Friendship is a Game

by Twistedphoenix1

Chapter 155

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Author's Note

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Chapter 155

Diamond’s Room, Sanctuary

“Ok Rudolph,” Diamond says as she takes the bear from between her breasts and sets it on her dresser. “Start talking.”

She normally wouldn’t use her room, instead just sharing Spike’s, but since he was all tapped out for now… Plus she wants to address this thing in private.

“...Not speaking huh? Well then.”

Snapping her fingers, a couple of Imps appear with small daggers in hand. As they begin approaching the bear, Diamond sees...is that sweat?

“Alright!” A voice sounds and the bear starts scooting back. “Alright fraulein! Just call off these beasts!”

Diamond grins and snaps again, dismissing the Imps.

“Good. Now, mind telling me what exactly you are?”

“What does it look like I am? I’m a teddy bear!”

Diamond raised an eyebrow at the bear and raised her hand to snap again when the bear waved his hands frantically.

“I swear Fraulein! One day I could suddenly walk and talk and enjoy the feeling of a large, bountiful bosom!”

“...” Diamond just stares at the bear before pulling up a screen and typing out a message to Micro and Chara.

Either one of you able to come up to my room?

Be there soon

Chara responds and Diamond turns back to the bear...only to see him rooting through her panty drawer. She took a deep breath and absorbed the sexually charged energy from the bear. Regardless of what this thing is, as long as it isn’t evil, she was keeping him around.

Tirek

“Give me one reason I shouldn’t blow your head off now!” Tirek roars as Adachi twists on the ground. “Your idea got one of my Gamer Guard captured!”

“I’m...I’m sorry sir,” Adachi whimpers out. Wiley, off to the side is disturbed by that. Regardless of how much he hates Adachi, he still considers him a formidable person. To see him broken like this…

“You’ve proven yourself to me in the past, but you screw up again…”

“Yes sir!”

“Lord Tirek,” Giovanni says, walking into the room. “Allow my team to launch an attack. We can hit them hard.”

“B...bullshit!” Adachi spits as he barely manages to stand. “We saw the footage of him shredding that giant plant. He has some of your pocket pets of his own!”

“I didn’t plan to attack him directly. Or his friends. Not directly at least.”

“We can’t just attack the town!” Wiley chimes in. “If we start attacking society as a whole then we paint a target on our back.”

“What attacks?” Giovanni smirks. “Nature doesn’t attack anyone. It’s just random.”

Tirek thinks for a moment.

“Fine. But I want you to stay out of it. Put one of your lieutenants in charge.”

“Of course.”

Chara and Diamond

“...You’re shitting me.” Chara mutters as she reads the Observe screen.

Residual Magic from activities in the area has seeped into this bear, animating it and giving it a personality.

“No mein fraulein,” Rudolph says. “You are looking at 100% genuine bear. And I’m looking at a wonderful set of peaks and valleys!”

Chara just raises an eyebrow before turning to Diamond.

“You really want this thing here?”

“Of course!” Diamond cheers. “He’s a portable buffet for me. As much as I wish I could drag Spike into closet to satisfy me every time I’m peckish, we can’t spend every moment together. This is easy. Cutely carry him between my tits and I’m satisfied.”

“Und I get to enjoy the soft pillowy nature of those fine melons!” Rudolph cheers. Chara just facepalms, wondering how the hell life is so complicated. Seriously, with so many friends, girlfriends/boyfriends, and friends with benefits there are, you need a damn chart to keep track of them all.

“By the way,” Diamond starts. “Where is Micro? I’m shocked he didn’t at least check in to see what I needed help with out of curiosity.”

“Oh yeah. He still has a bet to win. And one to pay off.”

Valhalla

“Deja vu,” Micro spits as he snaps Nagisa’s wrist before stabbing his beam katana up through his head.

Behind him, a giant horned beast of a bull man known as Iron Bull swung his blade down. A second pair of arms shot out and sliced through the weapon with a lightsaber.

“I don’t think so,” Micro barks as Perl takes over his back arms and stabs forward. The Iron Bull grimaces as his stomach is pierced, but instead of flinching away, he pushes forward and grabs the arms, squeezing them hard.

“AHHHH!” Micro and Perl echoed in their mind.

Due to Gamer’s Body, the bones don’t break but that did drain most of their go before Perl twisted the lightsaber to kill Iron Bull.

‘We might have to use one of our trump cards,’ Perl states.

‘No. We have to get better without them or we’ll never improve!’

Before they could react, Lyndis from Fire Emblem rushes in and cuts Micro across the chest. He feels the slight trickle of blood, showing he is out of HP.

“Death by fucking waifu,” he curses. Still though he clashes blades as the blade lord aims for his neck. She ducks low and slices his legs off at the knee. Through Perl’s quick thinking though, she manages to stab Lyndis as they fall forward.

From the observation area, Shiro, Magni, and Modi all sigh.

“Damn,” Modi says. “Not gonna last much longer being unable to move.”

“At least he lasted twice as long this-” Magni began before Shiro held up a hand.

“Don’t speak too soon.”

Down on the battlefield, Micro’s body begins rising up as wind whips up around him. Fire burns at the stumps where his legs got cut as anger burns in his eyes. With a roar of primal, battle rage he shot forth, his Keyblade appearing in one of his hands while Perl’s other hand held the Shovel Blade.

Hector, who had rushed forward to avenge Lyn, doesn’t have time to even heft his axe as the spinning whirlwind of blades tore through him. Some of the small fry fights are caught in the storm as well when finally his charge is stopped by a large shield that more resembled a vault door. Looking up, Micro sees the smiling face of Braum. The Champion pushes him back and Micro barely keeps the wind steady around him. Just as he is about to charge again-

BANG!

A brief while later

“What killed me,” Micro groans as he stands on shaky feet.

“Ruby caught you with a sniper shot,” Shiro shrugs. Micro curses before looking up to see his time. One minute and 24 seconds.

“Still not even halfway,” Micro sighes, worrying he will never meet that five minute mark.

“Hey man, you’ve still beat most people’s second time,” Magni adds. “My second time I didn’t even last a minute.”

Micro smiles a bit at that, happy he is at least making good progress. With a tilt of the head, he rolls his eyes but nods. In a flash, Perl is standing there in the leather gear she was wearing when she helped Shiro prank his brothers.

“So big boy,” she says, approaching the half giant with a sway in her hips. “I believe I owe you a date. Anything in mind?”

Magni began blushing and stammering. Shiro grins and speaks up.

“Magni does have a more normal human form so you could always hit up a movie.”

“Sounds good to me,” Perl says. She begins making her way out the room, both Magni and Shiro staring at her swaying rear. Magni turned to his half brother.

“You get with that yet?”

“No,” Shiro admits. “She and to an extent, Micro, are unsure they want to go that far yet. She is opening up though. Maybe you’ll be the lucky first.”

“I can still hear you!” Perl calls back.

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