I was sitting on my comfortable throne with a great boredom that invaded this casino, I try to clear my mind by throwing darts at the cuddly toys of my skinny and pathetic cousin, Discord.
- Hmm ... I wish he was here, it would be fun to humiliate him in front of all my audience while I play the wheel betting on what I have the dignity, I know it's little, but it would be worth the whining he would do. -I tell it for myself.
I got tired of throwing darts although I had a good record, some coming to his head, others to his chest and a few to lower. So I got up and watched from my big window to the players, everything looked so quiet, playing and having fun, I do not see anyone regretting that he lost his kidneys when betting on 1000 coins, I do not see the desperate tricks to reach victory in the black jack, and the worst, I do not see a fight between these monsters for a misunderstanding.
I was going to turn around but suddenly, I saw the beginning of a wonderful conflict; the psychotic of the tentacles drawn from the comics of a pervert, Mane-Iac, along with one of the millions of evil versions of a queen who does not want to accept that she is an old woman calling herself the princess, Celestia. Finally, some fun, I must see if Mane-Iac can twist each of the bones of the horse although she could also do something else ... I pray for my father that it is not that thing I thought; Or otherwise, see if she is nailed by the great horn of Celestia.
- Fight for your mommy, make her take pride in you. - I whispered at such a show.
That gave me a great idea, I could create a bet with myself in relation to my recent acquisition, the powers of Princess Luna, I know I had mentioned to her that I was going to use her powers to cause chaos in the dreams of every creature of this miserable multiverse, but that would be to be predictable, just like my cousin. I have not heard about someone betting outside powers at the mercy of several villains, it would be original on my part but that would mean that I will only have fun momentarily with the bet, if I lose those powers, I will lose the opportunity to use them.
If Mane-iac wins, I'll bet the power in front of the interested parties, and the other option if Celestia wins.
So I waited for them to stop screaming at each other for someone to start. Finally the first one to hit is Mane-Iac, dragging Celestia with her tentacles, however, Celestia counterattacks with a bolt that sends Mane-Iac away while she is hit by some slot machine.
- That must have hurt.- I thought.
I see that Mane-iac does not want to give up, she gets up with little force but she laughs like a loud hyena, maybe this way more participants in this dispute, which would be wonderful, no matter what disaster they leave, I can fix it later.
Then I saw one of my lackeys approaching Celestia. I was curious about this matter; they only spoke while he shows a letter, reassured Celestia and approached Mane-Iac to apologize for the shot.
- Why do you apologize? - I shouted but nobody noticed.
Now comes the worst part, both villains embrace; It's impossible, Mane-iac is so crazy to talk to anyone, especially who shot him.
- Will it be one of those alternate versions that the multiverse brings? That shit confuses. - I thought while I was disappointed by such an event.
I furiously opened the doors to approach the footman who ruined my fun, I do not know if I accidentally hit Daybreaker through that gate but I do not care about anything, I just wanted to strangle that bastard with my lion hands.
I go down the stairs and I see that many villains are blocking my way, so I did what I could: with some I turned them into puddles of water; I used a snake that was calmly playing dice to hit some, he had a chance of one to 36 for the snake to win in his game, but I did not care; and then there was a small purple filly, it did not look terrifying at all, so I kicked her with so much force that I think I hit a window, a home rum.
Then, I saw a creature sitting, drinking a wine next to Tirek, that creature looked too similar to my cousin, only that he had long black hair instead of his zebra line, a striking white fur that makes it look like a scarf similar to mine and I do not want to put in more details, but that has a great hip and a nice white dress. I can not believe I thought about that last one.
Explicitly mention to all my lackeys that Discord is not welcome here.
I approached while Discord spoke with Tirek, I could hear something of their conversation.
- Come on dear, I'm your best stud to bet on the race, just look at those calves. -Tirek tries to flirt in a drunken state.
- How strange, why do you mean Discord as a woman? -I thought after listening to that dialogue.
- I consider myself a draconequus that wants to taste of all kinds before being a prude, but, you are not of my type. -My cousin? Answered.
- Come on, if I absorb a lot of magic I can become giant, and with that, you can enjoy a great and delicious di-
- I'm not interested. - She? interrupts him.
Angry, Tirek gets up to shout at my cousin with great anger.
- I absorbed and humiliated your male version! Do not reject my proposal because I will do the same with you. -Tirek yells at my cousin.
- Do you like playing with rubick cubes? - Record calmly asks.
- What the hell are you talking about?! -Tirk confused question.
Then, my cousin puts his hands on Tirek's head to move it as if it were a Rubik's cube; the poor centaur was suffering for every move the draconequus made. I hate to say that, but I was a little shocked to see that action.
Tirek fell as he desperately tries to breathe with all the disaster he has in his head now; my cousin just laughs a little at this situation, and then he looks at me.
I kept my posture as he / she got up from his seat; He came over to shake my hand.
- I see you're the relatively well-known owner of the casino, Eris, or to avoid confusion, Princess Eris ... you look a bit like my cousin, Prince Discord, even though he was a little shorter and a lot blue. -Discord I speak.
- Excuse me, what was your name? - I asked to rectify.
- My name is Eris -Confused she answers.
In my interior, I had a great temper tantrum to such an extent that I mentioned alphabetically each existing insult with a great cry that reached the skies, had enough strength to destroy mountains with those insults to great intensity. He, she or what the heck was, is making fun of me. I could not tolerate such a thing, I must do something to eliminate his stupid smile.
- Friend, are you there? Eris to Planet Eris, respond. -She clicks close to my ear with her eagle fingers.
- Yes, I'm fine, now, how do you feel in my casino? -I answered immediately.
- If we do not tell about that centaur, it has been an excellent service in your casino. -Discord with a small laugh responds.
- That is very good. And, have you played any of our services?
- What if I played? Come on, I've won at least 5 consecutive games.
- I see, I see.
Obviously it was Discord disguised as a woman to play a childish prank. I know he will have some dignity for way below the floors, but it exists. Now I must think of a way to eliminate it.
I found an idea. I just smiled.
- Well, let's see if you can do this next game, I bet the powers to enter dreams if you do the following thing.
It brings me closer to Discord's ear to say the most depraved thing I thought. I am sure that he will have some dignity to not accept it, I just have to look at my cousin's face reacting to that, it's hilarious.
- Do not worry, if you do not want to participate, you just do not play. -I say it while I have a hand back to cross my fingers and apply a permanent ban of any existing plane if I do not accept it and if it loses, so will it, I have 2 thirds chance of winning.
- I agree. -Discord smiling accepts the proposal.
I was stunned by this situation, I know he fell very low, but not enough for this.
- It was a joke, you know? We could play poker instead. -Maintaining the composure while I escape some other nervousness I answered.
- Nah, those games are boring, I'm interested in playing in that challenge you mentioned, or are you a chicken? -Discord still keeps his stupid smile.
That hurt my pride, but I must continue with that, I can not give back to a game, that breaks my being, I must defeat Discord to show my obvious superiority to everyone.
So I approached Daybreaker to talk about her ear what I need to fulfill that challenge and without hesitation, she retires to collect those things.
Before giving the show, talk with Celestia and Mane-Iac to mention that everything my lackey said was a vile lie, and as proof I showed him a letter that he saw that one of the 2 cheated; therefore, both attacked the footman while they killed each other. I would have liked to watch the show but it had to be in another.
The following is the most difficult part, we both went on stage so that everyone could see the spectacle they were watching.
- Ladies and gentlemen! Today you are going to witness a great show, a great bet between your great servant, Eris and as a competitor, this one ... great cousin of another universe ... Eris! I know it's confusing, but you can call me Princess Eris to avoid confusion. -I use the microphone to give the announcement.
I see Daybreaker approaching the stage, bringing what I asked for: a large basket filled with metal balls the size of a tennis ball, anti-magic bracelets, 2 footmen and Smooze inside an anti-magic container; While she was coming, I began to undress in front of the audience while Discord followed my steps and Daybreaker left the place.
- Ashamed, Princess Eris? -Discord spoke to me while he simply enjoyed and celebrated so much morbid in the audience.
Discord squeezed her nipples to get liters of chocolate milk to shoot at the public. I had no word to say.
- I see that our little friend is something small, I think them needs some lunch before starting the bet. - Discord something sad speak.
So he / she clicks the fingers so that some metal falls so that Smooze consumes each one of those metals, growing and growing more to such a point that now it is 10 times bigger than it was before. After that, she summoned long stockings and gloves, bras and some fake horns, all with the theme of a cow.
- To ensure who was the first to win, invoke this cute ultra-resistant dress that when broken, tell us who won, I know you did not mention it when you made the bet. -Discord without worries gives me the clothes.
- How considerate are you ... even if you had said it before we undressed. -I try to maintain composure.
- It was to generate more attention to your audience, why take time to get dressed when we can show at first glance what everyone wants? Do you forgive me for not taking your opinion into account? -Discord in a burlesque tone speaks to me.
- Well ... now, put on the bracelets to start this game at once. -I say it while I put on the bracelets.
- Oh, hahaha, yes, to have the right game. -Discord puts on the bracelets.
Now we get in doggy style while we keep looking at the audience, having a morbid look, especially of men and some women, while the rest are desperately trying not to look at us, I should have thought better of my words.
Now, one of the footmen approaches me with some metal balls while the other approaches my rival, and the real preparation began, my lackey carefully puts the ball through my anus; I just felt a great pain that tried to hide it with a smile, thinking of nice things like skinning Discord to turn it into a rug.
It was slow but sure, but that did not help since the damned creature is using his/her tail to get 3 balls at the same time, showing a great satisfaction that is drooling the floor while singing the song of Sweet Victory with the vocal of a singer of opera. I could not tolerate being late.
- Footman, shove more balls! I do not feel the satisfaction in your pathetic tucks. - I yell.
- But miss, could hurt-
- I do not care, then I recover! -I interrupted furiously.
The lackey followed my orders and began to put 5 at the same time as fast as he could, with each move I began to stop feeling pain, on the contrary, I began to feel some excitement both physically and psychologically to see that I am a rival for my cousin.
- Enjoying the show? - Smiles Discord while he sees that I started to drool a little.
- Do not speak. I gasp as I clean the slobber with my arm.
- You're so boring.
The public was astonished at such a situation, even some went to more private places. It seemed like it was the show that they enjoyed the most of the other shows I've given since the construction of the casino.
The footman could no longer match the speed of my rival, so I removed him from my sight to do the work alone, more efficiently, quickly and excitingly.
Finally we finish with the preparation.
- I look ... as if ... I was ... pregnant ... ready to give birth. - I say it while I am tired and ashamed of my body.
- You will get used to it when you have a partner, if even some spiders want to get close to your legs. -My cousin says it with a mocking tone.
Now comes the main show, what I feared most; My lackey with fear began to open the container to release the Smooze, they were the slowest moments of my life, I wanted all this to end.
A few more movements and the footman released the smooze, it was curious about the stage, seeing several machines but did not feel like metals for the spell that applies to not cause irreversible chaos in addition to leaving too slime on the road, the most disgusting part to clean the casino. After that, them finally looks at us.
Slowly began to enter the place where we put the metal balls, gracefully felt less painful than the balls, touched every part of my interior, felt relaxing. Meanwhile, my cousin starts to sing the song harder while reaching a peak, something that I worry too much and I realize that the song accelerated its process.
I started to hum a song that my mother sang to me to sleep, I barely remembered the lyrics but I tried to sing it well considering that I was interrupted by the smooze when it entered more and more. It was a pleasant mistake, since it did not accelerate, but it did so in a more affectionate way, arousing me more while I deny such an experience.
I had to change the song to overtake, so I hummed it like a rock song, screaming at the top of my lungs like a singer after finishing the guitar solo. It already seemed like a band competition with the extravagant twist. We were both at the same height as we grew up, I avoided describing inflation since it is very shameful but they are the consequences of my desires to humiliate my cousin, it was worth too much, but already to such an extent it is impossible for me, we were covered with the creature , that got in anywhere, from my mouth, vagina and even the nipples; I did not know why they got into that last place, but the breasts grew more and more, getting to the point of looking like cow udders, too ironic; our asses started to swell like ...
- I see you're bloating like a turkey filling for Christmas. -Discord stole my thoughtful words while I kept singing.
It almost seemed like the end of the challenge, our clothes were on the edge to break, there was only a tiny smooze that was undecided about who to get into. It was the decisive moment to reveal the winner, so we both sang at the top of our lungs to attract smooze. The bastard was zigzagging as he approaches us.
I did everything I could, but got into my rival, breaking the suit, one of those pieces hit Tirek who barely solved the bucket on his head.
- The ... winner ... is ... Eris. -The footman announced it with great fear to get angry with him.
All I wanted to do is cry for ruining my beautiful body in vain, now I'm just a whale pregnant by a slug creature.
- Co ... co ... congratulations... Discord, you are the ... the ... the best ... - Trying to swallow my pride I accept my defeat.
- But I'm not Discord, I'm Eris. - Clarifies my cousin.
- I CAN ACCEPT THE DEFEAT BUT I AM THE ONLY ERIS HERE! Do not steal my identity, mocking just because I lost. -Stake with anger.
Suddenly, I heard a slow applause as if it were sarcasm, I was seeing where that applause came from to see Discord in a gangster clothes, riding Daybreaker and with the scepter that had the powers of Luna.
- You gave your best effort, my beloved cousin. He says it sarcastically.
I was stunned and looked at my competitor.
- I see that you liked very much the show that you gave with my feminine part.
Discord teleported and squeezed my cheeks while making mooes.
- Who is my favorite cousin? Who? Of course, you. - He said it while he continued making the noises.
- IDIOT! WHEN I RECOVER MY PHYSICIAN, I WILL DO ALL THE THINGS I HAVE THOUGHT TO DO SO MUCH! -I cry while trying miserably to move my arms to strangle him.
After my threat, I felt a pull in my breasts, seeing below I saw that Discord dressed as a farmer was milking me next to the other Discord with one of those cow machines. Even though I did not really feel bad, I did not want to show satisfaction to that bastard while that female clone moans with great intensity that provokes me anger.
- We'll see. Now if it does not bother you, I want to try the competitors' milk to have bonus points.
Discord first took some milk from his female counterpart, he waited a few seconds to say his verdict.
- It has a little Smooze, but it does not affect badly the chocolate flavor that that beautiful cow has.
He writes a note that slapped it on the butt of the imposter with a force that surely wanted to take advantage of that, that draconequus only felt satisfaction while blushing; I did not see what the note said, but surely it was an A +, what a narcissist he is. Now it was the turn of my milk, I take it quietly but immediately spit it out.
- For Faust! Strawberry milk should never be mixed with the Smooze. - Discord is disgusted .
Discord writes another note and did the same, slapping my ass but not as intensely as he did with his double.
- I'm sorry, Princess Eris, but, you lost even when you were given the chance to have bonus points. -He says it before clicking.
Discord reappears in the place where he originally was and removes the smooze from our bodies, but we still had the body of a whale.
- Well, I give invitations for a big party full of beer, hallucinogenic mushrooms and other things. Who's with me?
Everyone wanted to go to the place, even my lackeys, it is a horrible feeling what they left me. Everyone goes with Discord to that party.
- By the way, cousin, Luna sends you greetings. -Say that before teleporting everyone.
He left us abandoned while the light slowly went out.
- Well, Eris ... do you want to tell a joke? -I speak while I'm not looking at her.
- Eris? -Curious since I do not hear anything.
I look at the place where she should be, but she was not there, she surely went to my cousin's party.
I'm alone in the dark.
Author's Note
I know that Turkey Eris's arms are not those of a lion, but possibly of the same species as her legs, but change that detail to give more appearance of chimera as any draconequus should be.
And about the other Eris, i used a design barely used by the fandom instead of the one popularized by JaquelineDreamz. The design in question is this https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2018/7/18/1784212.png
If anyone ask why the title of "Bet of the Erides" is because Eride is a alternate name of Eris in the greek mythology, so, in case of be plural, i thought what Erides sound better than Erises.
