Oddworld Spike's Wrath

“Uhh…” mumbled spike as he woke up.

“Where the hell am I? Please tell me that last night wasn’t a dream and I’m back in Equestria.”

As he wiped the sleep out of his eyes he noticed that he was on a large bed in a crystal room, he was about to get up when he felt a sharp pain in his back and grumbled “Great that old injury is acting up again, screw this I need to get up and get cleaned up and find the others.”

With that spike got up from the bed and walked over to the bathroom. “Thank the goddess for indoor plumbing, I haven’t had a shower in years.” With that spike detached his crossbow from its mounting on his wrist and got undressed to reveal several faded scars in the shape of teeth marks and bullet wounds across his larger 6’4” lean body. “God I’m glad that I don’t have any wounds on my face or tail that would be very hard to explain to the others”. he commented as he looked at himself in the mirror.

After his shower spike grabbed his poncho, hat, boots, and crossbow and was about to go and see if he could find some food. but deciding it was not necessary to wear the hat he used to hide his identity from his bounties or the boots he used to not leave any prints so he could not be tracked back to his location, he left them on the nightstand and floor next to the door, as he was walking out into the large open hallway in search of food.

As he was going to the castle kitchen he had to pass the map room where he heard the voices of the girls and they were talking about him.

"What are yall talking about, I've never seen anything like that thing Spike had on his arm?” the voice of Applejack responded to the unheard question.

"And what was that thing he shot at us, and why was it moving?" asked the timid voice of Fluttershy.

"Where has he been?" asked Starlight

"I wonder if he is up yet and I hope he is ok?" asked Twilight.

"What kind of party should I throw for him?" blurted the overactive party pony; Pinky.

All the talking ended with that, as everyone's attention was directed to pinky.

“What… I need to know if I should throw a Yay your not dead party, or Hooray your back party?”

"All parties aside we need to wait for Spike to wake up, we will deal with the rest later,” responded Twilight.

As they all started to go back to talking about other things, spike made his way to the kitchen, deciding to make everyone some pancakes before showing up.

After about twenty minutes all talk in the map room ended and all was left were silence and the smell of pancakes, this made everyone get up and go to the kitchen to see Spike was cooking food, they were all about to protest him doing this for them until Spike turned around and shouted: “girls I made breakfast for you hope you’re hungry.” After a few minutes of nothing, he started to walk to the door to go get them but as he was reaching for the door he felt the sharp pain in his back and yelled in pain. This caused the seven eavesdroppers to fling the door open and tumble in to try to help Spike. This caused a spike to stumble back and land on his tail and ass.

As he got up he growled “What the hell girls? I’m fine.”

As the girls got up, Applejack asked “Then what was that scream we all heard?”

"You all heard that didn't you?"

They all nodded their heads in unison.

"Great…" he said sarcastically. “Fine I will tell you all when the rest of the family gets here but until then come eat some breakfast you all must be starving knowing how early you found me in the Everfree.”

They all stood there shocked un till twilight spoke up “How did you know your mom and the others are coming to see you?”

Two ways, one I know you Twi and second in my time away I had to develop my listing skills so I was not surprised by anything dangerous while I am asleep so I heard your conversation when you guys brought me back to the castle, or at least the part about my mom.”

"Ok that’s new," commented Rainbow.

After a nice breakfast, it was about time for Celestia and Luna to arrive with Cadance, Shining Armor, and Flurry Heart. But before that, he decided it would be best for them to be prepared for the inevitable hug tackle when they see him. He asked twilight. “Twi do me one favor before everyone arrives.”

“of course what do you need me to do?”

“can you teleport about….one, four, carry the one, no that’s over kill…about eight mattresses in front of the main door to the castle?”

“ya but why?”

"Trust me we're going to need it."

As twilight grabbed eight mattresses from around the castle and palaced them where Spike asked. There was a knock on the castle doors and it was soon pushed open to reveal not only princess Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and FlurryHeart, and Shining Armor, but also Discord, Big Mac, Twilight Velvet, Nightlight, the CMC, Ember, and Thorax. And upon seeing Spike, everyone had tears in their eyes, and all but Ember hug tackled him, and at that moment Spike knew he should have carried the one, as when they tackled him there was a large thud from the large mass of sobbing bodies slamming into the lone dragon.

After what felt like a year Spike was starting to have trouble breathing and used the last of his power to shout “PLEASE GET OFF, I CAN'T BREATH!” with that being heard they slowly got out of the disheveled mass so Spike could finally see the most important pony in his life and after a few deep breaths he said, “Hi mom, I’m home…” Was all he was able to get out when he was tackled again by his sobbing mother.

“My little ball of fire you truly are back!” Celestia cried through the overflow of tears of joy.

“I am a mom and I am not going anywhere,” Spike responded while wrapping his mother in a great hug.

After the longest hug and waterfall of tears ever recorded, ‘yes Discord measured’ Spike released his mother, but Celestia was not letting go, so spike cleared his throat snapping Celestia out of the impromptu death hug causing her to blush, and she said with a sheepish look “Sorry…but I was so happy to see you again.”

It's fine, Mom. I’m glad to be home after ten long years.” This caused the whole room to go silent

“TEN YEARS?!” everyone in the room except the Main 6 and starlight shouted causing the castle to shake

“Ya its been ten years for me, but before I passed out earlier the girls informed me it has only been two years for you guys, also I'm apparently dead so I'm guessing there is going be a lot of explaining to do, and there is no time like the present, but first can I get up please.”