"Ugh. Where am I? Am I... dead?", I asked. I stood up and looked around. "It's awfully dark in here. There's gotta be a light switch somewhere in here." I walked around the large dark room. I then tripped and fell. "What the... a flashlight? Someone must've come looking for me." I turned on the flashlight and looked around. "Hello? Anyone in here?" I heard something move. "Uh... hello? Who's there? Show yourself!" Human Pinkie Pie appeared. I stared at my friend. Without thinking, I ran up to her and kissed her on the lips passionately. We hugged. "Pinkie, what are you doing here?"

"I was looking for you. Are you okay, Alan?", Pinkie asked.

"Yeah. Uh... sorry for kissing you. I guess I have a crush on you", I said. She blushed. "Ah, who am I kidding? I'm already married. I can't marry you now. I have a happy family. I have a little girl who is my little daughter." I sighed.

"Alan... I have a crush on you as well. We might not be able to get married, but.. can we at least date?", Pinkie asked.

"I... I don't know. What would Rainbow Dash say?", I replied. Pinkie tackled me and kissed me on the lips passionately. I closed my eyes and kissed her back. Our tounges clashed in our mouths. We separated. "I'll talk to Rainbow Dash. Let's get outta here." Pinkie and I walked towards what looked like an exit. I called Rainbow Dash, telling her that I was in love with Pinkie. Rainbow Dash was actually happy for me. She said that I can start a relationship with Pinkie, despite the fact that we're married. I smiled. I hung up. "Pinkie, look out!" I tackled her as a metal claw extended from the darkness. "I'd recognize that metal claw anywhere! Circus Baby!"

"You've made it this far. Your friends stopped my army of Battle-Bots. But your journey ends here. Welcome to your grave", Circus Baby said. Fluttershy and I took fighting stances. The claw extended from Circus Baby's stomach. We jumped out of the way.

"If only I had my Dragonbone Sword!", I shouted.

"Here!", Pinkie shouted. She threw the Dragonbone Sword to me.

"Alright!", I shouted. I charged at Circus Baby, sword in hand. I slashed at the claw, cutting it off. An ear-piercing shriek escaped Circus Baby. I rammed into her, knocking her off her feet. I plunged my sword into Circus Baby's opened stomach and ripped out her core. I teared apart the wires inside of her. Circus Baby's limbs flailed wildly as I ripped her apart. I finally took off the enormous animatronic's head and threw it. The animatronic went limp. I panted heavily. I looked at Pinkie. We kissed passionately. Suddenly, her boobs started growing at a fast rate. She took off her dress so it wouldn't rip. Her boobs were enormous (ZZZ). I hugged my new girlfriend. "Circus Baby is no more. Let's go home."

At home...

"Perhaps I can be Ki's... godfather. Pinkie and I are in a relationship, so... yeah", I said.

"No matter what happens, I will always love you, Alan", Rainbow Dash said. We shared a final kiss. We separated. Rainbow Dash walked out with her daughter... my goddaughter. Pinkie lay on the bed.

"You like what you see?", Pinkie asked. I nodded affirmatively. I climbed on top of her and grabbed her right boob. I sucked on it. As I drank her breast milk, Pinkie and I moaned. She grabbed her left boob and started drinking her own breast milk. We moaned happily. I massaged her boobs. "I'm keeping these boobies", Pinkie said. We then had sex. "Oh! Fuck! Fuck! THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!", Pinkie hollered. I grabbed her right boob and sucked harder as my dick plunged into her vagina. My sperm flowed into her body as Pinkie moaned and groaned. "FUCK ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!!", she hollered. I obeyed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Pinkie screamed. It was done.

"I think I got you pregnant, Pinkie", I said. "Come on." We drove off in Pinkie's car. Her boobs didn't affect her driving skills.

At the hospital...

"Ms. Pie?", the doctor called. We went inside. "The results are in. You are pregnant." My girlfriend and I smiled and hugged.

Back at home...

"I can actually control the size of my boobs", Pinkie said. She used her geode to change the size of her boobs. "Thanks for letting me stay here, Rarity."

"No problem, darling", Rarity said.

Throughout the year, Pinkie and I were in a romantic relationship. We got married after dating for six months, even though we were still teenagers. She also managed to give birth to a healthy baby girl, who we named Susie, which is Chica's real name. Speaking of which, the animatronics have turned back to normal. They are now passive. Susie is three months old. She doesn't drink her mother's breast milk anymore. Rarity allowed us to live at her house. Neither Funtime Freddy or Ballora have attacked yet. Makes sense, because they don't have an army anymore. We were still teenagers, meaning that Fluttershy was a teenage mom. When she gave birth, it was undeniably, unquestionably, extremely painful. After Susie came out, Pinkie was unconscious. My heart beated extremely fast. I thought Pinkie had died. Luckily, she was alive, and she saw her daughter for the first time. She was the happiest teenager in the world. Pinkie was a mom. We swore that we would protect Susie from Funtime Freddy's evil plans. Fluttershy's boobs still have magic inside of them, so if we want to have some... fun, she can just make her boobs grow bigger. I was happily married to the girl of my dreams. We were... inseparable. Nothing could tear us apart. That year was the best year of our lives. From what I heard, Rainbow Dash is now married to Soarin, and Ki is growing up strong. However, I still fear that Funtime Freddy is planning something evil. Truthfully, I am terrified.

Author's Note

More to come...