Alright, alright. So, like, there was this time in Canterlot when Twilight Sparkle made herself really really big. Like, at least 100 times the size of a normal mare. She was 400 feet tall. And Shining Armor was stuck in guardsman training and really wanted to fuck her. And Twilight’s growth let him do that, so, like, yeah.
It was just a normal morning in Canterlot. Celestia was raising the sun and lowering the moon, the birds were singing, the town drunk woke up with a monster need to pee, and Twilight Sparkle was conducting yet another magical fuck up.
The night before, Twilight was told by “Celestia” to practice a growth spell. What she didn’t know is that it was really Nightmare Moon fucking with her sister because this was before the elements were a thing. So Twilight cast the spell and suddenly became a 400 foot tall pony, somehow not destroying the buildings around her.
Meanwhile, Shining Armor was caught fapping because he fapped loud enough for his Drill Sergeants to hear him. His loud moans were not helping him either.
“Private Shining Armor!” The Drill Sergeant yells, “Why On Celestia’s Green Equestria Were You Fapping!? And To Your Sister, No Less!!!”
“Because She’s Hot To Me, Sir!” Shining responded.
“Don’t Call Me Sir, I Work For A Living Celestia Damnit!” The Drill Sergeant Yelled, pointing to the door, “Now Go Wait With Your Battle Buddy At Your Bunk Until I Get You Some Real Porn!”
With that, Shining walked outside and met with his Battle Buddy while looking into his confused face.
“What’s going on?” Shining asks.
“When was your sister bigger than Godzilla?” Shining’s Battle Buddy asks, pointing to Twilight as she walks over to the training camp.
First of all, Godzilla doesn’t exist in our media. Second off, my sister just got hotter!”
As Twilight approaches, Shining ran outside to meet her.
“Big Brother!!” Twilight cries out.
“Little Sister!!” Shining cries out, “Sit On Me!!”
With that said, Twilight turns around, reveals her soaking wet pussy, and sits on her brother. Shining climbs deep inside of her sister and starts to wiggle around, making Twilight shiver at the sensation of her brother being in her pussy. Eventually, Shining’s cock gets rock hard and he starts to hump various and random parts of Twilight’s womb until he cums and paints it white with his cum. Shining, being virile as fuck, ends up filling Twilight’s massive womb with his cum until it starts to leak out of his sister.
Meanwhile, the Drill Sergeants and Company Commanders of Shining’s training camp start directing all the recruits out of the camp as Twilight’s moving around is crushing almost all of the camp, and Shining’s cum is now flooding the region with an uncomfortable substance.
“FUCK ME, SHINING!” Twilight cries out loud enough to be heard across all of Canterlot. As if her moans weren't enough to disturb the peace.
“Drill Sergeant,” Shining’s Company Commander yells, “I thought you said that you’d get Shining to stop fapping to his sister! And I thought I told you to stop shitting on officers!”
“Y-Yes Sir, Sorry Sir!” Shining’s Drill Sergeant says, “I’ll Take Care Of It Right Away!”
“No you won’t,” Celestia interrupts, coming out of bumfuck nowhere, “This arouses me so I won’t let you.”
And so, Shining kept fucking his massive sister with his scale-wise tiny mister, and Twilight was loving every second of it. Eventually, Shining shriveled up from the amount that he came and crawled over to Twilight’s g-spot in an attempt to make her squirm more, the giant mare now destroying more of the training camp in the process.
“Forgive Me Your Majesty, But I’ve Had Enough Of This.” Shining’s Drill Sergeant says as he walks outside, “PRIVATE ARMOR!!!”
“Yes Drill Sergeant?” Shining asks, poking his head out of Twilight’s pussy.
“IF I TOLD YOU TO STOP FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER, THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK ACTUALLY FUCKING HER MAKES ME FEEL!?”
It was at this moment Shining knew…
He fucked up.
Scrambling to get out of his sister and in front of his DS, Shining kept gathering copious amounts of his own cum all over his uniform, likely making it uncleanable.
“THIRD PLATOOOOOOON!!! GET OUT HERE!!!!” The Drill Sergeant
Coming out out the somehow untouched and not cum covered building, Shining Armor’s platoon all ran out of the building and scrambled into formation with Shining, a Battle Buddy, and the Drill Sergeant at the front of the formation.
“Third Platoon! In Case You Were Wondering Who’s Responsible For The Damage Of Every Part Of This Training Camp Except Our Barracks Building, You Have The Shitbags In Front Of You To Blame!”
“Was is because he tapped to his sister again?” “Doesn't he have a girlfriend?” “I think we're standing in cum.” “Shining Armor? Again?” “I knew I should've become a Royal Marine.” “We're so fucked.”
The platoon was filled with ponies whispering their thoughts and opinions of what's been going on, the Drill Sergeant not at all angered about how the privates were talking without his permission. Because all was going to not matter for the next half hour.
“You Should All Know What Comes Next.”
“YES DRILL SERGEANT!!!” The Platoon yelled out, loudly and thunderously.
“THE PUSH-UP!!!” The Drill Sergeant announced.
“THE PUSH-UP!!!” The Platoon repeated.
“Starting Position, Move!”
And with that, the entire Platoon all dropped down to the push-up position, however ponies do push-ups, and they all received a PT session that they would never forget and would take out in the form of sexual frustration on Shining Armor’s butt sometime in the future. But that's another story that's far more gay than this one, thus it's for another time. Oh yeah, and Shining becomes the Captain eventually, that's important.
Alright, that's the story of why the Royal Guard is shit. Rumor has it that they didn't clean up the cum and that's why the plants talk. That means that Flurry Heart isn't Shining's first child, some random flower is. Good thing Cadence will never find out.
