Love Drunk

by Silver Butcher

Rating: mature
Tags: Nurse Redheart, Carrot Top, Porn, Spike, Sex, Anthro, Cheerilee, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Berry Punch
Length: 2757

Spike and Berry Punch go out for a night of drinking and end up involving a couple mares.

Spike and Berry Punch got out for a night of drinking and end up attracting the attention of several mares. They wake up the next morning as the head of a heard.

Featured: February 16, 2019. Amazement overload

This story has a Sequal Drunk and in Love

Published 2019-02-15 23:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-15 23:30:01 UTC

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Spike was laughing his ass off, so was Berry Punch. they were having a wonderful time avoiding death via Angry Alicorn.

"SPIKE!" Twilight screamed as the two turned the corner of the castle and ran full speed to some stares, Berry Punch slid down the rail, Spike took the senic rout and fell down them, getting up just in time to turn and be hit by a high-velocity Berry Punch. Two blinked at each other and giggled.

"We are such giggly bitches!" Berry laughed as she got off him.

"I'll have you know I'm a giggly bastard!" Spike responded, snorting at his own shitty joke before the two turned arm and arm and continued running.

"She's taking this better than I thought she would," Spike said happily as a book just narrowly missed Berry Punches head.

"Spike the Dragon stop running and get your ass back here!"

"Spike I suggest not listening to that." Berry replied with a smile "I don't think she means well!" The Two laughed again as they took a turn and ran full speed out the front door running between a confused Rarity and an equally confused Rainbow Dash.

"Who, what the fuck?" Rainbow asked as the duo ran full speed down the hill.

"We done fucked up and we're glad we did!" They called back to her as Twilight slammed the door open

"GET BACK HERE YOU TWO!" She screamed in the Royal Canterlot voice.

"Naw we good" Spike responded.

"Hey, look at the time, let's go drinking." Berry Punch said, once again looking at her empty wrist.

"Wonderful Idea Darling!" Spike replied as they ran. Rainbow and Rarity watched this as Twilight stood in front of the door fuming.

"Holly shit," Rainbow Dash Laughed "I don't know what they did to you, but it must have been a good one!" Rainbow put her hand on Twilight "So what did they do?"

"Oh dear, I hope my little Spikey-Wikey isn't being influenced by that Drunk." Rarity said watching them run Merrily into town and turn into a side alley out of sight.

"Spike went out drinking last night..." Twilight said irritably.

"OH come on Twilight." Rainbow said with an eye roll "Don't tell me you did that cause he found a drinking buddy."

"Spike went out drinking last night," Twilight repeated, "Walked in here with Berry Punch, then told me they got married in Los Pegasus last night." Twilight stood in silence as this sunk in. Rarity fainted.

"Ha...ha...ha,ha..BWAHAHAHAHA!" Rainbow laughed, falling on her ass "OH MY CELESTIA THAT'S SO FUCKED UP AND FUNNY!" Twilight continued staring daggers at the town as Rainbow fell forward on the grass and started hitting it with her hand as she laughed.

7 hours later-

The three friends were all exhausted as they made their way to the bar, Cheerliee has just spent her entire Saturday grading papers, working on next week's schedule, Checked every last paper on all of next week's assignments, and replacing all of them that had something wrong with them, be it blurry words, or spelling errors. Carrot top had spent her day harvesting her carrots, dealing with several hungry critters in the process, cleaning them all, and putting them up for sale, only for an entire bucket of them to be stolen when she went to the bathroom. Nurse Red Heart had been giving Vaccination shots and had been stuck holding her office door shut for over an hour while a group of retards yelled at her about why Vaccination was dangerous and demanded she hand over her entire supply so it could be destroyed and other bullshit, she might have been stuck there longer if Bigmac hadn't come in to get Applebloom Vaccinated and had proceeded to scare the entire group away by walking towards them.

"I seriously need a Drink" Red Heart muttered in exhaustion

"Tell me about it," Carrot top said, rubbing her head "140 bit's of product, stolen like that!" She shook her head "Gonna take me a month to re-grow that much missing crop!"

"I just wanna sit down and not do anything." Cheerliee responded, "Just need a nice relaxing..." The Trio stopped and turned to one of the bars. There wasn't anything special about it, in fact, it was the least interesting looking bar Ponyville had. but inside they could hear the merriest of off-key singing.

"CELESTIA IS GREAT, BEER IS GOOD, AND PONIES ARE CRAZY!"

"I think I'll have whatever those ponies are having." Carrot top said as she walked towards the bar, the other two looked at each other and shrugged.

"Not our regular bar, but what the hell, I'm open to new things," Cheerlie said as she followed after her friends.

"Alright, guess it's decided then" Red Heart replied as she followed at the end, the Trio walked inside and found the oddest of sights, the Bar was mostly empty, save Spike and Berry Punch of the Dance floor, both swigging bottle as the sang drunkenly,

"HE SAID I FOUGHT TWO WAR'S!" They sang "BEEN MARRIED AND DIVORCED!" The Trio watched them dance for a moment before Carrot top walked to the Bartender

"Hello, Sunshine." He said with a tip of his hat "What can I get you?"

"What are those two drinking?"

"Pasión Azteca" He replied "it's about a million bits a bottle.

"Holly fuck!" Carrot top replied slack-jawed "I can't afford that! Da..." Suddenly the singing stopped and Spike came to the counter.

"Hey, Bartender 'hic' Guy!" Spike said holding up his golden card "Give me...give me..." He pointed at Carrot top, then back at Red Heart and Cheerlie. "Give me 5 bottles of that thing again." all three of the mare's stood slack jaw as the card was rung and Spike left three of the bottle of the counter. "Not being able, hic, to have a fun night cause of money, hic, sucks! So have a bottle ea, hic,ch! On me!" Spike said as he walked back to Berry Punch and put the two bottles on a table before grabbing the half full.

"Were wh,hic,ere we?" Berry Punch ask.

"I don't know Let's start over!"

"Sound Great!"

"THIS OLD MAN AND ME!" The started off key, The Trio sat down at the counter and each took their bottle of the expensive alcohol.

"Welp I'm probably never gonna get to taste one of these again so...Bottom's up!" Cheerlie said as she popped the top and poured it in a shot glass provided by the Bartender.

"Bottom's up!" Her two friends called back.

"Bottom's up!" Spike and Berry called as the took a large swig.

-30 minutes later-

"FRONT PAGE OBITUARY! HE WAS A MILLIONAREE! HE LEFT HIS FORTUNE TO, SOME COLT HE BARELY KNEW!" The Duo had become a Trio as Carrot Top was now singing with them, albeit not drinking with them. Red Heart was laughing at them as Cheerlie sat on the sideline clapping with their song, out of nowhere Red Heart got up and walked over to Spike.

"Hey, Handsome! Wanna dance?" She asked.

"I'd be honored to!" Spike replied as he took her hand and danced off with her, Berry Punch walked over to Carrot top and grabbed her.

"Look's like it's you and me then!" She said to the Laughing mare

"Let's dance then!" Carrot top replied as she swung with her, After a moment Cheerliee joined in the dance and she and Red Heart began stealing Spike from each other.

-20 minutes later-

Spike opened the front door with a hic, and moved to let the 4 mare's walk in, Spike closed the door as the 4 mares's started laughing at what they where doing, seral bottles where left on the counter as they moved to the bedroom, Spike stood back and watched as the Cheerlie and Carrot top Took of Berry's shirt and pushed her to the bed, pulling her pant's down, with a happy Sound, Carrot top pulled her panties down and dug in, Berry moaned where lost as Cheerlied kissed her and started squeezing her girls, as Spike watched he felt a tugging and looked down to see that Red Heart had stripped down and was pulling his pant's down, She lead him to the bed and he lay down next the Berry, Cheerlie broke their kiss and started suckling. Red heart got Spike's clothes off and started riding him, Berry Punch looked over at Spike who looked back and kissed her.

Red Heart was the first to fall, her sex drive didn't even last to Spike's as she orgasmed Spike smiled as she fell on him, he picked her up, removed himself from her and lay her on the bed. he looked over at the other's, Carrot top was now ridding on Berry, and Cheerlie had been forced out of the fun, Spike walked behind her and put his arm's around her.

"You seem lonely." He said Cheerlie smiled at him

"Oh! Not anymore." Cheerlie leaned over the bed and presented herself, Spike grabbed her hips and was about to go in when Cheerlie smiled "Not that one" She said happily, Spike got it and left her marehood alone, with a pop Cheerlie let out a moan as Spike got to work. Berry and Carrot were full-blown now, Berry was on top now and threw Carrot tops shirt to the floor, she pressed their girls together and kissed her, all the while never stopping to rub their marehood's together. Carrot top moaned in her mouth as the squeezed together, Meanwhile, Red Heart was now sitting against the headboard and just watching, too tired to participate any farther.

"Almost there," Spike said as he moved faster, Cheerlie grabbed the Bed Sheet's as she was pounded, with a loud moan Carrot top came, panting hard as she lay on the bed, Berry got off her and looked down at the now sleeping mare before turning to Spike and Cheerlie, she got in front of Cheerlie and sat down with her leg's spread apart,

"Would you mind finishing for Carrot top?" She asked. Cheerlie grabbed her hips and dug in, all three of them moaning and groaning as the moved, finally all three came, Cheerlie made an odd noise as Spike picked her up and lay her on the bed, Red Heart waved at him, looking exhausted, Spike, made to lay down when a pair of hand's went around his wait.

"I think you're forgetting somepony," Berry said as Spike turned to her.

"OK just give me a moment to rearrange our friends, Spike picked up Carrot top and lay her next to Red Heart, he moved over to Red Heart and lowered her farther down the bed so she was laying down, she muttered sleepily before passing out with her friends, Finally Spike lay down in the open space and Berry got on top of him,

"Now then," She said with a drunk smile "Time for my favorite part of the night." Berry put her hand's on his chest and began the motion, Spike grabbed her and pulled her into him and the two kissed as she moved up and down on him, both too tired to actually get off on the activity as the fell asleep in each other.

-Morning-

This time Spike woke up to a lot of hands's on him, he opened his eye's and found both Red Heart and Cheerlie snuggling him, the sound of moaning and pleasure made him look up and find Carrot top was riding him, there where pot's and pan's sounding in the kitchen when Spike spoke up.

"That was a hell of a night."

"You'll have to tell us about it" Cheerlie replied, looking up at him.

"All I know is I walked into a bar, you got up expensive ass alcohol..." Red Hear stared.

"And now I'm living the dream." Carrot top said as he moved her hip's faster.

"I'm making Breakfast." Berry Punch called, looking in on the room.

"What do you want to eat before we all head out."

"Where are going?" Spike asked as he got up and let Carrot top lean into her, Cheerlie and Red Heart getting up with him Carrot top's moaning telling him she was about to finish.

"To Canterlot, I agreed to share, so since we're already married it'll be faster to go to Canterlot and sign the legal hearding papers.

"Oh," Spike said as Carrot top finished, panting hard as she got off Spike Before Spike could move Cheerlie took her place and Carrot top took Cheerlie's. Spike blinked. "How long have you three been doing..."

"About an hour." Red Heart responded as she snuggled him and Spike sighed.

"Can we at least wait till I get my coffee?" He asked,

"When I'm done." Cheerlie replied, "I called in and took the day off from work so I'm not wasting a second here."

"I'm my own boss." Carrot top replied as she rubbed her face against Spike.

"I just called in." Red Heart said as Berry looked in on the event and put the plates down.

"Breakfast is ready." Carrot top and Red Heart grumbled as the left Spike's side, Spike shrugged and flipped the script on Cheerlie who blinked.

"Sorry but I'm hungry and thirsty." He said as he pulled her up and began doing his best to get her off, she let out a high moan as Spike leaned over and suckled on her,

"Yes, yes." She moaned as Carrot top looked in on them.

"HEY!" She said angrily

"You can go after I've eaten my food," Spike called back and with a final push Cheerliee finished, she panted as Spike exited her and helped her up.

"Um, Spike." Berry said as she walked in "Cheerlie may have finished...but I don't think you did." Spike looked down and swore.

"Celestia dammit" He grumbled as Berry got on her knee's

"I got it" with a quick lick Berry put her hand's around his wait and Spike put his hand on her head, Cheerlie walked out of the room as they did this.

"Where's Spike?" Red Heart asked, tying on a number of robes Berry had put out as their clothes where all being washed.

"I failed to finish him off with me." Cheerlie said as she took a rob "So Berry's sucking him off, should only be..." There was a sigh of relief from the room "About nowish" She said as she tied it on and took a seat at the small table. Spike and Berry left the room and they both put on a rob before sitting at the Table, Carrot Top giving a gloating smile as Spike sat next to her.

"So." Berry said as she picked up a glass of Apple juice "It's time for our first, and most important, family meeting...who's house are we living in? my mine's not nearly big enough." The others blinked and thought on this, it was true that Berry's Apartment was much too small for anything past what they where doing now, even then Spike and Red Hear where awkwardly sitting on the floor, the table was too small for their food and drink's to be put on.

"My house isn't small, but it's certainly not big enough for all 5 of us."

"And that's before all this fun stuff catches up with us and one of us gets pregnant." Red Heart added.

"Actually." Spike interrupted "To do that one of you would have to drink a , very hard to make, potion." the 4 looked at him.

"Where could one get one of these potions?" Carrot top asked.

"I have no idea," Spike replied, Carrot top opened her mouth but Cheerlie cut her off

"Question's for later, we need to fix our living arrangements."

"If it's the only option I can just go take my beating from Twilight and then try and convince her to let yall move in." before any pony reply to that Spike hiccuped and spat out a small fireball that formed into a letter, Spike picked it out of the air and read it.

"you have about 10 second's to cover yourself before I arrive?" He read aloud, he looked around at his new family and they shrugged when a bright light made them all jump, Spike looked behind him and saw Princess Celestia, The 4 mare's all froze, "Oh...hi Mom."

Author's Note

Ok, I wasn't sleep deprived when I wrote this one, I just drank 4 pot's of Coffe first.