Author's Note
Wanted to write this as a means to do more one shots and sort of get back into writing since I've been very busy with life to really write like I used too. I might do a continuation to this but for now it's a fun one shot that is random. Warning you now I'm a bit rusty.
The Herdist Sex Hour
In a big house located somewhere in the mountains lives 12 ponies, 6 mares and 6 stallions. Their names are Twilight Velvet, Night Light, Cookie Crumbles, Hondo Flanks, Windy Whistles, Bow Hothoof, Rain Flower, Shy Breeze, Cloudy Quartz, Igneous Rock Pie, Pear Butter, and Bright Mac. They live together as one big family. However, they live a very special, very different lifestyle. A lifestyle that is not uncommon in the world of Equestria but the structure of this lifestyle is considered strange by most.
At the moment, they are having a cookout while enjoying their new pool that they had installed. Everypony is having fun while doing their own things. Hondo Flanks and Bright Mac are at the grill cooking hayburgers, apples, pears, and fish. In the pool, Windy Whistles and Pear Butter are having a chicken fight with Bow Hothoof and Cookie Crumbles respectively holding them up. Shy Breeze and Igneous Rock Pie are some of the food; Shy Breeze eating a hayburger and Igneous eating grilled apples. And lastly, Cloudy Quartz, Night Light, Rain Flower and Twilight Velvet are playing cards, specifically poker.
"I fold." Rain Flower puts her cards down.
"Same here." Night Light put his cards down too.
With a smile on her face, Velvet showed her cards"Three of a kind."
Cloudy then showed her cards "Full House.". She then took all the chips into her pile.
With an upset tone, Velvet said "Dammit. You have a really good poker face, Cloudy."
"I have a poker face?" Cloudy questioned this since she never played with a supposed poker face.
Velvet said to Cloudy."Never mind. Another round?". She then used her magic to gather the cards and shuffle them.
"Ahhh!" The shout came from Windy Whistles, who was pushed into the water by Pear Butter. As a result, Pear Butter won the chicken fight.
Pear Butter said "I won Windy. That makes the score 6-6.". She then got out off of Cookie and tallied the score on a white board
After she got out of the water, Windy said "We're tied again. There's got to be something we can compete over."
Cookie got out of the water and said "I've got an idea. Follow me.". She, Pear Butter, and Windy Whistles headed inside the house. Bow got out of the water and went to get something to eat
Hondo shouted "The hayburgers and grilled apples are ready for anypony who wants more." Velvet used her magic to get one for herself along with some chips.
"What about the grilled pears?" Rain Flower asked as she stands near the grill
Bright Mac said "Almost done. Just need to add the special sauce made for it." As he is applying the sauce to the pears, some of it spilled on Rain Flower's swimsuit. "Oops. Sorry about that Rain Flower. Your not hurt, are you?
"No, I'm fine. The sauce feels a bit warm but I'm not hurt. I'm going to get changed out of this and get it in the wash." Rain Flower heads inside to get changed into a new swim suit.
While eating with the guys, Bow notices his watch going off, informing him that it is 6:00 pm. He looks at Shy Breeze and he gives him a nod to go ahead. Bow then gets up under the guise of using the bathroom and heads inside. Once inside, he notices Rain Flower head upstairs into the wash room and waited for her to come out of it naked. However, she came out of it with a pink robe and headed for a bedroom, supposedly hers. Bow flew upstairs, took a peak into the room and found Rain Flower naked. For a while, he admired her slightly plump body and huge breast. Not wanting to waste anymore time, he opened the door slowly and quietly, flew in, and closed the door behind him.
"Hey Rain."
Rain Flower turns around with an embarrassed tone-face "Bow. What are you doing here?"
"Just here to check up on you." Bow then walks up to her and placed his arms around her
Rain Flower said "I just came to get changed in another swimsuit. I put my other one in the wash already so there's no problem. After I put this one on, I was going to head back."
"I see. Although, I was hoping we could spend some "alone" time together, if you're interested." Just then, Bow kissed Rain Flower and grabbed her huge ass.
When Bow broke off the kiss, completely enthralled by it, Rain Flower said "Pleasure or Life?"
In the kitchen, Pear Butter and Windy have their mouths all puffy and closed off. The cause of this is them eating Cookie Crumbles's experimental baked goods; specifically, sour chocolate cookies. The purpose was to see who could stand eating her cookies without having to drink anything.
Cookie said "Well ladies, you've managed to hold your own against one of my experiments without having to drink something. Who will win and who will.............". But before she could say anything else, the two of them ran back outside to get drinks from the cooler to wash down their throats of that sour stuff. Cookie decided to head outside to see how they are doing but she noticed Shy Breeze heading upstairs. Wondering what he was doing, she decided to head upstairs too.
As soon as she arrived upstairs, he noticed Shy Breeze near the door with his right hand in his trunks, masturbating. She walks up to the door, which catches Shy Breeze off guard a bit but Cookie silents him to see what was going on. She looks inside to see Bow on top of Rain Flower and pounding her intensely. As he pounds her pussy, Rain Flower moans and groans from having his huge dick inside of her. While her body is being moved by the thrust so is her huge breast. Bow loved the sight of her giggling breast moving up and down and the expression on Rain Flower's face as he is fucking her.
Noticing the clock in the room and seeing what time it is, she says "It's the Herdist hour."
A Herdist, or Herdism. In the world of Equestria, it is when ponies in Equestria have more than one spouse. Under normal circumstances, a herdist is usually a stallion with more than one mare or a mare with more than one stallion. However, this is a strange herd that consist of already married couples who share their wives with each other. Meaning, every stallion is married to everymare. As for the Herdist hour, it is the hour when most ponies in herds agree to have sex; it starts at 6pm and ends at 6am. While having sex in a herd is up for the ponies in a herd to decide, it is said that having sex during the Herdist hour is said to bring three things: An always healthy sex drive, good fortune on the herdist group, and the best time to conceive a foal in a mare.
Cookie said "I take it Bow wanted to have some alone time with Rain Flower."
Shy Breeze said "Yeah. It was part of an agreement we made a while back. The agreement being I get to use Windy for a special sex position and roleplay experiment and he would get to have sex with Rain Flower at anytime."
"Does that deal involve you being allowed to watch?" Cookie asked this knowing how much of a voyeur Bow and Windy are but would not expect such a thing from Shy Breeze. She also thinks back to the time she was ruffed up by Bow and Hondo watched.
Shy Breeze said "No but you know that Bow and Windy don't mind if you watch them have sex. Plus, Rain and I have been getting into being voyeurs for quite some time now. We're really trying to get more adventurous in the bed room.
Cookie said "Is that so? In that case.". Her horn started to light up and she beams her horn in the direction of Twilight Velvet.
Velvet got the message from Cookie and got up from her chair. She gave a nod toward Night Light and he nodded back before she teleported away. She arrived in the same location Cookie and Shy Breeze are and teleports them away with her.
"Did you hear something?" Bow asked while standing on the edge of the bed while Rain Flower is on all fours on the bed
Rain Flower responded with "No. Now start eating me out."
Back outside, Windy and Pear Butter are still drinking as many drinks as they could find to get the sour out of their mouths.
Pear Butter said "Ok, I think we can both agree that neither of us won."
Windy said "I agree." She then notices what time it is. " I think we should break the tie with a more explicit game."
Pear Butter said "Works for me. But which one?".
Wanting to "help" them, Hondo suggested "How about "Cum at me three times" game?"
Bright Mac agreed with Hondo and said "Yeah, that sex game is the best game in Equestria right now, according to Playstallion magazine."
Pear Butter said "That's a good idea."
"I like that game too. I think it's appropriate tie breaker for us. Let's go get our partners." Windy flew toward Igneous, grabbed him by the wrist. "Come on Igneous, your my partner." She then turns to Cloudy "I'm using my Quartz points for this." Cloudy Quartz nodded and Windy took Igneous away.
"You don't have to carry me, Pear Butter." Night Light said as Pear Butter is holding him by her shoulder
"I know. Doesn't mean I can't." Pear Butter then walked inside of the house with him.
Bright Mac said looking at the disappointed look on Hondo's face "I take it you were trying to convince them to use you in the game."
Hondo asked "No kidding. Were they not catching on?"
Bright Mac said "Windy, I'm not so sure. Maybe. It was hard to know with her. As for Buttercup, she knew but didn't want to use you or me. Me because I'm her main stallion. It would be unfair if I was partnered with her or Windy since I would only think about making it possible for Buttercup to win. You probably weren't picked since you got to have fun with her last week and is cutting you off."
Hondo said "Your probably right."
Hondo Flanks, if you wish to have sex, you may have sex with me. You too, Bright Mac."
Hondo said with an eager tone"Alright."
Cloudy then said "But. You two have to help in the mines on Monday and this is pleasure, not life. You may also use any Cloudy or Igneous points as payment for this."
Hondo then looks at Bright Mac. Knowing he didn't have any points, or at least not that many, Bright Mac said "I'll cover both of us, Cloudy."
Back with Bow and Rain Flower, an hour later, Bow is pounding Rain Flower in the Captain position. As he he thrusting his dick, he continues to admire her panting face and her huge breast giggling up and down. But eventually, he could tell that he was about to cum, so he took his dick out of her pussy and sprayed his cum all over her breast and face. Any cum that got on Rain Flower's face was licked off.
Now laying on the bed and Rain Flower on top of her, Bow asked "Did you enjoy that, Rain Flower?"
"Yeah. I wasn't expecting this today. Thank you Bow." Rain Flower then gave Bow a kiss on the cheek.
"Anything for my second wife." Bow and Rain Flower started making out again.
As they made out, Rain Flower noticed what time it is and broke off the kiss. She then said "Maybe we should head back outside. I bet everypony is wondering where we are."
A loud voice shouted "Holy Celestia in the sun!"
Rain Flower said "That sounded like Igneous."
"Let's go check it out." Bow then got out of bed and headed for the door.
Rain Flower asked "Aren't you going to put on a robe?. She then got out of the bed too and grabbed her glasses.
Bow said "It's past the beginning Herdist hour so I see no point in wearing clothes. Besides, we've all seen each other naked."
Rain Flower said "I guess you're right.
Rain Flower got up and followed Bow out of the room toward the source of the noise, which is in the basement floor of the house. The two went down stairs, opened the entrance to the game room slightly, tip toed down the stairs. What they found is Igneous laying on his back while Windy is sucking on his dick at a fast speed with her ass in front of his face. Eventually, Igneous cummed in Windy's mouth. She showed off the cum to Pear Butter, who is licking certain spots on Night Light's dick, to prove that Igneous cummed. Windy then put the number "2" on the score board
Windy looked toward Igneous and said "Come on Igneous, you gotta cum one more time for me to win; but this time inside me."
"I'm not sure I can after that." Igneous panted from near exhaustion from having Windy sucking on his dick at such a fast pace.
Windy gave him a kiss on the forehead and said "Don't be like that. I know you can. We're already ahead of Pear Butter."
"Think again." Pear Butter then placed her entire mouth on Night Light's dick. In her mouth, she placed her tongue on the tip of his dick and cum immediately released from Night Light's dick. Pear Butter showed that she had Night Light's cum in her mouth.
Windy was dumbfounded "What the world? Night Light, did you use magic?"
Night Light said as he pants in exhaustion "Of course not. I couldn't possibly do that with her mouth on me."
As she is putting her score on the board, Pear Butter said "You may have the speed to make a stallion cum Windy, but I know how to make a stallion cum at the right moment with this mouth. It's the Pear in me and your no match for that."
Windy said "We'll see about that."
Bow whispered "Go Windy. I know you can win.". He and Rain Flower sneaked out afterwards
Rain Flower asked "Don't you want to stay and watch Windy?"
Bow responded "I would more than want to but I can tell that Windy is in the zone. "
"Look over there." Rain Flower pointed to the pool area. The two of them walked over to the edge of the door leading to the pool and saw Cloudy taking on Hondo and Bright Mac at the same time.
Cloudy has Bright Mac's dick inside of her pussy while Hondo has his dick inside of her mouth. Both stallions are holding her up while thrusting their dicks in her. Cloudy could only moan and groan as she is sticked in two of her holes. While it may not show, she's enjoying the sensation and the thrust coursing through her body. She could feel a strong sense of dick thrusting coming from Hondo but gentle thrust coming Bright Mac.
"They seem to be going at it with Cloudy." The voice is Twilight Velvet, which catches Bow and Rain Flower by surprise. She is also wearing a white lab coat and goggles on her head
Rain Flower asked "Velvet, what are you doing here?"
Velvet asked "I came to see if you were done with Bow because we need your help with something."
"Well yes but......" Before Rain Flower could say anything else, she was teleported away with Velvet
Velvet shouted "I brought her here.".
Rain Flower found herself in what appears to be a dungeon-laboratory with all these torture objects and sex toys. Rain Flower noticed Shy Breeze tied to a bed naked while being blindfolded and earplugs in his ear. Cookie Crumbles is wearing a red and white nurses outfit while sucking on Shy Breeze's dick and is being tickled by feathers all over his body. Rain Flower then asked "What have you've been doing to Shy Breeze?"
Cookie took her mouth off of Shy Breeze and explained "Experimenting with him. We've been figuring out new ways to stimulate our husbands so we can better please them when ever we switch things up more often.
Velvet said "It'll especially come in handy when we start making foals."
Rain Flower asked in confusion "Are making Shy Breeze impregnate you two?"
"No. We wouldn't do something like that without your consent or his."Velvet assured her.
Cookie then stated "Besides, Hondo needs to give me our first foal before he spreads it with the others just like how Shy Breeze has to give you your first foal too. We all made that agreement; you know that."
Rain Flower asked "Ok. So what do you need me for?"
Velvet then showed her a black book that and explained "We need your personal insight on Shy Breeze. Make sure we've unlocked every kink we got from him and maybe find some kinks we're missing."
Rain Flower said "Sure. I can help."
"Great. Now we can begin Experiment 45." Cookie clapped her hands in excitement.
Rain Flower asked "What's that?"
Cookie said "Let's just say it involves nipples,ball sucking, and a butt plug. Most stallions can't pass this experiment. Only Bright Mac passed this while Hondo, Night Light, and Bow failed it."
Rain Flower said "Speaking of Bow, I hope he's not upset that I went away like that."
"I don't think you have anything to worry about." Velvet used her magic to pull up an image outside to see where Bow is. She found that he joined Bright Mac and Hondo in fucking Cloudy; he has his dick in her pussy, Bright Mac has his dick in her asshole, and Hondo has his dick in her mouth.
