Bathtub Mirror Fun Time Party

by Parody Pony

Rating: mature
Tags: Equestria Girls, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Profanity, Human, Porn, Comedy
Length: 3602

Your computer keeps producing very well endowed pony women.

When very well endowed and naked ponies turned human burst out from your computer monitor, don't panic. Just let them do their thing, have some fun and you'll be just fine.

Just porn for the sake of porn, not much plot here.

I have little to no experience writing so I do apologise in advanced if it stinks. Feel free to criticise me as hard as you can, I'd love to improve!
Contains: Great Big Boobies, Boobjobs, Blowjobs, Threesome, Sex probably and Jokes at your expense. Characters are all 18 or above.
Cover art by Reiduran, you can find his art on derpibooru or twitter.

Published 2019-02-07 20:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-07 20:40:01 UTC

Big Wet and Pink

Your computer chair creaked slightly as you rested your stupid butt down into it. Sighing in fatigue, you turn your PC on and it quickly whirs to life. Another week of work down, an unspecified amount left to go, you just want to chill out, relax and watch some good ol’ pony show to wind down and destress.

Pretty soon, your head is resting in your hands, you’re smiling like a big doofus as your favourite pink pony does what she does best, making others smile. The episode ends and you notice it’s late, you decide your gonna fap your dignity away and go to bed. You move the mouse but before you can click off the video, your screen starts going all crazy warp gate, sparkling a rainbow of colours before flashing a bright white.

You shield your puny human eyes from the light, lest it blind you and you hear a noise that sounds like a big wet slap on your desk right in front of you, then you feel a weight in your lap. You lower your arm and see the single most glorious sight you’ve ever witnessed. You stammer and stutter like a fucking idiot as your face flushes red, your cock instantly getting hard.

Before you, leaning half way out of your monitor, looking you right in the eye with the brightest smile possible, is a beautiful, butt ass naked, pink girl with even pinker hair curling all over the damn place, resting her enormous tits right on your crotch. She was all wet below the neck for some reason. You can’t help but stare.

"HI!" She yells in your face, still beaming.

You recoil back, "Whuh?!" you reply like a genius.

"I’m Pinkie Pie!" Of course, even your tiny brain figured that out already, the girl was the spitting image of the cartoon horse, if she were an extremely busty and attractive human girl that is. “Wanna join my Bathtub Mirror Fun Time Party?”

What? “Um? Uh...”

When you just kept stuttering like a gosh darned buffoon, she looked down at herself and continued. "Oooh! I look funny, Heehee! Twilight said going through the portal turned you into a Hooman, but I didn’t know it made you all squishy!" She lifted herself off your lap, defying gravity somehow and used her new hands to start playing around with her hefty bosoms.

You couldn’t believe this was happening. You haven’t had a girl in your room period, let alone one so naked and well-endowed and naked. Then suddenly one just casually pops out of your computer screen, like it wasn’t an impossible thing to do. You look her up and down, drooling more than usual, and finally compose yourself a bit. You were about to ask a question but Pinkie cut you off.

"What’s that?" She inquires, looking at your boner trying to desperately tear its way through denim. Before you can react, she reaches down and unbuttons your jeans and yanks them down like they meant nothing. Your cock leaps for joy, finally free of its fabric prison. Then there is an unbearably tense and awkward silence as you watch at her just stare at your cock, like she realised too late what she just did.

She looks up, her gorgeous sparkling blue eyes meeting your ape-like ones. She smirks and bites her lip, blushing and giving you the sultriest look you’ve ever been on the receiving end of. Her hyperactive mood changes completely, replaced with one much more sedate and promiscuous but no less playful. "Heh, sorry," she said breathily, "that was rude of me." She gently puts her soft hand around you dick, "let me make it up to you".

She strokes your cock up and down, her hand still wet for some unexplained reason, making it all slippery. You just let it happen, I mean why the hell wouldn’t you, right? You groan in pleasure and she keeps up her efforts, trying to make up for the social "faux pas" that you sure as sugar didn’t have a problem with.

Suddenly she jerked her head up, startling the shit out of you, you coward, and looked at you as though she had the most brilliant idea ever, "Hey! I can use these big balloon things!" she said excitably, dropping the sultry act and gesturing to her magnificent chest. You just nodded, quite happy to go along with anything at this point. The big, bountiful and bubbly girl shimmied her body around so she could once again lay her awesome wet tits in your lap. Her humongous boobs engulfed your cock entirely.

You marvel at the immense softness and warmth, never wanting the feeling to end, and it only got better as she squashed them together and started jiggling them up and down rhythmically. "AH!" She suddenly squeaked, shaking you out of your dumb trance, "These fun bags feel really good!" she almost shouted before bouncing them up and down faster and harder than before. You just smile and rest your hand on her head, idly sifting your fingers through her pink curls.

It wasn’t long (surprise surprise) before you started getting close, you couldn’t take much more. As if reading your little mind, she parted her breasts slightly, just enough for the tip of your slippery cock to poke out the top and she wrapped her mouth around it, moaning and swirling her tongue around. That did it. You push her head down, forcing yourself all the way into her mouth and explode down her neck, slinging rope after rope of your seed down the hot pink girls throat. She swallowed it all, eyes bugging out in surprise.

Soon, you came down from your high, panting and still very confused about this whole thing. Pinkie pulled her mouth off your cock, sucking hard and with a pop and a cough and said "Got a bit carried away!" But then she giggled, "Don’t worry about it," She leaned closer and whispered "I’m used to it!" That made you blush a bit.

She chuckled again at your stupid face. You opened your mouth to try and finally get some answers when a voice came from your monitor, "Pinkie, why is the mirror portal in the bathtub?"

"Whoops, that’s Twilight! Gotta run!" She gave you a little boop on the nose "But we definitely should do this again sometime!" She shimmied her naked butt back through your monitor, having to squeeze her huge breasts to fit. She gave you a wink and shouted, "See you soon, new friend!" Before finally pulling her head through the portal in another flash of light.

Now you sit there, dumbfounded as usual, in your now wet computer chair with your pants down. You reach out to touch the monitor but it’s just as solid as it should be. You silently decide you’ll never mention this to anyone, no one would ever believe you. You realise that there’s water all over your desk and computer.

"Fuck".

There's More?!

"So, who is this 'new friend' you keep going on about, Pinkie?" Asked the pretty purple pony princess, that was Twilight Sparkle as she walked alongside the peppy prancing pink party pony that was Pinkie Pie. She had been wondering this for that last week or so, ever since the strange 'Bathtub Mirror Fun Time Party' that Pinkie had thrown herself. Since then, the excitable and cheery mare had been more excitable and cheery than usual, which was saying something.

The Pink MenaceTM paused for just a moment and stared into space as if the meaning of life had just occurred to her, which honestly wouldn't have surprised Twilight at this point, before responding with a chuckle, "Heh, you know, I actually never caught his name", Twilight rolled her eyes, "But he seems nice! And you could use a break from your princessly duties! So you and I are gonna go have a great time getting to know him better!~" She said that last bit in an sultry way that would've made Twilight pause, that is, if Twilight wasn't a totally oblivious dork.

They arrived at the now extra clean mirror portal that Twilight just leaves lying around, unguarded, "Well, I have been working extra hard lately… And any friend of yours, is a friend of mine!" Twilight beamed, "Why not? Let's go meet hi- whoa!" She barely got the sentence out, for Pinkie had already grabbed her hoof and flung them both through the mirror like an aggressive chimp.

Through the familiar terrifying swirling madness that was the rip in the fabric of reality they went before being dropped unceremoniously onto a carpeted floor. "Ooh" Twilight moaned, as she rubbed her noggin with her new hand, "we should wear helmets or something". Twilight looked around and found they were in what looked like a bedroom, "hey, this isn't Canterlot High!" She said, stating the obvious.

"Oh jeez, there's two of them this time!” you yelped like a bitch as you finally registered the fact that your computer just dispensed another two sexy humanised pony girls.

"HI, NEW FRIEND!" Squealed the pink one, as she shot up off the ground, her massive tits bouncing wildly with each and every movement, naked and unrestrained. She hugged you hard, smooshing her big glorious hooters against your T-shirt clad chest, and getting a little bit of her wild hair in your mouth, "I brought a friend with me! Hope ya don't mind!" You just accept your squishy and not unpleasant situation, blushing harder and stuttering, "I-I thought I hallucinated you!" To which Ponk just giggled, "This is Twilight! She's here to play with us~" She said in a sing song voice.

Now sweating, (more so), you somehow managed to tear your Neanderthal eyes away from the ridiculously buxom pink girl to look over to Twilight. If you were an anime dude, blood would've shot from your nose. Kneeling on the floor was a bare naked, lavender skinned, sexual goddess of a woman, looking up at you cutely with her bright purple eyes.

Her most distracting features were her impossibly large breasts that were somehow even larger than the pink ones, if Pinkies were basketballs, then Twilights were over inflated beachballs! They were HUGE! But still perky somehow. Must've been magic, because how she was even managing to hold them up was a mystery, by all laws of physics, she should be stuck to the ground. Yet there she sat, swinging them around effortlessly, her succulent nipples standing erect.

They weren't the only things getting erect.

She stood up shakily on her long thick legs and looked down at herself, a confused look on her beautiful features, “Sweet Celestia! These things weren’t so big last time I was in the Human world! What even are they?” She asked, grabbing them with her hands and giving them an experimental squeeze.

“AH!” She squeaked, “They feel… mmm…” She moaned gently, and started molesting herself, one of her hands reached down to her pussy, seemingly unknowingly, and began fondling her clit.

You just drooled at the sight, as expected, but were snapped from your trance when you felt something reach into your pants and grab your dick.

“Wowie!” the busty pink girl said, as she started massaging your cock, “I thought it would take some convincing to get Twilight into it! But she’s ahead of me!” As if to confirm this, the bustier purple girl moaned louder and fell back to her knees, panting and sweating, apparently having forgotten you and Pinkie were there watching as she fingered herself deeper.

You were completely dumbfounded, and for once, for good reason. You’re not sure what you did to deserve this but you thanked whatever deity was smiling down upon you.

“So, long story short,” the notoriously naked pink lady continued, still fondling you “Twilight needed a break, so I brought her here to get laid, and I’m gonna join in too, cuz I feel like it! You in?”

If you nodded any faster, you would’ve broken the sound barrier, you’d have to be a bigger moron than you already are to turn up such an offer. You were hard and ready to go, and two of the biggest, sexiest and very much horniest women you’ve ever witnessed just materialised from your computer monitor. Pretty fucking good day.

“Alright!” She cheered, bouncing up and down, shaking her big soft tits everywhere. That done, she sauntered over to Twilight, wiggling her hips, just for you. Twilight was lost to her own inhibitions, making a puddle on your floor, she was soaking already, her juices coating her hand, her pussy and the inside of her thighs. You really want to go plunge you face in there and lick every inch of her for dear life.

“Hey Twi?” Pinkie giggled, rubbing a giant purple breast, startling the now very horny Twilight from her good time.

“Mmm- Huh?” Twilight moaned huskily, cheeks bright red with lust.

“Wanna fuck my human friend with me?”

‘Could you be a little more blunt?’ you thought, deadpan.

It took purple smart a few seconds to realise the position she was in. She looked up to you and you waved like a dumbass. She looked down at herself, though she had a bit of trouble, her huge breasts were in the way. Her face got even redder, with embarrassment this time and shot her hands down to cover her cunt, looking anywhere but at you or Pinkie. She left her titanic tits uncovered however, she apparently didn’t realise the sexual significance of her bosom. You didn’t say anything, horny ape that you are.

“O-oh my gosh! I’m so sorry!” She said, mortified. “I don’t know what came over me! I-I just lost- I mean these things feel- Oh no!” She reached up and covered her face out of shame, unintentionally smearing her own lady juice on her face and once again exposing her pussy. She didn’t think it through, poor girl.

You were gonna say something, but Pink tits beat you to it, “Relaaax Twilight! That’s kinda why I brought you!”
“So I could masturbate in front of a stranger!?” She cried, looking around. “In his home, apparently?! In fact, why don’t I have clothes? The portal usual- “, She was cut off by a pink finger on her lips.

“Twilight. Do you want to have sex with me and my human friend?” The frizzy haired girl asked.

“… yeah, ok” she answered in resignation, knowing her pink friend would keep asking until she got an answer.

“GREAT!” Pinkie shot up and darted over to you and pulled your pants down, freeing your rock-hard cock, and ripped your shirt off. Before you realised what was happening, she pushed you onto your bed and you landed with an ‘oof’ as she grabbed Twilight by the hand, dragging her over to you. Twilight looked nervously at your tower standing tall and proud, then turned to Pinkie, who just nodded back at her.

Gaining a little confidence, Twilight began crawling on top of you between your legs, her breasts so large that they dragged the whole way up your torso and rested on your face as she got into position. She reached down and fumbled around for your cock, not able to see what she was doing past her mounds. Once she got a hold of it, she guided it towards her soaked entrance and prodded your tip against her lips.

“You know, I didn’t get your nam-AH!” She started to ask but lost herself again when you grabbed her tit flesh and began roughly kneading it, sucking on her sensitive nubs.

God, it was amazing, they were so soft!

You surprised her and she lost her balance and fell, causing you to slam your dick all the way inside her. She fell forward, smothering you with her great huge bosoms. “AH! Hah! Mmmm!” She moaned out. You grunted, feeling the amazing tightness and warmth of her love tunnel wrap around your manhood like a vice. By far the best thing you’ve ever felt.

You peeked out from below her and caught her eye, “Fah- Fu- Fuck me!” She half shouted, half moaned. Eager to comply, you grunted in affirmation and thrusted upwards, pushing your rod deeper into her needy pussy. She regained her balance and lifted herself off of you, and began bouncing on your engorged pole, up and down, up and down, over and over again and you kept sucking and kneading her breasts all the while, wanting very much to please her.

Your eyes glanced to your left and saw Pinkie biting her lip as she made her way onto the bed. Crawling over to you, she rested her knees at each side of your head, hanging her perfect pink pussy, dripping with her lust, right above your face.

“My turn” she said with a lick of her lips and a glint in her eye, she reached down and gently pulled Twilights tit from your mouth and slid her pussy onto you. Twilight let out a little disappointed mewl, when her boobs were on longer getting the attention she desperately needed, but perked up again when Pinkie stated kissing and sucking them roughly all over.

You wasted no time getting to work on Pinkie Pies pink pie, licking her clit and pushing past her folds, sticking you tongue in as far as you could, moaning and nibbling, trying everything you could think of the bring pleasure to the big pink girl.
Twilight, still bouncing, was able to regain her senses long enough to find her friend playing with her yoga balls, and decided to repay the favour, reaching over and fondling Pinkie, exploring her friends’ body.

It was bliss. There was no other way to explain it. Twilights pussy felt amazing, clinging tightly around your member, milking it for everything it had. Pinkies sweet as hell juices trickling down your throat, dripping down your chin. Two pairs of enormous tits, wobbling around with every thrust, bounce and wriggle.

Pinkie leaned in towards Twilight and planted a kiss on her, who’s eyes widened. She didn’t stop her, however and quickly got to work, kissing her back. When they finally separated, they held a string of saliva, connecting them as they panted for breath.

“I-I-I’m gonna- I’m gonna cum!” The purple girl squealed, pussy clenching tighter, her rhythm growing erratic, tongue lolling from her smiling mouth. That was all the encouragement you needed, you picked up your pace, on both ends, thrusting faster, harder, swirling your tongue around every inch of Pinkies sweet pink entrance, you heard the party girl moan out louder and louder, she didn’t voice but she was getting close too.

Then you felt it, Twilight clenched her pussy tight, tighter than you thought possible and she began shuddering and squirming. “AAHH! AH! AH! FFFUCK- AHAHAH!” A squirt, then another and another, she came hard, panting, soaking you and your sheets, making quite a mess. You didn’t mind at all and kept going, having the time of your life.

This time, Purple was the one to surprise Pink with a kiss, more passionate and heated than the last, shoving her tongue in past her lips, grabbing two handfuls of tit flesh and squeezing. This tipped Pinkie over the edge and she came to, grinding her pussy harder onto your face. “MMMM!” She moaned into Twilights mouth and separated the kiss, “YESS! HAH! MMMMPHAAAAH!” She was a screamer.

Her folds clenched hard around your tongue and she blasted femcum in your mouth like a broken hydrant, splashing all over your face and down your throat. The taste was so sweet, probably from her diet of baked goods and candy, like drinking strawberry flavoured liquid sugar.

You weren’t done yet, so just kept pounding and licking away to your hearts content, and soon felt your own climax getting close. You moved your hands from where you’d planted them on Pinkies big soft bubble butt, and reached up to grab as much breast as you could, one purple, the other pink, tugging and tweaking to no end, feeling each girl jolt from your touch and moaning some more.

Closer and closer, the pressure in you balls building, until finally, you cum. You hilt yourself as deep into her as you can reach and explode with ecstasy. Slinging rope after rope of cum, you paint Twilights insides white, filling her up with your seed, feeling it leak out and down your dick.

“AAH!” You hear her yelp, her pussy clenching again as she came a second time, squirming some more which on heightened your pleasure.

All three of you were left panting. Twilight passed out, rolling off your softening dick and onto the bed, big beautiful breasts jiggling delightfully, cum and juice leaking from her battered cunt. She looked satisfied and peaceful. Pinkie, had other plans, however and lifted herself off your face, repositioned her body so she was laying on top of you, massive tits squashed on your girl cum soaked chest.

“That was super duper fun!” She purred enthusiastically. “But we’re not done yet, we’re gonna go for a few more rounds and in the morning, I’m gonna make you the biggest stack of pancakes you’ve ever seen!”
That put a big dumb smile on your face, knowing Pinkie Pie, that wasn’t an exaggeration. You planted a kiss on her cute little nose and grabbed her tits, “We’d better get started then!” you said with newly found confidence, looking forward to the long night ahead.