Bathtub Mirror Fun Time Party

Your computer chair creaked slightly as you rested your stupid butt down into it. Sighing in fatigue, you turn your PC on and it quickly whirs to life. Another week of work down, an unspecified amount left to go, you just want to chill out, relax and watch some good ol’ pony show to wind down and destress.

Pretty soon, your head is resting in your hands, you’re smiling like a big doofus as your favourite pink pony does what she does best, making others smile. The episode ends and you notice it’s late, you decide your gonna fap your dignity away and go to bed. You move the mouse but before you can click off the video, your screen starts going all crazy warp gate, sparkling a rainbow of colours before flashing a bright white.

You shield your puny human eyes from the light, lest it blind you and you hear a noise that sounds like a big wet slap on your desk right in front of you, then you feel a weight in your lap. You lower your arm and see the single most glorious sight you’ve ever witnessed. You stammer and stutter like a fucking idiot as your face flushes red, your cock instantly getting hard.

Before you, leaning half way out of your monitor, looking you right in the eye with the brightest smile possible, is a beautiful, butt ass naked, pink girl with even pinker hair curling all over the damn place, resting her enormous tits right on your crotch. She was all wet below the neck for some reason. You can’t help but stare.

"HI!" She yells in your face, still beaming.

You recoil back, "Whuh?!" you reply like a genius.

"I’m Pinkie Pie!" Of course, even your tiny brain figured that out already, the girl was the spitting image of the cartoon horse, if she were an extremely busty and attractive human girl that is. “Wanna join my Bathtub Mirror Fun Time Party?”

What? “Um? Uh...”

When you just kept stuttering like a gosh darned buffoon, she looked down at herself and continued. "Oooh! I look funny, Heehee! Twilight said going through the portal turned you into a Hooman, but I didn’t know it made you all squishy!" She lifted herself off your lap, defying gravity somehow and used her new hands to start playing around with her hefty bosoms.

You couldn’t believe this was happening. You haven’t had a girl in your room period, let alone one so naked and well-endowed and naked. Then suddenly one just casually pops out of your computer screen, like it wasn’t an impossible thing to do. You look her up and down, drooling more than usual, and finally compose yourself a bit. You were about to ask a question but Pinkie cut you off.

"What’s that?" She inquires, looking at your boner trying to desperately tear its way through denim. Before you can react, she reaches down and unbuttons your jeans and yanks them down like they meant nothing. Your cock leaps for joy, finally free of its fabric prison. Then there is an unbearably tense and awkward silence as you watch at her just stare at your cock, like she realised too late what she just did.

She looks up, her gorgeous sparkling blue eyes meeting your ape-like ones. She smirks and bites her lip, blushing and giving you the sultriest look you’ve ever been on the receiving end of. Her hyperactive mood changes completely, replaced with one much more sedate and promiscuous but no less playful. "Heh, sorry," she said breathily, "that was rude of me." She gently puts her soft hand around you dick, "let me make it up to you".

She strokes your cock up and down, her hand still wet for some unexplained reason, making it all slippery. You just let it happen, I mean why the hell wouldn’t you, right? You groan in pleasure and she keeps up her efforts, trying to make up for the social "faux pas" that you sure as sugar didn’t have a problem with.

Suddenly she jerked her head up, startling the shit out of you, you coward, and looked at you as though she had the most brilliant idea ever, "Hey! I can use these big balloon things!" she said excitably, dropping the sultry act and gesturing to her magnificent chest. You just nodded, quite happy to go along with anything at this point. The big, bountiful and bubbly girl shimmied her body around so she could once again lay her awesome wet tits in your lap. Her humongous boobs engulfed your cock entirely.

You marvel at the immense softness and warmth, never wanting the feeling to end, and it only got better as she squashed them together and started jiggling them up and down rhythmically. "AH!" She suddenly squeaked, shaking you out of your dumb trance, "These fun bags feel really good!" she almost shouted before bouncing them up and down faster and harder than before. You just smile and rest your hand on her head, idly sifting your fingers through her pink curls.

It wasn’t long (surprise surprise) before you started getting close, you couldn’t take much more. As if reading your little mind, she parted her breasts slightly, just enough for the tip of your slippery cock to poke out the top and she wrapped her mouth around it, moaning and swirling her tongue around. That did it. You push her head down, forcing yourself all the way into her mouth and explode down her neck, slinging rope after rope of your seed down the hot pink girls throat. She swallowed it all, eyes bugging out in surprise.

Soon, you came down from your high, panting and still very confused about this whole thing. Pinkie pulled her mouth off your cock, sucking hard and with a pop and a cough and said "Got a bit carried away!" But then she giggled, "Don’t worry about it," She leaned closer and whispered "I’m used to it!" That made you blush a bit.

She chuckled again at your stupid face. You opened your mouth to try and finally get some answers when a voice came from your monitor, "Pinkie, why is the mirror portal in the bathtub?"

"Whoops, that’s Twilight! Gotta run!" She gave you a little boop on the nose "But we definitely should do this again sometime!" She shimmied her naked butt back through your monitor, having to squeeze her huge breasts to fit. She gave you a wink and shouted, "See you soon, new friend!" Before finally pulling her head through the portal in another flash of light.

Now you sit there, dumbfounded as usual, in your now wet computer chair with your pants down. You reach out to touch the monitor but it’s just as solid as it should be. You silently decide you’ll never mention this to anyone, no one would ever believe you. You realise that there’s water all over your desk and computer.

"Fuck".