Spike walked into the bar without Anypony really noticing him walk in, Maybe at some point in the past, a Dragon walking into a bar might have caused a ruckus, but not nowaday's. Spike made his way to the Bartender's counter, passing a drinking contest and a couple of colt's playing darts, the bar was mostly quiet, as Spike sat at the counter.
"What'll it be sunshine?" The Bartender asked
"Just give me a bottle of Vodka," Spike replied as he sat down, He had spent the entire day working around the Castel and just wanted to spend the night his way. The Bartender walked down the line of Alcoholic beverages on the wall and took a bottle off the wall.
"here you go Sunshine," He said once again as Spike gave him a golden card, there was a ding and with that Spike put his card back, popped the top and took a swig.
Berry Punch laughed as she drank, she was on her 23rd shot of rum and running out of opponents, she had drunk Big Mac, Derpy, Time Turner, and Mr.Cake Under the Table and had won several hundred bits in the process. The room was wobbling, and she couldn't remember how to get home again, but other than that she was feeling fantastic as she looked around the room,
"Just one more," She said as she put her shot glass down and looked around the almost empty bar. "HEY!" She called out to the room, at his point anypony who had seen her in action was ignoring her, Spike turned around and looked at her "Who here has the ball's to face off against me in a drinkoff?" She slurred the last two words together as she wobbled around the room, Spike shrugged as he got up with his bottle.
"Why the fuck not." He responded.
"Hey Spike." a voice said, Spike looked over and saw Big mac sitting on a chair, he looked wasted off his ass "I'd recommend against that action, hic, I los....i loss 50 bit's." He muttered sleepily before hiccuping again and throwing a dart at a dartboard across from him, hitting the wall below it. "Yeah." He cheered as Spike walked past him and sat down in front of Berry Punch.
"I don't mean to insult you." Spike said as she filled up several shot glasses with Rum "But you look drunk off your ass."
"Yeah." Berry Punch responded, "I am, but my record is 678 shots, and I'm still a way's off from that!" Spike blinked at her.
"And you are not dead how?" He asked
"My...my cutiemrk is Alcoholic in origin, my special talent is drinking, and as such my tolerance is off the charts...I am immune to alcomal poionin." she cheered as she slid him a shot. "How much you betting."
"300 bit's" Spike responded as he drank the shot, Berry's face light up as she took a shot as well.
"What did you not listen to me when I said I was immune to Alcohol poison?"
"Oh, I hear." Spike said as she slid another glass to him "It's just funny since Dragon's are naturally immune to it too." they both took another swig and she slid him another shot.
"Really?" Berry asked "So this'll actually be fun then! Alright I'm putting down 300 too." they took another swig and Berry slid another one to him
"May the better Drinker win," Spike said as they took another swig,
"I sure hope that's me" Berry Punch responded as she slid another drink to him
-30 minutes later-
"...and then...and then they had to use a pump car to get back!" Spike and Berry Punch's laughter filled the room as the took a swig "And...and the entire time Pinkie said...what Pinkie said was....what she said was Chimmy Cherry or Cherrychunga!" The Two burst out in laughter, spilling their drinks a little as they Drank.
"Ok, ok," Berry Punch said "I have...I have a good drinking game!" She chuckled a little as she moved to refill their shot glasses, but found she was out of rum. "daw...shit!" She said angrily nocking the empty bottle on its side. "Now what are we suppose to..." Spike pulled his Vodka bottle our form under the table and slid it to her. "Oh hell yeah, and this Spike is why we are friends!"
"Really?" Spike asked with a hic "How long have I known you again?"
"I don't...don't remember...did we go to college together?" Berry asked as she filled up their shot's and slid on to Spike.
"I didn't go to college," Spike replied.
"Neither did I!" Berry laughed, Spike hiccuped into his cup before laughing. Spike drank his and laughed
"Hey...hey, I've got a...I've got a story about...about...about this one time...this one them when my Friend Applebuck broke a...broke Pinkie...and what she said...what she said was..."
-1 hour later-
"HEY HEY HEY!" The Two sang together, now dancing in the middle of the now empty bar, taking individual swigs from two bottle's they had bought at the counter. "WHAT'S SO WRONG! WITH ONE MORE DRINKING SONG!" The Two were singing off key, no music was playing, and they where both splashing each other with their respective bottles, the Bar Keeper had ear bud's in as he started working on the dishes "HOLD UP YOUR CUP'S AND SING ALONG!" Spike snorted and he tripped down and brought Berry down with him, the two fell into a mess on the floor laughing their asses off "TO ONE MORE DRINKING SONG!" The sang out as they both chugged their bottle and lay back on the floor, both red-faced as they tried to use each other to get up off the floor.
-20 minutes later-
"Have a good night Sunshines" The Bartender said as the Two walked out the door, both with full bottles of Rum.
"What...what time is it?" Berry snorted as she looked at her barren wrist
"I think it's 10," Spike responded as he looked up at the sky before taking a swig. "All the Bar's in Ponyville are closed now...but the train has a bar on it right?"
"And that run's all night!" Berry responded as the two used each other for support and made for the Train station.
"Oh, Mister Spike." The Mare at the ticket stand said in shock when she saw the Dragon and the Mare leaning into each other.
"Hey TIcket Lady!" Spike responded, "Two...two tickets to...to someplace with a lot of bars!" Spike laughed as Berry cheered, The Mare looked at them in silence before looking back down
"Two Tickets to Las Pegasus them." She responded as she pulled the two tickets out. "Would you like me to put this on the Princesses tab?"
"Yus!" Spike responded, giggling like mad as he and Berry took their tickets and took a set, both taking a swig of their respective drinks as the swayed back and forth together in drunken dizziness, they waited for about five minutes before the Train arrived, and in the next 5 they where in first-class drinking out of a minifridge as they sang of ket together.
-2 hours later-
"Hey...hey Spike." Berry Punch said happily as the two sat in a Large bar in Los Pegasus, they were now drinking expensive wine's Berry Punch had only dreamed of having. "This...this night has been fuckin epic!" She cheered "We...we should do this every night!" Spike took another swig
"Yeah! Let's do this every night for the rest of our, hic, lives, you, me and all this sweet sweet booze!" they both took another swig and started laughing like mad.
"What the fuck are we even doing here!" Berry asked, laughing so hard she started wheezing. "How'd we even get here!"
"I...I have no idea!" Spike Laughed back as they both finished off their drinks and went to order another.
"Sorry." The Bartender replied, "But you two are causing to much of a ruckus, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." Spike and Berry Punch left grumbling, still swaying into each other, Spike blinked in the flashing light and looked around.
"Why are we...where are we going?"
"I...dunoo." Berry Punch said as the just kind of walked blindly to the nearest building they could find.
-40 minutes later-
"Yeah" Spike cheered as he and Berry Punch stood in front of each other, Spike had a Bow Tie half tied around his neck, and Berry Punch had a Veil over her head,
"Hey...hey Spike?" Berry asked, "Witch one of us proposed?"
"I...don't even remember where I got this tie," Spike responded with a giggle.
"Me...me neither, I guess one of us did something right!" She laughed as the Preist dressed up as Elvis made his way between this.
"Alright let's get this over with I've got 3 other couples waiting...let's see, Spike do you consent to marrying...Berry Punch?"
"I, hic, do!" Spike responded
"And Berry Punch do you consent to marry Spike?"
"I Do!"
"Are either of you Drunk?"
"We "hic "are," They said in unison. Elvis rose his hands.
"So am I, Then by the power residing in me, I pronounce you Husband and wife, you may now kiss." Berry pulled up her veil the two kissed each other.
-4 hours and one Train ride later-
Spike hiccupped as he opened the Apartment door with the key Berry had handed him.
"Here it is!" She said "Home sweet home!" Spike closed the door and locked it. and taking a swig of wine, before offering it to Berry who took a drink then threw her arm's around his shoulders, "Alright, Time to strip down and start fucking." She said with a hic
"Really?" Spike asked
"We...we're married now! it's what we're supposed to do after our...our wedding night!" She said as she started undoing her pant's button. "now...now come on, strip with me and let's get this started! Berry Undid her pant's button and dragged Spike into her room, Spike Taking his shirt off as she dragged him into the room, Berry dropped her pant's and kicked them to the side as she pulled her shirt off, Spike dropped his pant's and with a click Berry dropped her bra, the two took off their under's and turned to each other.
both of them were too drunk and horny to care about what they were doing as Spike closed the door, Berry Punch kissed Spike and wrapped her arm's around his neck as they fell into the bed. She spread her leg and used her hand's to guide Spike's meat to her awaiting marehood, she gasped in his mouth as he entered her and began slowly but shurly going deeper before pulling out a little and pushing back in, after a moment he had a rhythm going before Berry switched the script and put him on the bottom, Spike moaned in extasy and Berry Punch Rode him, he began playing with her girls, after a while Berry stoped and with a pop pulled away, befroe Spike could complain she put her knee's next to his head and licked his tip, Spike got the Idea and pushed her down to get a taste, as Berry sucked him off he ate her out, the two began to feel their climaxes growing close and they began moving their body's more furiously, then in unision they came, Berry Gagged as she tried and barely succsseded in swallowing Spike's load, Spike just licked and lapped away at her, She lay there for a while, licking him until he stoped, she repositioned herself and Spike threw the cover's over her, the two grabbed eachother and Spike inserted his meat into once again, the two moaning in pleasure before falling asleep, still humping eachother.
-the next morning-
Spike awoke to the feeling of pleasure, somepony with their arm's around his neck, and moaning, Spike blinked his eye's opened and stared dumbfounded as Berry Punch humped him, moaning in pleasure as she did so.
"Morning Honey." She said with a smile, Spike blinked as she continued humping.
"Morning," he replied in exhaustion as he lay back in bed
"Are you immune to hangover's too?" She asked
"Yup." He responded as she began speeding up.
"So you remember..."
"Everything we did last night." Spike responded "yes."
"You wanna know something interesting?" Berry asked before moaning as she climaxed
"what's that?" Spike asked, rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"Divorce is Illegal in Equestria." She said with a smile.
"Fuck."
"Oh trust me, we did, are, and will" Berry responded before pulling Spike into a kiss, this continued for a moment before Spike shrugged
"At least you smoking hot." Spike responded, "Too bad Twilight's gonna kill us both once she finds out."
"Then let's just stay like this for a while." Berry said as she began humping again, Spike's response was the push her to her bed, pull her leg's to him and start pumping her back "Oh yes!" She screamed, "right there!"
Author's Note
I swear I wasn't drunk when I wrote this, I just hadn't slept in over 24 hours.
