A Messenger and a Deathclaw

by Connorcooper

Rating: mature
Tags: Narcotics, Main 6, Romance, Princess Luna, Spike, Science Fiction, Adventure, Crossover, Sex, Fallout, Profanity, Gore, Violence, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 5589

Time to start a new my friends...along with having what has to be the best girlfriend a gamer like me can ask for!

My real name doesn't really matter pal but you can call me red, don't ask way I named myself after a color but being the displaced courier has it perks...

and I do mean it has it perk!

Super strength, High IQ, a metal skeleton like wolverine, and A fucking deathclaw as a girlfriend?!

Yeah sign me up for what ever that is!

I mean rose is sweet loving caring, a cuddler, and strait up awesome to be with.

These racists hate my relationship with rose but F*** them I love her and you can't do anything about it.

Twilight and her friends don't care I mean they think its sweet and so do their rulers even though I may think luna may or may not have a crush on me...

Also a shout out to Unit: Magos Dominus Ender for the help with chapters 1-2
Ad victoriam and glory to omnissiah

(A: I didn't know this but I was featured)
((AND WOW SO MANY LIKES I NEVER HAD A STORY THAT GOT THAT MANY LIKES SO FAST!!!)

(OC x Female deathclaw x ???)

Warning:
Blood
Gore
Death
Sex (THIS ISN'T A PORNO!)
Cheating

Published 2019-02-15 17:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-06-25 02:47:59 UTC

Enter the world

Look who ever can hear me I love fallout and all but this is fucking scary! I'm a gamer not a killer of a sexy looking deathclaw! Right you don't know what the hell's going on right? Alright so here is whats happening right now, First I went to bed like all people, next it took me forever to go to sleep, then I had a weird dream like always, and finally I woke up to see I was being cuddled by something. I love to be cuddle but when that happens to be one of the most dangerous creatures in the history of gaming that happens to be holding you so of course like any normal person I quickly and quietly squirmed out of her grip but I didn't mean to wake her causing me to fall on my ass to now-

'Deep breath...Deep breaths...no sudden movements...'

"Master is this another one of your games?"

'Oh it talks...Wait what did she say.'

"Master are you alright?"

"What did you say?" I asked.

The very humanoid looking death claw crawled over to me.

"I said 'master are you alright?' Are you courier?" I was speechless, did she call me her master and courier!?

Looking at my hands I saw them covered in black leather gloves then at my legs to see them covered in armor and a duster laid about.

'What am I wearing the-'

I looked at my left hand to see something that I expected not to see in my life time, A pip-boy no not one of those fallout 4 Pre-order on but a really pip-boy made by Robo-co from fallout 4.

"Um...yeah i'm fine..." I told the deathclaw

"Master did you hit you head I'm Rose did you forget me?" the deathclaw asked.

I shook my head.

"What NONONONO of course not who could I forget someone as sexy as you," I lied the first part but the rest I didn't know where that came from.

With her tail wagging she crawled over to me and nuzzled into my neck as she held me close.

'Whats happing,'

"I'm tired master can we sleep a bit longer," She asked.

Still confused about were I was or how I was wearing a set of armor from fallout and how one of a strange but attractive deathclaw as using me as a teddy bear. Taking deep breathes as she wrapped her tail around my waist pulling me even closer as she began to purr as I still try to put my thoughts in order.

'OK claim down claim down...wait why could not remember my name!'

Trying my best not to freak out with the deathclaw holding onto me for dear life as I freed my left hand as I remembered that it holds the users name.

'Lets see if this is real,'

Pushing the power button the smart phone of fallout came to life with a dim green screen as I saw the trusty vault tech poster boy, vault boy...walking in place with the word loading under him before the pipboy setup appeared.

In a mix between fallout 3 and 4 set up I began to look at my name to see it had one word

...courier....

'FUCK!'

I began to check my quest logs to see all that was on their were the quests I completed in fallout new vegas over my countless playthoughs. Then I went over to my Special:

S- 8(+)
P- 7(+)
E- 7(+)
C- 6(+)
I- 10(+)
A- 6(+)
L-6(+)

'Well that...something to say the least because I don't remember being that smart in the real life I need to check my perks to see what else I can find,'

Perks:

Subdermal Implant- Generates iron into cells to make your flesh tougher +4 damage Threshold
Monocyte Breeder Implant- adds Regeneration factor.
Implant C-13- Increased damage to Cazadores.
Implant M-5- increases sneak speed Implant.
Implant Y-3- removes radiation from drunken fluids Implant.
Implant Y-7- Nutrients from eaten food generates more action points.
GRX Implant- you can activate this 10 times a day to give you a nonaddictive dose of Turbo.
Big Mnt. Heartless Implant- Your heart has been replaced with advanced technologies: You cannot be poisoned, and filters in your heart will also regulate bleeding and healing, allowing all healing items(chems) to function at a higher level. Robots are now confused by you and 50% less likely to scare a critical hit.
Big Mnt. Brainless Implant- Your brain has been replaced with advanced technologies, Your head can no longer be crippled and is resistant to chem addiction (+25% resistance) and shock from bodily damage (+5% Damage Threshold, minimum +1).
Big Mnt. Spineless Implant- your spine has been replaced with advanced technologies: your torso can no longer be crippled and your Strength (STR) and Damage Threshold (DT) have been increaseed (+1)
Adamantium skeleton- Your skeleton has been fused with indestructible metal, limbs have 50% less chance of be crippled
Rangers take down- Take your enemy with speed and strength
Thought you died!- Your storied past has fallen from memory because everyone thought you died. Your Karma is reset, you inflict +10% damage, and for every 100 points of Karma, you gain 10 Health. You are also immune to critical hits.
Light touch- +5% crit chance, enemies suffer -25% crit chance.
Junk rounds- Able to make ammo out almost anything!
And stay back- With a shotgun knock your enemies back.
In shining armor- Beams reflect off the mirror-like finish of your gleaming armor! You gain an additional +5 Damage Threshold against energy weapons while wearing any metal armor, +2 while wearing reflective eye wear.
Old world Gourmet- thanks to unclean living you've learned the secrets of the lounge lizards! +25% Addiction Resistance. +50% Health bonus from Snack Foods, Scotch, vodka, and wine now give you Health in addition to their normal effects.
Heavy weight- Have you been working out? Weapons heavier than 10 lbs. now weigh half as much for you. (Modified weapons that drop below 10 lbs. will not gain this benefit.)
Hobbler- With the Hobbler perk, your chance to hit an opponent's legs in V.A.T.S. is significantly increased.
Sierra Madre Martini- You've learned to make a mysterious edible substance at a Camp Fire out of scrap materials (Cloud residue, Tin Cans, junk food) that provides +75 HP, +4 END, and +2 STR... but watch out, it's also highly addictive (15% chance of addiction).
Alertness- You've learned to keep your senses alert to any danger. When crouched and not moving you gain a +2 to your Perception attribute to help you find enemies before they find you.
Lessons Learned- The wasteland has taught you some hard lessons, but you've remembered them all. You gain +1% to earned experience per level gained. (+26% experience at level 26, +27% at level 27, etc.)
Certified Tech- Your knowledge of robotic components allows you to break them more easily and salvage their mechanical corpses. You have a +25% chance to score critical hits against robots, and you'll also find more useful components on robots you destroy.
Divide survivor- he Divide broke cities, flayed skin from bone and threatened to destroy the world, but you survived it - and stopped it. You can put a single point into any of your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. attributes, and you also gain reputation with the Followers of the Apocalypse and the Brotherhood of Steel for stopping another Armageddon.
Irradiated Beauty- Any time you sleep, you remove all of your Rads in addition to regaining all of your health, you still don't regain Health, but you lose 100 Rads.
Walkers Instinct- Your senses have become so keen that you can feel the slightest vibration in the ground. You gain +1 Perception and Agility attributes while outside.
Atomic!- With the Atomic! perk, you are 25% faster and stronger whenever you're basking in the warm glow of radiation. Outside irradiated areas, your Action Points (AP) regenerate faster and faster the higher your level of radiation sickness becomes.
Mile in Their Shoes- You have come to understand Nightstalkers. Consuming Nightstalker Squeezin's now grants bonuses to Perception (+1 PER), Poison Resistance (+5), and stealth (+5 Sneak) in addition to the normal benefits.
DNAgent- Studying schematics on the abominations created at the Big MT has granted you a damage bonus (+10%) against nightstalkers.
Sneering Imperialist- You don't take kindly to raiders, junkies, or tribals trying to "settle" or "stay alive" in civilized lands. Against dirty raider and junkie types as well as Zion's tribals you do +15% Damage and have a bonus to hit in V.A.T.S.
Tribal wisdom- Your limbs take 50% less damage from Animals, Mutated Animals, and Mutated Insects, you gain +25% resistance to Poison Damage, and can eat Mutated Insects when you're in Sneak mode.
Grunt- just good, honest infantry work! You do 25% more damage with 9mm, .45 Auto pistols, SMGs, service rifles, assault, marksman carbines, light machine guns, frag grenades, grenade rifles, and combat knives.
Jury Rigging- You possess the amazing ability to repair any item using a roughly similar item. Fix a trail carbine with a hunting rifle, a Plasma Defender with a laser pistol, or even power armor with metal armor. How does it work? Nobody knows... except you.
Nerves of Steel- With the Nerves of Steel perk, you regenerate Action Points much more quickly than you normally would.
Nuka Chemist- You have unraveled some of the greatest mysteries of pre-War masters: formula for developing special Nuka-Colas! This perk unlocks special Nuka-Cola recipes at the workbench.
Weapon Handling- Grants +3 to your Strength for the purposes of using weapons.
Better Critical- The critical hits you cause in combat are more devastating. You gain a 20% bonus on the critical hit table, almost ensuring that more damage will be done. This does not affect the chance to cause a critical hit.
Splash Damage- When you're deep in enemy territory, you just start chucking grenades and hope for the best. All Explosives have a 25% larger area of effect when they detonate.
Mister Sandman- With the Mister Sandman perk, when you're in Sneak mode, you gain the option to silently kill any human or Ghoul while they're sleeping. And, all Mister Sandman kills earn bonus XP.
Animal Friend- Animals will not attack one of their friends, unless the animal is threatened or attacked first. Exactly what an animal is in this world is open to debate.
Strong back- AKA Mule. You can carry an additional 50 lbs. of equipment for each level of this Perk.
Quick draw- Faster to equip your weapon.
Commando- While using a rifle (or similar two-handed weapon), your accuracy in V.A.T.S. is significantly increased.
Cowboy- This perk increases damage dealt with dynamite, lever-action firearms, hatchets, knives and revolvers by 25%, as well as any unique variants of the weapons.
Shotgun Surgeon- With this perk, your precision with a scatter gun is something to behold. When using shotguns, regardless of ammunition used, you ignore an additional 10 points of a target's Damage Threshold.
Bloody mess- With the Bloody Mess perk, characters and creatures you kill will often explode into a red, gut-ridden, eyeball-strewn paste. Fun! Oh, and you'll do 5% more damage with all weapons.

'Huh I'm a cyborg apparently good to know. Now for weapons,'

Apparel:

Elite riot gear (Equipped)-
(DT) 22
Riot's Ruin:
Critical Chance +5
Guns +10
Charisma +1

Elite riot helmet ((Modded- Ulysses mask and re-breather attached))-
(DT) 7
Red Scare:
Sneak Sight
Speech +5
PER +2
Underwater Breathing
+50 Radiation Resistances

'Best armor in game...were's my helmet though?'

Weapons:

Ranger's sequoia- a Rangers trusty hand cannon
A shining light in darkness- Joshua Gram's unique .45 short barrel pistol as a gift for you troubles
Anti- Material Rifle(fully upgraded)- Rare in the wastes as its ammo for this weapon it can turn a deathclaw's insides to it's outsides.
Blood nap- Need I say anything for this beauty?
Holorifle(fully upgraded)- The weapon that was used to kill its creator.
All american- I'm proud to be a american~sorry
Holy frag grenades (X3)- Blessed by god himself/herself note remind me not to piss you off
Dinner bell- Bringing something big for dinner tonight?
Esther(with big boy and MIRV mods)- FUCK ME ARE YOU TRYING TO START WW4?!
Alien blaster- I...don't know too much about this little cricket but its from space and packs one hell of a punch
Plamsa grenades- Explodes into a large blast of green hot plasma turning your enemies to goop

'Um...is all this on me some where?'

Aid:

Stimpacks- 100
Med-x- 20
Rad away- 25
Rad-x- 15
MRE- 10
Vault 21 canteen- filled
Nuka cola- 10
Nuka cola quantum- 2
Nuka cola Quartz- 4
Nuka cola victory- 3
Sunset Sarsaparilla- 10
Antivenom- 4

'Medical supplies are always good to have...always wanted to try nuka cola,'

MISC:

Roughin' It Bedroll kit
Deck of cards: Lucky 38 edition
Courier's mix
Nuka cola recipe
Sunset Sarsaparilla recipe
Blue star badge
Bear force one

Companion:

Rose the experimented deathclaw: Rose was experimented by the enclave with human female DNA but broke free thanks to you(the courier) when searching from prewar-tech for the brotherhood of steel. Thankfully she became a good friend and ended up have romantic feeling for you, now the two of you are a couple with you two never leaving each others sight. She is incredibly smart, sweet, strong, loving, and sexy~ she is the best kind of girl you can get in the wasteland Warning: she is a cuddler.

Putting my arm down I turned to my sleeping lover as I slowly raised a hand to pet her neck causing her purring to get louder as I fell asleep.

...
...
...

"NOW GIRLS!"

Before I could react something covered us both waking Rose up as we were placed into a large burlap bag as I began to struggle.

"Master whats going on!" Rose asked.

"I Don't know but something got us see if you cut us out!"

As the female death claw used her small but very sharp claws to try to get a tear going but nothing this wasn't any burlap bag. I could feel as we were dragged across the floor of what I could guess was a forest before with one final heave we stopped I heard muffled voices come from outside the bag before being thrown out.

"Apple bloom what I tell you about taking animals from the everfree forest-"

Getting up I rubbed my head as I looked up to see...that's a anthro main 6 and CMC right?

"Um...HI?" I gave a weak wave.

Rarity fated as the rest where in shock.

"Did...It just talk?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah HE talked," I spoke with a angry look.

Then silence...

Then Twilight went into scientist mode as she rushed over to me looking around me taking measurements and the like,

"How is this possible a human on the our side of the mirror its impossible," She murrered.

"Twilight what the hay are you saying," applejack asked.

"THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!"

"Master is everything alright?' Rose popped her head from the bag and looked at the group in front of me.

"I'm going back in the back now," Rose retreated back in the back leaving the main 5(rarity is still out) and CMC with me alone causing all of them to start freaking out.

Author's Note

Yeah I decided to do this a courier displace with a female mutant death claw girl friend as well.
I ment for this to be a small chapter but comparing my character to the courier with all my perks...DANG 2,567 WORDS!!!
Also fallout New vegas brain food:

(Me: DAMN IT ARCADE!)

Some ice breaking

(DISCOVERED NEW LOCATION: CASTLE OF FRIENDSHIP!)

When your sitting with the main five (Twilight was in her library looking for a book to tell how I got here leaving me alone with the others) as anthros in a crystal chair with your new girlfriend who apparently has a long history with that you don't know things get akward...fast so I decide to break the ice.

"Um...so do you like jazz?"

"Ohhh! is that what you humans listen to we have that here too!" Ok pinkie is still pinkie.

"Pinkie I think he's trying to make small talk," Rainbow told her cupcake loving friend.

I nodded.

"Well then darling I for one love jazz I think its quite entertaining," Rarity who was now awake after passing out for the second time.

'Thank god their actually talking,'

"Yeah I like it too but I'm more of a fan of country partner," AJ said with a smile.

'Well that's a surprise...'

"I guess its alright I for like good old ROCK AND ROLL!" The tomboy Pegasus said with rock'n'roll hands.

Smiling we ending turning up the weirdness and quietness into a friendly conversation about music as I found out that rose actually can sing apparently. The girls got to know us a little better as pinkie began to make plans for Rose and I's 'Welcome to ponyville party,' but she then asked the question that I couldn't answer.

"By the way whats your name?"

'Shit,'

Rose looked at me in concern as she turned to the group as she answer my question for me.

"Well master doesn't have a name friends," Rose told them.

Pinkie began to laugh.

"That's just silly everypony has a name,"

"Well being shot in the head gives you one hell of cause of amnesia," This caused everyone (besides rose) to gasp.

"Wait you were shot and the head and LIVED!" Rainbow shouted.

I nodded.

"That's kind of badass,"

Fluttershy flew over and petted my head.

"You poor thing you must have been in so much pain," Fluttershy cooed but she got a slight growl from rose.

"Nan it was like having a headache painful but not fatal," I told them.

Flutter got off me with a slight frown.

"How did you survive being shot,"

'They must have guns...good I can buy some ammo for my weapons if I get low,'

"Well this robot called victor brought me to a place called good springs where this man called Doc who patched me up but I did lose my memory sadly all I could remember was the man who shot me wore a checkered coat," Telling them the story of the courier.

"This Doc seemed like a nice stallion darling," Rarity said with a smile.

I nodded.

"Yeah he even gave me this," I said showing them my pipboy 3000.

They looked wide eyed at my fallout Iphone...

"Whoa what is that parnter?" Apple jacked asked.

With a smile I told them.

"Well this baby is something special...huh didn't mean to say it like that. Well in a nutshell it shows me if I'm healthy or if I'm hurt, where I am, what I got on me, and a radio and recorder," Explaining the pipboy as they all were in awe.

Pinkie still wandered about something though.

"Well what am I suppose to call you?"

I placed a hand on my chin.

"Well everyone in back home calls me courier," I told them.

Pinkie shook her head.

"No that's not a name that's a job silly Willie...*gasps* that it-"

"I will not be called Willie!" I shouted.

"Than what are we going to call you darling?" the white fur mare asked.

Looking at rose I got the idea.

"Why not Red?"

"Red?" they all asked.

I wrap a arm around rose.

"Like Red...*I point to her* Rose," I said with a smile as rose giggled.

They looked at me for a moment then pinkie smiled.

"THAT'S SO CUTE YOU WILL NAME YOURSELF AFTER A COLOR FOR A SHIP NAME!" Pinkie laughed.

"Well I think its quite sweet," Flutter whispered lightly clapping her hands.

"Meh it needs to be 20% cooler," rainbow being...rainbow.

"Alright RED I have your and Roses party up in no time!" Pinkie said with a smile.

I rubbed the back of my head.

"Well pinkie you don't have to throw us a-" the pink pony somehow teleport over to my side of the table with hand over my mouth as did the 'upupup' thing and with that she reappeared on the other side leaving me extremely confused.

"Thats pinkie for you," Rainbow said holding the back of her head with both hands with a smile.

'riiiiiiggghhhht,'

We returned back to the awkward silence from before but Apple jack broke the ice this time.

"So partner I have to ask about those guns you have. You have more than a army could have," She pointed to my equipment.

Looking down I was shocked when I first found out I was covered in weapons which gave us a slight uneasiness with my weapons were where on my body. My sequoia was on my right holster, the dinner bell and all american were on my the outside of my coat on back of my waist titanfall style, the plasma grenades where on my belt with my helmet clipped next to them, the holy grenades were on the inside of my coat with my holo rifle, ASLID (a shining light in darkness) was across my chest under my two bullet belts across my chest, the alien blaster and blood nap were snug on the inside of my coat on my back, the anti-material rifle was on my back normally, and Esther was in a case that wasn't on my body but rose had it on her person.

"Well were I'm from it pays to be prepared," I told the ponies.

"Then it must be extremely dangerous were your from darling," I gave the dva a nod.

"Yeah and you should be glad Rose is on my side because their are other like her that a LOT less friendly," I said pointing to my girl who nodded.

"Their are others like her," Rainbow asked.

"Yeah but extremely dangrous," I told her getting a raspberry from the daredevil thrill seeker.

"They can't be that bad,"

I shivered as a memory popped in my mind.

'Some how I knew it was worth it...'

But before I could say anything the doors to the room shot open.

"YOU SHOULDN'T EXISTS!" Twilight shouted her hair in a mess style as she was trying to run over to me but was being held back by spike.

"Girls a little help," Spike shouted for help.

The girls shot up and grabbed their psycho filled friend.

"TWILIGHT CALM DOWN!" Rainbow shouted as she tried to hold the alicron back.

"THEYSHOULDN'TEXISTSTHEYSHOULDN'TEXISTSTHEYSHOULDN'TEXISTSTHEYSHOULDN'TEXISTS!!!" Twilight shouted as she broke free as I grabbed something from my belt as she ran to me as I put it in her mouth.

Then everything was quiet.

"OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO GOOD!" Twilight shouted.

"Better?" I asked.

She took the nuka cola from my hand as she nodded happily as I sighed as spike walked over to me.

"What you give her?" he asked I pulled out a nuka cola from my belt.

"Nuka cola want one?" I asked spike.

"Sure," He took it and popped the cap off and took a sip causing him to go wide eyed.

"Whoa this is great!" The dragon smiled.

"Oh...let me try," Pinkie spoke trying to grab it but I stopped her.

"The last thing you need is more sugar," This caused her to pout.

The rest gathered around me and rose.

"What is that drink partner?" Apple jack asked.

Pulling another from my belt I gave a smile as I held it like a sells person as rose striked a pose.

"From the wastelands of the USA I gave you the best selling soda in the country NUKA-COLA! Even 220 years later still american's favorite," I would make a great sells man.

They looked at the cola colored liquad in my hand as I hand them (even pinkie) one causing them to go wide eyed.

"My goddess this is better than my family cider...wait what did I say?" I laughed as Rainbow was trying to take another from my belt but Rose growled away.

"So much flavors this is just divine!" Rarity said with a smile.

Fluttershy nodded in agreement as she purred slightly, I then rolled my eyes as I grabbed a quantum for me and rose this caused the group to turn to me as I held the soft glowing blue liquid when I handed rose her drink

"Its that a different flavor?" Rainbow asked.

"Yep this is quantum it has twice the flavor and twice the sugar-" Pinkie tried to talk the glowing liquid from my hands but I stopped her.

"NO DOWN GIRL DOWN! THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN'T HANDLE!" but she kept going as rainbow even try to take it from my hand.

"Girls I know its good but claim down!" Spike said as he held the two back with help of the others, as I rolled my eyes and popped the cap and taking the drink...

'MY GOD ITS BETTER THAN I IMAGED!'

Playing it cool I lightly chugged the drink as rose followed causing the two to whimper, when we finished causing the two of us to burp before we all began to laugh at the poor humor as we drank our cola.

"My my someponies are enjoying themselves..."

'Shit is that,'

'well it was fun while it lasted,'

Author's Note

MORE NEW VEGAS FOOD:

(Note: Ironically my fourth eldist cousin is name Joshua)
ALSO THIS IS A SUPPOSE TO BE FUN IT DOESN'T NEED TO MAKE SINCE IF A DEATHCLAW IS IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN!

Its not blood ts um...tomato sauce!

"Um...Hi,"

'Fuck me today has been all over the place,'

Not a word nothing celestia came at me sword drawn for blood, but my body's mechanical machinery kicked in as I leaped backwards pulling out my bowie knife. Blocking the blade Celesita was shocked at the action as we were in lock causing Luna as well to come at me but Rose came in and stopped her spear form entering my side.

"NO ONE HURTS MY MASTER!" Her eyes went red with anger as she tackled the princess of night out of the castle roaring.

'Alright then,'

Celestia came at me again this time I blocked with my knife before punching her in the gut causing her to knock the wind out of her before I kicked her away.

"Damn demon,"

'Demon? Wha-?!'

Her horn lit up as a bring flash covered over me blinding me.

'SHIT THAT'S BRIGHT!'

Shielding my eyes I turned to see running to me, armed with a sword ready to hit my heart.

"DIE!"

With a smile thinking she had me blinded but thanks to the think tank and what ever this body has been though I had improved perception meaning I could be more aware of what was happing around me. Sheathing my knife I then reached behind my back and pulled out the dinner bell, Pointing it at the changing princess causing her to stop in her tracks at the sight of my weapon, pulling the trigger of my weapon-

"AND STAY BACK!"

The blast knocked her back.

Causing the princess to be knocked back by the blast and into a wall.

"OK THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU!?" I shouted.

Celestia didn't say a word but she snarled as she readied her blade.

"*sigh* Like taking to a brick wall," I grabbed my helmet and put it on, as my vision turned a slight red, as my lungs were filled with the filtered air.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Celestia roared in the royal canterlot voice.

"NOW YOU SAY SOMETHING?!" I roared back.

"LIKE I WOULD TALK TO A DEMON!"

'Again with the demon,'

"What makes you think I'm a demon," I asked a I load a shell into my weapon.

She pointed at me with her finger.

"From the letter that twilight sent me I knew you were a demon from the spot and your companion confirms it!" I just sighed at her answer as I turned to twilight as she gave me a worried look. "NOW YOU WILL TASTE MY STEEL AND RETURN TO THE HOLE FROM WHICH YOU CAME!"

She ran at me sword ready I turned to her as I felt everything slow down to a crawl.

'What...oh right turbo...well usually one shot from dinner bell will do the trick but now lets try something more,'

Placing the dinner bell I then pulled out something with a but more 'UMTHF!'.

I pulled out a rubber bullets as I shoved the clip in and moved to the side as time sped back up, celestia dash to me at a amazing speed but the turbo boost allowed me to grabbed her in mid-dash as I pointed my weapon at her gut and let'em'rip. The bullet's went though her armor but I knew this won't kill her just enough to knock some sense into her mid of hers with a belly filled with rubber...

'Did I just quote Sargent Johnson?'

Using her dash force I threw her out the hole that luna and rose made, Turning to the others more at twilight than the others as I gave a 'what the hell' gesture.

"What do you tell I was? Diablo?!" Twilight lowered her head.

"Something like that," Her friends turned to her with a look of shook.

I sigh but before I could say a word a golden rope wrapped around me pulling me back.

"GET BACK HERE!"

"Oh shit..."

I hit the ground with a Slam as pain shot though my body as I groaned as my helmet came off.

"...Ow,"

Getting up I saw celesita with the end of the golden rope.

"Can't we just talk! your student made a mistake!" She snarled at my statement.

"TWILIGHT WON'T MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THAT EVER!" She shouted at me.

'So much for that,'

She pulled me upwards and slam on the ground as pain shot though me before she pulled me forward spear at the ready as I panicked.

"FUCK!"

As I was about to be become shish kabob, but before the sun princess could do so I rose tackled her bitting into her shoulder as she screamed. This bought me time to use the blood nap to cut the line as I got the robe off but before I could get rose off the sun princess a arrow pasted my head as I turned to see a bow welding luna. Sheathing my knife I held out a hand to her as if to claim a person down from ripping off someones head.

"Luna please what ever you think I am I'm not-"

"QUIET! YOUR WORDS WILL FALL ON DEAF EARS!" I rolled my eyes at least she didn't call me a demon.

She notched another arrow but I pulled out A shining light in darkness as I went into V.A.T.S by thought (which was really cool how I did though)

Setting my sights on her bow as I target it then I exited V.A.T.S as my body went into autopilot and fired five shots at her bow before she released the arrow. The first one missed but three of them hit her crystal like metal bow but the last one cut her string of her bow as it past and cut her cheek. This caused her to go wide eyed in shock which gave me time to dash to her, jumpping up I hooked my legs around her neck as my weight took her off guard as I grabbed her arm causing her to fall down. She hit the ground as I wrap my legs around her neck tightly and holding her arm as she struggled as I was ready to dislocate her shoulder if I had to as she struggled.

"Luna claim down look if I really wanted to I would aim for you head and you would be dead right about now," I warned.

Luna stopped struggled as I loosen up slightly to help her breathe better.

"Now listen very closely,"

So lets see if my speech skill works in this body...alright lets do this.

(One misunderstanding later)
(back inside)

"OH my your bleeding!" Fluttershy ran over to my side and began to checked for wounds causing Rose to get a little mad.

"Hey claim down its just tomato sauce Celestia threw me into a restraint, they were making red sauce so can put two and two together," I told her.

The sun princess got down to her hands and knees as he head down's twilights head to the ground.

"I'm So sorry courier if it wasn't for my fellow princess's overaction I would have attack you is their any thing I can do for you...I will even offer my bo-" OK NOT NEEDED!

I raised my hands.

"OK OK OK CLAM DOWN TIA! Look I know it was mistake alright no harm no foul alright," The two looked up from the ground.

"Um master..." I then turned to rose.

"Yeah Rose?" She reached behind her and pulled out Ester then it hit me.

"As I love to help you master this thing is really heavy," Right I do need something.

I placed a hand on my chin.

"Hey celestia,"

She looked up at me.

"Their is one thing though,"

Author's Note

Stealth suit mark II is my best wifu next to rose!

Also this guy!