"Calm down, Twilight. Timber may have dumped you, but at least you're safe now", I said.

"Th-thank you, Alan", Sci-Twi said through tears.

An hour ago...

"Stay away from me!", Sci-Twi shouted. She was running through the Everfree Forest, getting chased by her former boyfriend. Gloriosa Daisy was doing everything she could to hold him off, but it wasn't enough. Eventually, he cornered the high-school girl. However, Shining Armor and I knocked Timber out.

"Alan, get Twily out of here!", Shining Armor said.

"On it! Come on, Twilight!", I responded. Sci-Twi and I ran off.

Now...

"He... he was going to... rape me... and... he wouldn't take no... for an answer. Alan, I...", Sci-Twi said through tears. She then grabbed my face and pulled me in for a kiss. My eyes grew wide. We separated. "I love you. I need you. I know I can trust you. Please, please be my boyfriend. You're the only boy I can trust." I looked into Sci-Twi's eyes. I pulled her in for a hug.

"Okay. I'll be your boyfriend", I said.

"Thank you", Sci-Twi said. She cried into my shoulder.

"I will always be with you. If Timber tries to reclaim you, I'll kick his ass", I said. She stopped crying and we kissed again, more passionately. Her face was a mess of tears. We separated. "I will mend your shattered heart if it's the last thing I do." Suddenly, we heard screaming. "What the hell?!"

"Run! RUN!", Gloriosa shouted. Sci-Twi and I ran as fast as we could. Shining Armor saw us, and picked us up. He ran as fast as a cheetah. Or, that what it seemed.

At Sci-Twi's house...

Shining Armor wielded a shotgun. "I'm gonna do something very illegal", he said. He ran out of the bedroom, ululating. I hugged my girlfriend. We then kissed passionately. Our tounges clashed in our mouths. We separated.

"Alan, you are my true love. Will you... marry me?", Sci-Twi asked. She opened a ring box. Inside was a ring.

"Yes", I said. She put the ring on my right ring finger. We kissed again. "Mmm...", I moaned. "Oh, Twilight. I love you so fucking much! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! You are the cutest girl I've ever met. I would love to marry you." We separated.

"HERE'S SPRUCEY!", Timber shouted. Sci-Twi and I screamed. We ran as fast as we could. Sci-Twi tripped.

"Twilight!", I shouted. Timber was behind Twilight. He raised his axe, but before he could strike, I grabbed Twilight's right arm and we ran off. However, Timber grabbed me! He cut my skin. "AH!" Blood spurted out from my arm. "You son of a bitch!" He chopped my other arm. "OW!" Suddenly, Midnight Sparkle scooped me up and we flew out. "Midnight Sparkle!"

"Are you okay, Alan?", Midnight Sparkle asked.

"My arms", I answered. "Timber chopped my arms. They're still attached, but it hurts like hell." I winced at the pain. Midnight Sparkle kissed me passionately. My arms magically healed. "Thanks."

"No problem", Midnight Sparkle said. She turned back to normal.

"Let's get out of here", Sci-Twi said.

A week later...

"Alan Kubicz, do you take Twilight Sparkle to be your lawfully wedded wife?", asked the priest.

"Hell, yeah", I responded.

"Twilight Sparkle, do you take Alan Kubicz to be your lawfully wedded husband?", the priest asked Sci-Twi.

"Of course", Sci-Twi responded.

"Then I now pronounce you husband and wife!", the priest said. Sci-Twi and I kissed passionately. The altar was uproarious with applause.

"Congratulations, Twily", Shining Armor said.

"Thanks, big brother", Sci-Twi replied.

"Your parents would be proud of you, Alan", Spike said.

"Yeah, I know", I said. I looked out over the horizon. Sci-Twi grabbed my hand. The Rainbooms (except for Sci-Twi) performed "Dream On" by DAGames. We danced like there was no tomorrow. We were happy to be married.

After the wedding, we went on our honeymoon in. We returned home in a week.

At home...

"I know I'm too young to have sex, but... let's have some fun", Sci-Twi said. Despite her young age, Sci-Twi was willing to have sex with me.

"But what if you die at childbirth?", I asked.

"It's okay. I'll always be with you", Sci-Twi answered. She kissed me passionately. We then had sex. After that, we panted heavily.

"We need to see if you're pregnant. Come on", I said. We went to a hospital.

"Congratulations, Mrs. Sparkle. You're pregnant", the doctor said. Hearing this, I fainted.

"Am I pregnant with a human or a pony?", Sci-Twi asked.

"A human. A girl, actually", the doctor answered.

"Alan?", Sci-Twi called. I was out cold. "Uh... I'm pregnant with a baby girl." She shook me awake.

"CHARLOTTE EMILY IS THE PUPPET! Oh, it's just you. Please don't kill me", I said. Sci-Twi shook her head and smiled. "You're a pregnant teen. I hope you and our daughter survive." I held my wife's hand.

"Come on, honey. Let's go home", Sci-Twi said. We walked home. The other Equestria Girls quickly figured out that Sci-Twi was pregnant.

"Wow. That's incredible", Sunset said.

"Oh, my. Please don't die", Fluttershy said.

"Congratulations, sugarcubes!", Applejack said.

"Aw, yeah!", Rainbow Dash said.

"My goodness!", Rarity said.

"What's her name?!", Pinkie asked.

"Well, I've been thinking about that. Her name is Koko", I said.

"Clever name, Alan. I like it", Sci-Twi said. "However, I don't know the first thing about being a mom."

"Well, you've got a whole crew of friends that will assist you in any way we can. I'm pretty sure the Shadowolts are also willing to help. Don't worry, honey. We're with you every step of the way", I said. My wife smiled.

"Alan's right, Twilight. Even if you die at childbirth, we'll raise Koko", Applejack said.

"Thanks, girls. Thanks, Alan", Sci-Twi said.

"Du wirst bei der Geburt sterben!", a voice shouted.

"Oh, shit! That translates to: 'You shall die at childbirth!'!", I said. "No!"

"This happy family will end! If I can't have Twilight, NO ONE CAN!", Timber shouted from outside.

"Get him!", I shouted. Sci-Twi's friends and I chased Timber. "YOU WILL PAY!"

Author's Note

Charlotte Emily is said to be the Puppet from "Five Nights at Freddy's 2". If you've played "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator" and know what Charlotte looks like, then you'll see that Charlotte is indeed the Puppet. Of course, in the novels, Charlotte is a robot, but in the games, she's human. Until, of course, she gets killed and her soul go into the Puppet.