Adventures of Equestria

by Eanhufwetulyu

Ponyville Festival

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Adventures of Equestria

Chapter One: Ponyville Festival


The night air is full of music, dancing lights, laughter, and joy as the citizens of Ponyville dance and party the night away.

"YO YO! This is your main pony with best beats DJ P-ON-da-E! How you doing out there Ponyville?!" She calls out. The crowds go wild with screams and cheers in response. "That what's I like to hear! We goanna be throwing it down all night in celebration of our newest princess. PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPRAKLE!" She walks out on the stage wearing form filling dark purple jacket with at checked miniskirt; she spreads her wings waving at the crowds. They explode with even louder cheers and shouts.

"Now welcome the members of her royal court," As Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, and Rarity walk out on the stage with each wearing a sexy party dress. They walk up next to Twilight and wave at the crowd. "Come on Ponyville let all of Equestria hear you!" They continue to cheer as the girls greet the cheering crowd.

Soon the girls jump off the stage and go to the dance floor. DJ P-ON-da-E says, "Alright here's a great single from that awesome unicorn Ushony's More."

The crowd starts to dance to the song while some of the single stallions up one after another to dance with Twilight and her friends, but Fluttershy gets freaked out by all the approaching men; she screams and flies away into the night. The other laughs watching her take off.

Poor Spike sits at the bar drinking while he watches Rarity dirty dance with other stallions. He feels flames of jealously ignite seeing the woman he loves dry hump one man after another. He looks down at his small figure then looks at the taller and more muscular guys dance with his true love. ~You will be mine one day Rarity, so please wait for me,~ he thinks jumping down from the bar stool and walks away from the party.

Know y'all been patiently waiting, I know you need me, I can feel it,
I'm a beast, I'm an animal, I'm that monster in the mirror,
The headliner, finisher, I'm the closer, winner.
Best when under pressure with seconds left I show up.

Rainbow Dash backs other away as she starts doing break dancing moves. Once she completed a move, she challenges Apple Jack to copy or beat her move. AJ smirks and takes the challenge. The people around them cheer on their competition.

The crowd starts chanting loudly, "GO PINKIE! GO PINKIE!" As she stuffs her face with piece after piece of cake while drinking a whole bottle of Flim and Flam's Hard Lemonade after each piece.

As the song whines down, Twilight finishes her dance with one of her current partners. She catches a quick glance and sees Spike walking away from the party. She thanks her partner and races over to catch up with him.


Twilight catches up with him and a sees a sad look on his face. She places a conforming hand on the three foot tall dragon. His tail pecks up after dragging on the ground for a bit. She picks up her loyal assistant and flies away into the night sky. A few minutes later, they sit on a hill on the outskirts looking at the night lights from the town and the raging party taking place in the center square. Spike's expression still shows heavy signs of depression and sadness. "Okay Spike what's going on? Why are you so depressed?" She starts off with, "Is it because you weren't…"

He interrupts her, "it's not because of that Twi, I'm just sad that I can't express. No I'm mad as hell that I can express my true feelings to Rarity!"

Her eyes bug out the hearing Spike's confession, "Spike we all know that you have a major crush on Rarity…"

"No Twilight I don't how a crush on Rarity! I love her!" He shouts.

"Well there is no arguing with that, so how do you plan on telling her that you love her?"

He looks down at his feet and starts tapping his claws together, "I really wish I knew. How can I tell her that I want to be her very special somepony?"

Twilight busts out laughing hearing his statement; he shoots an angry look at her. She covers her mouth, "Spike I'm not laughing at your feeling for Rarity, but I don't think you can be her special somepony." He drops his head in defeat hearing his closest friend statement. She sees his reaction and flails her arms frantically in front of her, "What I really mean is that you wouldn't be her very special somepony, but her very special somedragon."

"I don't care if I'm her very special some-back-scratcher; I just want to be with her. Ah who I'm kidding! Compare to the other guys she was dancing with, I'll just be her little, short, small Spikily-Wikie. I have to show that I'm more than that; I have to show that I'm a man ready for a real lasting relationship with the woman I love. There has got to be a way!" he states holding his closed fist in front of his face.

"Spike three things you have to account for. First, you're only seventeen years old…"

"So what! Rarity and the rest of you are only three years older than me; also I like older women. You know more experience." He says in a sultry tone.

She rolls her eyes, "Spike I don't think Rarity has 'that' type of experience at lease I don't think she does. Anyway second, how do you plan to make her see this more mature and serious you?"

He taps his claw on his chin thinking for a minute, "Oh I got it! You can use a spell to transform me into a more mature form."

Twilight gives a yeah right look to him, "Forget it. I don't know any spells like that, and if I did I wouldn't cast it. You would just be living a lie, so forget it."

"Dammit!" he shouts.

"Third, do you think she has the same feelings as you for have for her?"

"I won't know till I can prove myself to her, and that's way I need your help," he replies looking back down at the town.

The party spotlight dance around the star filled night sky. Twilight wraps her arm around him, "Spike your more than just an assistant and friend; you're my little brother, and I'll do whatever I can to help you."

He looks at her with a smile and tears in his eye, "Thanks sis!"

They look back out at the town, but they notice some figures flying in the sky in a circular pattern.


"Ponyville its hitting 1 am and we still partying hard! We won't stop till the sun rises! This is your main pony with the best beats DJ P-ON-da-E! Now I got another great kicking hit from those two techno geniuses Daft Ponie! Here it's one of their great hits One More Time!"

AJ and Rainbow's dancing match ends in a tie with the men crying out for more. They smile waving at their cheering fans. They walk off the dancefloor and seeing Rarity sitting at one of the tables with Pinkie face down on the table. "What happen to her?" Rainbow asks.

Pinkie briefly lifts her head off the table and burps out, "No more, I can't eat anymore." Then her head slams back onto the table, and the other bust out laughing at their friends.

AJ and Rainbow sit down with Rarity and passed out Pinkie. The three watch at everyone else parties and dances to the music. They looks at all the sexy stallions dance with equally hot mares; they start scanning over the floor and along the sideline tables, but they fail find a certain alicorn.

"Hey where's Twilight?" AJ questions still scanning back and forth for her.

Rainbow leans back in her chair, "You saw all those sexy-ass stallions. Maybe she went off to get her wings waxed if you know what I mean." She busts out laughing drinking a beer that was brought to the table. The others just roll their eyes at her comment.

"Its quite off for the guest of honor to not be at her own party," Rarity comments.

AJ continues to scan and makes an important find, "Speaking of Twilight where's that little rascal Spike at? Do you think he's with her?"

"What Spikily-Wikie with Twilight what could he be doing with her?" Rarity questions.

"Or maybe he found a mare that wants to play with him? Because Rarity is too uptight," Rainbow smirks taking another drink. Rarity begins to burn beet red thinking about the meaning of her words

"Rainbow lay off! Maybe they just went to bed," AJ replies. Rainbow spits out the liquid in her mouth and busts out laughing falling out of her chair.

Rarity looks up sees several red-orange balls come falling out of the sky, "Hey what is…"

*BOOM!* *BOOM!*

Several large fire balls come clashing down to the ground exploding into a giant pool of fire. Everyone screams and panics running in different directions to avoid the continuous assault of fireballs raining from the sky. Then several giant flamethrowers light up the sky, the flames burn a deadly path along the ground. Houses and building in the path of destruction burn brightly as the columns of fire make their way to the center of the town.

"What the hell! Where's all that fire coming from?!" Rarity screams taking cover under the table.

Rainbow jumps up from the ground looking at that blazing inferno, "Are you that dense! We're under attack! And I'm going to make the responsible pay for burning up our town." She takes off into the sky screaming, "CHARGE!" Several other Pegasus follows her into the air yelling the same thing.

"Everyone! We to have get these fires under control," Apple Jack calls out get the remaining people at the party to spread out in all directions. The fire department goes into swift action doing their best to combat the flames. "Rarity get your spoil princess ass in gear and help the others!" Another large blast echoes through the early morning air painting the night sky with more rising flames. She looks in the direction of the blast; she feels a moment of absolute horror and angry seeing the flames burning Sweet Apple Acres. "NO!" She makes a mad dash for home.

Rarity sees the expression on her friend's face and follows right behind her to help save Sweet Apple Acres. "This is horrible! Who do such a thing?"


Twilight and Spike watch in horror from the outskirts as the shadow covered figures in the sky continue to shoot out giant fireballs and flamethrowers.

"Twi we have to do something quick before…" another giant blast erupts interrupting Spike drawing their attention towards the outskirts of town.

Their fears increase seeing the trees at Sweet Acres burn and the woods near Fluttershy's house also a blaze. Twilight grabs Spike and activates her teleportation spell; a purple light warps around them and in a flash they vanish.


Rainbow Dash and the other Pegasus soar to the shadow figures raining down a hell-storm of fire to the people and town below. "Alright everyone go into tight V-shape formation! Follow my lead and we'll knock whoever these assholes out of the sky!" Rainbow commands flying at full speed at one of the figure, but it shots out a massive fire ball at Rainbow and her followers. "HOLY SHIT! WATCH OUT! SPLIT UP!" She screams breaking formation dodging the incoming fireball, but she feels a burning pain in her left arm.

"DRAGONS! WE'RE FIGHTING FUCKING DRAGONS!" one of the Pegasus fighters cry out.

"What!" Rainbow yells.

Suddenly another giant fireball comes straight at Rainbow Dash, but she can't dodge. She shuts her eyes and braces for the impact, but she feels nothing. When she opens her eyes as a purple force field is surrounding her.

"Rainbow are you ok?" Twilight ask flying up next to her friend. Rainbow nods and she calls out to the dragons, "STOP THIS AT ONCE!"

The dragons look at her and her wounded friend, and they start laughing. "Well! Well! If is not the newest wimpy princess," as a red dragon teenage wearing a black t-shirt, green jeans, and black combat boots comes flying up to Twilight and Rainbow. "Hey boys! Be careful or they will attack us again." They all break out laughing harder and louder.

"It's that asshole Garble! You're the one leading this attack!" Rainbow yells seeing the red dragon coming forward.

"Why are doing this?" Twilight inquires.

"What we're having a little fun," he smirks.

"Now that you had your fun leave now!" she commands.

"Fine, but before we go I have a message for that piece of shit wannabe-pony Spike. Tell him that I want revenge for betraying us. We're going to have a dragon on dragon fight," he states.

"What to do plan at this fight?" she questions.

"That's simple, I'm going to kill him," he laughs evilly.

"What! Why would you do that?!" Rainbow interjects holding her injured arm.

"He betrayed us, and he's going to pay for it with his life!" he growls with some flames coming out of his mouth. Twilight gives an angry look and he comments, "Ooh such a scary face! Come to think of it; I should fry your asses for helping that traitor, but I'll save you and your friends for another day!"

Garble flies back over to his fellow dragons and snaps his talon making the other dragons fall into line. Then he rises his hand signaling the other dragons to power up their breath weapons. The fifty dragons' mouths glow bright red-orange as they charge to max power. "Now here's a message for the piss-ant dragon Spike." He takes a deep breath and yells loud enough for voice to be heard over all the screaming and panic in Ponyville and the sounding areas, "LISTEN UP SPIKE! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE IT OUT DRAGON TO DRAGON ONE WEEK FOR TODAY! AND GET THIS LOSER IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP! MY FRIENDS AND I WILL BURN THIS FUCKING TOWN AND EVERYONE IN IT TO ASH!" He snaps his fingers again then the dragons power down their breath weapons. Garble looks back and Twilight and Rainbow with killer instinct in his eyes, "You better be sure that dragon is here or you'll be first one I roast. Let's move out!"

Twilight and Rainbow watch the dragons fly off in the early morning sky. The other Pegasus go in different directions to help put out fires by moving rain clouds over areas that still burning. The girls land at Sweet Apple Acres to see 60% of the orchard burnt down. AJ and Rarity walk over to meet their friends covered in ash. AJ shows a defeated look on her face seeing how much was destroyed during the attack. Fluttershy comes flying with an equal horrified and defeated look on her face. Then Pinkie Pie comes stumbling up to others with and confuse look, "Wow this must have been some party!"

Everyone gives her an annoyed look till Twilight says with dread in her voice, "Yeah Pinkie and if we don't figure something out soon. The next party will be our last for everyone."



Author's Note

Thanks for reading everypony and remember comments are magic

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