Friendship is a Game

Anderson flings his arms out wide and a flurry of bayonet blades shoot through the air toward the couples. Sweetie just smirks and stabs her sword into the ground. A wall of ice shoots up and the blades bury themselves deep within.

“This guy is catholic right?” Sweetie asks. “Who would be best at seducing him?”

Shiro snorts as Micro and Scoots both roll their eyes and shoot around the wall. Micro was moving nearly as fast as Scoots in rose petal form with all his DEX boosts. They both slice through the many pages that Anderson let flying out as they race toward the pulpit. Once they reach the Judas Priest, they swing their weapons at his throat. Two more blades in hand, Anderson blocks the Kama and Beam Katana.

“How many of those things do you have!?” Scoots growls as more appear between his fingers like Wolverine claws.

“I have bayonets for days,” Anderson says cockily, until a new arm shoots out from Micro’s shoulder and cracks him on the jaw. His jaw heals almost instantly but it stuns him long enough for Shiro to land a few shots from his pistols.

“Been a while since I used these babies,” he smirks.

“Don’t sound as loud as mine!” Alucard’s voice calls from the other room. Shiro rolls his eyes as Anderson stands up and the holes from Shiro’s shots heal.

“Back up!” Sweetie calls as the others move and her snake sword, crackling with electricity, shoots by and wraps around the priest.

“Gaaaah! Son of a protestant whore! You witch bitch!”

He strains against the chain for a moment before the shards snap and he charges Sweetie. Shiro appears in front of him in full pissed off Tigerian form and grabs Anderson’s head with his claws.

“You done goofed,” he growls, pulling the priest’s head down and into his knee. Anderson went to stab him in his sides but felt Scoot’s kama hold his arms back as Micro kicks him in the head.

“You know what?” Anderson growls. “Fuck it! Nail!”

He pulls out a long box and Micro and Shiro’s eyes go wide. Micro suddenly went into Devil Trigger form and ran at Anderson as Shiro’s eyes lit up.

“The rule is we only have to fight whoever’s door we open right?”

“Yeah?” Scoots questions confused. “But what does that-“

“Keep him distracted,” Shiro shouts, running toward the wall. “Sweetie! With me!”

Scoots watches the two confused but turns when she hears Micro roar in pain. Turning, she sees his skin sizzling as pages stick to his body while he struggles to hold a now unsealed nail away from Anderson’s body. He shifted out of the form as the holy power ate away at him.

“Bloody heathen! Calling on that power to-“

BOOM!

BANG!

The hand holding the nail is blasted apart as the gunshot rings out. Standing next to a now partially destroyed wall. Shiro smirks.

“So…what do you say we go on a walk together?”

“Hehehehehahahahahha!” A deep voice echoes as a man in a crimson trench coat walks through the hole.

“How in the blood soaked Protestant hell-“

“Fuck you that’s how,” Sweetie says at the same time as Alucard. The vampire turns to her and smiles.

“I like you.” She blushes a bit but turns to Anderson, flicking her wrist as the remains of her snake sword rise up and rush at Anderson. “You and Integra…that would make a fine threesome.”

The blade bits falter a bit and Anderson takes the chance to dive toward the nail, but Micro swings his Inventory screen over it and absorbs it in.

“I don’t think so,” he growls around a green lollipop.

“Anderson!” Alucard calls out. “We’ve only been neighbors here for a few hours but it feels like years!”

“Oh for God’s sake,” Anderson growls. He swings his bayonets wide and multiple fling out. Alucard and Shiro shoot a few down while Micro ducked. Scoots dashed over and landed on top of Sweetie as the bayonets flew over them. Sweetie looked up at Scoots and smirks.

“Couldn’t wait until after the date to get like this?” Sweetie asks. Scoots blushes a bit.

“Well, it is certainly hard not to get excited when you are wearing this skimpy outfit.”

Sweetie giggles as she looks up at Scoots.

“Remember that sleep over when we played truth or dare…Applebloom thought she was so funny.”

Scoots goes red again but nods. Sweetie smirks and pulls her into a kiss. Scoots is shocked at first but soon returns it. They lose track of time but eventually they hear someone give a long whistle.

“Did I say threesome. How about a foursome?”

“Only if you could get Sera’s to somehow materialize.”

Looking up they see Alucard, Micro, and Shiro sitting on Anderson’s large corpse as they watch the show.

“You sure?” Alucard asks. “Her and The Frenchman are a package deal.”

Micro is replaced for a moment with Perl.

“I happen to think Pip is hot,” she smirks. Alucard looks her up and down before turning to Shiro.

“No,” Shiro said. “I only have cat mode…and I’m straight.”

“Damn,” Alucard curses. “Never had a chance for a furry before. How can I claim no one can understand my sexual preference if I don’t try everything once?”

The two girls on the ground blush and stand up as Perl stands to join them. Pausing for a moment. She turns and goes over to Alucard.

“Don’t know if you are made up for this, pulled from the multiverse or what. But thank you for your help.”

She quickly leans in and kisses Alucard who, surprisingly doesn’t make it sexual and just kisses her back lightly.

“Thank you my dear,” Alucard says as he lets her go. “You know, you didn’t need to transform your do that.”

“Micro is straight. I’m Bi. Speaking of…” looks at Shiro. “Micro’s going to let me take the first round.”

Shiro goes a bit wide eyed in shock before smirking as Perl walks off to join Scoots and Sweetie.

“I hope you’re packing something big under there cat boy,” Alucard says. “Because when it comes to the bedroom.”

Shiro smirks and they say at the same time.

“Bitches love cannons!”