Poptarts

by Dreammare

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 490

It all began with a poptart...

It all began with a poptart.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-06 07:36:47 UTC

Chapter 1 - Poptart Invented

It was 2 weeks ago, at Sugarcube Corner. It went bankrupt and soon would be disposed of. But, there was one pony who was gonna stop that from happening, and that was Pinkie Pie.

"No! You can't take away the Sugarcube Corner, just because you're tired of the cupcakes doesn't mean that everyone does. Pinkie Pie tried hard and hard to keep it from getting disposed. But she knew they were right.

Just then, an idea popped up!

"What if we were to make something different, something magnificent perhaps... Then can we stop it from being disposed?

"Yeah... Wait, does this mean that you've already got a new idea?"

"Just wait a second while I break the fourth wall."

Pinkie Pie stretched her hooves out and grabbed a bag of poptarts.

"Here, take this! Just got a fresh bag picked from Walmart!

Jack was confused. "But how are you even supposed to open this thing?"

"Ah, I forgot one more thing."

Pinkie pie grabbed a hand and put it on her hoof.

"Let me show you, Ze Magicks.!"

Pinkie pie grabbed it with fury and ripped it open.

"Here ya go!"

"Uh, before I taste it..."

"Uhuh?" PInkie responded.

"C-Can I take a look at those?"

"You mean this hand?"

"Uh yeah, sure, if that's what you call it."

"Okee dokie lokie then!" Pinkie Pie handed it over to Jack.

"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE" Jack dashed out of Sugar Cube Corner at high speeds, with Pinkie Pie chasing after him.

"Hey, wait up!" Pinkie Pie said while running.

"You can keep the hand, but that poptart was the last one at stock, give it back!"

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*Breathing Heavily*

"I've got you surrounded right here, Jack. Now just hand over that poptart and everything will be ok...

"Ugh, fine, you can have it. If you do make anymore of those, then just call me alright?"

"Alrighty then, you can have the hands though, I already had them built in to my body since it was born.

"So why did you buy them?"

"Felt like it."

So the two pon-

"Hey, did you just hear someone else around here?"

"Uh, no, not really."

"Ah, then it just might be me hearing something..."

Somebody tell Pinkie Pie to stop breaking the fourth wall... Anyways, the two pon-

"...You sure you're not hearing so-" *mute*

Ahem, so the two ponies h-

"We're here at Ponyville at last!. now all we need is to get to da kichen!

dash dash dash cook cook cook bake bake bake

"Heheh, now time to save Sugarcube Corner, Yeehaw!"

dash dash dash

Ms. Cake!, Mr. Bake! I need your attention now!

Here's the thingy majingy that will save Sugarcube Corner!

"Lolwut? Save Sugarcube Corner? That Sugarcube Corner thing being gone was just an April Fools joke :3."

"But today's April twenty-fi-"

Shh, it's April 1st in the Equestria, just stick with it...

"Whatever you say!"