Drunk and In Love

by Silver Butcher

Chapters

Getting ready to go
Train trust
Preparation
Twilight's Rage
Unfortunate Timing
Drunk Love
One last Time
Preparation
Practice round
Time running out
Accidental rumors.
The Ceremony
The Reception
The 'After' Party
Breakfast
Home
Just a normal Breakfast

Getting ready to go

It took a few minutes to remove Spike from Carrot top. but it was finally done, at the cost of Red Heart.

"Well great" She muttered as Carrot top snuggled her "Now I'm the Pillow."

"I'd help you out," Cheerliee said as she grabbed Spike's arm.

"But it's our turn." Berry Punch said grabbing his other arm and dragging him to the Living room.

"I'm sorry Red Heart!" he called back.

"I don't blame you I blame thEAH!" Red Heart shriek as Carrot top's sleeping hand's squeezed hard on one of her girls. Carrot top mumbled sleepily and Red Heart sighed "Great."

Spike meanwhile was sitting on Berry's couch sighing as the two worked together to suck him off.

"Can't we do something for like 5 minutes that doesn't involve sex?" he asked.

"Yeah," Berry said popping the tip of her mouth and switching off with Cheerliee. Cheerliee sucked on the top and Berry began licking the shaft. "We can stop now if you want?"

"You can stop when you're done." Spike responded, "You stated me, you can finish me." But after that, no more Hankey-Pankie till after the Wedding." Cheerliee popped the tip out

"If that's the case." The two mares stood up and got on either side on Spike's meat before squishing it in-between their individual marehoods.

"Then we're going all out now," Berry said as the Two began grinding up and down. Spike let out a moan as they went to work, not one for surrender, Spike set his tail to work behind Cheerliee, who had already expressed her interest in both end's last night, and began grinding her with it, using his hand's to massage Berry's chest, within a minute the two's plan had failed as the broke apart, Cheerliee happily letting his tail have it's way with her Berry watch as Spike's tail exited and entered her, From the sound of it Cheerliee was having a hell of a time, Not to leave a job unfinished Berry got on Spike and put his meat inside her, before humping away on him, Cheerliee lost first, with a moan she exploded, Spike stopped moving his tail and let her move through the motion before removing the soaking wet thing.

"Now I need a bath," he muttered, Berry pointed down the hall.

"Then let's move, you wash, I'll pleasure." Spike put his hand's on her rear as she wrapped her leg's around him, he stood up, Cheerliee waved at them as they left.

"Let's do that again sometime," She said as she pulled herself up and sat on the couch. after a moment she heard a loud

"OW!' and the movement of Bed Springs, Red Heart flew out the door, and grabbed a rob.

"What happened in.."

"I don't wanna talk about it." She responded as she put her rob back on, Just trust that Carrot top got too handsy and leave it at that. After a moment Carrot top exited the room, a handprint of her face, she looked confused.

"What happened?" She asked.

"You slapped yourself in your Sleep form the looks of it" Red Heart replied.

"Where are Spike and Berry?" She asked as she picked a robe up off the floor, Cheerliee got up to do the same

"Bath," Cheerliee said as she tied her robe on and sat on the Hoof rest, Carrot top having stolen her seat. The Trio waited for the two to come out, but instead came to them when the heard the sound of a cork, the two walked down the hall and into the room across from the bathroom, The room was small and housed several shelves full of cheap booze. Spike and Berry looked at them, both holding wine bottles.

"Sup?" Spike asked as he popped his cork.

"No!" Cheerlie said, "You two can't drink today!"
"But I'm a Drunk!" Berry had complained as Cheerlie took her Wine bottle away.

"And I really need a drink," Spike added as Red Heart took his Wine bottle away.

"Neither of you need a full bottle of wine right now."

"But we want it!" They complained Cheerlie sighed.

"Look, I can live with this," she said motioning to the Bottle " I honestly can. But you two have to wait until After The Wedding to get drunk, we can all come walking up to our own ceremony with almost half of us drunk off their asses."

"I'll have you know I'm awesome when I get drunk" Spike responded in defense.

"Spike." Carrot top said leaning on him. "You got drunk, you got married, you got drunk again...and now your getting married again." She pointed at him "So I don't want to have to deal with you getting drunk again and bringing more mare's home...unless I ok them."

"Unless we ok them!" Cheerlee interrupted "We're a family, and if we want to add more ponies to this family we all have to agree on them." Cheerliee looked at Spike for a moment before adding "besides, just being with Spike for an hour has killed my designer for colts."

"I'd say," Carrot top said.

"One you go dragon...there is no going back." Red Heart added with a smile "especially after..." Red Heart covered her mouth as the other's looked at her.

"After what?" Carrot top asked suspiciously. The four mare's turned to her,

"Um." Red Heart said looking at Spike in embarrassment, he just shrugged.

"Offer it, but don't sell it," he said simply.

"Offer what?" Berry asked in confusion.

"Let's just say..." Red heart said thinking of how to say it without actually saying it "That Spike has a secret sex move." Red heart started drooling "No colt could do that to me." She added as she remembers.

"What!" Berry Punch asked, "Spike you've been holding out on me!" Spike shrugged.

"Red Heart was the first one to be in the right place for me to do it Before I've either been drunk or I'd just woken up." He smiled "She just got to experience it so I didn't finish without her."

"WAIT, WHAT!" Carrot top demanded, "Was this when I was sucking you off!?"

"Yea." Carrot top swore

"I missed it!" She muttered angrily when a loud buzzing sounded behind her, the 5 had gotten their clothes out of the dry and had almost all gotten dressed when Spike spat out the tickets and a Letter.

"Dear Spike, I've invited a large number of your friends, please accept my extream apology as I don't know your wives well enough to invite their families, here are the tickets your train arrives for you in 20 minutes past when I sent this. Love Celestia"

"Oh well that's not to..." Spike started before spitting out another note

"Dear Spike, something came up and I had to send you the note. you now have 5 minutes, Sorry, Luna."

"Mother dammit," Spike muttered as he took the tickets and handed them to Cheerliee.

"Why are handing them to..."

"Because out of all of us I trust you most not to lose them" He responded as she took them, Spike went back to putting his pant's on and Cheerliee gave a smug smile to the others as she put her jacket on, placed the tickets inside a pocket, and zipped the pocket up.

"I'm pretty sure he said that cause you have Zip up pockets." Red Heart said to her "So wipe that smile off."

-5 minutes later-

The Town had been mostly empty, the Foals where in school, and most ponies were working so they moved at full speed and just made it in time for the train to arrive. Cheerliee handed the conductor the 5 tickets and they all got in, Three of the five immediately wanted to get off. Their train car had a nice 5 seat chair for them to sit at, a table and magic menus, and it smelled great, that wasn't the problem, the row's and row's of Alcohol was the problem.

"Don't you dare!" Carrot top said, just managing to catch Berry trying to sneak one of the drinks into her coat.

"Come on look at this stuff!" She said, "This is some good shit!"

"Hey, they have a bottle of Pasión Azteca." Spike said

"Where?" Carrot top asked earning a bop on the noggin from Red Heart. "OW! what was that for?"

"Don't encourage them!"

"I'm not...that drinks the reason this is happening, I just wanted to take it so we could drink it with the Blue Potion."

"Carrot top that's sweet." Cheerliee said, "But Spike and Berry would steal it from you long before then." Berry raised a Finger and Spike put it back down for her.

"Yeah, you right." Berry agreed as she and Spike took a set, Cheerlie next to Spike, and Carrot top next to her, Red Heart sat next to Berry and the five waited for the Train to get going to their Wedding destination.

Author's Note

Sorry to disappoint but no sexy times next couple of chapters

Train trust

Spike and Berry Punch sat in awkward silence as they ate their lunch. To make sure they stayed sober, the other three took turns watching them. It was decided that at least one of the three would be keeping an eye on them at all times during the rest of the trip. Currently, the two were being watched by all three mares.

"So..." Berry said, breaking the silence. "Spike and I finished our meals, and we’re ready to see what other surprises this train has in store for us. So if you'll excuse–"

Berry tried to jump over her chair and make a break for it, but Redheart was quick enough to shove her whilst she was in mid-air. The mulberry pony was pushed backward and ended up on top of Spike instead. The impact sent them both sprawling onto the floor in a small dragon-pony heap.

"Hey! I didn't even do anything!" Spike complained as he tried to get out from under his wife.

"I just want a drink!" Berry moaned as she sat back up, motioning to the room around them. "Look at all this booze! This train wants me to drink, too!"

"Berry!" Redheart chided, but their was no response. Berry was too worked up and continued to freak out over her enforced sobriety. Redheart grabbed her by the muzzle and forced her to look her in the eye. "Look, I get it. You’re an addict, an alcoholic, and you’re trapped in a train car surrounded by dozens of bottles of alcohol while not being allowed to have a single drop. And it's probably 100 times worse for you since your cutie mark is about drinking. So listen, when we get to the Crystal Empire, it is going to take some time for all of us to get ready for the ceremony. If you promise me that you will sit quietly, control yourself, and NOT be late to the wedding, I will let you and Spike share one bottle for the train ride.”

Redheart’s words seemed to have a magical effect. No sooner had she spoken those words, she watched as Berry instantly switched from being panic-stricken on the floor to sitting quietly in her seat. Her ears, twitching like mad, were the only visible signs of her excitement. As Redheart nodded in approval, Carrot Top went looking for a nice-sized bottle.

Meanwhile, Spike was unaware of the deal Redheart had made with his wife. He had unintentially distracted himself with helping Cheerilee send out wedding invitations.

"And Cherry Blossom is her full name?" he asked Cheerilee, who nodded in confirmation. Spike wrote that down on a piece of spare paper and sent it off with a small burst of emerald flame. Then he turned to Redheart.

"Hey Redheart, is there anypony you want to invite to the wedding? Family? Friends?"

"No. My parents would just ruin it for me," She responded as Carrot Top came back with two shot glasses and a big green bottle. Spike's attention shifted immediately.

"What did I miss, and do I get some?" he asked.

"You have to share with Berry."

"Just like the night we got married, and that lasted a good 20 minutes."

"Spike, you have to make this last an hour and a half." Spike's right eye twitched, then he blinked as he reached an epiphany.

"Holy shit! I'm an alcoholic!" he cried, earning a laugh from Berry.

"Spike, please tell me you only just now figured that out," Berry chortled.

"I don't wanna." Berry fell into a spasm of laughter. The other three only just managing not to join her.

"Spike," Cheerilee giggled as she put her hand on his shoulder, "please never change."

"Berry?" Redheart asked as the mare’s face hit the table. "Are you...?"

"I need a minute!" she gasped, still laughing hard. "Oh dear mother-in-law, I need a minute!"

While the others were distracted by his wife’s was in hysterics, Spike slowly reached for the bottle. However, Carrot Top pulled it out of reach at the last second.

"I will be pouring, thank you very much," she said. "It’s not that I don't trust you, Spike. It’s just that I don’t trust you or Berry with booze."

-10 minutes later-

"....Chimecherry or Cherrychanga!" burst Spike, laughing himself silly. Berry Punch took a shot as she laughed along with him.

"I remember this story!" she laughed. "You told me this when we got married!" she laughed as Redheart rubbed her head.

"Hey Spike," she said, gaining the tipsy dragon’s attention. "I get that you like that story, but maybe you should tell another one since, you know...you've told it four times in a row." Spike blinked at her.

"What?" he asked. "Speak up, pretty lady! You're blurry and smell like sex!" he laughed at nothing as Berry hit his back. Redheart, however, looked at him in shocked silence.

"Do...do I really smell like sex?" she asked, anxiously sniffing under her arm. Her eyes widened in horror as she made a startling realization. "Oh sweet Celestia! We all fucked, then just left!" She planted her face on the table. "WE ALL SMELL LIKE SEX!"

"What?!" Cheerilee yelped, sniffing her arm before freezing in place. "Fuck!"

"Maybe we should have showered first." Carrot Top said as she rubbed the back of her head. Spike laughed at them with a hiccup.

"Maybe you should jump in the pool!" he laughed.

"Spike this is a train!"

"This is the Gem Train!" Spike barked back, holding his shot and unintentionally tossing it in his own face as the tried to drink it. "It’s a luxury train line, usually reserved for royalty or nobility. There's a pool, a spa, there's even a game room! And the pool has these nice little bubbles and..."

"OK." Cheerilee said, taking control of the situation. “We are going to very quickly wash the stink off ourselves in that pool,” she said commandingly, pointed towards herself, Redheart, and Carrot Top. “And you two," She added pointing at Spike and Berry "are going to go to the spa!"

"There's a spa?" Spike asked in awe.

-20 minutes later-

"Oh, I feel so much better." Cheerilee sighed, as she slipped her pants on. "I wish I could take a bath like that every night!"

"Tell me about it!" Carrot Top said as she clipped her overalls back on. "I feel refreshed and ready for the day."

"Well that's good," Redheart said while buttoning up her overshirt, "cause we're all getting married today. And now that we don't smell like an orgy, we should go get Spike and Berry and take our seats again."

The three earth pony mares made their way to the next car over, where the spa was located. They looked all around the room for their two companions, but—much to their dismay—it was completely empty.

"What!?" sputtered Redheart. "But this is the last car on the train! How did two drunk idiots sneak past us?!"

The trio turned back and made their way back to their original train car. But when they arrived, they were greeted with an unwelcome sight. Nine empty bottles lay on a nearby table, music was playing over the speakers, and their two drunk friends/fiancées were sleeping peacefully before them. They both reeked of booze as they snored in their seats. Spike snored loudly as the unfinished bottle in his hand spilled onto the floor. Meanwhile, Berry Punch’s head was drenched in alcohol, the source being an almost empty bottle in her hands.

"Celestia, dammit!" Carrot Top swore. "Great."

"Isn't it?"

The three mares jumped at the sound of the unfamiliar voice. Standing behind the counter stood Princess Cadance, who waved happily to the trio.

"It was super cute to see you worry about them, but honestly, I feel like giving them Canterlot Snooze worked out better."

"Wha..?"

"It's a drink made to knock ponies out. Its was outlawed years ago, but I held on to those babies..." she pointed to the two bottles Spike and Berry were holding, "just in case. Never know when you might need to knock somepony unconscious." She smiled at them as she jumped over the counter. "Oh, and just so you know, you arrived at the Crystal Empire a little while ago. We were just waiting for the right moment to drug these two," she smiled. "Now it'll be 100 times easier to get them measured for their wedding attire."

"I can't...I...I don't know how to respond to that," Redheart said perplexed, slowly shaking her head. "This seems kind of..."

"Fucked up?" Cadance offered. "Completely. But this was the best way to make sure these two's outfits could be finished on time. Now would you like me to carry them, or would you rather do than honors?"

"These two idiots are ours," Cheerilee instantly replied. "I get the feeling that this is going to be a regular occurrence with us. So now's a good a time as any to get use to carrying them around for when they inevitably reach their alcohol limit and pass out at a bar somewhere, leaving it up to us to take them home."

Princess Cadance cast a Evaporation spell to dry up all the liquor covering Spike and Berry. Once the two were dry, the three mares quietly worked to lift them up. Cheerilee and Redheart each placed on of Berry’s arms around their shoulders and hoisted her onto her hooves. Carrot Top picked up the drunken Spike and placed him over her shoulder—much like she did back in Berry’s apartment. Princess Cadance softly whistled at the sight of the yellow mare’s feat to strength.

"You’re a lot stronger than you look," praised Cadance as she opened to train car’s door. "I'll have to make sure your dress is a little sturdier than the others to avoid ripping. Just follow my husband, he'll lead you to the castle. I'll meet you all there!" she beamed. There was a flash of light, and Cadance disappeared.

"Why can't we just be teleported there?" Carrot Top grumbled.

"Their stalling for time," Redheart responded. "Making sure everything's ready for us when we get there."

"Yeah," Cheerilee added. "Because leaving to take a train ride, locking us in said train, then making us walk through a highly populated area with two drugged companions is just polite."

Author's Note

I, Silver Butcher, do not endorse drugging others to make them fall asleep, I will, however, use it as a plot device.

Special thanks to Starblade for editing

Preparation

"Wow!" exclaimed Redheart as she looked around the empire. "I've never actually been here before. This place is amazing!"

"Really?" Shining Armor asked.

Redheart, Cheerilee, and Carrot Top—who were carrying an unconscious Spike and Berry Punch—found Shining Armor and an armed escort waiting for them outside the train. The train station was located outside of the barrier protecting the Crystal Empire, leaving it covered in knee-deep snow. The three mares weren’t too thrilled with having to walk through the frigid landscape while carrying their fiancées. But their attitude changed once Shining Armor escorted them through the barrier.

The real reason why Princess Cadance hadn’t simply teleported them to the castle was because she was throwing a surprise parade in their honor. Shining had led the girls up to small float made especially for them. Now, the group was in the middle of the parade, gradually making their way towards the castle.

"Why would you all go through the trouble of doing this for us?" Carrot Top asked, "I mean, now that I know who his mother is, I get that Spike's royalty. But he's never said anything about it before or flaunted it about. I honestly thought he was Twilight's butler."

"Oh, that’s because Spike's a hero here," Shining responded.

"Spike's a hero?" Cheerilee asked. "I didn't know that. You know, I hate how slow this place is on sharing their history! I ordered some books on the Empire's history several months ago to teach it to my class, but by the time I get them, I'll be teaching the next generation!" she grumbled angrily.

"So what exactly did Spike do?" Carrot Top asked as she grabbed Spike’s tail and threw it over her shoulder.

"You know," Redheart said, "you can put him down now. We already set Berry down and..."

"You’re right. I can put him down. I just don't wanna," Carrot Top replied as she snuggled into Spike’s side.

Shining Armor thought it would be too embarrassing for Spike if the entire empire saw him being carried over a mare’s shoulder like a sack of potatoes. So Carrot switched to carrying him on her back, piggy-back style. The slumbering dragon mumbled in his sleep and licked her face.

Cheerilee giggled. "I can see why." She looked around at all the crystal ponies waving at them and taking pictures. "So...I don't suppose you could tell us why Spike is a hero here?"

"Oh, well..." Shining said.

-10 minutes later-

The parade came to an end once all the floats reached the castle. Shining and the mares disembarked from their float and made their way towards the entrance. On the way, they stopped to gaze at a giant, crystalline statue of a familiar dragon whelp holding a large heart.

"Is that Spike?" Carrot Top asked, looking up at the statue. "He looks a little...overweight."

"Yeah. That’s him back when he was still considered a baby dragon," Shining responded. "It was baby fat."

"He did all that shit as a baby?!" marveled a slack-jawed Cheerilee.

"Dragon growth is weird....don't quote me on that. From what Twily told me, dragons age a lot slower than other races—except alicorns—resulting in their longer lifespans. However, since Spike was raised around ponies, his mental age far outstripped his physical age. So at the time, he physically a baby in “dragon years,” and mentally a pre-teen in “pony years.”"

Shining motioned towards the castle entrance. "Anyways, let’s go inside. We already have a room set aside for you five that should be ready. You can drop Spike off there while my wife takes you three, and your sleeping friend, to get fitted for your wedding gowns."

Shining Armor led the group into the castle, taking them up several flights of stairs and through several halls until they arrived at their room. Once inside, the trio of mares took a quick look around. It was fairly large, enough so to fit five people, at least. But something seemed to be missing.

"Why are there no window's in here?" Redheart asked, looking at the bare, crystalline walls.

"Because I had this room redesigned to look this way," answered Princess Cadence as she walked out from behind the open door. "That way, nothing will interrupt you five during your wedding night."

"I was promised a blue sex potion," Carrot Top stated, earning a laugh from Cadence.

"You’re very forward. I like that," she chirped. "Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you get it right before I lock you five in here," she smiled. "Now, if you'd please place Spike on the bed, we can get going."

Carrot top frowned. "I can just carry him around with us, it's no problem."

Cadence frowned, but patted Carrot Top's back understandingly. "I'm sorry, but Spike is needed for something else, and besides, he'll probably be waking up in about another 20 minutes anyways. It's for the best if we leave him here."

Carrot Top grumbled, but she reluctantly carried Spike over to the bed. Redheart let go of Berry and Shining stepped in to take her place, propping up Berry’s side so that Cheerliee wouldn't drop the sleeping mare. Redheart moved over to the bed and pulled back the sheets before Carrot Top laid Spike down. The two quietly worked together to comfortably tuck the slumbering dragon in, then placed a pillow beneath his head. Spike turned onto his side, softly mumbling gibberish.

"See you soon, Spike," whispered Redheart.

She gently kissed his forehead before rejoining the others, whom had already begun leaving. With her arms now free, Carrot Top took over carrying Berry Punch to save the others the trouble. Redheart took one last look at her sleeping fiancée, then pushed open the door and left. As the door swung in, however, a hoof stood in the way just before it closed.

Princess Cadance led the group down a flight of stairs and down more hallways. Partway through their journey, Shining Armor separated from the group as he had other tasks to take care of. His wife waved him goodbye as she led the remaining mares away.

"Have fun!" he called after them as he waved his hand. "I need to check on the food and...Oh! I almost forgot! Girls, what kind of cake do...?!"

"I want a carrot cake!" Carrot top instantly replied.

"Can I get a red velvet cake?!" asked Cheerilee.

"I'd like a coconut cake, if you can get me one!" answered Redheart.

The sound of low moaning followed by brief shuffling drew the mares’ attention towards Berry Punch. The mare had slightly woken up and started squirming in Carrot Top’s embrace.

"I...I wanna....a B-Bourbon Pum...Pumpkin Ch-...Cheesecake," she muttered drowsily.

"Just give Spike one of those, too!" Redheart added. "Otherwise, he'll just steal from her, then she'll complain, then they'll get drunk and start singing drinking songs!"

Shining looked at her in silence. "I think I'm gonna start inviting Spike over for drinks," he muttered, making his way down the stairs. "You four have fun!"

The four mares followed the princess down a hall and into a room off to the side full of maids. "Ok," Cadence said, "we need to take your measurements for your dresses. But you’re going to have to strip down to your underwear for this part. So if any of you are..."

"We can live with it," Carrot Top replied, "Just show us where to go and where to put our clothes."

-Meanwhile-

"How should we go about waking him up?" a voice said. Spike groaned and pulled his pillow over his head to block out the noise.

"I think he heard ya," another voice replied.

"Oh for the love of..." The pillow was ripped off Spike’s head, followed by a resounding smack. Spike jumped up, fully awake.

"WHAT?! WHAT?!" he cried, rubbing a hand-shaped mark on his cheek. Looking around, he found four familiar mares looking down at him. "Oh...hey guys," he said, feeling a mixture of guilt and joy. "On one hand, it's so nice to see you, on the other, I feel like I have some explaining to do." He smiled guiltily Twilight Sparkle glared down at him.

"Oh, you better fucking believe you have some explaining to do, mister!" she fumed.

Author's Note

Oooooooooooo! Spike is in Trouble.

Twilight's Rage

"So...how have you been?" Spike smiled awkwardly as he scooted away from his angry sister-figure to the other side of the bed. "Because you look like you could use a nice calming nap right abou–"

"Spike!" Twilight shouted. "I can't even...why would...how could...geagh!!" she screamed, angrily stomping her hooves onto the floor.

"What Twi means is that she's disappointed you’re settlin’ down with some mare you met in a bar," Applejack said.

"Divorce is illegal in Equestria," Spike replied.

"Then why did you MARRY HER!" Twilight yelled. "And now you've gone and convinced everypony else to bring you two down here," Spike suddenly felt sick "and make some big deal out of some stupid wedding...!"

Twilight got so worked up in her ranting that she stopped focusing on Spike. This didn’t escape his notice. He slowly, quietly slipped out of bed and scooted towards the door. Unfortunately, Spike forgot that there were still three other mares present in the room. The dragon didn’t get far before he found his escape blocked off by Rainbow Dash.

"Spike," she whispered, "Listen. I get that you don't wanna hear..." But Spike suddenly leaned in and cut her off.

"No! You listen," Spike whispered anxiously, "I’m marrying three other mares here, not just Berry. But I don’t think Twilight knows...yet."

Rainbow blinked, then her eyes gradually widened in realization. She looked fearfully at a Twilight then back to Spike. She silently nodded her head in understanding, then held the door open for him. Spike snuck out of the room, and Rainbow softly closed the door behind him. The moment he heard the soft *click* of the door closing, Spike booked it down the hall, moving as fast his legs could carry him.

"And furthermore...wait, what?" Twilight finally noticed her brother had fled. She searched the room, but her studious gaze found no trace of purple dragon. "Where did he...?" Applejack and Fluttershy pointed over to Rainbow Dash, so Twilight turned her focus to her.

"Rainbow Dash! Why would you just let him leave?!" demanded Twilight as she marched towards the door.

"Well...you see...the thing is..."

Spike had just turned down the bend in the hall when the door to his room suddenly exploded. The door flew through the air and embedded itself in the wall beside him. More surprisingly, Spike discovered that Rainbow Dash was stuck in the door itself. The cyan pegasus turned to look at him with a sympathetic, yet painful grimace.

"Yeah, you might want to get a move on," she said, "She's pissed."

"I figured," Spike replied. He tore down the hall, running on all fours to increase his speed. Suddenly, a bolt of lavender magic passed overhead, barely missing him. "Hey! Don't fire lasers at me!" Spike yelled over his shoulder. "I'm getting married today, and I don't wanna embarrass my wives by looking like charcoal!"

"...and I want my cutie mark in the middle of the dress," Carrot Top said.

After stripping down to the their underwear, Spike’s four fiancées were quickly brought before the pony making their wedding gowns. Naturally, Rarity volunteered herself for the position. She couldn’t possible allow anypony else to have the honor of making the outfits for Spike’s big day. And with Spike otherwise occupied, Starlight offered to be her assistant. She began taking the mares’ measurements, starting with Carrot Top then moving onto Cheerilee. Redheart and Berry were sitting off to the side, waiting their turn. With Starlight taking measurements, Rarity was free to focus on designing the mares’ ideal wedding dresses based on their input.

"And I don't want any shoulder puffs or sleeve puffs," continued Carrot. "Also, don't make it too long...or too short! I don't want anypony but Spike seeing above my knees...or my actual knees for that matter."

Rarity erased a few lines, then made the corrections to the dress’ design. "Ok, darling. Now, how do you want the sleeves to look?"

"I want them to go over the palms of my hands, but I don't want anything on my fingers."

"Alright, I believe I can..." The entire room shook as an explosion sounded above them. "...oh dear."

"What was that?" Redheart asked.

"Um...Cadence, darling, could you go make sure Twilight isn't trying to kill Spike?" Rarity asked.

"On it," Cadence replied, racing for the door. "Don't worry, it's probably nothing!" she called back, an uneasy smile on her face.

Once she left the room, she immediately teleported to the room they had left Spike. She found Fluttershy helping Applejack up off the floor. Spike, Rainbow, and Twilight were nowhere to be seen, and neither was the door to the room.

"Um..." uttered Fluttershy upon noticing Cadance’s arrival. She seemed like she was looking inward for the right words to say, but ultimately gave up and pointed towards the empty doorway. Cadance walked over and stuck her head into the hallway. It didn’t take her long to spot Rainbow Dash, whom was still embedded in the wall with the door.

"She is pissed!" shouted Rainbow. "Probably should have told her about the four wives thing before Spike got here."

"Luna was supposed to do that!" Cadence responded as she flew towards her.

"No, Luna's helping Pinkie bake the cakes. I'm pretty sure Celestia said she’d..."

"She's in charge of the presents!" Applejack shouted as she arrived. She and Fluttershy followed after Cadance and were now working together to get Rainbow unstuck from the wall. "Pretty sure it was you," she said, looking towards the pink alicorn.

"I was busy drugging Spike and Berry so they wouldn't get blackout drunk before the wedding started!" cried Cadence defensively. She flew around the corner and after Spike and Twilight. It wasn’t hard to track them. She just had to follow the signs of destruction, and the ever increasing sounds of laser fire and screaming.

"Can't we talk about this like reasonable adults!?" Spike pleaded before dodging another laser blast aimed at his head. "STOP WITH THE FUCKING LASERS! Yell at me all you want, I can live with that. BUT NO LASERS! YOU SCUFF UP MY SCALES AND I'LL FUCKING TORCH YOU!" he bellowed.

Twilight ignored him and shot another laser blast at him anyway. True to his word, Spike spat a fireball back at her in retaliation. Twilight’s eyes opened wide with surprise as the head-sized ball of flame came hurtling towards her face. She teleported at the last second, leaving the fireball to harmlessly strike the ceiling.

"Spike, what the fuck?!" she barked. "You can't just spit fire at me! I could have gotten hurt!"

"BUT YOU CAN JUST MAGICALLY TAZE ME?!" Spike yelled back over his shoulder.

With his eyes focused behind him, Spike didn’t see the descending staircase he was fast approaching. As a result, he lost his balance on the first step and tumbled head over heels down the stairs.

"Ow, ow, ow!"

Spike landed at the bottom of the stairs on his back in a disheveled state. His body was battered, bruised, and incredibly sore all over, but the dragon didn’t let the pain stop him. Almost immediately, he rolled onto his belly, got up on all fours and took off again. Twilight, still at the top of the stairs, made to go down after him but was stopped when she suddenly found herself trapped in a large, pink bubble.

"Ok Twilight," Princess Cadance said, her horn glowing as she lowered the bubble to the floor. "I get that you're mad, but we just need you to calm down and..."

"Why are you so okay with this!" Twilight demanded, pointing an accusatory finger at her former foalsitter. "Spike is getting married to some skanks he met in a bar YESTERDAY!"

"Remember when I told you and your friends the story of how Shining Armor and I became a couple. Even before he and I officially got together, we both realized that we were destined for each other. And that was only after knowing each other for about a week," Cadence replied. "It's not that uncommon for two ponies to quickly form a relationship. I mean, heck, that Donkey guy in Ponyville...Cranky Doodle, I think...he and Matilda only knew each other for like 2 hours in their first meeting, and he spent most of his entire life travelling the world looking for her. And after he finally found her, they spent seven months in each other’s company before getting married. Sure Spike did it a lot faster, but he agreed to..."

"HE WAS DRUNK!"

"Ok, so they had a little fun while drunk. So what? They still all liked each other enough to agree to get married after they woke up in his bed." The hall grew deathly silent as a sudden chill filled the air. The look of horrified shock, quickly followed by unbridled rage, told Cadance she had just made a crucial mistake. "And...you didn't know they'd had sex already, did you?" she asked nervously. "Oh dear."

"SPIKE!" Twilight roared.

"NO REGRETS!" Spike yelled.

"Spike, you can come back now!" Cadence shouted. "I got her in a bubble, but I need you to help me talk her down!"

-Meanwhile-

"Are you sure?" Rarity asked.

"Yes."

"I mean...I know this is your dress, but...really?"

"Yes, I just want a plain white dress with my cutie mark on it," Red Heart answered simply. "I'm not a very complicated pony." Rarity made a quick note on her notepad, then turned to Cheerilee.

"All I want is a dress that matches my mane color with a floral pattern—similar to my cutie mark—starting at my hip, getting wider as it goes down, and ending at my hoof on the opposite side," Cheerilee said. Before Rarity could reply, they heard Twilight and Spike yelling at each other.

"Alright, this is getting ridiculous!" huffed Carrot Top as she finished putting her overalls back on. "I'm going to drag Spike down here, and I’m not letting him out of my sight again."

"Good idea," agreed Rarity. "Twilight wanted to talk with him before he got fitted, but yes, somepony should check on them. We wouldn’t want anypony making any rash decisions," she said, sending a narrow-eyed, sideways stare towards Berry.

"I don't like the way you're looking at me," Berry Punch grunted. "What?"

"Nothing, darling. I suppose you want wine bottles on your dress?"

"Kinda. I want my cutie mark on the back, my dress colored black, and I want a red bow around the middle with red sleeves." Rarity made a note of Berry’s requests, though she made a *tsk* sound of disapproval in the process. "WHAT?! Look, if you got a problem with me, just say it!"

"Oh, it’s nothing. Nothing at all, Berry Druck."

"My last name is Punch!" She responded angrily.

"Rarity, stop being mean!" chided Cheerilee. "This is her wedd..."

"Well, technically, she and Spike are already married. Let me guess, you two were married by some drunk colt dressed as Elvis?" inquired Starlight.

While Starlight was distracting the mares from beating up Rarity, Carrot Top had already left the room in search for her fiancée. After walking down the hall and up three flights of stairs, she found Spike and Twilight arguing. Princess Cadance was caught in the middle, acting as their mediator.

"....I'm not the one marrying some bar skanks!"

"Don't fucking call any of them..."

"What? “Skanks?”"

"Twilight, I swear to Celestia and Luna I will fight you! I don't even care if I get my ass kicked, I will fight you!"

"Let's just calm down," appealed Cadence. "I don't think either one of you is helping this situation."

"Hey." Carrot Top said, getting the group’s attention. She strolled over, grabbed Spike and hoisted him over her shoulder. "I'm just here for my Spike. You two have fun." With a wave from Spike, the two went back downstairs.

"Ok...so Twilight, let's try this again..."

"Hey, Carrot Top," Spike intoned. "I almost got lasered. How has your time been?"

Carrot Top gave Spike a light kiss on the cheek. "Oh, nothing much. The girls and I were getting fitted for our dresses by Rarity. We could all hear the yelling, so when I was done, I came up her to make sure nothing bad happened to you. On a side note, standing up to Twilight for us was sweet," said Carrot Top, nuzzling her dragon affectionately. "But if anypony ever tries, or succeeds, in hurting you, come get me...I'll kick their fucking teeth in," she smiled at him.

"Aww, that's sweet," cooed Spike. "You care about me."

"I wouldn't let anypony hurt you! Not ever."

Author's Note

Swearing to Luna, when Swearing to Celestia just isn't enough.

Unfortunate Timing

Carrot top walked back into the measuring room with Spike and was instantly met with the sight of Berry Punch sitting in a chair looking extremely pissed, her expression changed when Carrot top passed her holding Spike, the two waved at each other as Spike was taken to Rarity, she who was already waiting for him.

"So who's measuring Spike?" Carrot top asked, looking around

"Well, I am of course." Rarity responded

"Like hell you are!" she snapped back "I'm not letting you see my Spike almost naked!"

"Our Spike!" Cheerliee called back as she put her jacket back on.

"Come now Darling," Rarity said, "I wouldn't steal Spike from you...the fact that you're carrying him and the look on your face tells me you'd probably kick my teeth in if I tried."

"Better believe I will!" Carrot top replied angrily "I am not letting you..."

"Measure me for a Tux?" Spike asked "I can get where your coming from" Spike replied, "If any colt tried to so much as touch you wrong I'd probably break his arm in my teeth, but Rarity is the best in the business when it comes to suits and dresses." Carrot top gave an angry grumble as she put Spike down.

"I'm watching you," she said as she walked to the waiting area, Red Heart and Cheerliee giving her I'm watching you finger sighed, and Berry walking into view and Flipping Rarity off before walking back.

"Ah, I see you've already pissed Berry off," Spike said as he took his shirt off, Cheerliee and Red Heart following Red Heart and Carrot top back to the waiting area.

"Yes, she's a little wound up..."

"You called her a Drunk didn't you?" he asked, "I know you pretty well my old friend so you can just give up trying to dance the truth around me, Applejack as taught me to see through your bullshit very well." Rarity gave a whining noise before she could speak Starlight covered her mouth.

"Rarity your on thin ice with Berry so I suggest you not use the...Wikey word around Spike's Fiance's and wife, one of them might think your flirting."

"Oh, I'm...sure more than one of them would," Spike responded. Rarity scoffed as Spike got up on the measuring stand and Starlight began measuring him,

"Sholder's and wrists are the same, Ankles and calves and slightly bigger, waist, belly, and neck are also all the same." Rarity pulled out her Sketch pad and looked up at Spike.

"Anything special for the tux?" she asked as Starlight began the ridiculous task of measuring the spines on Spike's back.

"Hm.." Spike scratched his chin "Ok I've prepared for this, alright, I want the Jacket to be the same color as Berry Punches fur, with the sleeves being the same color as Red heart's Fur, I want the pants to be the same Color as Cheerliee's fur with the Pant's Leg's below the knee matching Carrot Top's Fur."

"Oh wow." Rarity replied

"Oh, Spike that's pretty sweet and corny."

"Hold on." Spike responded "I want the Undershirt to match Carrot Top's Mane, I want all the Button's on both the Shirt, the jacket and the Pant's to match Cheerliee's Mane, I want the Bow to match Red Heart's mane, and Lastly I want the Shoe's and the Gloves to match Berry Punches Mane." He smiled "You get all that."

"Oh, Spike... you're going to look like a mess." Rarity sighed with a headshake,

"Are you crying?" Cheerliee's voice rang out.

"NO!" Both Berry and Red Heart shot back.

"But it's seemed to at least half worked." Rarity added, "ok Spikey-Wikey..." Rarity slapped her hand's to her mouth and dropped the Drawing Pad and her pen, Starlight put a Bubble around her as she finished the last of Spikes spines.

"That one is on you." Starlight said before Carrot top and Cheerliee both came around the corner.

"What was that!?" They demanded as Spike picked up his clothes and walked around them as the B-lined to Rarity, Spike rounded the corner and began re-dressing as the two angry mares began berating Rarity, who tried to defender herself only to make it worse.

"He had a crush on me when he was younger, but I alway's rejected him, I'd never..."

"WHAT SO NOW THAT'S WE'RE INTERESTED YOU'RE SUDDENLY INTERESTED!?"

"I called him that when he was..."

"BULLSHIT!" Spike pulled his shirt back on and looked over at them.

"Can I say..."

"STAY OUT OF THIS WHERE SPEAKING FOR YOU!" The two replied and Spike held his hand's up and went to the waiting room, Starlight had taken the sketch pad and was now getting things ready for when Rarity could be freed. Spike smiled at Red Heart who was now going to go join the angry yelling,

"Hello, Sweetheart." Spike tried, Red Heart stopped turned to him and gave him a kiss on the nose.

"What you did for your Tux was really sweet, now if you'll excuse me I was blowing my nose when that started and I want to know why it's happening.

"She called me Spikey Wikey and they..."

"She did WHAT!?" Red Heart demanded now rounding the corner "YOU CALLED HIM WHAT!?"

"SORRY!" Spike called as he backed up, the three mares called back

"WE DON'T BLAME YOU!"

"Alright" "Not who I was apologizing to but I'll take it." Spike shrugged as he sat down in the chair, he felt a hand on his leg and looked over at his Wife.

"Spike!" she cheered.

"Berry!" He responded

"That Camelot Snooze was awesome!" They said in unison, while the two talked about the drink Rarity was trying to get out of trouble with the mares.

"Look I feel like this is unnecessary." She said, Starlight having finished the setup work and now writing a note "I know I said some things, but I'm sure if we sit down and talk about this..." The three mares all yelled different things in unison and it came out as a loud mess to Rarity. Starlight finished her note and sent it.

-downstairs-

"Ok." Pinkie said as she pulled a Cake out of the Super Freezer "Frozen Coconut Cake, will be at the perfect temperature and ready to eat by the time the reception star..." Pinkie was cut off when a note popped into existence in front of her face.

"Let's see....blah, blah, blah...oh! That's why they ordered 5 cakes, I thought Berry and Spike were just going big, but I get it now...oh! uh oh, Princess!" Pinkie turned to Luna, who was making the Bourbon Pumpkin Cheese Cake's

"I'm not eating the Batter this time I swear." Luna replied, "I'm saving it for later since it's so Alcoholic." Pinkie watched as Luna poured an entire Bottle of Bourbon into the mixing bowl "What? Starlight told me in her last note that Berry and Spike wanted an entire bottle in each Cake."

"Rarity is about to be attacked by Spike's wives, I'll be right back after I save her." Pinkie pulled out a cart full of different food and drink and somehow rode it up the stairs. Luna looked at the CheeseCake's in front of her. "aren't Cheesecake's a kind of Pie?" she asked.

Pinkie rode into the room and jumped off her cart, leaving in front of an unfazed Berry and Spike, the latter of who used his hand to stop it in front of them. Pinkie landed behind the three yelling mares.

"WAIT!" She screamed betting the Three Mare's attention "If you'll just give me like 5 minutes I can solve all of this."

-5 minutes later-

"Pinkie thank you so much," Rarity said as Pinkie shook her friend's hand, the three mares still looked mad at Rarity.

"Lucky as shit Pinkie came in," Cheerliee said "If she hadn't Pinkie promised you didn't mean anything after explaining...I still might have socked you after the explanation." The room fell silent for the first time in 10 minutes and it imediatly filled with silly laughed.

"...Cherrychunga!" Spike laughed out,

"Hey, I love that story!" Pinkie said, jumping over all the mares and turning the corner "Tell it again I didn't hear!"

"Oh no." Red Heart cried out "How!?" The Three mare's left and Rarity moved to Starlight

"Thank's for the help!" she said irritably

"your welcome." Starlight replied looking up from a book "do you still need my help with this or..."

"No, I can take it from here, just sit in front of my workstation, and don't let anypony bother me for the next 3 hours or so."

"So...so then....what...wha...what you...you said, asked, you asked Rarity..."

"I don't like this story anymore" Berry complained. as she took a chug from her bottle before Carrot top got to her side and took it, Cheerliee taking Spike's bottle.

"Where did you three even..." Cheerliee started in dumbfounded silence at the assortment of Alcohols, soda's, and Food on the cart. "Pinkie you parked a Cart full of Booze in front of two Drunks!?"

"I need to stop you guy's from fighting, Rarity needed to make your dresses."

"I...I don't like Rarity!" Berry Heart complained "Let's talk about Carrot top! Everypony like's Carrot'hic'top!" She said waving her hand at her,

"Yeah!" Spike cheered sliding to the floor "Carrot top!" Pinkie rolled the cart away

"Sorry I got them drunk but I have to go make the Cakes, Have a great Wedding night!"

"Hey, hey Carrot top have I...have I ever told you...how...how..." Berry picked then Grabbed Carrot top by her Overal Straps "Fuck small talk" She said before Pulling the mare into a Kiss, Carrot Top glew red and pulled away. "Whoa, Berry...I'm only ok with doing that when Spike is watching," she said backing away from the Drunk mare.

"I wasn't watching." Spike confirmed face down on the floor, As Cheerliee helped him up he looked around "What are we doing? Kissing ponies?" Before anypony could answer Spike Grabbed Red Heart and pulled her into a long kiss, the other three watched in silence before they broke apart. "Yeah!" Spike cheered "we're all awesome!"

"Hey!" Cheerliee complained as Red Heart sighed "I'm the one who helped you..." Spike turned to her and stuck her tongue in her mouth before kissing her, Cheerliee felt it wrapped around her tongue for several seconds before he pulled out and sucked it back into his mouth.

"Hey...hey Spike." Berry said getting up and falling onto him "Why...why are wearing this shit, and those pants...they look ridiculous, let's get those off." before Spike could reply both he and Berry were pulled apart by magic as Cadence walked in panting.

"Ok, I just calmed down when I felt Spike and Berry go from fine to Overblown horny in like 2 seconds, what happened!?"

"They got drunk!" Cheerliee replied, "But even they weren't like this any of the other time's they've been drunk." Cadence picked up a bottle they had been drinking and sighed

"Shit." she said bluntly "They Drank Purple Crystal Berry Wine."

"The fuck is that?" Carrot top asked, rubbing her hand on Spike's back, who rubbed her a little lower with his tail.

"It's what was suppose to be in your room after the ceremony, Make's your horny as shit, and with the Blue Potion that's one hell of a sex drive let me tell you." Cadence sighed as she pulled two giggling drunks away, both of them giggling and pointing at each other "I'll just lock them in a room together for a little bit, then make them take a bath." she waved "should take like an hour top."

"What! an hour."

"This stuff was made to help Stallions who couldn't get it up, get it up and stay up for three rounds, and neither of these two had problems so they might be like this for a good while, Cadence waved at them awkwardly. "Sorry," she added as she took the two away. the three mares stood in silence, for a moment.

"Celestia Dammit Pinkie." they all said as they sat down, Carrot top kicked the bottle away. "I wanted to talk more about that birthing potion." She muttered angrily.

Author's Note

hey! Sex in the next Chapter cause this story is longer than I originally planned.

Also, Plot convenient horny Booze for an excuse to be perverted.

Drunk Love

With a loud Click, Cadence locked the door and Released Spike and Berry from her magic, immediately placing a silencing charm on the hall and setting up a barrier to keep ponies from walking into the hall. as soon as they where free Berry had b-lined to Spike.

"Hey Spike!" she said with a big smile. "I really don't like this shit...I don't like mine either, or these pants...or your pants..." Berry frowned irritably. "Spike I'm sorry I want to play around but I'm to rile up, Take your clothes off I feel like I'm icing up over here and I need you to warm me back up."

"Ok, I guess that's kind of a sweet thing to..."

"Shut up and fuck me," Berry said as she took her shirt off and threw it on the floor.

"Usually I'd want to play some too, but I get what you mean," Spike said as he began stripping with her. Berry finished and waited for Spike, he legs rubbing against each other in anticipation, as soon as Spike got his underwear off, she jumped him. Spike almost fell backward as Berry threw her arm's around his beck.

"Come on darling you moving so slow, let's get some grove in your move." Spike laughed at her as he picked her up and walked to the bed

"your drunk."

"You love me when I'm drunk."

"I love you regardless of if you are drunk or not," Spike replied as he placed the mare in the bed, she pulled him into a Kiss and the two rolled over each other on the bed. after rolling around back and forth for a minute Berry won and got on top of Spike. placing her hand's next to his head she hovered over him.

"Now just lay back and enjoy 'hic' the show." she said as she filled herself up with him, "Yeah, just relax," she said before she began rocking her hips back and forth, Spike threw his arm's around her back as she went to work on him. after a little bit of this Spike moved up and began suckling on her, Berry let out a low moan as he did this "Oh yeah, don't stop." She said he placed a kiss on one before licking around the entire breast, each cycle bringing him closer the end until with a pop he sucked away on her. Berry let out a scream of pleasure as she began moving her hip's faster. Suddenly Spike sat up, and without ever losing connection or stopping the two's lips meet as they continued going away at each other, after a second Berry ended up being the one laying down as Spike went to work on her, as he moved his hips into her's she pulled into him and with two might cries the two climaxed into each other, they let their juices flow for a moment before Spike pulled out, they sat there for a second before Berry held in to Spike's chest and made him sit down at the edge of the bed.

"Are you excited for tonight?" Spike asked with a hic as Berry got on the floor. "We're going to bonded by the Crystal heart, that's like...legendary."

"Spike I love you, and I'm so excited, but I'm too horny to talk about these things now, just let me...mmhh." Berry cut herself off as she went full throttle on Spike. Spike's tail flicked back and forth as she sucked on him, taking as much of him in as she went, Spike placed his hands on the bed as she pulled away and looked up at him. "Altho...now that I think about it, I wanna do what Carrot top did, I was hard to see when I looked in this morning, but..." Berry grabbed her girls and squeezed Spike's meat in them as she began rubbing them up and down, after getting a positive response from Spike she leaned into them and began lapping at his tip, she began speeding up the pumping.

"I think I'm about to..." Spike began. Berry immediately stopped and deep throated him, Spike climaxed and she gaged a little, she held on tight and chugged his juice's down. Berry pulled away, heavily breathing as she looked up at him, Spike pulled her up and placed her on the bed laying belly down.

"Just going to ask." Spike said as he got behind her and lightly pulled on her tail "I haven't done this with you so..."

"Do it." Berry replied immediately "I want you in every part of me." Spike pulled her tail up and began pushing in, Berry grabbed onto the blankets as Spike began moving back and forth slowly. "A little faster," she said, Spike did as she asked, after a few moments they were in a rhythm, Berry now drooling into the blankets from all she'd been doing. as Spike went to town an idea hit him.

"You know...Cheerliee liked this..." Spike's tail snaked to her Marehood and invited itself in. Berry immediately shot up and pushed Spike into her as far as he could, Grabbing his tail and pushing it farther in with her hands. Spike's tail began keeping time with the rest of him and Spike lifted Berry up by the legs as she placed her hands behind her and rubbed him. the two moved like this for a fair amount of time, both climaxing more than once.

"This is my Favorite Position," Berry said.

"What if I add this?" Spike opened his mouth and his tongue snaked over her shoulder and began playing with her Girls.

"I spoke too soon!" She responded as her girls were jiggled around.

-50 minutes later-

Cadence walked down the hall, feeling that the event was over, she knocked hard on the door.

"I recommend not coming in here," Spike called, immediately being followed up by Berry

"Cause we already have." she gave a weak laugh as Cadence light her horn, the two lay in a sticky mess on the ruined bed as a door opened to their left.

"That's a bathroom." She called "It also has a lot of water bottles and some snacks for when you've cleaned yourself off." Spike got up and looked at Berry who raised her arms up.

"I can't feel my legs." She laughed "Please Carry me." Spike picked her up and wobbly walked to the Bathroom, He walked into a Shower stall and turned it on with his tail.

"Alright hold on." Spike placed Berry in a sitting position in the stall and repositioned the shower head before grabbing everything off the shelf, from Shampoo to a Large Brush, and sat down with her. "Ok, just relax I'm gonna clean your hooves."

"I'll get your tail for you," Berry replied as she took a medium-sized brush and Spike took a small one, with that said the two began cleaning each other off.

Author's Note

I stole the Chapter name for the first story! And I don't feel bad about it at all."

Sex Chapter yay

One last Time

As soon as the duo had walked in the bath the door had been locked behind then and Cadance had come into the room wearing a Hazmat suit, picking up their clothes and placing them in a basket that teleported them to her personal Laundry room, where they were dropped into the washer.

"Yikes...gonna have to burn that bed." She said as she looked at it, she looked around the room in silence

"And when all 5 of them are locked together I'm going to have to burn the dam room after they leave." She shook her head and left with the basket as a group of maids walked past her, all wearing Hazmat suits as well as they walked in.

-Downstairs-

"Alright," Cheerliee said as she looked over the notes. "So just to clear this up, we're all okay with doing things with each other, but only if Spike is watching?"

"Oh yeah, I'd let any of you ravaging me if Spike was watching us do it" Carrot top replied, "I know he'd get off on it."

"I can live with it." Red Heart replied "tho I want Physical contact with Spike when I do that, even if it's just hand holding. I want him on me to do it." Cheerliee wrote that down when Cadence walked over to them.

"If you don't mind me asking what are you three talking about?" she asked

"Oh, just some rules" Cheerliee responded, "We'll add more once Spike and Berry get down here and we talk it out with them." Cadance nodded

"If you want you can go join them now. They're taking a shower after there...activities."

"I could go for a shower." Carrot top said as she got up "be at my best for the wedding."

"I'm down." Red heart agreed to get up, Cheerliee closed the note pad and put the pencil in its rings before putting in in her jacket pocket and zipping it shut.

"Let's go." with that the Trio followed Cadance up a flight of stairs and past the room,

"What happened to that bed?" Carrot top asked.

"Spike and Berry," Cadance responded as she led them to the next room and let them inside before closing it with a click.

"Oh hey." Spike said with a wave, "You scared me." the trio looked over at the Bubbly mess that was Spike, he waited washed himself off while the Trio stripped down and made their way to the shower.

"Berry why are you sitting down there?" Cheerliee asked, looking over at her, Berry was still leaning against a wall.

"Spike and I found a really good position." She responded, "And I couldn't feel my legs."

"What!" Carrot top demanded.

"I can move one of them sort of now, just give me like 20 minutes and I'll be good," Berry replied, moving her right hoof a little.

"Cool, what was the move?" Carrot top demanded, "And can we do it now?"

"But aren't we about to..." Spike started only to be hushed by Carrot top as Cheerliee and Red Heart began lathering up their hands and running water through their manes and tails.

"Berry got you for an hour! I wanna go!"

"I personally wanna wait for the Blue potion," Cheerliee responded with Red Heart agreeing.

"See!?" Carrot top said, "Just one round to help me get through the 4 hours of eating and ceremony."

"I personally feel waiting just makes the pay off that much better." Red Heart said as she reached for a brush.

"don't use that one." Spike and Berry said in unison, Red Heart blinked at them.

"you don't wanna know," Berry said as Carrot top begged.

"Ok." Spike gave in "just give me a minute, I need something to drink and some munchies." Spike got up and moved over to Berry to help her up.

"I want an Apple," Berry said as he carried her over to the food stand. Carrot top leaned against a wall and waited.

"Aren't you going to turn the shower on?" Cheerliee asked as she washed the soap out of her mane.

"Hell no, I'm waiting right here for Spike to come back." Carrot top responded as she looked over at the two snacking down.

"Hey, Spike?" Berry asked, "was that the Secret move Red Heart talked about?"

"Hmm?" Spike asked as he chugged a water bottle "Oh no, you see what I did with her was I used my tongue to reach deep into her marehood and began licking her inner walls." Berry Punch looked at him in silence.

"Why did you do that to me!?" She demanded

"We where horny and I came inside you, I wasn't about to put my tongue inside you after that," Spike responded with a shrug.

"I sucked you off after I came over you!"

"That was your conscious choice!" Spike responded. Berry opened her mouth, then closed it.

"That is true...but when we get the potion I want you to start with that!"

"I promise." Spike said as he got up "Now if you'll excuse me I'm going over there before Carrot top dragged me over there." Spike left and entered the shower area.

"Come on let's go." Carrot top said, grabbing him to start when Spike lightly pushed her away.

"Actually." Spike whispered "I think it's only fair to show you the Secret Red Heart and I hid from you this morning. he smiled as he took her hands and lead her out of sight before calling out.

"Cheerliee no peaking, you don't get to know what I'm about to do until after the wedding."

"What!?" Cheerliee demanded before Red Heart patted her on the back, having overheard Spike.

"It's a surprise." She said "no peaking." Cheerliee grumbled as she went back to washing herself.

"Now I regret agreeing to wait" She muttered. Spike lead Carrot top threw the shower stalls until they were at on near the far side with a door, Spike lead her inside and set her on a shower bench before facing the shower head away from them and turning it on cold.

"Alright." Spike said as he got on his knee's and looked up at her. "are you ready."

"I don't know what your about to do." Carrot top said as she spread her legs. "I just hope its as good as Red Heart made it out to...to...oh...oh...OH!" Spike had made his move as soon as she had presented herself to him, at first it felt just as good as it usually did, then Spike had unleashed him tongue, Carrot top was now standing up and holding his head as he licked deeper and deeper into her depths. "OH! IT'S BETTER!" She started humping into him and Spike just let it happen, this was for her benefit. Carrot top moaned as Spike went as deep as he could and with a cry of Pleasure and Spike felt her juices flood her face, Carrot top slowed down until she sat back down and watched as Spike sucked his tongue back up, with a pop it left her marehood and returned to his mouth.

"And that was the Secret," Spike said as he stood up and proceeded to take a step back into the freezing water he'd left on.

"Spike what are you..." Carrot top was about to ask when she noticed Spike's erection dying in the cold water before he jumped out of it shivering.

"I hate the cold." he replied with a shiver "But its the best way to calm myself down, I've done too much the past two day's and nights." Spike set the water to a warmer temperature and waited for it to heat up as he sat next to her. Carrot top touched his scales and pulled back at the chill before forcing herself to hug him.

"I'll just settle for this then." She said as he kissed his cheek and got up to check the water, once it was warm she turned the head to face Spike and say next to him as the water fell over him, she thought for a second before opening the door and calling out. "Hey, Everypony!" She said, Cheerliee peaking over the side and Red Heart in the middle of helping Berry stand up "Eveypony in the stall, no sex, let's just spend some alone time together before the event." Red Heart continued helping Berry walk and they made their way over, Cheerliee rinsed her tail out before joining, Spike at in the middle with Carrot top on his lap.

"Why do you get to sit on his lap?" Red Heart asked

"Cause this was my idea." She responded as she snuggled into him. "Anyway, Cheerliee now you can do you..."

"Oh yeah, I don't have my pen and pad but I'll just have to remember this, ok so Spike and Berry, Let's talk about sex rules, I.E what you are ok and not ok with, Like Spike are you into....penetration?"

"I don't have anything to penetrate." Spike responded, "Dragon's don't produce waist so...yeah I don't have a....you know."

"OK....I'm going to make a note about that for Biology class," Cheerliee replied.

"And Berry...?"

"I'm down for some." She replied before winking "From any of you." and with that, the Trio began asking Spike and Berry about what they were, and weren't ok with in the bedroom.

Author's Note

That moment when you get a fair bit into a story and realize you were spelling a character's name wrong the entire time.

Preparation

I get all that right?" Cheerilee asked, looking up from the notepad in her hands. Sounds of agreement resounded throughout the room. Cheerilee smiled and snapped the notepad shut. "Alright then, that’s settled. Now that we have the bedroom rules cleared up, we can work out the house rules, chore schedule, and date nights. All of which can be decided once we figure out where we're living. But we’ll worry about that later." Cheerilee put her pad and pen in her pocket and zipped it shut. "Is everyone dressed and ready to go? No lingering smells?"

"I'm fluffy and ready to go," answered Berry, giving her armpit a quick sniff. "All fresh and clean."

"Same," the other three replied. Cheerilee took point at the front of the group and knocked on the door.

"So we're all just acknowledging the fact that Cheerilee is in charge now?" Redheart asked.

"For now," Carrot Top replied. "Honestly, she's the most organized of the five of us. Next to her, it's you, then me, and Spike and Berry are tied for most irresponsible."

"That's fair," said Spike and Berry with a shrug.

The door opened with a soft *click.*

"Oh, your timing is perfect," smiled Cadence. "Rarity is just about finished with Spike's tuxedo," Cadance sighed "It's the corniest thing I've ever seen."

"It made Berry and Redheart cry!" Carrot Top called back, earning a light smack on the nose from both. "Ow," she whined. "Spike?!"

Carrot stared at the drake with big, soulful, puppy-dog eyes and trembling pouty lips. She even added a small, pitiful whimper for effect. With a sigh, Spike walked over to her, picked her up, and gave her a couple of kiss on the nose.

"You feel better?" he asked.

"I'd feel a lot better if you'd carry me to the dressing room," she pleaded.

"Hmph! Being such a baby just to get Spike's attention," Redheart grumbled angrily, "wish I'd thought of that."

Carrot Top leaned her head back and stuck her tongue out at her as Spike carried her out of the room. The group moved down the stairs and back into Rarity's base of operations. Princess Cadance left them at the door.

"Sorry I can't come with, but I only just managed to convince Twilight to stay for the wedding. She’s going to greet the guests with me so I can keep an eye on her." In a flash, Cadance teleported away.

"Wait, who's coming anyway?" Spike asked in confusion. "Nopony really told me."

"They’d probably invited your friends and family, right?" Carrot Top asked as Spike set her down.

"Who are you friends with, anyway? I mean, everypony in Ponyville knows how close you are with Twilight and the other Element Bearers, but they’re already here? Who else is left?" Redheart asked, leaning against the wall with her arms crossed over her chest.

"That would be..."

Spike is cut off as Starlight appears and gathers their attention. "Alright you five, enough chit chat. It's time to get ready." Starlight motioned them forward. "Rarity just finished Spike's tux, so come on."

The group followed her back to Rarity, whom waved at them anxiously. Being tasked with creating the perfect outfits for the stars of the wedding had made her bubbly and excited, yet also nervous.

"Your dresses are ready, dears. Spike, your tux is over there, darling," she said, pointing off to the side. Redheart made a low growling sound when she heard Rarity call Spike the d-word.

"She calls everypony, “darling,”" Spike reminded her. "She's even called you darling before. Heck, she just called you “dear.”"

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Just reflex," Redheart replied as she began to undress.

The others followed her lead; the mares and Spike began stripping out of their clothes and putting on their wedding attire. A few minutes later, Redheart was the first to finish putting on her dress. She stood in front of a full-length mirror and closely examined herself. She twirled around once, then struck a pose.

"This is nice," she complimented.

Redheart looked at her reflection with admiration as she patted her white dress down. Her most favorite part of the dress were the twin copies off her cutie mark on her hips. After a few more moments, Redheart—satisfied with the results—moved aside so the others could have a turn.

Cheerilee stepped up to the mirror next. She waved her hands across the floral pattern happily. "Oh! It’s just how I imagined. Thank you, Rarity! And...um, sorry about...blowing up at you earlier."

"Oh don't mention it, darling," Rarity replied. "You're not my first customer to do that, and you certainly won’t be the last. There are a lot of mares out there who get territorial around their stallions. One time, a couple walked in to get outfits for a friend’s party, and the mare gave me a black eye for calling her stallion “darling.”" Rarity tittered. "Honestly, I'm just happy Starlight was here to save me from you girls."

"Oh!" cheered Carrot Top as she looked at herself in the mirror. "I love everything about it!" Her dress was the most colorful so far. The top was shaded purple like Spike’s scales, the middle was orange like her mane—which matched her cutie mark that was placed on it—and the bottom was light green like Spike’s ear frills and belly scales. The hem of the dress fell just past her knees, showing off her legs, and her fingerless gloves also matched her mane. "It's just how I imagined it would be!" Carrot Top excitedly spun in a circle, unable to take her eyes of her dress. Finally, Berry Punch came over in her black dress.

"You all look nice," she praised, looking all of them over just as Spike walked over in his new tux.

"Oh, Spike..." Cheerliee breathed as she stared at his tux. "You look so silly, but your intentions are super sweet!" She gave Spike a hug as she kissed him. The two stayed in their embrace for a good few seconds before breaking apart.

"Ok, ok," Starlight said before the remaining mares could move to Spike. "Let's get moving. You all have a wedding to attend tonight, and we still need to participate in the practice wedding."

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that," Spike said, sheepishly scratching his head.

"What exactly are we doing anyway?" Carrot Top asked, "I mean...what does bonding with the Crystal Heart even..."

She flinched when a bright flash of light suddenly lit up the middle of the room. Emerging from the light was the groom’s mother. Princess Celestia blinked as she noticed the surprised faces staring at her, but smiled when she saw her son.

"Oh, Spike...is that your Tux! That's adorable!" she cooed before looking at the soon-to-be-brides. "And as for you girls...your dresses, oh they're all so..." Celestia gently coughed into her hand, then she shook her head. "Sorry, got a little carried away there. So, let's move to the practice hall, shall we?"

"No offense," Berry said, scratching her head. "But why do you need to be at the practice?"

"Oh, well I'm the one who's going to be conducting your wedding," beamed Celestia. "As princess of Equestria, I'm the nation’s most legally certified priest." The four mares looked at her in shocked silence.

"Getting married by my mother..." mumbled Spike, breaking the silence, "that’s not gonna be weird in any way." Spike looked around with his hands up. "So, are we all just walking this time or does somepony want me to..."

"I call dibs!" cried Redheart excitedly. Spike proceeded to pick the alabaster mare up and carry her like a princess.

"Ah, dammit!" Carrot Top muttered angrily as the group followed Celestia out the door. "That's supposed to be my thing."

Practice round

as Celestia lead the group to the practice area Red Heart gave a smug look at the three following and stuck her tongue out at them.

"Oh your gonna call me out on doing that but you can do it?" Cheerliee asked irritably.

"Come on." Spike spoke up "Can't I be nice to one of you individually without that one gloating over the others?"

"You can do it with me." Berry responded, "because I'm always smug on the inside."

"How can you be Smug on the inside?" Carrot top demanded

"I'm not only already married to Spike, But I fucked him first and continued to get him to myself for an entire day! And if it weren't for us getting married first none of you would have met him." the group walked on in silence.

"Well shit." Red Heart said as her smug look melted off "I envy the fuck out of that."

"Calm down," Spike said trying to think of a solution. "I can personally promise that on each of your Birthday's the Birthday mare gets me to herself for the entire day."

"But Carrot top and I share the same Birthday date!" Red Heart replied, "How's that..."

"You two can flip a coin and the winner gets me the day before."

"Hot damn I'm down for that." Carrot top replied "I want a Pregnancy potion for my birthday.

"You and I can talk detail later" Spike replied as they walked "I promise, sometime tomorrow you and I can sit down and talk about children, but for now let's just get through today."

"Fine...but I'm holding you to that."Carrot top responded as Celestia lead them into a large empty room,

"Ok," Celestia said as held up a small piece of paper "We need to do this in order so Spike You'll come and stand in front of me, during the ceremony each of you will come up one at a time when I call your name and stand around Spike where the tape is on the floor right now, there won't be any tape at the actual ceremony so try and remember where your going to be standing, Berry Punch you will be walking down the aisle first and take your place on the tape X on my right, then Carrot top you take the one next to her, then Cheerliee you next, and finally Red Heart you take the X on my left." Spike walked to his place and put Red Heart down so she could join the other mares in their respective spots as Celestia pointed above Spike. "Once all 5 of you are in the place the Crystal Heart will be placed above Spike and then I'll have to do 'fun' part and read the 45-minute speech before the vows are exch...exchanged?" Celestia's looked at the look's on the 5 faces in front of her. "you all have vows ready right? that's what the extended train ride was originally for."

"What the heck is a vow?" Spike asked in confusion "I don't remember that from Cadance and Shinning's wedding."

"Spike that was interrupted by an invasion" Celestia responded "Vows are the words spoken by couples to each other during a wedding which express both an intent and a promise. The words of the vow usually speak about the meaning and potential of the marriage." Celestia smiled at them all "And you all have to have some...except for Spike he has to write 4." Spike blinked at his mother and fell backward, being caught be Cheerliee and Carrot top before he hit the ground.

"4?" he asked in a daze "I have an hour to right 4 set's of vows for 4 different mares?" Spike looked like he was going to be sick. "I...need a pencil!" Spike shot up like a rocket

"Spike wai..." Cheerliee attempted only for the Dragon to bolt out of the room on all four

"And a lot of paper, and a desk, and something to soothe my nerves like tea or maybe a glass of warm mil..." Spike's voice was lost to the hall as he ran to get started.

"Oh dear." Berry said rubbing her head "That got out of hoof fast." Suddenly as the mares looked at each other

"DIBS!" Cheerliee pumped her arm "Yes!" she cheered as she hiked up her dress and ran after Spike.

"That's probably for the best." Berry smiled "Cheerliee's probably the best one out of the 4 of us to help Spike out with...that imparticular problem." Celestia smiled as she walked to the three and pulled them closer.

"So...this seems like a perfect time to sit down and get to know three of the four mares my son is marring, so come talk with your new Step Mother and tell her all about yourselves while you write your vows."

"Well, I think I'll start my story with how Spike and I first met..." Berry said happily.

-5 minutes later-

Following Spike was probably the easiest thing Cheerliee had ever done, mainly because the frantic dragon was moving so fast he was scratching up the floor as he ran. Cheerliee followed the scratched and noted that Spike run into a wall as he'd run, a large crack in the wall giving his movement away, Cheerliee was walking up some stairs when she heard the dragon freaking out and opened the door she heard him from, inside Spike was in a pile of Paper Twilight was sitting at a desk next to it, Rainbow Dash was laying in a bed with an ice pack on her head.

"Oh!" Twilight noted, "Cheerliee I didn't know you where invited."

"Yeah, I think the guest are supposed to be in the main hall or something," Rainbow added before Spike cut them off.

"Cheerliee's one of the mare's I'm marring." he spat before tearing the paper in his hand up and pulling up one of the other ones to restart.

"Oh, what!?" Rainbow's tone went from bored to interested in a snap "How the hell did you snag Spike!?"

"What's that suppose to mean?" Both Spike and Cheerliee asked in unison before looking at each other,

"That was neat," Spike said before scratching away at his paper again. Cheerliee looked back at Rainbow who held her arms up

"I didn't mean anything mean, just...you know...you...and Spike...and questions?" Rainbow smiled with guilt, scared of getting knocked through another door.

"We where drunk." an irritated noise sounded and the two looked at Twilight.

"gea...Spike how many of these mare's where drunk when they Agreed to marry you?"

"Only Berry was, and so was I," Spike replied as he wrote on his page, suddenly both of Spike's ear's pointed up and he tore up the page. "THE FUCK AM I WRITING!" he started tearing up the paper around him "How the fuck am I suppose to do this 4 times in 50 something minutes!" Spike switched from attacking the paper to scratching at his own face, Twilight's horn light up and forced his hand's up in the air as Cheerliee walked over and got on her knee's next to the freaking out dragon. "What am I gonna do?" Spike sounded like he was on the verge of tears, and looked it too. "What am I gonna do?" Cheerliee patted his back and he sunk his face into her shoulder, once again asking the same question into her shoulder.

"It's ok, I'm here to help." Cheerliee whispered, rubbing his back "together I'm sure we can get your vow's down."

"I'll help as well" Twilight added, "I...I'm sorry about what I did earlier."

"It's fine." Spike replied as he pulled out of Cheerliee's shoulder and took a deep breath "Just need to keep my composure and do this, ok, since your here I'll start with you." he said to Cheerliee "and once I get you down I should be able to move to Berry, then Carrot top, then Red Heart."

"Red Heart!" Twilight asked in Disbelief "Spike what the fuck non of these mares have anything in common with each other."

"I don't care." Spike shot back "There all their own mares and I love them for who they are."

"Spike what do you even know about these mares!? Do you even know Cheerliee's birthday, favorite color, her hobbies." Spike put up his hand and counted out his replied

"November 19, Light Yellow, she collects vintage School books that are out of date and she has a particular fondness in a book series about post-apocalyptic dogs." Twilight blinked at him "We had a lot of time on that train." Spike responded with a shrug. "So I got to know them better...instead of writing my vows...no regrets there tho." Spike picked up another paper and Cheerliee joined him.

"Ok so...and intent and a promise." She said as Twilight gave her a quill "Let's start with the promise part then."

Author's Note

if any of you can figure out why I made Cheerliee's birthday November 19 your awesome

Time running out

"Great!" Berry Punch said irritably, all of Spike's future wives had joined him in the room, they now only had half an hour to write their vows, and all of them were stuck on what to do. "This is just drunk ramblings! And I'm not even drunk yet!" She added as she crumpled up the page and threw it in a large pile behind her.

"Ok just relax," Twilight said as she looked over Carrot top's vows. "Just think about how you fell about Spike and..." Twilight's face turned red as she gave Carrot top her vow's back "...and maybe don't talk so much about sex." she added awkwardly

"All it said was that he was good with his t..." Carrot top started

"NO!" Twilight shot back "Don't wanna hear it! Never wanna hear about it!" She rubbed her temple before turning to Spike

"What do you have so far Spike?"

"Today I give myself to not just one of you, but all 4 of you." Spike replied with a shrug "I feel it'll save everyponies time if I just right one big vow to all 4 instead of 4 for each of them." Cheerliee poked him, earning a chuckle

"Is that all you have? I see a lot of words on that page."

"Oh, um..." Spike cleared his throat "I Promis to encourage and inspire all of you in Joy, Laughter, and all of your other delights, be it helping one of you with your work, helping one of you when you are sick or just helping any of you enjoy your day. I promise to be there when you need me, even in times of great sorrow and distress and during hardships...and that is all I've gotten." Spike declared with a nod before Cheeliee kissed his cheek

"Spike that's a great start, wanna hear mine?"

"I'd love to hear..." Spike was interrupted when the door opened and Luna's head popped in

"Excuse me?" she asked, "oh...oh I'm sorry!" She added when she saw the large family to be gathered around on the floor "I hate to interrupt but I'm here for Twilight and Rainbow, so if I could just steal them form you..."

"Happily!" Rainbow Replied as she pulled herself up "It's getting too weird in here," Twilight helped her friend out of the bed and the two left with Luna. The room was left in silence for a few seconds.

"So you gonna read that or not?" Red Heart asked, "I want some ideas."

"Oh right!" Cheerliee replied as she looked over her vows.

-Meanwhile-

"All the guests have arrived," Luna said, "And I need you to distract them."

"Already?" Twilight asked, "they weren't supposed to be arriving for another 10 minutes, I can get some of them coming early, but all of them?"

"Oh no!" Luna laughed "There on time, Celestia just decided to cast a spell on all the clocks in that room so they moved half as fast, give Spike and the girls some extra time you know."

"Why would you..." Twilight started when Rainbow smacked her. "Ow! What was that for!?"

"Because she obviously did that to give them a little extra time," Rainbow replied

"Ok, but why did you smack me!?"

"You blasted me into a door then blasted me and the door down a 30 hoof hall and into a crystal wall, you lucky I don't smack you again for the door."

"SHUSH!" Luna said irritably, forcing the two's mouth's shut as she put her ear to the door.

"...ould I mention the Pasión Azteca?" She heard Carrot top asking

"Probably not" Spike responded, "Might give off the wrong..." Luna pulled away and looked at them

"I need you two to go join your friends and distract the party, Pinkie and I are behind on the Cake's due to a misshape with the Bourbon Pumpkin Cheesecakes."

"What happened?"

"Nothing big, I just wasn't aware how Flammable Bourbon was is all, just go down to the area sanctioned off in front of the castle for the Wedding Ceremony and the Party, Just make sure everypony and nonpony are seated in their designated seats!"

"How am I suppose to know where there suppose to sit!?" Twilight demanded

"I Dunno, ask Shining that was his..." An explosion sounded in the distance and Luna turned on the spot and booked it "JUST ASK SHINING!" She called back as she ran to the sound of Pinkie Pie Swearing off in the distance. Twilight and Rainbow headed off to the front of the castle.

"I'm sorry." Twilight said again "For the...door thing..."

"I already smacked you, were even," Rainbow replied as the duo flew out a window and down to the area the party was being held. The duo landed next to Starlight having an argument with Ember.

"I already told you I don't know!?" Starlight spat back at whatever Ember had said to her when Twilight came up to her

"Something wrong?" She asked as Rainbow left to help Rarity with Thorax and a group of changelings.

"I just wanna know who my friend is marring." Ember replied, "I wanna introduce them to me, friends, here."

"Ember just relax" Starlight pleased "Spike is of legal age by pony law!"

"By Dragon law, he's a child!" Ember replied, "And Pedophiles are dealt with using extreme force in the Dragon lands!"

"Spike's 23!" Twilight cut in

"That's like 12 in dragon years!" Ember shot back "I mean hell Smolder's 35!"

"Well...Spike was raised differently!" Twilight replied, "he's of legal age for a Pony, and this is a pony wedding!"

"I don't give a shit about pony stuff, Spike is a Dragon!"

"Raised by Ponies!" Twilight spat back "He's of the mental age of a pony adult and as such..." as the two began arguing harder and harder Rainbow leaded Thorax to a table pilled up with Presents, Thorax smacked his own face.

"I'm fucking blind!" he said as he placed a present on the table "Thank you so much...oh wow." Thorax and Rainbow watched as Ember and Twilight's verbal assaults on each other began to grow out of control.

"He's too young!"

"He's of legal age by Pony law! He was born and raised here in Equestria and is therefore within his legal right's to marry!" Rainbow held her hand's up.

"Thorax trust me when I say this, back away from this or you could get blasted across the Empire." Thorax put his hand's up and bot he and Rainbow slowly backed away from the bickering on whether or not Spike was Legal or not. Applejack was leaving after having helped to make sure the CMC, Derpy, Bon-bon, Lyra and Little Strong Heart had their seats all set.

"I was really surprised to get an Invitation" Stong Heart said as she took her seat next to Apple Bloom. "I haven't talked to Spike since he last visited Applelossa."

"I'm happy I was invited" Applebloom replied, "School was super weird without Ms.Cheerliee today, we had a grumpy Griffin guy as a sub and I'm happy Big Mac took me out of school."

"You think Ms.Cheerliee had that substitution thing set up because she got invited?" Scootaloo asked looking around.

"I don't see her," Sweetie replied as she joined Scootaloo in looking for their teacher, meanwhile Lyra and Bob-bon were having their own conversation.

"...and I haven't seen her since yesterday." Bon-bon said with a head shake "Her Garden was untouched this morning, I'm worried something might have happened to her is all, maybe you should tell somepony."

"Bon-bon relax" Lyra responded Carrot top's probably just got hungover, she had a hard day yesterday after the theft of an entire basket of Carrots, she's probably just having a hard time." as the two sat in silence Derpy asked them a serious question.

"Hey, do you guy's know why I'm here?" she asked, "I'm not exactly friends with Spike, so I can't get why I was invited."

"Come to think of it." Lyra responded, "I've know Spike for a while, but Bob-bon doesn't know him all that well..."

"Oh, you two must be friends with one of the brides then." Little strong heart replied happily getting the attention of everypony at the table. "Let's see Rarity said their names where Red Heart, Berry Punch, Cheerliee and Carrot top." Stong Heart smiled as the entire table went silent and stared at her. "What?" She asked as she looked at the two groups on either side of her, "is something wrong?"

Accidental rumors.

Celestia stood awkwardly next to the door as she knocked on it.

"Spike?" She asked "Your and your wives aren't doing anything...intimate together are you?" the door opened as Spike looked at his mother in disbelief.

"Did you really just ask that?" He asked "Seriously?"

"I have something to tell you." Celestia said with a guilty smile as the 4 mare's got up "Are you all done?"

"Yeah." Berry said holding up her vows "This is the best I'm gonna be getting." Once the other 3 and Spike agreed they where done Celestia sighed

"I...might have slowed down all the clocks in this room," Celestia said pointing around "Your...and hour late for your own wedding."

-5 minutes later-

"Welp this is gonna be awful," Spike said as he watched a small group approach him, after saying a quick goodbye Spike had booked it to his position so the girls could be moved to their area for the wedding to start. As soon as he had made it to his place and caught his breath he noticed several mares making their way's towards him, after a moment he was surrounded by a variety of mares. "Afternoon." He tried with a wave as they looked at him in silence

"So." Lyra asked looking at him "What'd you do?"

"I'm...I'm sorry?" Spike asked in confusion.

"What did you do..." Lyra put her finger to his chest "...to court Carrot top, Cheerliee, Red Heart, and Berry Punch?" She looked hard at him "Cause whatever the fuck you did must have been the most impressive thing ever! Not to mention why those four exactly?"

"I...um..." Spike was stumped for an answer that didn't make it sound like a horrible thing. "They were the first ones to wa..."

"I KNEW IT!" Bon-bon said interrupting the Dragon as she got closer two "You've got your eye's on more mare's don't you! they were just the first ones you succeeded in wooing!"

"What?" Spike asked

"Don't try and deny it!" Cloudchaser said as she joined in the circle "Who else is on your list hu!?"

"I'm sorry you have a list now!?" Celestia asked making Spike jump "Why didn't you tell me!? Who's my next Daughter in law going to be!?" She asked excitably.

"Is it Zecora?" Flitter asked "One of or both of the Spa twins!?" almost at once name's where being thrown at Spike, Spike tried to think of a way out when on stuck out.

"Wait Little StrongHeart?" Spike asked, "How is she even an..."

"AHA!" Bon-Bon shot back interrupting him once again "I knew it was weird that she was just randomly invited."

"She's here?" Spike questioned again as the group broke up, Celestia smiled as she patted Spike on the back

"Who's Little StrongHeart?" she asked

"A Female Buffalo, she's part of a Buffalo tribe that kidnapped me and a tree once." Spike scratched her head "But that was the only time I'd ever met her, how was she even an option on any of their weird lists?" he asked in confusion as Celestia smiled, she lit her horn and activated the spell's she placed on all the tables to listen in on them and her smile turned into a laugh.

"It seems that you and This Strongheart are the talk of the evening right now."

"Motherdammit" Spike responded as he rubbed his temple.

-Meanwhile-

"Who the hell is Little Strongheart?" Berry asked as she joined the other 3 at the end of the carpet they were to walk down. Celestia had made them temporarily invisible so nopony would bother them until the Ceremony started.

"Never heard of them before." Carrot top replied as she messed with her gloves "Why?"

"I walked past a table and heard them gossiping she was next on Spike's list," Berry replied, there was silence for a moment.

"Wait Spike has a list?" Red Heart asked, "Since when!?"

"Let me see, I think Applebloom once told me her cousin was good friends with a Female Buffalo named Little Strongheart," Cheerliee said as she scratched her chin

"Was I on his list?" Red Heart asked, "Was he trying to get with me when we were drunk?"

"Probably" Berry replied, "Why does that bother you?"

"Why the fuck would that bother me!?" Red heart demanded happily "If Spike had a list that means I was at the very least in the top 4! And there could be like 20 mare's on that list for all we know! That being said, I want to talk to this Buffalo before I agree to let her touch our Spike."

"Well, Spike has so far won us all over drunk." Carrot top said "And I think it's safe to assume he'll do the same with her, and any other creatures that might be on his list," she nodded as she thought her plan out. "So we have until Spike goes to Applelossa drunk to talk to her about him." Carrot top looked forward and muttered to herself

"What's up?" Cheerliee asked

"Just wondering how they'll tie the knot is all." She replied when a series of bell's sounded around them

"Oh thank you Mother in law." Berry sighed "We can get this wedding over with and start the fun stuff with Spike!" The 4 mares stood back and watched as the Guest's moved to their tables, after a minute only two guests were still standing, and yelling, at each other. the entire event sat in silence as Twilight and Ember yelled over each other, no creature could understand a word they were saying, at this point they just seemed to be trying to be louder than the other.

"Excuse me!" Celestia called out, after a moment she tried again to no avail then called loudly. "EVERYPONY COVER YOUR EARS!" Once all the guests, along with the 4 brides and Spike had done this Celestia pointed to Luna who gave her a thumbs up before walking calmly to the Arguing two and Cleared her throat.

"HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN!"

Author's Note

anyone want to guess who Spike's next wife will be in the 4th story

The Ceremony

Author's Note

This chapter got really repetitive, really fast.

Sorry for slowing down on chapters, I've gotten really sick over the past week.

The Ceremony

Spike and Celestia watched from beneath the Crystal heart as Twilight and Ember took their seats and music chimed throughout the area. Celestia raised her hand and called out for order, the tables all fell to silence and with a snap all of the chair's and their occupants were levitated into the air, all of them angling themselves so every creature in attendance had a good view of Spike and Celestia.

"Can everyone see?" Celestia called in a Magically magnified voice "if you can't that either mean you're in the wrong chair or Discord is an idiot." Celestia waited and after no grievances where filled, she continued. "Dear Creatures from Equestria and beyond, we gather here today to bond this dragon to not one, but four mares in holy matrimony!" Music began playing again "The first of these mares I shall now introduce, please sit in silent respect as I Welcome Berry Punch to Stand beneath the Heart." The music intensified as Berry Punch put her hoof on the path and became visible, a Bouquet of Tulips materialized in her hands as she walked down to Spike. A Smile on her face as she made her way to Spike, her smile grew larger as she walked up the staircase before she made it to her spot and smiled at Spike who smiled happily at her before Celestia continued.

"Once again please sit in silent respect as I Welcome Carrot top to Stand beneath the Heart." Carrot top stepped onto the path and waved at her friend's with one hand as a Bouquet of Hydrangeas appeared in her other hand, her friends waved back at her in respectful silence. Carrot top waved at everypony who waved at her as she made her way up the stairs and took her place next to Berry. Carrot top blew Spike a kiss, who blew one back before Celestia continued.

"Once again please sit in silent respect as I Welcome Cheerliee to Stand beneath the Heart." Cheerliee took her time walking down the aisle as he students all waved and tried to get her attention as she walked below them, Cheerliee happily smiled and waved at each and every one of them with her free hand, a Bouquet of Pink Lily's now in the other, she continued waving as she walked up the steps and only stopped as she took her place across from Carrot top, Spike smiled at her and she smiled back before Celestia finished the opening

"And one last time, Please sit in silent respect as I Welcome the last of the Brides, Red Heart." Red Heart walked down the aisle without waving, a bouquet of white Roses appearing in her hands as she walked silently, she made her way up the steps and took her place between Celestia and Cheerliee, Red Heart gave Spike a smile as Celestia spoke "I thank each and every one of you for attending today." She said happily as she motioned around at the varied audience "I'm sure you all know why we've gathered here today, to bond together the 5 around me in love and holy matrimony." Celestia motioned to the group surrounding her before holding up her hand to the Crystal Heart. "We shall now begin the ceremony." Spike almost jumped back when the heart shined down on him, the light slightly blinding him before it dimmed down a little, Spike blinked and rubbed the spots in his eye's, and noted from how they where acting that the same thing had happened to his 4 wives, it took a solid moment for Spike to realize he and his wives had all been crystallized. Spike looked down at himself as his wives did the same before they began looking at each other.

"Well, I feel weird." Spike decided "Anypony else feel weird?" He asked as he looked at his wives before they could respond Celestia continued her speech.

"It is time for the vows, Spike please lead us off." Spike blinked in silence.

"Oh fuck the vows!" Spike realized as he put his hand in his pocket and pulled the paper out of it, he cleared his throat and began

"I Promis to encourage and inspire all of you in Joy, Laughter, and all of your other delights, be it helping one of you with your work, helping one of you when you are sick or just helping any of you enjoy your day. I promise to be there when you need me, even in times of great sorrow and distress and during the hardships I will always put your needs before my own, and I promise to love all of you and never leave any of your sides." Spike took a deep breath and ended it "I Love each and every one of you, and will love you till the end of my days." Spike folded his paper up and put it back in his pocket. "I feel stupid" He decided as he stood in between his wives, Celestia motioned to Berry nodded and the 4 mares all pulled out a small scrape of paper each.

"We love you." They said in unison "And we know you love us." Berry took a deep breath and started reading.

"I Promise that no matter how Drunk I get, no matter how wasted I get, and no matter how much I Drink..." Berry nodded and Carrot top began talking.

"I Promis no matter how busy I get, no matter how much work need's to be done, and no matter how far I travel to sell my good..." Carrot top nodded and Cheerliee took over.

"I Promis no matter how much time I Spend at the school teaching young minds, no matter how many papers I grade, and no matter how far I travel to teach young minds..." Cheerliee nodded and Red Heart read her piece.

"I Promis no matter how long I spend tending to the sick, tending to the injured, and Treating all wounds big, small, serious or minor..." The Mares all finished in unison

" That we will now and forever Love and cherish you, And we Promis that our love will last past the end of our time and will follow you until you join us in the eternal beyond." The Mares smiled at Spike as he wiped his eye.

"I didn't know you were all going to team up on me like that." he sniffed "It was beautiful."

"Spike?" Celestia asked "Do you agree to take Berry Punch, Carrot top, Cheerliee, and Red Heart as your lawful wives, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?"

"I do," Spike replied immediately.

"Berry Punch, Carrot top, Cheerliee, and Red Heart?" Celestia asked, "DO you agree to take Spike as your lawful Husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?"

"I do," Berry said walking forward and kissing Spike, it lasted a moment before she pulled away and moved for Cheerliee, Carrot top had moved to the end of the line during Berries kiss and smiled

"I do," Cheerliee said as she kissed Spike before moving for Red Heart.

"I do." Red Heart said, as she kissed Spike and moved so Carrot top could end it, Carrot top swiped Spike off his feet and Smiled.

"You better believe I do." She said before Pulling Spike into her embrace, Celestia light her horn and a small sign saying, you may now cheer, appeared above her, cheer's filled the area as Spike was put down, Spike smiled then Picked Carrot top up and placed her on his rightsholder.

"Oh, I like this." She said as she as Spike moved to Red hear and with a little help from Celestia put her on his other shoulder. Spike held out his hand's and Cheerliee sat in his right one while Berry took the left, the two mares put their hand's around his neck, and the other two placed their hands on his head as Spike turned and proceeded to walk with all four of them down to a Large Table with 5 chairs and 5 cakes that had been set up by Pinkie and Luna as the vow's had been said, Discord appeared at a table and in a snap all the chairs lowered back to their tables that where now fully catered. Spike set down Cheerliee and Berry and let Red Heart and Carrot top slid off his shoulders before they all took the seat with the corresponding cake they had asked for placed in front of it.

"And now! Let the Wedding Reception begin!" Celestia cheered as Spike and his wives raised their wine glassed and cheered with the crowd.

The Reception

Spike and Berry laughed at each other as they ate their Pumpkin Bourbon Cheesecake. Red Heart tapped Spike's shoulder to get his attention.

"Ye...yes sweet Heart?" Spike laughed "Get it! Cause...cause your Red Heart!" Spike snorted.

"Spike, I know you like drinking...but please wait till after the party, once we're all in the room you and Berry can drink all you want." Red Heart turned to cut a slice of her cake before turning back to Spike's now empty seat. "WHAT THE!??" She asked, looking around. "SPIKE'S GONE AYWAL!!"

"WHAT!?" Carrot top and Cheerliee shot up and looked around, Berry laughed at them.

"Cheerliee your on Berry duty." Carrot top said.

"On it," Cheerliee responded as she threw her arm over the drunk mare. "Hey sweetie, are you enjoying your cake?"

"Oh...yeah it's...it's fucking awesome!" Berry responded as she ate some on the slice she had on her plate. "It's...it's like I'm drinking a bottle a Bourbon...only I'm eating it with Pumpkin and Cheesecake!" With Berry now rambling on about how amazing it was to eat Booze Red Heart and Carrot top split up and searched for the missing Dragon. As the two mares began asking different tables and any creature they met between tables if they'd seen Spike. Spike himself was now at a buffet table off to the far edge of the party when he was once again surrounded.

"So Spike?" Lyra asked the drunk dragon "How are you going to wow Strongheart?" Spike blinked at her.

"why do I need to wow Strongheart is she bored or some...?" once again Spike was cut off

"Oh don't act stupid." Cloudchaser responded, "You practically admitted she's the next one on your list to add to your wife army."

"I did?" Spike asked in amazement "well f..." Spike stopped himself and turned to the CMC Looking up at in "Hi small children" He said awkwardly

"So what are you going to do?" Flitter asked, "You just gonna go ask her to dance or..."

"Good Idea!" Spike responded leaving his plate on the table and looking around "Where is Strong Heart anyway?" Imediatly Spike was Dragged off by Lyra and Bon-bon towards the less than active dance floor. "Hey, where we going?" Spike was released and left standing alone for a second before being tapped on the shoulder and turning to face Little Strongheart, who had an awkward smile on her face.

"Hey Spike, It's been a while." she said as she offered him her hand, Spike accepted and the two began awkwardly dancing "So...tell me about this list I'm on."

-5 minutes later-

"I couldn't find him," Red Heart said as she joined up with Carrot top at the Buffet table

"Me neither, I have no idea where the hell he went, what if another mare found him!" there was a crunking sound behind them "He's Drunk! What if she seduces him!" another crunch.

"Don't panic, we just need to..." another crunch "DO YOU MI..." Carrot top's anger melted in her throat when she turned to the source of the crunching and found Spike eating some crackers.

"Oh sorry Carrot top." Spike said as he picked up another one "Did you want one?"

"Oh thank our mother in law, Spike where have you been!" Red Heart demanded as Carrot top grabbed the dragons free hand to keep him from running off.

"Oh, I went to make an appointment." He said as he picked up a handful of crackers.

"I'm sorry you...made an appointment?" Red Heart asked in confusion "what does that mean?"

"Oh, I ended up on the dance floor." Spike took another mouthful of crackers "And ran into Litte Strongheart."

"I don't like the direction this is going." Carrot top decided "What'd you do? how far did you get?"

"How far did I get?" Spike asked in confusion as he reached his hand into the now empty bowl of crackers.

"Spike we heard about the list thing! And while I'm happy I was near the top of it, we agreed that..."

"That you 4 would talk to any female suitors before things go funky?" Spike replied. "If that's what you're mad about then no worries, I set it all up that way, Little Stronghearts coming down in about 3 months to have that pre-required talk with yall." Spike smiled at his wived before finally realizing the cracker bowl was empty. "I need a drink or something." He decided as he attempted to wander off again, only to be kept stationary thanks to Carrot top, who seemed pleased.

"Well, it's nice to know that even when you're a little drunk you remembered the rules." Spike smiled down at her before she began dragging him back to the table "But regardless you're too good at attracting attention for your own good so let's just go sit down before you steal more attention from the mares here."

"Yeah let's get moving." Red Heart aggreed as she grabbed Spikes other hand "But for the record, I am also rather happy you didn't just go all in with Strongheart, I can't wait to meet her." the 2 mare's lead Spike back to the table and found Berry and Cheerliee talking to Cadance.

"...I'm sure they'll be...oh! here they come!" Cheerliee said as the trio moved to their seats Cadance smiled as they took their seats and Berry offered Spike some cake and ended up smushing it in his face, after a moment of the two laughing Spike smushed some of his cake in her face and the two laughed at each other.

"I see these two are drunk again." Cadance laughed as Spike licked some of the cake off Berry's face, who returned the favor happily. "Anyway, I just wanted to see if you were all done with your cakes." Cheerliee, Carrot top, and Red Heart all nodded and Cadance light her horn, all the cakes disappeared off the table

"I'll have them wrapped up and ready to be delivered to you once you...have your home situation fixed up." Cadence cleaned both Spike and Berry up who giggled at each other. as Cadance's smile grew larger. "Now, if you'd all like to follow me, I have a certain blue something to give you before your night really gets going."

Author's Note

I think we all know what's going to happen next chapter.

The 'After' Party

Spike and his 4 wives looked at the room in front of them as Cadance handed each of them a cup full of Blue Potion.

"Ok, prepare yourselves, as soon as you drink those...things might get a little weird so just mentally prepare yourselves first."

"Wait, what do you mean things might..." Red Heart failed to finish her question as Spike, Berry, Cheerliee, and Carrot top all chugged their potions and walked into the room. "...Alright, fuck it then." Red Heart sighed as she chugged her's as followed them into the room, with a loud click Cadance locked the door and began magically sealing them off from the outside. Spike walked over to the bed and sat on it awkwardly.

"So...how we gonna do...?" immediately his 4 wives began stripping down to the nude and smiled at him.

"Ok Spike." Red Heart said happily "Who's going first?" Spike blinked

"Um, I hadn't..."

"Dibs!" Cheerliee and Carrot top said In Perfect unison

"Ok, three-way it is." Red Heart she said as she threw her arm around Berry "Wanna get a drink while we wait?"

"Listen as much as I'd love to do that, I need something else from you," Berry said as she put her arms around Red Heart and pulled her into a kiss, Red Heart's eye's grew wide and she made to pull away before freezing up and pulling Berry closer to her.

"Oh fuck it." She said as they broke apart and Berry got on her knees. Red Heart leaned against the wall as let out a moan as Berry began eating her out. meanwhile, Carrot top and Cheerliee had striped Spike down and were down now grinding into each other with his Dragonhood between their marehoods, the trio watched as Red heart put her hand on Berry and began slowly humping back and forth into Berry,

"Might as well join the fun." Carrot top said as grabbed Cheerliee's shoulder and kissed her, Cheerliee blinked and kissed back, breaking apart for a moment before locking lips again, the two continued to grind on Spike for a while before moving positions, Carrot top taking Spike inside her as Spike introduced Cheerliee to his tongue. as this was happening Red Heart slid to the floor and Berry pulled her close as she humped into her, Berry the leaned down and began suckling on Red Heart who was just letting it all happen. Cheerliee let out a yelp as Spike's tongue filled her. Cheerilee quickly realized how good her new husband was at using his tongue and decided to give Carrot top the same treatment. Cheerliee leaned forward and squeezed Carrot top in a hug as Spike worked his magic, Carrot top gave a giggle at this action before a pleasant sound came from her throat as soon as Cheerliee began suckling on her, Carrot top stroked the back of Cheerliee's mane as she suckled away on her, this went on for a while before Spike felt her wall's closing around his tongue, he sucked it back into his mouth and happily lapped away at her juices.
once she was done Cheerliee flopped onto the bed and Spike put his hand's around Carrot top as she pounded away on him, in the Corner Red Heart was now eating Berry out, who seemed to be close to her own climax as Red heart dug into her. The room filled with noise as both Carrot top and Berry both finished almost simultaneously, Carrot top pushed herself as far as she could into Spike as his essence began to fill her, Once he was done Cheerliee got back up and put her arm's around her.

"I think it's just you and me now," Cheerliee said as Carrot top extracted herself from Spike, Cheerliee pushed Carrot top to the floor and dug into her as Berry and Red Heart joined Spike in the bed. Red Heart's breath hit Spike's dragonhood as Berry met Spike face to face and gave him a kiss before saying

"I'm pretty sure I'm the only one left to not experience your tongue trick." She said with a smile "So would you be a darling and...?"

"Berry just sit on my face," Spike responded bluntly.

"Oh wow." Cheerliee said as Carrot top pushed her to her back and began going full force "You seem pretty into this, I thought you were only ok with this when Spike was touching you?"

"I can't stop" Carrot top replied as she rocked her hips in rhythm with Cheerliee's "I'm gonna regret doing this in the morning...but I can't stop." Carrot top exploded and moaned as she slowed down before Cheerliee could move Carrot top began going at it again.

"Oh wow, yeah...yeah...mhh." Cheerliee pulled Carrot top to her and they locked lips, each using one of their hand's to rub their girls together as the humped in synchronization. Berry let out a squeal and lay on the bed happly as Red Heart licked Spike to her heart's content. Carrot top picked up Cheerliee and flopped her on the bed before diving into Berry who let out a shocked shriek that turned to a moan. Spike and Red Heart had switched things up and Red Heart let out a yelp as Spike pulled her tail up and entered her, Cheerliee moving to Red Heart's front and presenting herself, Cheerliee let out a satisfied sound as Red Heart dug in, Carrot top left Berry and got under Red Heart and began Suckling, Berry got up and crawled around the 4 and crawled underneath Red Heart.

"Time to end you." She said before, with a smack, she dug into Red Heart's Marehood, Spike's orbs smacking into her muzzle as she did so. after almost a full minute of this most of the group climaxed, the group fell into panting silence, until Spike noticed Carrot top rubbing herself.

"Carrot top didn't Climax! Orgy Pile her!" Carrot top didn't even have time to respond to that before the 3 other mares and Spike jumped her, Spike taking her mare hood as Cheerliee and Berry suckled on her, Berry humping against the mare's mouth, who more than happily accepted the pounding, the group continued pounding her until she climaxed.

"Get Berry!" Red Heary called out, once again prompting a jump, Berry ended up sucking off Spike as Cheerliee ate her out, Red Heart and Carrot top suckling her, once aging the group went on until she climaxed. not skipping a beat Cheerliee called herself out.

"My turn!" Cheerliee ended up eating out Berry while Red Heart ate her out, Spike and Carrot top rubbing her stomach as Carrot top suckled on her and Spike proceeded to just lick any part of Cheerliee his tongue could reach, Cheerliee toughed it out the longest and managed to last almost 2 minutes before climaxing, The group broke apart for a quick breather and sat in a circle.

"Hey, Spike." Carrot top said happily.

"Hmm?" He responded when the 4 mares turned to him

"Your turn," They said in unison, Spike was pushed back to a sitting position against the wall and three of them shot down. All at once Spike felt three pairs of tounges lapping at his Dragonhood and his orbs, Spike made a noise and stuck his tongue out, Spike felt a tug on his tongue and looked over at Berry who had put his tongue in her mouth and was now sucking it up, Spike brought his tongue to life and began to wrap it arounf her tongue before rubbing it back and forth, Berry pulled into him and their lips met, suddenly Berry felt Spike sucking his tongue back into his mouth, she waited for it to be back in full so he could speak.

"I Love all of you," Spike said happily, sounds of agreement could be heard from the other three as they lapped away at him.

"And we all Love you, Spike," Berry replied before pulling him back into a kiss, the 5 proceded to bang each other for the remainder of the night and fairly far into the morning before the 5 fell asleep in a pile, all of them snuggling into each other as they slept.

Author's Note

Special thanks to Viper Pit for helping with this chapter

Breakfast

Spike was the first to wake up in the pile and rubbed his head, during their sleep his wives had shifted enough so Red Heart was the only one he had to work around to get out of the bed, after a few minutes of wiggling around Spike managed to escape and patted Red Heart on the head, she let out a pleased muttered and squeezed the Pillow Spike had replaced himself with. Spike moved over to a table that had appeared in the room since they had been sleeping, on it was enough food and drinks for all 5 of them, along with 5 seats that all had a robe folded on them. Spike picked one of them up and started putting it on, He'd just tied it up when he felt two hands rubbing his shoulders.

"Morning honey," Berry said, giving him a peck on the cheek before moving to robe herself up. Spike sat down in the chair he'd taken his robe from and smiled back to her

"And good morning to you," he replied as he pulled a plate his way and began pilling it up with some of the food on the table, he picked up an empty mug and watched as it filled itself up with his favorite coffee. "I Wish Twilight had chef's in the Castel." Spike began drinking when something hit him "Oh shit, I'm not gonna be living there anymore...where the fuck are we going to live?" He scratched his head in concerned confusion when another set arms patten his head, Cheerliee gave his a peck on the cheek and picked up a robe.

"Don't worry I'm sure your mother has something planned," Berry said as she took the seat on Spike's right and began filling out her plate.

"Yeah, I mean...she just pulled that entire fucking wedding out of nowhere in less than a Day!" Cheerliee agreed as she sat in the seat on Spike's Left. Spike took a sip of his coffee when both the mare's leaned into him hard with a smile.

"You both have different looks on your faces, and both of them scare me in different ways," Spike noted calmly as he put his cup down and began digging into his hashbrowns. "Since Berry sat down first she can talk first," Spike said before eating.

"That's fair," Cheerliee said as she let off and set up her plate.

"So Spike?" Berry asked as Spike gave her his undivided attention. "We need to talk about...something I've been meaning to bring up since I woke up in bed with you two days ago." as Berry and Spike talked to each other Cheerliee noted to sound of springs and got up to hand deliver Carrot top a robe and to wake up Red Heart and robe her. The tree mares returned to Berry silently eating and Spike rubbing her back.

"...Look I don't mind in any way that you already have a..." Spike blinked once he noted the three mares approaching the table "...we'll talk later after you tell them." He said before turning and being greeted by Carrot top and Red Heart with a kiss on the cheek before they all sat down.

"So what were you two talking about?" Carrot top asked as she picked up a mug and watched it fill with coffee.

"oh...you'll find out soon." Berry responded, "you'll find out soon."

"Berry there's nothing to worry..." Spike was interrupted when Berry shot him a look "...and I'm shutting up about it." he decided "Cheerliee what did you want to talk about?"

"I want to talk about the Bedroom Arrangement." The room went silent and Cheerliee reframed her sentence. "And before any of you say anything I mean the literal arrangement of the Bedroom, not the sex rules we made then proceded to break."

"I'm sorry!" Red Heart blurted out getting looks from the others "It's my fault...I'm the one who said fuck it and went all the way with Berry, after that it just turned into blind sex with anyone I could touch." Spike snapped and got all their attention.

"That's it!" he said with a nod "That must have been the side effect Cadance was going to warn us about, that sex potion must turn it's drinker into a ball of sex, fucking anything it can touch!" Spike nodded "either that or you guy's just don't give a fuck."

"All for blaming the potion?" Carrot top asked

"Me." Cheerliee and Red Heart responded.

"If it help's you sleep at night." Berry and Spike responded as they ate their breakfast.

"Ok new rule! Keep an eye on Berry from now on...I suspect she might drag mares to Spike if she gets too drunk."

"It's a Possibility" Berry agreed before taking a swig of her Juice.

"Ok So are we all sharing a bed or are we all going single bed's and switching off day to day to sleep with Spike?" Spike looked over at Cheerliee for a moment

"I feel we should get one bed for all of use to share when any of you are in the mood, and 5 single beds when either one or three of you aren't feeling it but at least one of you are, and 5 single beds for when your all irritated at me, but not so mad that you want to make me sleep on the couch." Spike smiled at Cheerliee before finishing off his mug of Coffee.

"Spike the fact that you had that all prepared both impresses me and slightly confuses me all at once," Cheerliee said as she drank some of her juice.

"What if we're all super pissed at you for some reason?" Berry asked.

"Then I'll either sleep on the couch, or you'll all just lock me out of the house," Spike responded before finishing off his plate and wiping his face off.

"Spike I'd never lock you out of our house." Carrot top said at once.

"Don't go saying that." Spike responded, "There's a good chance one or all of you will be done with me in 50 or so years." Spike put his empty mug on his empty plate and placed his dirty napkin on it before getting up "I'm gonna go strip the bed, save Cadance's house staff the trouble of having to touch it too much. As Spike got up and went to go do this Red Heart turned to Berry.

"Why the hell did you say that?" She demanded

"Say what?"

"What if we're all super pissed at you!?" Red Heart asked, "Why the hell would you bring that up!"

"Oh, you really think that At some point in the future Spike won't make one of us mad?"

"Of course he will and he'll most likely do it while drunk! But we shouldn't go walking up to him and asking what he'll do when we get pissed and yell at him!"

"Red Heart there's nothing wrong with him preparing for..."Berry started before Red Heart cut her off.

"I Don't want Spike to think about me being pissed off at him unless he's also thinking of the reason I'm pissed at him! If he hasn't done anything wrong there's no reason for him to think of me in that way!"

"You mean us." Carrot top corrected "You mean us."

"Oh, whatever!" Red Heart responded, "You know what I mean!" as this went on Cheerliee mimicked Spike and left the table to help him with striping the bed.

"So..." Cheerliee said awkwardly to him as they did this. "...I have to start going back to work tomorrow, and I know you know what that means."

"Mean's I'm not gonna be able to spend a lot of time with you." Spike responded as he folded up the tainted Blanket and put it on the floor "Same can be said with Red Heart." He added.

"And Carrot top," Cheerliee added

"No, Carrot top works at the market, I can just walk to her workplace and spend time with her, you and Red Heart's work aren't the kinds I can just come waltzing up to and talking to you, and Berry is unemployed so she and I will be spending most of our time drunk in the house together." Cheerliee nodded and made a mental note.

"Look into locking Spike and Berry in the house." she undid the sheet's and folded them when the sound of chairs signified that the other three had either finished their food or gotten jealous of Cheerliee for stealing alone time with Spike, One the bed had been stripped Spike walked over to the door and gave it a good hard knock, a noise sounded behind the door after a second and they hear Cadance's voice.

"Your all wearing the robes right?" She asked.

Home

Spike and his wives waved goodbye to Shining and Cadance as they got on the train. Spike closed the door and the 5 walked to the table they had sat at the other day, Spike held up a yellow envelope on the table and began opening it.

"Alright, Shinning said this thing had all the information on it about our new homes, Apparently as soon as we went into the room all the princesses chipped in and bought us one of the un-used mansions Ponyville has thanks to Filthy Rich."

"Fucking hate that guy." Berry muttered angrily "He's not at the top of the list, but he's fucking on my shit list."

"Who's on the top?" Spike asked Berry looked at him in silence "Oh...OH! Yeah ok, I know who."Spike upturned the envelope as he said this.

"Wait, who are you two..."

"Not my place to talk about." Spike responded, "One of you tell me something in confidence I'm not telling any of the rest of you." Spike picked up one of the documents and began reading to himself while the other 4 talked to each other.

"Alright, so who here actually has a paying job?" Berry asked, the other three raised their hand then turned to Spike who had also raised his hand.

"Spike, what do you do for a living?" Cheerliee questioned, "I've rarely seen you without Twilight."

"I'm Twilight's assistant," Spike responded.

"Oh, Spike I'm not sure if that counts as a..." Red Heart started before Spike placed the document down.

"I Cook for Twilight, I am her personal Librarian and am in charge of rearranging the Library every other week, I clean the castle, I have on several different occasions stayed up for an entire night doing nothing but holding a lamp so Twilight could read, every now and again I walk into the Everfree forest when Twilight is both extremely busy and out of her favorite Tea." Spike picked up a complimentary soda bottle and opened it "And that's just the stuff I get paid to do." He added before taking a swig. "Non paid activity's include the time I counted every single blade of Grass on Sweet Apple aces on Applejack's request and the time Rarity used me as a Pincushion." The Four mares look at Spike in stunned silence as he picked up a pen that had been in the envelope and sighed the document. "oh and I'm Twilight's main connection to Celestia as I both write and send letters to Celestia for her." Spike held up the document. "Also this is the legal agreement, we all need to sig...what?" Spike looked at his wives who were all staring at him in stunned silence. "What?" he repeated

"How the fuck?" Carrot top demanded "It takes a lot of time and effort just to raise and sell Carrot's, how the fuck do you do that! your vacation days must take up half the dam year just for you to stand that..."

"I don't get Vacations." Spike responded, "I work at all time."

"Spike you're getting a new job." Red Heart responded immediately.

"Oh, ok so are you the one who's going to go tell Twilight that? Cause I'm not." Spike asked while Berry took the document and signed it without reading before passing it to Carrot top.

"Spike we're going to talk about you getting a new job." Red Heart amended as Carrot top slid the document to Cheerliee who began looking over it.

"Alright, I'm all ears," Spike said as he picked up a picture of their soon to be home and the key's and put them in the envelope for safekeeping.

"Ok, so..." Red Heart began.

-An hour and a half later-

"I see what you're saying but I don't think I'm built for Carrot harvesting," Spike said, All the mares at the table having joined the conversation as time progressed.

"But I think you'd like it." Carrot top replied as she waved a piece of paper at him "Your mom's already relocated my Carrot patch to the backyard of our new home, I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying I'd appreciate the help, and having a big strong dragon around might inspire some ponies to stop stealing from me."

"Look I understand your concerns about my work hours but..." Spike blinked as he fully processed Carrot top's sentence. "Wait...I'm sorry did you say some ponies were stealing from you?" Carrot top's ear's shot up when she noted his tone.

"Yes." She replied.

"Welp Look's like I'm a Carrot farmer now," Spike said bluntly as he drank his third soda.

"Wha...just like that?" Red Heart demanded, "We've been sitting here for over an hour and you turn over just like that!"

"What can I say, If my mear presence alone won't scare them off, then the fact that Carrot top's stand will now never be empty during business hours most likely will, besides I have some good hearing and a great sense of smell, somepony grabs a bucket and tries to run I'll fucking tackle them."

"Oh, Spike that's sweet." Carrot top said as the sound of breaks hit them. "oh wow, that was a lot faster than last time." all of the group got up then turned and looked at Berry, who was looking at the door in silence. Spike walked over to her and got down

"You wanna tell them now?" he asked quietly "We both know she's out there waiting for you." Berry took a breath and got up and walked to the door,

"Ok, I have something to say." Berry said as the door opened "It's something I probably should have told you all earlier, and It's definitely something I should have told Spike about as soon as he woke up when we got married." Berry took a deep breath as she turned. "Follow me." She said the three mares looked at each other as Spike followed without hesitation. the three followed to the empty station, Twilight was standing near the train exit, next to her Berry was on her knee's, Spike standing awkwardly and waved the Trio over, The three lines up with Spike and Berry turned to them

"Guys...this is my Daughter Ruby Pinch," She said as she moved to the side. Ruby looked up at them in silence.

"Hello." She said with an awkward wave.

Author's Note

oh, should I leave it off here or make a Sequal?

Just a normal Breakfast

The four mare's sat in silence as Spike got up, made sure his robe was covering him properly and turned to his mother.

"Morning." He said bluntly, Celestia looked down at him then pulled him into a hug. "You're smothering me" he called dully from her bosom.

"Oh sweetie, why didn't you tell me you were in a relationship!" Celestia demanded putting Spike back down, the 4 mares still staring in silence.

"I got drunk and married two days ago." Spike responded, "Then chased by Twilight, then spent all of yesterday drunk, and now I'm about to be married to three more mares." Spike walked over to Berry Punch.

"This is Berry Punch," he said, Celestia offering a hand and Berry taking it in stunned silence as she shook it "She's my wife." Celestia immediately changed approached and pulled Berry into a hug.

"I'm sorry." Berry said, "Am I still drunk?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry." Celestia said putting her down "I was just worried Spike would never get a marefriend, so imagine my surprise when I got back from raising the sun and found Twilight waiting for me, she tells me you got married two night's ago..."

"And then you wrote the note then came here." Spike finished "Let me guess, Twilight still pissed?"

"Oh she's just upset you married first," Celestia responded as she moved over the Carrot top and took her hand. "Speaking of with, when will you three be joining with my son?"

"Once our clothes dry." Carrot top said pointing to the running dryer in the corner "we were going to head to Canterlot, oh I'm Carrot top by the way."

"Ok so, Berry Punch, Carrot top..."

"Cheerilie."

"Red Heart."

"...Cheerilie and Red Heart." Celestia smiled as she pinched Spike's cheeks. "Alright, I have a lot of things to do today, but I'll send you crystal train tickets before your clothes are all dry, and I'll meet you at the Chrystal empire."

"But we were..." Carrot top started before Celestia laughed.

"Honey you're marrying my son, you're going to be having the most expensive wedding ceremony you could imagine, forget that walk in and out stuff, your getting bonded by the Crystal heart itself, you to Berry. and I'll make sure Cadence is ready with the blue potion." Spike winced

"Oh no," he said as Celestia waved goodbye and teleported away. "we're not gonna be sleeping tonight."

"Wait...what's the blue potion?" Red Heart asked, "Is it that potion that..."

"It is not the one that would allow me to get you pregnant," Spike replied before she finished "That one's Lavander in color."

"So?" Cheerilee asked as Spike took a bite out of his hashbrowns "What does it do?"

"Oh nothing much....just something Cadence created...it does several things."

"Alright you dragging it out is making me suspicious." Berry Punch said leaning into him "what does it do?"

"It makes it so when after you drink it your sex drive doesn't run out after you finish, you don't tire out...and you don't get dehydrated," Spike responded to empty silence.

"Hold up" Cheerliee raised her hands "you telling me that we're..."

"We're gonna be locked in a room and have a 12-hour sex party." Spike responded, "Complete with Cadence using a spell that prevents anything from getting in or out, so no interruptions, no need to stop, and three meals provided when we get hungry." Spike drank his coffee as the Mares all looked at each other.

"Everything I've ever wanted in life." Carrot top said as she finished off her plate, "And all I had to do to get it was follow some off-key singing." Spike finished his plate and got up.

"I'll go do the dishes," he said as he picked up his plate, Carrot top chucked her drink and blocked his path.

"Hold it, buddy boy!" She said as she took his plate and put it on her's "I seem to remember a certain some dragon promising me a special moment alone in bed." She said with a smile Spike looked at her.

"I Did say that didn't I?" he said when she picked him up "Oh wow!" Spike said, wrapping his tail around her "Your scary stong."

"I've worked hard my entire life." Carrot top responded, "I've earned you."

"No locking the door." Berry Punch called "Red Heart next. Red Heart blinked

"Really!?"

"I do believe your the only one who hasn't got him today."

"But what about you?" She asked as Carrot top walked into the room with her prize.

"I got him the night before last, and yesterday morning for 2 hours, I can wait for a little...but not long." The tree turned to the sound of moaning and the sound of the bed rocking. "Better hurry up Red." She added, "Carrot top might be able to last with him sleeping, but with him going with her she might lose it fast, seeing how Spike's the one getting the most experience out of all of us." Red heart looked over at the open door and began stuffing her face as Cheerlie and Berry picked up the dishes. Carrot top lay on her back as Spike did the best he could, as he went on he decided to up the anty and pulled in closer, suckling on her, earing an audible gasp of shock and arousal.

"Oh, this is amazing, I wish.OH! I wish I could remember last night." She moaned as Spike looked up at her in silence.

"I probably shouldn't tell her she was with Berry last night." he decided as he continued his work, it took a minute but finally with a heck of a thrust Carrot top gave in, grabbing his head and pushing him into her bosom as she finished, humping sightly into him as she babbled incoherently. Spike pulled out, still raring to go When Carrot top pulled herself up and clung to his chest. "I...I'm sorry." She said Spike flinched at the disappointment in her face. "I...I wanted to...to make you happy to.." She muttered as she leaned into him breathing heavily.

"No no!" Spike said hurriedly "I was just being a try-hard is all!" he said rubbing her head "You were great." Carrot top didn't respond as she breathed into his chest. "well now I feel bad." Spike thought, he didn't have long to think on that as he felt a hand clamp down and begin to slowly pump him, he looked over at Red Heart, who had watched the ordeal.

"I'm pretty sure you still can." She said, looking at Carrot top, who was still panting, "There's still another way to make his happy." She said as she lightly ticked her fingers on his orbs before letting go and helping Carrot top off Spike and onto the floor in front of him, Spike sat on the side in silence as Carrot top placed her hands on his dragonhood and began licking him, at first it was slow, but as she licked on the lick's got longer and slower before she popped the top in her mouth, her touch licking his underside as she began pushing it down into her mouth, Spike clawed into the bed sheet's when Red Heart lowered him onto his back, Carrot top still pleasing him as Red Heart placed her Marehood in his face.

"Three for one it is then" Spike decided as he pushed her into him and began licking her, first around the area, then on the area, then finally in the area, Red Heart let out slow moans as she grabbed the edge of the bed frame, Carrot top was now really into what she was doing, she pulled back with a pop and wrapped him in her breast, pumping them back and forth as she suckled on the tip. Spike felt his time coming and not wanting to go out alone,

"Secret weapon time" he said, Red heart raised an ear as he grabbed her to keep her stead and used the maximum reach of his tongue to reach her deepest parts and he began suckling on her marehood, his tongue reaching deep into her as he wall's started squeezing, Red Heart hadn't been prepared for this as she let out a loud yelp as Spike kissed her before pulling his tongue out and using it's length the lick the from her mare hood to her belly button, Red Heart began humping as she felt the will to go on failing fast.

"You ready?" she asked.

"Been waiting for you!" Spike responded, Hearing this Carrot top went all in, taking a deep breath she deep throated Spike, gagging a little. Spike lost first as he exploded in her mouth, Carrot top began swallowing what came her way, meanwhile Red Heart gave in and exploded, Spike happily licking what came his way up as Carrot top began sucking up what was left over on Spike, Red Heart got off Spike and lay on the bed, Spike mustered his strength and pulled up Carrot top.

"I did it." She said as he snuggled into him "I did it." She muttered sleepily and dozed off.

"oh man." Red Heart said as she looked over at Carrot top "We're going to need to work on keeping her away for afterward."

"Yeah." Spike agreed "Cause Now I'm stuck till she wakes up, Red Heart raised an eye and got up to see what he meant and laughed. Carrot top had wrapped one of her legs around Spike's lower body, her hand's pulling his body to her, and she was in part of Spike's face as a pillow.

"I'll go get some backup and free you." She laughed as she got up, wobbling a bit as she got up. "and don't worry" She added with a wink "I won't spoil your secret weapon to the others" She stuck her tongue out at him as she put her robe back on and walked out to the other two doing the dished.

"Good." Spike muttered, "that's why It's a secret."

Author's Note

I bet you thought Celestia was going to be pissed or something didn't you?