Singles Awareness

by Blank-Page

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1132

Mason is a sad lonli boi. A short Valentine's story.

Mason is a sad lonely boi. Because of this, he plans to spend his day in a ball of blankets with ice cream and movies. Then twilight comes in. Shenanigans insue.

Published 2019-02-15 06:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-15 06:50:01 UTC

Singles awareness

Mason was sitting on his bed, in his room, which was in Twilights castle. On his bed was him alone with a tub of icecream curled up in a heap of blankets. The day was hearts and hooves day or has he had attempted to get it changed to valentines day. Wich didn't end well, it started with luna sitting there laughing and Celestia muttering the words.

"No Mason," Celestia sighed, "I will not change a holidays name because you threatened to draw things on my face when I'm asleep."

This ended not only with the princess later having a penis drawn on her forehead when she was asleep. But it also ended with Mason tackling her through one of the solid brick walls of the palace. Luna once again doing nothing to help and simply rolling on the floor laughing.

So now he was here alone on an improperly named holiday about love and stuff. On the upside, he had a data tablet and many many movies on said tablet. So he did the logical thing and watched really old movies. So that brings you to now with a grown ass man. Sitting on a bed in a ball of blankets. Not wearing any pants, because what sort of weirdo does that? Did I not mention he was watching Frozen? Why, you may ask, is he watching frozen. Fuck you, that's why.

It was just as it got to the let it go song that Twilight walked through the door and froze upon seeing the retardation in front of her. Mason just looked at her turned off the mini projector and took a bite of the ice cream.

"You know this is the last situation I ever thought I would be in with you." She said after comprehending what's happening.

"Same here," He paused," So what do ya need? Also please hand me my pants."

Twilight did hand him his pants, and he did put them on.

"Well, I came in here to wish you a happy hearts..."

"Valentines." He interrupted her.

She sighed and continued. "A happy Valentines day"

"Well thanks," He paused," You wanna watch da movie?'

"Umm why?" she asked tilting her head in the way he will never tell anyone that he thinks is somewhat cute.

"Because the movie isn't half bad, and I don't think I can finish this tub of Ice cream on my own. I would just save it for later but your freezers make things taste funny. He rambled off.

"You know what sure. Why not." Twilight closed the door and crawled up onto his, to her, ginormous bed.

She sat down next to him and leaned over to look at the screen. Wich, he responded by opening up the blankets and consuming her. The End.

Jk.

Mason opened up the blankets grabbed her and pulled her close to him re cocooning the both of them in the process. Twilight of course squeaked and colored slightly but other then that gave no protest. Mason restarted the movie and they both proceded to binge watch movies for the rest of the day and a good part of the night. The two of them combined eating over fifty tubs of ice cream.

The next morning Mason woke up to a warm fuzzy thing being curled up and pressed up against him. He found that himself and he fuzzy thing he now identified as Twilight. We're also both in a massive heap of blankets surrounded by lots of Ice cream tubs. He lastly found he didn't quite mind having a warm fuzzy pony curled up against him and decided a couple more hours of sleep couldn't hurt. Putting an arm over the fuzzy pony he quickly fell back to sleep.

Mason woke up to the warm fuzzy thing poking him. Looking down he found a twilight with a very bright blush poking his chest. He had to admit. It was the cutest thing he had ever seen. His half asleep mind decided it didn't want to be awake anymore and he mumbled something to the effect of. 'ur warm poni moooor sleepzes now' Then promptly fell back to sleep.

Twilight doubled her poking efforts and finally managed to wake him up for real this time. Mason looked at her realized he was cuddling her, let go, then looked to where she was pointing. Looking up he found all of Twilights friends standing around his bed. He then realized that he would likely never live this down. He also decided that it was worth it.

"So how are you all doing this fine day?" Mason asked casually as if nothing was happening. The pony trying to use him to hide wasn't helping.

"We are well darling I presume you two are doing well as well." Rarity said with that look of hers that you just knew meant that she was gonna tell everyone.

I in return gave her my look of 'If you do I'll break your spine, gouge your eyes out with a spoon, the force feed you your own eyes. "Well other then my sleep getting interrupted I'm pretty good. How are you Twilight?"

Twilight didn't respond and instead opted to squeak and bury herself more into Mason and the blankets.

"She's fine," Mason said.

"May I ask," Inquired rarity, "Why she was in here with you?"

"Well, you see. I was in here being alone and pantless with some ice cream. Then Twilight walked in and I said. 'gimme my pants also you want some ice cream and some movie.' Then she joined me and we ate Ice cream for the rest of the day and some of the night. Meanwhile watching movies. We probably both passed out from exhaustion." Mason explained.

"Ah, that would make sense." Rarity said.

"Yea I thought so, can ya'll get out now so I can calm down Twilight."

They all agreed and left. Mason then went through the tedious process of getting Twilight to calm down. After she calmed down and teleported the copious amount of ice cream tubs somewhere. She left. Although Mason did find it odd that she gave him a kiss before she left and proceded to spend the rest of the day contemplating that while cocooned in a heap of blankets.

THE END

(For real this time)

Author's Note

P.S. I hated frozen and I hate the fact they're making a second one even more.

I hope you enjoy this short little tidbit of best pony being cute and Mason being up to his usual shenanigans.

This was written in thirty minutes. If you notice any errors please point them out.

Happy Valentine's day.

Have a good day/night don't stub ur toe it hurts.
-Blank Page