Hey, my name is Trever, Trever Cleburn. I'm a fan of a little known show called My Little Pony. I know it's cliche, but I've always wondered how I could get into Equestria, ya know, if it is real. I've come up with a method that's so stupid it just might not work, but whatever. I'll probably just hurt myself... or die... eh, it's worth a shot.

Special thanks to everybody who commented and tried to help me improve. I'll do my best to make this better than the last garbage I made. Please tell me everything wrong with it because I'm certain I'll make oodles of mistakes~