***Alternate - It's modern art, I swear!***
FYI this chapter should be read right after the end of chapter 1, and it is a simple bait and switch (which TJ executed beautifully)

pic occurs here NSFW: https://derpicdn.
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“Rarity, what the heck is this thing?” Spike held aloft a very suspicious looking tool. One that Rarity had been SURE she’d put away the night before.

She looked to one side, trying to conceal her embarrassment. “It’s uh… modern art.”

Spike looked at her disbelievingly, as a thick off-white drop beaded out of the top and slid down the side. “It’s leaking…”

Rarity tried to play it off. “Yes. Very artistic.”

“Huh.” Spike put the large ‘art-piece’ down on the counter-top. “Well…”

“Yes. Well…” Rarity coughed into her hoof.

“You know… it’s not really that size. The original model the art is based on, I mean.” Spike blushed, prodding the phallic-sculpture. He was touching the flared ridges curiously.

“I’m not sure what you mean, darling.” Rarity chuckled nervously. She watched as the dragon’s claws continued to explore the ‘artwork’ and its facets. Her blush grew redder and redder. She couldn’t stand it any longer. “Ahem. Dear. The… uh, sculpture may be… fresh from its ‘packaging. Please stop handling it.”

Spike’s claws froze in their movement. His face blushed bright red and he brought his claws slowly off the slick exterior of the functionally artistic piece.

“Yes.” Rarity coughed again. “Sorry. But it wasn’t the uh… hmm... rear-packaging.”

Spike lifted his claw up to his nostrils and took a deep whiff.

“DARLING.” Rarity blushed and scolded. “Inappropriate!”

“S-sorry… I’ll… I’ll just leave you to enjoy your… art.” Spike began to slink away.

Rarity shook her head. Then got a wry grin as a new thought entered her head. “Well, darling… perhaps you can show me just how ‘accurate’ this art truly is after all.”

“Huh?”

END

Author's Note

Don't worry, they banged anyway, there was just a dragon dildo in the background in this alternate universe.