay slid out, plopping into the desk. The class watched in interest, with several other students growing aroused at the display. As the last of his horseapples slid out, Sandbar let out a final, wet fart, his butthole vibrating with the expulsion of anal air. He pushed on his rectum a few times to make sure that all of his poop was out, before straightening back up.

With his bowel movement complete, Sandbar turned back around to face the class. He face was flushed with shame and embarrassment at what he had just done, but he could not deny that he was definitely feeling slightly aroused. His adolescent cock had slipped out of his sheath, and while still flaccid, was swaying between his legs. The smell of his fresh shit between his forelegs wafted up into his nose, and he found himself eagerly trying to breath in the fetid stench, whilst still trying to remain subtle about it.

He looked out over the class, trying to gauge their reactions. He had managed to turn around just in time to watch Gallus grunt as he came, rapidly stroking his cock as jets of white griffon cum erupted out of it's tip and sprayed all over his down and desk. A particularly powerful shot nailed him right in the jaw, and Gallus shuddered in the afterglow as he stick out his tongue to lick it up. A few seats away, Smolder was licking her claws clean of her own feminine juices, and she winked at Sandbar as their eyes met.

"Well, ahem, good job," commented Spike beside him, and Sandbar turned to look at him. He was only slightly surprised to see that the dragon's penis was throbbing painfully, and his purple claws were doing a valiant job of not grasping the draconian cock and stroking it away into oblivion. "Now if you'll step aside, we can, um, compare it to the, uh, waste of another species." Spike shooed Sandbar off of the desk, and the young colt found himself watching with a strange interest as the dragon turned and squatted over the pile of poop.

His thick tail flipped up and his scaly anus was presented to the class. It was caked with scat from past trips to the bathroom, and Sandbar cringed as he saw it. Did no pony besides him have any sense of proper bathroom hygiene?

A log of shit poked its way out of Spike's butthole. It was much harder in consistency than Sandbar's, keeping its form as it snaked out of the dragon's ass. It reached a good length before it slid out completely, dropping with a dull thud right on top of the pile of pony poop that Sandbar had left behind. Another dry fart crackled out before the head of another turd made an appearance. This one was similar in texture, but it slipped out a lot faster, only taking a few second to exit Spike's rectum and drape itself atop the first log. Spike's anus flexed a few times, smearing the fecal slime left behind in it's wrinkles before he stood up, apparently having finished.

"Now," Spike said, turning back around, his turgid member flexing slightly as he caught a whiff of his own waste mixed with Sandbar's. "As you can see, the two different defecations have very different consistencies." He glanced over Fluttershy's lesson plans again before continuing. "This is due to differences in diet, digestive system-" The dragon's voice droned on as the rest of the class quickly lost interest.

Sandbar took one last glance at their combined piles of poop before walking back towards his own desk. Gallus gave him a thumbs up as he approached his desk, and the colt rolled his eyes with a blush. Something squished beneath his hoof as he went to slide into his desk, and he cringed as he realized that he had stepped in his own shit again. Gallus and Smolder stifled their laughter as they watched him sit in his chair with a frown, bringing his dirtied forehoof up to his nose to sniff at the offending muck.

Suddenly, Smolder was beside his desk, squatting slightly over his smeared mess of shit that he had left behind earlier. She placed one her claws on his thigh to steady herself, noting with satisfaction as his hard dick twitched at her proximity. With a sigh, she released, and Sandbar watched as a spray of dragon urine streamed out of her pussy, splattering onto the ground below.

The acrid fluid mixed with his poop, and Sandbar's nose twitched as the offensive odor reached his nose. Dragon urine was much stronger than pony urine, and it's acidic stench was foul. However, he found that he didn't quite mind it all that much. Unable to help himself, he sniffed at his dirtied hoof. His cock was rock hard and throbbing now, and he gave into the temptation to grasp it with his hoof. He gave it a few experimental strokes, quickly giving in to full-on masturbation as the pleasure soared through his groin.

His hoof was pushed away from his penis all of a sudden, and he looked down as Smolder replaced it with her claw. She slowly jerked him off as she finished pissing. He tensed up before relaxing into the sensation. He quickly approached his climax, closing his eyes and sighing as spurts of thick colt cum squirted out of his tip. The sensation around his dick switched to something more slimy and warm, and it only added to his pleasure as he came. He sighed as he leaned back, twitching cock slowly softening in Smolder's grasp.

The sound of chuckling and stifled laughter beside him caused him to open up his eyes and look at his friends. Gallus was doing his best not to explode with laughter while Smolder was softly chuckling with a blushing face. She waved at him, her claw smeared with her piss and his shit.

Suddenly putting two and two together, Sandbar looked down at his lap, and let out a small groan as he realized that his penis and balls were covered in clumps of his soft creamy scat and her warm urine. Strings of his warm cum draped over his chest and dripped down onto this cock, adding to the ensemble. The smell of the mixed substances drifted up to him and tingled his nostrils. Bashfully, the colt admitted to himself that he wasn't really all that upset by the development. If anything, the knowledge aroused him more.

He did not know if that was for better or for worse.

Author's Note

~~Based on a true story.~~

Cadence Makes a Royal Mess

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Pregnancy, Public, Desperation, Light Embarrassment, Light Farting

Pregnancy is a bitch. It is encumbering, uncomfortable, and it gives her the fucking runs like there is no tomorrow. (And don't even get her started on the morning sickness). Cadence liked to think that she was a reasonable mare. She was polite, and cared deeply about her subjects and fellow rulers. But there was nopony she would not kill to push this devil child out of her right this very second.

Okay, maybe she was overreacting - the hormones were definitely getting to her. It was not all bad. She did thoroughly enjoy moments like this, where she was lying back on her couch, hooves placed against her belly, and feeling the foal press up against her. Cadence intimately knew the definition behind "little bundle of joy" in these moments, and a wide smile was spread across her face. One of her hooves wandered down to her swollen teats, pressing against them lightly and trying to relieve some of the stress that she had been feeling in that area for a few weeks now. Her foal gave one last kick, and Cadence smiled, rolling off of the couch and standing up. She needed to get ready for tonight, and her mood briefly soured at the thought.

It was times like the one tonight that really pushed her to her limits. Political balls to meet with all of the ambassadors and dignitaries and essentially check in on all of the nations that Equestria decided to connect with. It was embarrassing and Cadence hated the way that everypony looked at her and her swollen belly. She loathed the questions about how far along she was, and did she know if it was a colt or filly.

Tiara in place, Cadence left her bedroom and made her way down towards the main ballroom of the Crystal Palace. Maids and Royal Guards nodded and bowed as she went, and she gave them reserved smiles in response. The entire palace staff knew that she had been curt and on edge for the last ten months, and as she approached the final stretch of her pregnancy, it was not getting much better. So everypony knew to just smile and stay out of her way. Another reason to want this pregnancy to be over, she missed interacting with the subjects in a more pleasant manner.

She approached the ballroom, walking up to the doors and nodding at the guests still waiting outside. Two royal guardsponies bowed and opened the wide, crystal doors to the large room, and Cadence took a deep breath before stepping through. The ballroom was full of a couple hundred ponies, and Cadence internally groaned at the realization that she would be required to speak to most of them. She spotted Shining Armor across the room, and she shared a weak smile before taking a deep breath and heading over to the first group of ponies.

Conversation after conversation was shared, and Cadence did her best to pay attention and keep up. A nagging presence in her lower stomach was slowly growing, but Cadence pushed the discomfort back. She was already hauling around a plump, over-full belly, what was a little more discomfort? She knew she would eventually need to take care of it though, her pregnancy did not take kindly to her trying to hold her shit in.

The conversations were exceptionally dull, and the pressure in her rear was getting worse. Cadence just wanted to get this over with and go take a quick dump before pigging out at the buffet and calling it a night. Unfortunately, it would be unbecoming of her to just shit in the middle of the room, and it was expected that she would excuse herself to someplace more private to do so. It was ridiculous in her opinion, most ponies just pooped out whenever, wherever. But this was a "formal" event, and thus a relief area was set up in some corner of the room for the common ponies, and a more private room was readied for any royalty that might need to relieve themselves. Archaic traditions like this were not necessary in Cadence's opinion, and she knew that Celestia shared her views. If anything, Celestia would probably be overjoyed to watch ponies shit and piss everywhere.

Things took a turn for the worse, however, when Cadence was speaking with a noble unicorn from Canterlot. The stallion was talking about some trivial details regarding his finances and some taxes on them that he felt was unjust. The issue was not under Cadence's purview, and she couldn't care less, however she nodded along politely with each sentence. The unicorn had probably already talked Celestia's ear off, and Cadence supposed it was just her turn to take the brunt of it.

"It is incredible, you know," he was saying in a pompous voice that betrayed just how much he was full of himself. "Just how much the Diarchy sees fit to steal from hard working, wealthy ponies like me." Cadence fought to not roll her eyes. "It is just simply a load of horseapples in my opinion, don't you agree?"

A wet, drawn-out fart decided to choose that moment to sneak its way out of her puckered asshole. 'Well, way to say exactly what you were thinking, Cadence,' she thought to herself. A deep blush flashed across her face as the noise caused the conversation to stop midway, and she quickly excused herself and walked away. In a matter of mere moments, the pressure in her colon had increased drastically. Cadence was very suddenly keenly aware of the presence of messy, muddy shit pressing up against her strained anus, desperate to push its way out of her ass. She clenched her butthole as tight as she could, pleading with her ass to not explode out on the ground in the middle of the ballroom.

Cadence scanned the room, eyes locking onto the corner that the castle staff had set up out of the way. A few ponies were there relieving themselves, and she watched as logs slid out of their anus and urine splashed onto the floor. She urgently began to make her way over, trying not to act to desperate, and also fearing that any sudden movement would cause her to lose control. The alicorn ducked and weaved between ponies, and suddenly her face paled as she heard somepony call out her name.

"Oh, Cadence!" Princess Celestia called, coming up to her. A male hippogriff was next to her, undoubtedly some foreign dignitary who was invited to this ball. "Allow me to introduce you to Golden Sea. He is an ambassador from-"

Celestia droned on and on and Cadence got more and more desperate. It took all of her willpower to not shift her hooves at her discomfort and to keep her pucker clenched as tightly shut as she could. However she would not last much longer. She nodded and "mhm'd" and smiled through gritted teeth as her aunt went on about the status of Equestria's relations with the hippogriffs and how their two economies were highly beneficial to each other. Cadence absorbed a miniscule fraction of what Celestia was saying, too focused on not shitting herself to pay any actual attention.

Her clenched posture was weakened however, and a squeaky fart alerted her to that fact. No other pony seemed to have heard it over Celestia's incessant rambling, but alarm bells started ringing off in Cadence's head. That tiny fart was the beginning of the end for her and she started panicking.

"E-excuse me I g-gotta go," she muttered desperately trying to extract herself from the conversation. But Celestia paid no attention and kept speaking anyways. Cadence's butthole quivered again, this time letting a wet, rancid fart burst forth, tiny flecks of pony poop accompanying it. The loud, brappling noise interrupted Celestia, and she finally stopped speaking to look down at Cadence with wide eyes. That last fart signalled the beginning of the end for Cadence, and with a pained moan she lifted her tail, knowing that further restraint would be futile. With another loud, wet fart, the dam finally burst.

Cadence's once-pink anus opened up to allow a massive torrent of muddly, almost entirely liquid poop flow forth. It fell from her ass in wet bursts, splattering against the marble floor with loud splashes. Her anus burned with the heat of her shit, the Cadence did all she could to hold bath from moaning, instead panting from the sheer relief she was feeling. A few chunks of semi solid turds joined the ruckus, briefly plugging up her rectum and flying out of her anus with force, landing an incredible distance away. Wet, sloppy farts echoed in the sudden silence of the chamber, joined only by the constant, wet splattering of her diarrhea as the princess of the Crystal Empire shat herself in the middle of the ballroom.

Suddenly finding that she couldn't hold it back anymore, a long moan of relief rose out of Cadence's throat. Her eyes were practically rolling as her tongue lolled out, overcome with the unique pleasure of relief. The fact that hundreds of ponies were watching as she was spraying her shit onto the floor took a backseat to the insurmountable relief she was feeling in that moment.

A somewhat solid horseapple suddenly pressed up against her rear, temporarily blocking the flow of liquid crap. Cadence straigned, her dirty, shit-stained anus flattening outwards as she tried to push it out. Her pucker slowly spread around the lip of the log, the turd inching its way out at a miniscule pace. Cadence paused to take a breath before continuing her efforts. The thick poop finally made some significant progress, sliding out a bit more and hanging down from her ass. With a final push, it finally slipped all the way out, falling in the center of Cadence's muddy puddle with a dull splat. A pitiful bubble of liquid shit followed, plopping out with squlching farts.

Her bowels emptied, and not able to hold anything back anymore, Cadence's pussy lips parted and a stream of golden piss sprayed out, splattering on the ground between her rear hooves. Cadence let out a sigh as she peed, and finally looked up to see the scene around her.

Celestia's eyes were wide, and her cheeks were flushed a deep red. Cadence noted with curiosity that her wings were stiff, pointing straight up towards the ceiling. Next to her, Golden Sea was equally shocked and aroused, his turgid member flexing beneath his stomach. Other ponies around her had similar looks of surprise and horniness, and every single pair of eyes in the room were on her.

She suddenly realized that she had been pissing for quite some time, and blinked in surprise. A feeling of trepidation came over her as she realized that she wasn't actually peeing anymore. Her eyes darted around the room, searching for her husband, and panicking slightly when she finally locked onto his gaze. He too, was showing clear signs of arousal, his thick cock throbbing under his body, and hefty balls hanging low. She could not think about that now though.

"S-shiny," Cadence said softly, her voice wavering.

Her husband stepped closer to her, doing his best to avoid the mess she had made. "Yeah, honey? What is it?"

Cadence looked at him, shaking slightly and her pupils shrunk to pinpricks. "I think my w-water just broke."

Shining Armor fainted, falling face first into the puddle of his wife's mucky diarrhea.

Author's Note

Quick one. Really old request for this fic that I am fulfilling. Never written/read peggers before, so this was an interesting delve. ~~I think I have a new fetish~~. Go me!

Starlight Adjusts to Social Norms

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Farting, Vomit/Puke Play, Semi-Public, Shameless Relief, Shameless Masturbation

"You do what in Ponyville?" Starlight balked as she heard Twilight's explanation as to why there was a large turd sitting in the middle of the castle's map room. "Just, anywhere?"

The purple alicorn nodded enthusiastically. "Yep! Just squat and go! Anywhere and everywhere!" As if to prove a point, a long, rancid fart burst forth out of her rear followed by a torrent of wet fecal slop. Her diarrhea plopped onto the floor, splattering her hind legs with droplets of shit. "Ahhhhh..." she sighed, completely oblivious to Starlight's shocked face.

"I... I think I'm going to hurl," Starlight mumbled, fighting to keep her breakfast down as she watched her new friend take a messy dump right in front of her. The grotesque smell of Twilight's farting didn't help in that endeavor.

"Oh don't be dramatic," Twilight groaned as a bubbly fart punctuated a few solid pieces of her bowel movement. "It's - unf - a perfectly natural thing to do!"

The smell of her disgusting display wafted up, and Starlight took a step back, covering her nose with a hoof. "Oh fuck, Twilight!" she said. "That smells terrible!"

Twilight paused to take a generous sniff of the air around her. "I actually like the scent," she responded, before blushing a bit. "It's actually quite... pleasing, if you know what I mean."

"Are you kidding me?" Starlight asked, somehow finding herself even more surprised by the minute. Randomly learning of a Princess' obscure fetish somehow overpowered the shock of actually watching the alicorn take a shit in front of her. "You're a carpophile?"

The alicorn squatted down slightly, pushing on her rectum to clear the rest of her colon out. "It's coprophile, actually," she corrected as a thin rope of semi-solid poop coiled its way out of her rear. "And yeah. Lots of ponies are around here." She looked up to meet Starlight's gaze as a wet, squeaky fart slipped out after the last of her shit. "It must be something in the soil," she joked with a smile before she relaxed her bladder.

Starlight thought she was going to lose it as she watched Twilight wantonly piss onto the floor. "This can't be real," she whispered to herself. "This is some elaborate prank by that weird chaos god they told me about."

One again demonstrating her previous point, Twilight reached down with a forehoof to fiddle with her pussy as she continued to spray out urine on top of her wet shit. "Nope," she said through a soft moan. "We're all just really horny for this shit." There was a pause before she giggled at her own pun.

Twilight's pee stream gradually tapered off as she idly masturbated, keeping her gaze on Starlight. A growing puddle of pee began to spread out around the soft logs, and Starlight watched in disgust as the stream tapered off and Twilight righted herself back up.

The alicorn took a few steps off to the side, careful to avoid her mess, then turned back around to face her rear towards Starlight. Her tail was lifted unabashedly, and the unicorn found herself face-to-flank with her friend's private bits. A few drops of yellow pee clung to Twilight's pussy lips, and a clump of mushy, wet manure caked the wrinkled folds of her pucker and the surrounding fur on her ass.

The unicorn shook her head. This whole scene was getting to be too much for her. She walked away "This can't be real. I'm going to go find a bathro-" Starlight froze as her hoof sunk into something warm and wet. A nauseating feeling grew in her stomach as she forced herself to look down to confirm her fears. A quick glance did indeed inform her that her front hoof hand landed smack dab in the middle of Twilight's manure.

This time, Starlight did in fact, hurl. A horrible retching noise erupted from her throat as her body heaved. A deluge of warm vomit flooded out of her mouth and nose as she retched, splattering onto the floor in force. Chunks of half-digested food mingled with the pile of shit on the floor, and the horrid smell of her bile mixed with the fetid stench of Twilight's wet dung. Starlight shuddered, her body jerking as a second wave of puke forced its way up and out of her mouth, joining the growing puddle in front of her.

Coughing followed the second hurl, as Starlight did her best to clear the lingering fluids that were in her throat. She took a weak step forward, and immediately regretted her decision to move as her hoof slipped out from underneath her and she collapsed into the pile of filth below her. The slick mixture of fluids found her sitting on her flanks, her forelegs braced behind her to keep her from falling down completely. The warmth seeped into her fur, and before she knew it, another wave of nausea burst forth.

A disgusted yelp precluded yet another retch and a surge of vomit spilled out of her open maw. The angle of her body forced the slick spew to fall onto her upturned chest and stomach, coating her front in her own stomach slime. The thick, chunky mixture matted down her fur, the most liquid of the goo dribbling down her body to the floor, while the viscous mush clung to her pale pink fur.

Starlight took a deep breath, coughing and lightly retching as she struggled to collect herself. Her throat burned from the acid that had forced its way up, and the vile aftertaste of her previous meals stewed in her mouth as she panted for breath. Gradually, she became more and more aware of the warm, chunky soup she was sitting in, and prepared herself for another wave of violent nausea.

But it never came.

Instead, as Starlight's head slowly cleared, a strange, unfamiliar feeling seemed to spread its way up her body from her flanks. The warm puddle of sick soon transformed into a warm puddle of something else as the mare realized that she was beginning to get aroused.

Confusion struck her. This was supposed to be gross. This was gross. But it was also kind of hot? Starlight's mind went back to Twilight's earlier words: "It's actually quite... pleasing." She hadn't understood what the alicorn had meant. But now, as she sat here in a puddle of urine, wet poop, and her own vomit, her marehood started to leak... Starlight was beginning to understand.

A wet clopping noise pulled her attention away from the grotesquely alluring feeling stirring in her loins, and she turned to see Twilight just a few feet away, leaning back with her hind legs spread and rubbing at her soaked pussy with wild fervor. Her soft moans could barely be heard above the noise as she eagerly masturbated to the sight of the puke-covered unicorn before her. The wet cunt was pointed right at Starlight, and she could see the marehood quivering with each rapid movement of the alicorn's hoof.

So it wasn't much of a surprise when a shower of marecum squirted out of the purple pony's cunt and doused Starlight in the lusty fluids. Twilight let out a long moan as she came, squirting everywhere in a wide arc. Starlight's mane was drenched by the spurts, and the mare juice ran in rivulets down her fur, only to puddle with the vomit beneath her.

All of this combined to increase the stirring feeling in her chest and loins, leaving her very confused, and slightly aroused. She sat there silently, contemplating her feelings and existence as Twilight came down from her orgasmic high. She felt the other mare watching her as she sat in the pool of bodily fluids.

"Starlight?" Twilight asked tentatively, looking at the fallen mare.

"Yeah, Twilight?" the unicorn replied, her voice hoarse and raspy.

"Uh, are you okay?"

Starlight swallowed thickly, attempting to process everything that had just happened. "I- I really don't know." A violet aura surrounded her, and the unicorn found herself being lifted up and out of the pool of shit and sick.

"Why don't we get you to a bath," Twilight suggested softly. "We can talk more about what just happened when you're clean. And... I'm sorry about... well all of this, really."

Starlight just nodded in reply as she floated down the hallway. She had no idea what had just happened, and could not wait to get the sticky, slimy gunk out of her coat - no matter what it made her feel. As they approached the washroom, Starlight finally spoke up. "Twilight," she said quietly, almost too quiet for the alicorn to hear her. "I think I understand the fetish thing now."

Author's Note

We can check puke off the list. Any weird or preferably even grosser ideas, feel free to let me know! They do need to be mostly bathroom-centric though, because that's the theme of this story.

Sunset Adjusts to (Human) Social Norms

Sunset Shimmer is 18+ in this chapter.

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Farting, Exhibitionism, Getting Caught in the Act, Brief Piss/Shit Tasting

You know, Sunset had thought she was being really polite. Obscenely polite. This cursed place was no Canterlot Palace (despite sharing the dubious moniker), and it was barely a passable educational institution. So really, the incident really shouldn't have garnered any sort of remote attention.

And yet here she was anyway, sat in the office of Principal Celestia, facing whatever punishment the lady sought to give her. Her arms were crossed petulantly, and her foot tapped against the floor in a rapid rhythm as she waited. This really was absurd. How the hell was she in trouble for this? She had, admittedly, done many horrible things in her brief time in this world, and yet, had not once found herself in reception of any sort of disciplinary action. But now, that streak would be broken.

All because she took a dump in the hallway.

Jeez, these hoo-mans were horribly uptight. It was only the second week that she was here, and she had been trying hard to get the hang of how things worked around here. Really, she had been! She had even gone out of her way to not do it in a well-traveled part of the school!

Sunset had pissed in the library a few times, but no one had ragged her on that so she just kept doing it. But she had, up until that point, limited her defecation to her own, humble abode. Sure, her apartment constantly smelled of stale scat and drying piss, but the girl had quickly become noseblind to the odors after a short while. And besides, having a few lumps of her own manure lying around often helped out when she was feeling horny but couldn't quite bring herself to the edge like she needed to.

On the afternoon in question, she had really needed to take a shit and the library was on the complete opposite end of the school. She also doubted she could make it back to her apartment, and unlike the hedonistic ponies of Appleloosa, she didn't feel too keen on dropping a thick deuce in public. So, she found a familiar, quiet hallway and went to do her business.

The teen walked briskly to the end of the empty corridor and quickly took a squat. She fluffed her short skirt out of the way, so as to not make a mess of them, and relaxed. She wasn't wearing any underwear of course, because at the time, she had not yet learned it was an essential part of the human wardrobe.

Sunset let out a sigh and closed her eyes as her bladder released first. A deep, yellow arc of piss spewed out of her pussy, splattering onto the tiled floor of the school hallway. The noise echoed in the derelict space as a warm puddle quickly began to grow underneath the girl. She shifted her feet backwards to avoid soiling her shoes as she continued to relieve herself onto the floor.

As she continued pissing, the blockage at her backdoor began to move. A loud, dry fart escaped first - a mere precursor as to the mess that was to come. Her anus flattened outwards under the pressure before it began to open up around the head of a firm, dark brown log. The thick turd pushed its way out steadily, dropping to the floor and coiling into a neat, smelly pile before it broke off after a few more inches. That was not all, though, as the head of another log quickly began to slither out next.

Sunset lost herself in the rhythmic crackling of her bowel movement as more firm, brown logs slid out of her anus and joined the growing pile of waste on the floor. She had produced quite the mound of scat beneath her, having pinched out almost seven whole, firm logs of a similar shade of brown. Damn, she really needed to get one of those cool phonecell things so that she could take a picture of the next impressive load she produced.

Her urine stream by now had gradually taped off, with only a few small drops of warm urine still leaking out of her wet pussy. She reached down with a hand to rub at her cunt to wipe away any residual piss before she brought it up to her mouth and dutifully licked her digits clean. The salty taste of her pee was faint, and it barely took any time for her to clean her fingers completely of her tangy brew. However, the taste of her urine stirred something inside her crotch.

Sunset reached down and began to idly play with her wet snatch as she pooped, cooing delightfully at the pleasurable jolts her ministrations sent down her spine. As she was, of course, naturally a pony, relieving oneself was already a deeply pleasing experience that often led to various sexually-charged escapades. She was no stranger to masturbating whilst pooping or shortly there afterward. It was all part of the pony experience.

It was during this debaucherous detour that she was, unfortunately, interrupted. She had only just begun to finger herself when a startled voice forced her to remove her fingers from her dripping cunt and turn to see what all the ruckus was about.

"S-sunset!?" a timid voice called out, and Sunset looked down the hall to see Fluttershy standing at the corner of the other corridor. She carried her school books in her arms, and her eyes were wide in shock.

Oh yeah, that's why this hallway looked so familiar, Sunset thought to herself. This was where Fluttershy's locker was. Sunset was, of course, also a bitch, so she decided to use this encounter to her advantage. She had a certain image to uphold, after all.

"Hey, Fluttershy," Sunset replied, her voice dripping with false cheer. She grinned at the girl as she shyly peeked out from under her pink hair. "Sorry, just thought that this would be the perfect place to... unnnh" - her jab was interrupted by a boisterous fart and the start of yet another thick turd sliding out of her ass - "drop a nice, fragrant load!" The crackling of her shit filled the momentary silence as she closed her eyes in the bliss of her shitty release. "I just knew you'd love this deposit!"

"Sunset... what...?" Fluttershy began, but then the foul fumes of Sunset's scat hit her nose, and she quickly turned tail and ran in the opposite direction. Oh dear, it seemed as though she had broken the poor girl. Oh well, Sunset would have time to bully her later. Right now, she was busy finishing up some of her own 'personal business.'

Said 'personal business' involved squeezing one last, firm turd out of her gaping butthole and punctuating it with a nice, warm fart. The stench at her end of the corridor was pungent and stunk of fresh piss and earthy poop. Sunset breathed it in, enjoying the odor of her own brew, and flexed her stained pucker a few times to make sure all of her waste was out. She could feel the warmth of her shit steaming up against her bare ass beneath her skirt, and she took a few seconds to cherish just how pleasant the feeling was.

But, a girl has other things to do.

So, Sunset reached under her ass with her hand once again and wiped at her shitty anus a few times to scrape all of the fecal residue onto her fingers. In Equestria, she normally wouldn't make such an effort at unnecessary hygiene, but for some reason, in her human form, leaving poop to dry and cake on her sensitive butthole was very uncomfortable.

Satisfied that she had scrubbed enough of her crap off of her pucker, Sunset brought her hand up to her face and gave it a few sniffs before sticking the shit-caked fingers into her mouth to clean them off. No sooner than the bitter-tasting grimy texture of her poop hit her tongue than she was startled for the second time that afternoon.

"Sunset Shimmer!" her voice was called out again, this time a bit more forceful and a bit more (unfortunately) familiar. Sunset's head shot upwards, dirty fingers still in her mouth, to see none other than Principal Celestia glowering at her from the end of the hallway with Fluttershy's timid form cowering behind her.

"Uh, hi," Sunset said as she sucked the last of her feces off of her fingers and awkwardly waved at the two down the hallway. "You've come at a bit of an awkward time."

So, yeah. After being forced to clean up her mess, Sunset was now seated in Principal Celestia's office, waiting for the inevitable lecture that was about to come.

"Sunset, what... why..." Celestia stuttered, having not quite found the words she needed. She pinched her brow between her fingers as if she were in great pain, and tried again. "Sunset..." she said. "What on Earth compelled you to defecate in the school hallway?"

"I needed to poop," replied Sunset plainly. "And I was closer to that hallway than the library."

Celestia's eyes widened. "The library?" she echoed, completely lost for words. The library? What the hell did this girl do in the library?

"Yeah, and I figured it would be more polite to do it out of sight, and there was no one in that hallway, so..." Sunset gestured with her hands. "I dropped my load there." Usually, she’d throw more bite into her tone when speaking to anyone with authority in this godforsaken place, but she was still just trying to figure out exactly why she was in trouble. "Is this because I teased Fluttershy about it?"

"What? No... well, partially yes, but... wait, you teased Fluttershy about it?" Celestia stammered, still at a loss for exactly how to approach whatever the fuck this was. So she stopped trying to figure out how to approach it and instead just blatantly said, "Sunset, you took a shit in a hallway and are acting like we're the ones being weird about it."

Sunset threw her hands up in exasperation. "You are the ones being weird about it!" she yelled. "Where the fuck was I supposed to go poop?!"

"In the fucking bathroom, like a normal person?!" Celestia shouted back, finally asking the question that any normal, sane human being would be wondering at that moment.

But Sunset just stared at her blankly. "What the fuck is a 'bathroom?'"

Celestia slammed her head down onto her desk in defeat.

Author's Note

I'd like to visit Sunset's apartment, if you know what I mean...