
My mom is the moon.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, right? WRONG! Ok, yeah second chance at life nice, not so nice; I now live with pastel colored ponies. yep, life is just great.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, right? WRONG!
Ok, yeah second chance at life nice, not so nice; I now live with pastel colored ponies. yep, life is just great.
I might have been ok with this, but I wasn't for these reasons.
1: Everyone was a horse!
2: They only ate vegetables!
3: I got a mom, I mean I really didn't need a mom, especially a pastel pony mom!
4: Everyone thought I was sort of a freak! I'm the human, that's normal! They were talking horses with magic, that's messed up!
5: I went from an adult, to a frickin' kid!
But, hey, at least I'm alive right?
Rated Teen just to be safe and because there is mild swearing.



8191 words: Estimated 41 minutes to read
6 Chapters:
- When Life gives you lemons, 2019-02-15 21:55:26 UTC1073
- wait for sugar 2019-02-19 20:52:52 UTC1178
- Don't make this lemonade 2019-02-20 22:50:00 UTC1306
- Well, it's not like things can get worse 2019-02-26 21:55:43 UTC1495
- Counting pennies 2019-02-27 00:03:16 UTC1035
- Whining and Dining 2019-03-06 00:19:00 UTC2104