"Tell me more about this... stallion. Who was he, and what did he do to you?", I asked my marefriend.

"His name was Gladmane", Rainbow Dash said.

"Oh, shit. Well, at least he's dead. What did he do to you?", I asked.

"He wanted me for my... body. After he dumped me, I went to the hospital to see if he did anything to me. Alan, that good-for-nothing monster got... me... PREGNANT... WITH... TRIPLETS! At first, I was excited about this, but I then realized that Gladmane would be the father, so I sent Soarin to go annihilate that stallion", Rainbow Dash explained.

"Well, good. How long have you been pregnant for?", I asked.

"The doctor said I have been pregnant for a week so far", Rainbow Dash answered. "Alan, would you like to be the father?"

"Yes. I would love to be a father", I answered. I hugged my pregnant marefriend. "Wait, where's Sweetie Belle?"

"I'm right here. I think I found someone who could help us in our battle against Filthy Rich and the Funtime Animatronics", Sweetie Belle answered.

"Hi, Alan. Rainbow Dash. Congratulations on your engagement. When's the wedding?", Springtrap said.

"Mr. Afton. It's been a while, hasn't it? The wedding will be held in two weeks", I answered. Dashie and I smiled at the reformed villain.

"Wait. You two know each other?", Sweetie Belle asked.

"Why do you think I asked where Alan was?", Springtrap replied. Four holes appeared in the house. Four extremely deformed animatronics crawled out of the holes. One of them somewhat resembled Nightmare Fredbear from "Five Nights at Freddy's 4", except this one was brown and had more teeth. A lot more teeth. Another one somewhat resembled Nightmare Foxy, except this one looked a lot scarier. A third one somewhat resembled Bonnie the Bunny, but was 8' tall. The final one resembled a wolf.

"The Twisted Ones. I know these creatures. Twisted Freddy. Twisted Foxy. Twisted Bonnie. Twisted Wolf", I said in amazement. "Let's go outside. Dashie, stay in here." I kissed my marefriend on the lips. She blushed.

Outside...

"I don't know how Funtime Freddy took control of Circus Baby and Ballora. I saw on the news that you destroyed Funtime Foxy. An amateur work of art, if I do say so myself", Springtrap said.

"That's not Funtime Freddy. Filthy Rich fused himself with Funtime Freddy. Now, he is known as the Mechanical Monstrosity. We don't know where he's going to strike next", I explained.

"Well, I'm just glad you're safe. You're my nephew. If anything were to happen to you, I would never be able to forgive myself", Springtrap said.

"Nephew?! Alan, your uncle is a child killer?!", Sweetie Belle asked.

"Yeah, you got a problem with that?", I asked.

"His grand... wait. Rainbow Dash said she was pregnant with triplets, but she didn't say the genders", Sweetie Belle answered.

"I'm pregnant with three fillies!", Rainbow Dash shouted.

"Anyways, his grand-nieces might grow up to be child killers!", Sweetie Belle said.

"Whoa, hold on a minute! I'm not a child killer, I'm a goddamn superhero! What makes you think my daughters will grow up to be child killers?!", I retorted.

"THEY'RE NOT YOUR DAUGHTERS!", Sweetie Belle yelled. Tears filled my eyes. Springtrap and the Twisted Ones were surprised by Sweetie Belle's words. I ran into the house crying.

"Alan! What happened to you?", Rainbow Dash asked. I looked at my pregnant marefriend and hugged her. She returned the embrace.

"Rainbow Dash, I pray for the day we get married. You are carrying my daughters. Sweetie Belle said that-", I said. I was interrupted by a kiss from Rainbow Dash. Tears streamed down my face as I closed my eyes and returned the kiss. We remained in the embrace.

"Alan, don't worry. The three little fillies inside of me will see you as their father. Sure, it might be an odd family, but who fucking cares? I've never seen anyone more ready to be a father. I love you, Alan, because you're you. I don't want you to change. We're gonna be such a happy family", Rainbow Dash said.

"Yeah, you're right", I replied. I rubbed Dash's belly.

Outside...

"You told him WHAT?!", Rarity yelled.

"I'm just telling the truth! He has no right to call those unborn fillies his daughters!", Sweetie Belle yelled back.

"Fazbear's Fright... why does that name sound familiar? Was it a movie or something?", Springtrap asked to himself. The four Twisted Animatronics talked in a garbled language.

"This is unacceptable! I'm gonna have to... kill that Pegasus", Sweetie Belle said. Rarity and the Animatronics were shocked with horror. "He can't be the father of... ponies! He's not thinking straight!"

"Yes, I am!", I shouted. I grabbed Sweetie Belle by the neck. "Hey, Rares. Don't be frightened by the deformed creatures. They're... my cousins, I guess. Now, listen here, you little bitch! My family may be weird, odd, and not normal, but who fucking cares? Rainbow Dash is pregnant with my daughters! I'm going to be a father, and there's nothing you can do about it!" I threw her to the ground. "Now, tell us where the Mechanical Monstrosity will strike next."

"He'll be at the ruins of Fazbear's Fright. There's not much there, though", Sweetie Belle said, finally back to normal. "What happened?"

"Don't worry, you're okay now", I said.

Back inside...

While Springtrap and the Twisted Ones were preparing for battle, I was with my fiancée. "Alan, once my triplets are born, I'd rather breastfeed them. However, I don't exactly have breasts. Can you maybe find a spell that can give me breasts?", Rainbow Dash asked.

"Yeah, sure. Other ponies may think you're weird, but if it's what you want, then okay", I answered.

"Alan, we're ready", Springtrap said.

"Okay. Don't worry, Dashie. I'll be back, hopefully with the spell. Love you", I said.

"Love you, too", Rainbow Dash answered. We kissed.

Outside...

"Can you guys make a tunnel that can lead us to the ruins of Fazbear's Fright?", I asked the Twisted Ones. They nodded. "Excellent", I said.

Author's Note

End of Act 2.