Steam rose from a rose-decorated teacup placed before Fluttershy who settled into her cottage, seated at a small table with a checkered cloth atop it. She took dainty sips, trying to calm her nerves, but her heart wouldn't stop fluttering. She'd agreed to step outside her comfort zone and wasn't about to back out now. She studied her pensive reflection in the drink.
Seated across from her was the perpetually sleepy-eyed Tree Hugger, who slurped at her own drink she'd brewed for them. “Baby, it's okay.” She reached across and held her hoof. “Sure, Discord'll be disappointed, but he wouldn't want you to go through with this if you're not down. Have to be honest, I'm like a little jealous about the idea of sharing you.”
Since Flutters had always been intimidated by stallions, who'd either been teasing or hitting on her all her life, she'd decided never to settle down with one, instead deciding on somepony who was laidback and wouldn't challenge or expect anything from her other than simple love and comfort. Hugs had always been patient, loyal, and easygoing, which made her perfect!
Sure, she found stallions more attractive than mares in some ways...but she had to admit a penis intimidated her. Not to mention how rough and violent they could be in their lovemaking. Not that she'd ever had firsthoof experience! Their constant demeaning vulgar talk when they were horny didn't help either. Not that she always minded it, but she wanted it on her terms!
Ever since she invited Hugs to move in with her the interior had been rearranged. Thankfully she was also the accomodating type, and what decorations she set up please them both, mostly a number of potted plants, a poster with a peace symbol, lots of crystals, a bead curtain over a the bedroom in place of a door, and an astrology chart. Sometimes it was almost like they were of one mind. Despite initial reservations even Angel learned to tolerate her, his ugly side rearing its head as he feared she'd take her away from him. She'd constantly reminded him they shared a different sort of love and she'd never forsake him.
“Maybe a joint would loosen you up?” Tree offered her one.
“No thank you.” She'd coughed up a storm the last time she tried one. “I wonder what's keeping him?” She almost hoped Discord would grow bored and change his mind. Unlike her he liked to do things on a whim.
“You know, he could be even more intimidated than you are.” Hugs chuckled and ussed a lighter to lit the joint's tip, taking a long drag and puffing out smoke. “He might not even, like, have any real experience with mares, you know?”
Shy spat out her drink. “A-are you saying he's into stallions?!” It's true a creature so long-lived had probably tried everything; mares, stallions, other species of every sort, probably drunken orgies maybe even thrown in his name. How was she ever going to compare to that?! She nibbled on her hooves, beating her wings furiously at the idea she'd be a boring lay.
“Chill, babe. What I mean is he's a virgin for all we know. He didn't even know what friendship really was until you taught him, remember? The chance to get laid by a mare like you is probably the best thing that's ever happened to the poor guy.” She reclined in her chair, propping her backhooves atop the table. “You're sorta a virgin too, right? Mare-on-mare only half counts. Glad I was able to pop your cherry with a dildo,” she teased. “Wouldn't want him to technically be your first!”
She blushed. “I'm not certain that's the correct way to use technically,” she said trying to change the subject. Even her hippie friend could get a little crude once she loosened up too much. “Maybe I should take another bath.”
“You look and smell fine. Wish I were half as hot as you, but I can't blame nature for what she gave me.” She traced a free hoof over her curves, which while nowhere near Shy's level were still fairly ample. “Natural foal-bearing hips, mountain-like breasts full of mother's milk, a sizable rump that would draw predators from all over for a bite...” She practically drooled.
“Tree Hugger!” She was completely red-faced by now. “I appreciate the compliments, but you know how that works me up!”
“Yeah, yeah. Better save it for when Discord finally swivels his strangely attractive butt over here.” She sat down, grinning as she kicked a backhoof under the table, playing hoofies with Shy who tried to shrink down as her heart hammered away.
Silence settled between the pair who continued to sip their tea while waiting. Suddenly a click sounded when the draconis materialized atop the table between them, wearing a tuxedo and adjusting a bowtie around his throat. “Sorry I'm late! However, I couldn't leave a dear friend out of this!” With another snap a swirling portal opened up in mid-air.
The hole offered a view into some other dimension that swirled with a series of colors like a kaleidescope. From it squirmed the Smooze, smiling as it left a snail-like trail behind it. A similar bowtie and top hat adorned the odd creature.
“Discord! What have I told you about knocking!” Fluttershy hovered from her chair with hooves planted on her wide hips, beating her wings. One time he'd dropped in announced while she and Tree Hugger were getting it on; the latter hadn't seemed to mind and even appeared ready to invite him in. However Shy had been mortified, her mood killed by the sudden intrusion.
“Sorry, sorry! But you know I can't be too conventional! Besides, where's the fun in that? Isn't that why I was invitd around? Because your relationship was getting stale and you wanted me to spice it up?” He wiggled thick eyebrows.
“Actually, she totally wants to break out of her comfort zone.” Hugs copied the movements of his brow with her usual sleepy, half-lidded eyes. “She's afraid to take a stallion's dick...but you apparently don't count.”
“Such language.” Fluttershy covered her mouth. “I-it's true I've, um, never taken a thingy in my hoo-hah.” She spoke in euphamisms trying to downplay the vulgarity, her cheeks pinkening to match her mane.
“At least use some nicer euphamisms,” said Hugs who looked her lover over. “She totally wants a seed planted in her garden.”
Flutters hovered next to him and whispered, “Must he be here, too?” She subtely nodded at the Smooze. “I mean, he seems friendly, but this was supposed to be a...a threesome.” She coyly forced out the word.
Discord laid back and hovered too, wrapping his arms behind his head and crossing his legs, until he floated upside-down. “Aw, are you certain? He could simply watch. I do my best work with an audience!” With more clicks of his fingers he provided windows into the going-ons of Ponyville, allowing them to spy on the television-like screens etched upon the air.
Behind the Carousel Boutique an open-mouthed Rarity bent over, hooves pressed to the eall, while a mounted Spike railed her with twin dragonhoods. Her sweaty face was flushed to the point her mascara smeared a little, her mane wild and ragged, red hand sprints possessively left upon her supple buttocks which blushed in a similar manner to her cheeks.
Her ass jiggled and her hanging tits bounced with each rough thrust. He puffed up his muscular chest and breathed smoke from his nostrils with a dopey smile, wings spread wide as his bulk loomed over the sexually submissive unicorn. She surrender to her pleasure entirely, eyes rolling ino her head until they were almost completely white and her tongue lolling from a drooling maw.
Her thighs quivered and her sex dripped down her thighs, her lover driving her to act in a most unlady-like fashion. He open his jaws wide in what appeared to be a wary cry, spending himself inside her with such excess her belly bloated.
Elsewhere at Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack bathed Twilight Sparkle in a basin just barely wide enough for the pair, their curves dripping soapy water. They made out amidst the subs, hooves wandering aimlessly over each other.
The cowpony plucked an apple from a barrel filled with them nearby, and they stared into one-another's eyes, sloppily sharing it between them. It was Rarity's turn to have Spike to herself, and since they were usually only allowed to work him up but not have full on sex other than oral on such days without her permission, they sought solace with a close friend turned lover.
Lastly there was a view of a small cave in the Badlands where Ember often returned to. She'd conceived with Spike here, and rubbed her soft belly, which had started to swell with his eggs. She breathed in the scent of sulfur and the vapors that rose from the molten lava that rolled through the fissures that lined the seemingly endless rocky terrain.
“Stop this,” demanded Fluttershy who looked away. “I don't want to invade their privacy!”
Tree Hugger stared with a crooked grin. “It's admittedly pretty hot though, know what I mean, babe?” A trickle of moisture wetted her slit. She pressed her loins together, ready to jump them at the first opportunity.
With a defeated sigh Discord waved the images away. “You really must open your mind, dear Fluttershy. I think Rarity and Spike at least would appreciate an audience! Why, she constantly has him banging her all over Ponyville, begging some poor pony to stumble upon them!” He'd spied on them a number of times whenever he needed a quick, casual jerkoff. He wouldn't mind a messy roll in the hay with the entire herd and all their side dishes but doubted they'd go for it.
He banished his tuxedo and posed naked as he usually was before them. Despite his odd appearance he posed like a bodybuilder, seemingly quite pleased with his appearance. Or maybe that was just his usual sense of humor.
“So...” Hugs tugged on her dreadlocks which drooped under her bandana. “You ready, baby?” She pulled her close and kissed her neck with a smack. “I mean, there's still time to turn back. Anytime you want, like, just say the word.”
“S-sure. No time like the present.” Fluttershy inhaled deepy, puffing up her breast. Usually she would let her partner lead, but pushing herself to bolder today, she hovered before Discord's crotch, staring with wide eyes up at him. He smiled at her, and she stroked the blank area where his genitals should be, hoping draconis equipment conformed to a stallion's equivalent.
A pair of heavy dongs flopped out from a slit, landing with a pair of slaps on her face. She winced with a cry, a trail lf precum smeared across her features almost blinding her. Batting her lashes to remove the clear trickle from her eyelids, she flushed hard with an uneven smile. “Oh my.” A smidge dripped onto her lips, and she tasted the salty goo with a smack, uncertain whether or not she liked it. “It's...certainly an acquired taste,” she admitted careful not to hurt his feelings.
“I could always fix that. Give it another lick.” Gently he pressed a hand upon her skull, directing her to the tip of his leaking penis, and she lapped at the pre oozing out, which suddenly tasted like the sweetest honey imaginable. “Better?”
“Y-yes,” she admitted wanting to ask for more but fearing she'd come off as way too slutty if she did. She spotted more upon his other head, and suckled on that mast too, rolling her tongue around it with a loud slurp. His penises reminded her a bit of a dragon's, long pink and lined in ridges. She doubted that was naturally and figured he'd probably picked something he figured they'd like. Probably because he'd been spying on Spike and seen how he pleased mares better than most stallions could.
Tree Hugger jutted her thick eyebrows up-and-down. “Want to take it up a notch, babe? Here, follow me.” She climbed up on the table next to her, kneeling and grabbing the closest thing he had to an ass for support, taking the cock closest to her into her warm mouth. She stared at him with her sleepy bedroom eyes, moaning low and encirling his rod with her tongue while she drew him in deeper, easily taking him all the way to the base as his shaft burrowed down her snug throat.
Having practiced on a number of stallions before settling down with Flutters, not to mention messing around with a wide variety of toys, she had plenty of experience. She slurped and suckled, letting a string of drool fall from the corner of her mouth. He clasped her head, directing her in a relaxed dominant fashion, but she didn't mind, leaning in to aid him.
With a hard gulp Fluttershy rubbed the bloated testicles he'd let fall out of his slit, working up her courage, and then she delicately kissed the tip of his other head, before she slowly sunk it into her lips. He tenderly stroked her mane, and she sunk down an inch at a time, coughing a little but forcing herself to go deeper. Small tears formed in the corner of her eyes but she didn't want to disappoint them. She gagged, struggling to breathe, but she sunk more his cock down her throat.
She ignored the visible bulge in her throat and continued forward until she'd swallowed his entire penis, the soft pliable ridges tickling her interior. “W-wow,” he wheezed as he came a little, holding the deepthroating pair in place while they continued to drag their tongues around his circumference. “You certain this is your first time, dear Fluttershy? You're a natural!”
Finally he pulled their heads back by their manes, pulling them free with a pop, strings of drool still connecting their lips to his twins. Hugs shot him a dopey smile, while Flutters panted rapidly, eyes watering as she forced a huge smile.
He frowned. “Are you certain you wish to continue?” He could be selfish and thoughtless, but the concern etched on his face was obvious. “I don't want to do anything you're uncomfortable with. Feel free to hit me, slap me, whatever if you think I'm going too far. Don't worry, I can take it!” He mussed up their manes a bit with a chuckle.
With a sniffle Fluttershy said,”N-no...I want to push myself further. Harder.” She steeled herself with narrowed eyes.
Tree Hugger shot her a crooked grin. “When she gets like this there's no stopping her, man. She's surprisingly stubborn when her mind's made up, you dig? Hey, what would you like to try next?” She looked to the Smooze who watched with what passed for his head tilted to one side, tugging and twisting her locks. “Nah, too soon. Better keep it chill for now.”
Shy's heart pitter-pattered fast when she worked up the courage to say the words she'd been replaying in her head for some time. “Um...well...Discord? You can do anything you like with me, i-if...you like.” She stared downward.
Innumerable possibilities ran through his mind. “That's the most dangerous thing a mare can say to a stallion.” He laughed in an exaggerated, almost wicked manner with his arms wide. “Thankfully, I'm not a stallion, now am I?” He transformed into a stallion equivalent of himself with an anarchy symbol for a cutie mark. “Or am I...?”
Tree Hugger studied his stallionhood, practically drooling. “Too bad he can't take us both at once...”
He rose to the bait making another rod appear from his sheath. “Oh, that's no problem.” He doubled himself before the pair. “Or maybe this is what you meant? So, Fluttershy, ready to pop your cherry for real?”
“Y-yeah...although I wish Tree Hugger could do it,” she admitted.
“Hmmm...” He rubbed his chin. “Perhaps there's a way...” The pair of Discords transformed themselves, one into a copy Fluttershy and the other Tree Hugger, with a pair of crucial differences. Firstly, their eyes looked similar to his own. But more importantly each sported two thick stallionhoods and testicles which drooped from their loins. “What do you think?”
“I-it's definitely strange,” mumbled Fluttershy who stared wide-eyed at the Hugs double before her.
“Not bad,” said Tree Hugger who chewed on her lower lip. “Wouldn't want to keep one of those, but I am curious to try it. Hey, why don't we take this somewhere roomier, like the couch or bedroom? Don't wanna kill the vibe, you know?”
“Yes, it would be a tad awkward on this small table.” Feeling bolder than ever, Fluttershy turned her generous rump towards him, shaking it about in a teasing manner, her tail raised high so he could study her puckered asshole and tight pussy which was dabbed with a bit of moisture. She intentionally winked her marehood, thankful the kegals she and Hugs practiced were paying off. “Come on, big boy. Girl?” Her voice was husky. “Don't you want to show me what you've got?”
He zapped the foursome into her bedroom, placing Fluttershy and Tree Hugger so they were bent over the wide bed, their shapely posteriors presented to him. The Discorded version of Hugs lined up with Shy, and the other double vice-versa, resting hooves upon their buttocks to mount them. “This could hurt a little,” he warned Shy with a circular stroke of her soft ass.
“Don't worry,” assured Hugs. “I've practiced with a stallion-sized dildo on her a few times.” She'd helped her work up to such a moment at Shy's insistence. Sure, she'd probably always be lovers with her, but she wanted to try taking a horsecock once.
“Give it to me hard,” demanded Fluttershy who dug her hooves into the sheets in preparation.
“Um...better start slow,” whispered Tree Hugger who passed a heart-shaped hot pink pillow before Shy's mouth. “Hey, if it gets too much, feel free to bite down on this.” She prepared a similar pillow for herself and wagged her tail. “Anytime now, man.”
He smacked both of their asses which jiggled like gelatin. A thump behind him made him hesitate, and he looked back at at Angel Bunny, patting the floor with his paws crossed. The Discorded Tree Hugger rolled her eyes, opened up a portal behind him, and chucked the hare into the colorful swirling void, closing it behind him. He'd often do this when Shy wasn't looking and the rabbit started to annoy him, but he made certain not to send the needy little brat anywhere too scary or dangerous...
He figured it was probably jealousy. He seemed to tolerate Tree Hugger better at least, probably because she spoiled him a bit sometimes. He'd never understand Shy's affection for him. She truly had the patience of a saint!
Turning back to thee business at hand, the mares were shaking their asses at him, Hugs in a lazy manner while Shy was quite eager. They winked their nethers, now drooling a thin sliver of marecum that started to pool below. Shapely breasts hung low, Tree's shapely mounds no match for Shy's massive mammaries. The double Discords sunk their snouts into their buns for a moment, breathing in their sexual musks, and staring at their heart-shaped love buttons which were swollen and moist.
He mounted the pair, slowly sinking into them. “Mmmm,” moaned Tree Hugger with a stupefied grin.
“Ah,” cried Fluttershy as her folds and sphincter parted around the shafts jutting from the Discorded Hugs. “O-oh Tree Hugger,” she whined turning to kiss her lover who was bent over beside her. They lips and tongues locked in a playful dance, as Discord slowly moved atop them, starting in a subdued manner and smacking their asscheeks in a playful manner.
Generally he would have preferred a more chaotic love-making session, but he knew despite whatever Shy claimed she wouldn't be up for that sort of intensity on her first night, and the pair moved in a steady rhthym into them. He patted their rear ends, perked his ears at their whinnies, their hot and warm love tunnels clenching around him. He rolled his prehensile cocks around their insides, paying special attention to their g-spots, which he caressed using his flared tips with a grin.
He studied their cute pink holes and the wide spread of their jiggly asscheeks decorated with their cutie marks, turned to their dimples of Venus, the way their slender backs arced under his ministrations, their supple bodies clearly begging for more. Well, he'd give it to them! Their docks raised as high as theynpossibly could, instinctively trying to invite him further in.
Smacks sounded between the mares while they continued to make out, fantasizing that they were making love to each other. Was he just a third wheel to them? Well, he didn't mind helping them fulfill a dream, or being used like a living sex toy, especially when they'd given him permission to rail them senseless. He traced their buttcheeks, which smooshed and conformed to his hooves, impossiblly soft and pliable, then moved to their breasts which swung and knocked into each other with each thrust, rolling them about while he pinched, tweaked, twisted, and pulled on their erect nipples until they cooed.
They were forced to bite into the pillows, overwhelmed by the sheer pleasure. He picked up his pace a tad, taking them a little more roughly, smacking their buttocks harder, intentionally leaving red spank marks in the shape of hooves upon their cutie marks in a possessive manner to mark them as his. He snickered at his work, smacking the burning spots repeatedly.
“Ready to switch it up?” They nodded, and he wrapped his forehooves around their thighs, lifting the pair into a full nelson while still inserted inside them, pressing them close so that their maws and fleshy mounds touched. Their tongues continuously locked in a sloppy manner, drool running down their chins, their faces flushed as they released low moans.
He bounced them atop his cocks, wiggling his broad girth into their most sensitive parts, and he worked a bit more of his reality-warping magic, making a portion of their barrels transparent so he could see the insides of their slimy caverns conforming to his penises, constricting to milk out more of the translucent precum which dripped down to drench their hot pink flowers. He drunk in the sights of their ovaries, their convulsing uteri, stirring something primal within him.
Fluttershy chewed on her lower lip, face straining as her cunt drooled down his rod. “I...I'm so close...ah-!”
“Me too,” whimpered Tree Hugger whose slit similarly leaked, unable to bear his constant assault on her spongy g-spot.
In truth Discord could draw out his orgasm forever. He'd long mastered it from countless years of practice to the point where vanilla sex almost bored him senseless; it was the novelty of doing it with this pair, his beloved Fluttershy in particular, whoch made this surprisingly erotic despite how mundane it seemed. “So dears, where should I let you have it?”
“I-inside! Oh, so close...c-can't hold it m-much more,” bleated Fluttershy whose face lewdly deformed.
“U-uh...you won't...knock us up,” pleaded Tree Hugger. “Right...?”
“Don't worry, I can shoot blanks.” Although he must admit the idea of impregnating them turned him on to an insane degree he didn't want to do anything they weren't comfortable with. Besides, he had to admit he was hardly ideal father material, amusing as the idea seemed. “Here I cum!” With a grunt he unleashed his foalbatter deep into their foalholes, pushing the pair over the edge with him as he watched his splooge filling their wombs to overflow, bloating their distending bellies.
They howled and gushed over each other, splatter-after-splatter of marecum showering them, the atmosphere filled with the scent of sexual mask. They clamped down hard on his cocks, milking him for all he was worth, not that he needed any encouragement, groaning as he held one continuous orgasm which he'd mastered to the point where he could last well over an hour if he wished to. He spurted into them nonstop as much as he dared, only stopping when he feared they would pop if he compacted any more into them, but he continued to leave himself in them, rubbing their soft spots to induce multiple climaxes.
Thin steams fired from their slits, and their glistening lovebuds throbbed, but he refused to let up, to the point where the pleasure became too much and the mares eventually passed out. He chuckled, stopping but still enjoying the feel of his girth wrapped snugly by their marehoods. “Well now...did I ruin any other form of sex for them forever? I hope not.” Of course he took a certain pride from the idea nothing could top him, even when he was holding back to an insane degree.
He kissed both of them, laying on the bed and placing the sleeping pair on their sides, keeping himself locked down in their walls while he spooned them. He teleported a couple of Hugger's joints into his mouths and the tips lit up, and he smoked them in a celebratory fashion until vapors filled the air, hoping they would invite him back for another round often.
He watched their swollen bellies and breasts rise-and-fall, Shy and Hugs still oozing around his lengths and further staining the bed. He looked to the Smooze who continued to watch with head tilted aside. “Maybe some other time, friend.”
His mind started to drift away while he finished his joints. He stubbed them into his hooves and tossed tbem to the Smooze who swallowed them up with a slurp. His eyes were bloodshot. Even a chaotic creature like him needed to rest sometimes. He'd let that little bastard bunny out of that dimension eventually...after he had a nice private nap with his slumbering mares.
He reopened the windows into Ponyville to spy some more on Spike, his herd, and all their little side dishes, licking his chops. His hooves scooped up some of the excess semen, smearing it over their cute little faces and lips, and they stirred with shared cooes. Fluttershy had taught him friendship. And now she'd delivered the next level of his schooling; friendship with benefits!
Author's Note
A change of pace; Discord's tricky to write and this was my first crack at him. 
