blakey b learns jcannabis

by Blake Beaupin

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what is gucci guys my name is blake beaupin but u can call me blakey b

so hear is my stories

***420 weeks earlier***

wakeng up at my regulare schedual at 4:20am so i hav enuf time to go to rule 34 b4 i have to get 2 werk

heer i go i brush my teeth with my cat's semen i had to beet him off and put the semen in the freezer and let it thaw b4 i wake up

ime and averag guy with som odd fetishes i'm 4 foot 20 i weigh 69 pounds nd i got golden hair and pube sideburns

nwa back 2 the stori so heer i going 2 computer times to stasrt up virtual box so i can bots my rune -escap-e i'm currently alevel 69 warlock with lvl 2 rejuvienation spels nopw im dones time 2 open up gugle crom heer i go 2 rune-server time to go to the 317 sektion oo a new post by canownueazy` aka thomas nappo o wow it is hyperion based this looks beast as shit wtf has plugins??? buklkit? ogm new scription langueg>??? made by thomas nppao/??? wat???k time 2 pm thomas nappo nd ask 4 his skype

k ***420 minutes later**

k hi minames thems nappo heer is my skype name tgipn6969 ad me 4 help with my new sckricthuion klangeug JCannabis

held k i ad u

send pm

done 420

tiems 2 ad thomes napoed

k hi my names blakey b u can ad me now wgo jcannabis

accept pls

ogm he assepted *cliks video cals*

heer u want 2 se my cats cox first or ujust wana get 2 programling

thomaes: ya sho me ur cat dix

blakey b: k brb geting snowbell

**in bakround noyze*

cum hgeer kat put ur cock in my ass

*heer i go 2 bak 2 computer*

ok thommy n i got my cat u wana se a trik???

thomaes: k go

blqakey b: k

cat put ur penis in my as agen no no no dont pul out ur ripping my anus out

thomes pls call cops!! hjeer is my asdres it is ripping my anus out help 420 im in blakeville, tenneise my adres is  420 autism circlejirke apt 69

thomaes: l0l ur cat is fucking u

blakey b: ogm my anus is attasch to my cats penis

its not even in my but nemoree help

thomeas: k hold i cal cops let me find my iphone v420

blakey b: k hurry bro i'm bleeding semen out my butt

thomaes; opkay i helo kops pls i ned abulence my friend wanted 2 show trick then his cat fuckde him in the anus now his anus and anuys hole ring is in his hands he is tring 2 pul his anus off his cats penis now

**ok i called cops

blakey b: ty 4 help mayb sumtime u show me how 2 jcannabis

**4.20 hours later okay i done with doktur he put my anus 2gethr but he acidentely kut my cats penis off abit now i got the cat penis barbs in my ass it hurts abit but its k

thomaes: ok i got u how 2 jcannabis first downloaded my new IDE its liek netbeans or intellej or eclips its called cannabide u se my pun iu putted ide in ther l0l ok download @ hppt:\w.w.w.420scape.tk/autism/cannabide/version/4.20/

blakey b: k done dled

ok i opn as adminisratred rite?

thomes: ya gio

blakey b: k done i se new projakt i hit

thomes: go type in #help4spicsnewtutstodey

blakey b: it seys how 2 jcannabis i reed brb

**420 minutes lkater**

k i done reed i now how 2 jcannabis now

brb i make new idea

okay

class Portal

arguments Weed=maeinargument[][][][][][][]weed][][][]{

           println.420.nigger.("helo wurld this is new projekt 4 projekt marijuanascape isle x v4.20)

}

}

ok now i run projamed

wtf it is making lites go insane on my pc

wtf a portal is in my pc now mayb i shud stick my cock ini t

wtf im tping 2 nether??? no it seys equestrian i men equestria daily jk i men equestira

wtf there is a pony mayb i shud stick my fist in its anus

***end new chapter cuming in my ass soon

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