When I woke up the next morning, I found myself lying on the floor. I stood up. Pinkie's boobies were normal-size. I woke my wife up. "Morning, honey", I said.

A few hours later...

"Where are we?", I asked. We were in a gargantuan clearing. There was nothing there.

"Okay, stand back, Alan", Pinkie said. I backed away. She took off her dress. She activated her geode. Her boobies grew bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. They continued to grow.

"Holy boobies!", I shouted. Pinkie's body disappeared. Her boobies continued to grow bigger. Eventually, they stopped. My eyes were wide with amazement. I ran over to my wife, who was buried underneath her gargantuan boobies. "Pinkie!" They were extremely heavy. I pushed them aside. They tilted to the sides. I saw my wife's body. She regained consciousness.

"I guess my boobies are a little too big", Pinkie said. "Anyways, have some fun. I'm not going anywhere."

I climbed to the top of her right boob and lay down. "What is this place?", I asked.

"A patch of land in the Everfree Forest that has no trees. I figured it's a good place to have some fun", Pinkie explained.

I rolled onto my front side. I sank into my wife's gargantuan boob. "Your boobies are beautiful, Pinkie", I said. "I'm lucky to have a wife like you."

"Heh. Thanks, hon", Pinkie said. Each boob was at least fifty feet high and fifty feet in diameter. They were squishy and sloshy. I jumped over to her left boob and lay down. However, Fluttershy winced. I hopped to the ground. I ran to my wife's body.

"Are you okay, honey?", I asked.

"My boobies... I think they're too big", Pinkie said.

Suddenly, we heard something move. "Ah!", I shouted. I grabbed her left nipple, ready to fire. "Who's there?" Pegasus Fluttershy appeared. "Oh, it's only you. Wait. How are you not humanized?"

"Twilight found a spell", Pegasus Fluttershy said.

"Oh, I guess that makes sense", I said.

"Sweet Celestia!", Pegasus Fluttershy said. "What's going on here?"

"Well, my wife is Pinkie's human counterpart, and she can control the size of her boobies", I explained. I climbed to the top of her left boob. Pegasus Fluttershy followed. "What are you doing here?"

"I've been spying on Funtime Freddy and Ballora. I found this", Pegasus Fluttershy answered. She gave me what looked like some kind of device.

"I've seen this kind of device before", I said. Suddenly, we heard two beings coming from different directions. We hopped down and each grabbed a nipple, ready to fire. "Who's there? Show yourselves!" Surely enough, Funtime Freddy and Ballora appeared. Pegasus Fluttershy and I sprayed breast milk at the animatronics. Human Fluttershy moaned. "Fluttershy, can't you call your animal friends to come help us?!"

"Um, who are you talking to?", Hybrid asked.

"Pegasus Fluttershy!", I answered. However, my wife started moaning in pain. "Pinkie?! Speak to me!" I stopped spraying and ran to my wife's body. "Are you okay, honey?" She was panting heavily. She winced.

"Alan, my gargantuan boobies. They're still growing", Pinkie said. Her geode was glowing.

"Fluttershyを擬人化クリーチャーに変えよう！(Turn Fluttershy into an anthropomorphic creature!)", I shouted. Pegasus Fluttershy achieved her anthropomorphic form. She used her gargantuan wings to blow the villains away. "Alright! It worked!" Pinkie's boobies grew to sixty feet. Seventy feet. Eighty feet. Ninety feet. One hundred feet.

"Holy fuck!", Pegasus Fluttershy and I shouted. I ran over to my wife's body.

"Pinkie!", I shouted. She was unconscious. Her heart stopped beating. I looked up at the anthropomorphic Pegasus. "We have to pop her boobies. If we can get all the breast milk out, maybe they'll shrink back to normal size." I grabbed my Dragonbone Sword and cut a hole in her left boob. Blood seeped out as I lifted the giant piece of skin. I began to climb in. I tossed my sword to my favorite pony.

"Where are we gonna do with all the breast milk?", Pegasus Fluttershy asked through a walkie-talkie as she cut a hole in my wife's right boob. She began to climb inside with my sword. Hybrid overtook me.

"I've been thinking about that. There's hundreds of gallons of milk inside of her. If we can get all of the milk out, we can maybe send the milk to Ponyville or something", I said. We went inside my wife's gargantuan boobies. The cuts magically healed. "Okay. Ready, Fluttershy?", I asked. Claws extended from Hybrid's fingers.

"Ready!", Pegasus Fluttershy answered.

"NOW!", I shouted. We popped my wife's gargantuan boobies. Milk erupted from the holes. We flew out and landed on the ground. "It's working!" Pinkie's gargantuan boobies started to shrink. Pegasus Fluttershy reverted back to her original form and flew off into the sky like a superhero . My sword landed in my grasp. "Yeah!" Blood also erupted from Fluttershy's gargantuan boobies. Hybrid reabsorbed back into me. My smile quickly faded. Soon enough, Pinkie's boobies were cup-size ZZZ. They magically healed. I ran over to my wife, who was still unconscious. I kneeled beside her. I grabbed her right boob and hugged it as tears streamed down my face. I sighed heavily. I closed my eyes and kissed her right boob. I had no intention of letting go of the boob in my arms. I had no idea how long I was there for. I only hugged my wife's right boob. Eventually, I fell asleep.

That evening, I woke up to find myself in my wife's embrace. "Pinkie?", I whispered. "Is that you?"

She let out an adorable giggle. "Yes, honey. It's me." We kissed passionately. "I think I'll keep my boobies at this size."

"I don't care how big your boobies are. You are the cutest girl I've ever met. I'm lucky to have you as my wife, Pinkie", I said. I hugged her left boob and kissed it. Pinkie giggled. I hugged her right boob and kissed it. I rubbed it as I sat down next to her. She blushed furiously.

"You like what you see?", Pinkie asked. I nodded affirmatively. Her boobies jiggled as she poked them. "I'm keeping these boobies." I put my left arm around my wife and honked her nose. She smiled and tackled me. We kissed passionately. We danced in the open field. Eventually, we sat down. However, I was sitting on something. I took the device out of my pocket. I grabbed her right boob and put it on my lap. It was still attached to Pinkie, though. Her boobies were squishy, yet firm. She was completely drained of her breast milk. I put the device on her boob and examined it. The moonlight provided enough light. "What's that, honey?"

"Fluttershy's Pegasus counterpart found it and gave it to me. I've seen this kind of device before, but I can't remember where", I answered. "While you were unconscious, she and I sent Funtime Freddy and Ballora packing. Before the battle, she gave me this." Suddenly, my eyes grew wide with realization. I took apart the device, and a small computer chip was inside. "I know where I've seen this before." My wife put a hand on my shoulder. I put the device back together. I put it back in my pocket. I hugged my wife's right boob. I leaned against the tree. Pinkie smiled as I cuddled her right boob in my sleep. She kissed me on the head as she pulled me closer. She slept next to me as I cuddled her right boob in my sleep. I smiled. My eyes opened. I found my wife sleeping at my side. I squeezed Pinkie's right boob in a tight hug. I kissed it. I kissed my sleeping wife on the lips passionately. We gazed at each other. She looked at her right boob in my embrace. She blushed furiously. We then fell asleep. I cuddled Pinkie's right boob in my sleep.

Author's Note

I think I was high or something while I was writing this chapter.

End of Act 4.