Sick Of All The Villians

by Evictus

Rating: mature
Tags: Drama, Equestria Girls, Comedy, Rarity, Profanity, Sunset Shimmer, Dark
Length: 1011

Rarity realises she has to save the day and that makes her go off on a rant

One day at Canterlot high Rarity's friends are kidnapped during another school year. This is the breaking point of Rarity's patience

Published 2019-02-14 21:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-14 21:00:01 UTC

Sick Of It All

Rarity was standing at a bus stop waiting to be picked up for Canterlot high, it was the beginning of the week.

Rarity was extremely tired from last night as she and her friends had stayed up at Pinkie's place during a sleepover she knew that she should have went to sleep at some point and now she was paying the price.

Soon she was picked up and dropped off at Canterlot High when she got inside she couldnt find her friends anywhere which was peculiar as they were always on time.

Rarity decided to just go to her first class as she decided she would worry about it either. She entered class and focused. As soon as class ended she came upon Sunset Shimmer

"Rarity wheres your friends? They dont usually play hooky...At least I've never seen them play hooky before? Did they just start doing that. Even I didnt do that when I was still mean before I was reformed by you and Twilight's other friends." Sunset complained.

"Maybe they ran off afraid you would turn into a demon again." Rarity joked. Sunset glared at Rarity. She hated when this was always brought up and she didnt need to hear about it at that moment from one of her friends.

"Oh very funny. You dont need to bring that up again! I always here it from some people. I dont hear it often but some people always like to shove it down my throat." Sunset sighed. Rarity saw her reaction and shrugged.

"I was just joking. But seriously I dont know where any of them are if they arent at school." Rarity explained.

"But werent you with them last night?" Sunset asked. Rarity nodded.

"Well then why cant you explain where they are?" Sunset asked. Rarity thought about it and shook her head.

"They might be a bit late coming here due to the sleepover." Rarity said. Sunset nodded and went to leave her alone.

Soon Rarity's second class began but before that could happen Sunset yanked Rarity out of the school.

"What's your problem all of a sudden?" Rarity said.

"Rarity we have a major problem!" Sunset cried. Rarity knew that their was probably another villian on the loose just by watching Sunsets behavior.

"Cant we just have one normal year where a villian doesnt threaten the entire school?! This is like the fifth time this is happening!" Rarity said. Sunset Shimmer pulled Rarity outside.

"I know why our friends are gone...I had a dream last night where it was warning me about someone in the school! Apparently your friends have been kidnapped. We have to get them back." Sunset exclaimed.

Sunset was expecting Rarity to go and save them with her. She knew that they would be sent on an adventure. She was not having it.

"No absolutely not I refuse to do that. I'm sick and tired of something happening every single year at this school. First it was the sirens then it was this worlds Twilight Sparkle and then it was Gloriosa! Every year a villian threatens Canterlot High just so Hasbro can make more toys and more money!" Rarity ranted

"What the fuck are you are talking about? We have to save our friends!" Sunset exclaimed.

"No fuck this I'm out of here!" Rarity exclaimed as she left Canterlot High

"What!? You cant do that! What would Rainbow Dash say?!" She said.

"I'm not Rainbow Dash so that has no effect on me!" Rarity yelled as she walked away.

Sunset stood their helplessly not knowing what to do. Finally she shrugged.

"Oh well." She said as she left the school wne went back home as well. The situation was soon resolved after that as the villian got sick of waiting for Sunset to save her friends and let them all go realizing that what he did was all for nothing so he went to go and rethink his life choices.

Sunset and Rarity were reunited with their friends. After some scolding by all of them die to the fact that the two didnt rush to save the group or girls they reunited and celebrated the groups freedom.

Potential villians heard of this new strategy and had their brains collapse on themselves as they could no longer threaten the group of friends due to them outsmarting them this time.

The friends never came face to face with a villain ever again. It soon became safer than Princess Twilight's world of Equestria because the ponies didnt have the logic In order to permanently stop more villians.

All was right with Sunset Shinmers world-

"Wait wait wait hold up! This happened before! A villain came to threaten Equestria and Twilight refused to engage him over coffee didnt she!" Pinkie Pie yelled.

"Uh I dont know exactly!" An episode director said nervously.

"Yes it did! I'm calling bullshit on this entire show! Hasbro is rehashing ideas just so they can sell their toys! Well I'll tell you just this once! I dont want these adult age males clopping to us anymore! That's the only reason these guys watch us! It's super creepy!" Pinkie Pie ranted

"Uh no were not!" The director said.

"Yeah you are! Youve been running out of ideas since Season 4 when you turned Twilight into an alicorn!" Pinkie Pie yelled.

"Stop breaking the fourth wall-wait why are we even having this discussion!? Your just a television character!" The director said.

"Yeah well guess what motherfucker!? This TV character is going on strike damn it! No more episodes! No more men who clop to us and no more of this ooh Twilight is best poneeeeeeeeeh! I'm sick of it I should be best pony I throw parties every week and yet this show ruins them all! I've had it! I quit!" Pinkie Pie yelled. She then stormed off while the camera men stared in horror.

" Dear God!"A man said as he took his shades off in a dramatic manner and spoke.

"Shes become self aware!" He said.

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