"Rainbow Dash, what will your friends say about you being anthropomorphic?", I asked.

"I... don't know. Will I be an outcast?", Rainbow Dash replied. Suddenly, she turned back to normal. "Never mind. And you know what? If other ponies pick on you because you're a human, I'll kick their ass!"

"Thanks, Dashie", I said. "You really are the most beautiful mare in Equestria." We were in Manehatten for our honeymoon.

"What became of the Mechanical Monstrosity?", Rainbow Dash asked.

"He's... still alive. Twisted Wolf and I found him one with the suit. Filthy Rich is now Funtime Freddy. I think he'll try to kill our little girl", I explained.

"Where is he now?", Rainbow Dash asked with worry.

"I don't know", I answered. I held Rainbow Dash close. "But I'll protect you. We all will."

"We?", Rainbow Dash asked.

"Hi, Rainbow Dash", Princess Twilight Sparkle said.

"Congratulations, sugarcubes", Applejack said.

"I'll kill anyone who tries to kill your daughter!", Rarity yelled.

"A human?! Wow!", Pinkie Pie said.

"Um, who's the Mechanical Monstrosity?", Fluttershy asked.

"Oh... hey, girls", Rainbow Dash said.

"Did you girls find anything?", I asked.

"No, nothing. Are you sure Filthy- I mean Funtime Freddy- is here?", Twilight asked.

"When he disappeared, I felt the presence of Equestrian magic. I am positive he's here. No doubt Circus Baby and Ballora are with him. We need to find Circus Baby and save her from Funtime Freddy", I explained.

"Why are you so concerned about Circus Baby?", Pinkie asked.

"She's actually Elizabeth Afton, the daughter of Springtrap/William Afton, and the younger sister of Michael Afton. She is in grave danger. I want to save Springtrap's little girl. She's... my cousin. Yes, I know, it's weird that I'm related to a psychopathic child murderer, but he raised me. Springtrap was there whenever I needed him most. And now, I need to help Springtrap... as he helped me", I explained.

"So... Elizabeth would be... Ki's... aunt?", Rainbow Dash asked.

"I think. I like the name, by the way. Our little Ki. Anyways, if I can destroy the Circus Baby suit, maybe I can save Elizabeth", I said.

"Yeah, but there are animatronics everywhere. How are you gonna get past them?", Twilight asked.

"Easy. Camouflage. The Twisted Animatronics are on my side. They can get me past the animatronics, allowing me to save my cousin", I said. "And, just in case..."

"All right, Twisted Freddy. Be very careful. Throw the radio towards the lake. Animatronics hate water", I said from inside Twisted Freddy. He threw the radio (Hibernation by IRIS/DAGames) towards the lake. Every single animatronic ran towards the sound. "Like moths to light." Twisted Freddy activated the spring locks, making me one with him. We walked towards Funtime Freddy. "He thinks I'm Twisted Freddy", I said under my breath. "Uh... say something, you idiot!"

"You gotta suck my motherfucking dick!", Twisted Freddy sang. I was trying very hard to contain my laughter. "Oooooh, you gotta suck my motherfucking dick! Ooooohhhhhh, baby! You gotta suck my motherfucking DICK!!!"

Funtime Freddy ran off in terror. "Help! Gay bear!", he shouted in horror. Twisted Freddy and I shared a laugh and walked near Circus Baby.

"Elizabeth. It's me, Alan. Can you hear me? Okay. Looks like I'm gonna have to break you out", I said. I knocked Circus Baby out, and opened up her chest plate. A girl in a pink t-shirt was inside, all bloodied and bruised. "Elizabeth!" Twisted Freddy let me go.

"Alan? Is that you?", Elizabeth asked.

"Yes! It's me!", I shouted in happiness. I lifted her out of the suit, and we hugged tightly.

"You don't know how much I missed you, Alan. The last time I saw you was when Rarity took you in. I was the same age as you", Elizabeth said.

"You don't know what we've been through", Circus Baby said. She stood up. The 7' 2" looked down at me and Elizabeth.

"My father made you! You might've thought I was gone, but I'm still here!", Elizabeth said. She, Twisted Freddy, and I ran off.

Back at the hotel...

"It's nice to meet you six. I'm glad Alan has found someone to look after him", Elizabeth said. "When are you due, Rainbow Dash?"

"In 11 months", Rainbow Dash answered. "Alan is a very sweet guy. Hey, where is he, anyways?"

"And then he said, 'You gotta suck my motherfucking dick! Oooooh, you gotta suck my motherfucking dick! Ooooohhhhhh, baby! You gotta suck my motherfucking DICK!!!", I told Springtrap over the phone. "Long story short, we saved Elizabeth."

"Thank you, Alan. Our family is whole again", Springtrap said.

"No problem", I said. I hung up.

In another room...

It used to be so simple
It was a world I understood
I didn't know what I didn't know
And life seemed pretty good
But now the darkness rises
From somewhere deep inside of me
Her power overtakes me
Can I keep this midnight from getting free?
If I can stay with the light
I know I'll be free
And I can start to be whole
I can start to be me
But instead I am struggling
With all that I see
And these friends
Mustn't see the midnight in me!
The midnight in me!
They mustn't see the midnight in me...

"Elizabeth? You in here?", I called.

"Yeah!", Elizabeth called back.

"Rainbow Dash needs you", I said. Elizabeth walked to Rainbow Dash. "What's this?" I picked up a newspaper. The headline read "Army of Robot Animals Terrorizing Civilians". "Oh, shit. This honeymoon just went downhill. We have to fight back. We have to fight the animatronics. I gotta tell the others." I ran out of the room and told the others about the animatronicalypse.

"So, basically, what you're saying is that our honeymoon just went downhill?", Rainbow Dash asked.

"Yep. I'm gonna fight them and put an end to this animatronicalypse. You guys don't have to come. But I'm gonna fight", I answered. I ran out of the hotel, ready to fight.

Author's Note

I was literally laughing when I wrote the part where Twisted Freddy sang that little song.

More to come...