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Coffee and Gunpowder

by Salespony
An 18th century Prussian valet gets sent to Equestria.

[Has been rewritten as Kaffein]

As the Seven Years War came to a close, a Prussian valet finds himself in the British Army. Though not much in his pockets, his last Master was generous enough to place him in a nearby British Dragoon regiment. After an incident, he soon awoke with Earth no longer under his feet — or rather hooves. However, even in death, one’s past may follow, be it post-mortem or living.

Follow along with his journey to see what a former valet will do to avenge his death. See Equis through the eyes of a man from the 1700s. Would he who only worked in nobles’ backstage be a force to be reckoned with? He may fail, but by Frederick II’s crown, he will make Prussia proud. Now, what will he do to make Equestria a foe to be feared by any that dares to challenge...


Special thanks to Mr Stargazer, Leeroy_gIBZ, and jonboss86 for helping me with writing and proof-reading.

Cancelled
Violence
Dark
Alternate Universe
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Adventure
Profanity
 
OBF

22670 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

8 Chapters:

  1. A Deed 2019-03-01 13:41:03 UTC
    3453
  2. A Realization 2019-03-01 13:41:20 UTC
    4066
  3. A Book 2019-03-08 16:10:38 UTC
    3592
  4. An Eventful Day 2019-03-15 15:21:07 UTC
    4666
  5. An Employment 2019-03-30 16:44:22 UTC
    3719
  6. An Unyielding Officer 2019-04-20 18:16:13 UTC
    3174
  7. Target Practice 2020-03-28 15:37:34 UTC
  8. Uncertain Bar Mates 2020-05-02 15:16:54 UTC