blakey b learns jcannabis

by Blake Beaupin

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Sad, Adventure
Length: 1179

blake beaupin learned jcannabis from his best friend thomas nappo while in a skype call with tyrone

no cription just red stori k go

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-06 20:41:54 UTC

the beginsing

what is gucci guys my name is blake beaupin but u can call me blakey b

so hear is my stories

***420 weeks earlier***

wakeng up at my regulare schedual at 4:20am so i hav enuf time to go to rule 34 b4 i have to get 2 werk

heer i go i brush my teeth with my cat's semen i had to beet him off and put the semen in the freezer and let it thaw b4 i wake up

ime and averag guy with som odd fetishes i'm 4 foot 20 i weigh 69 pounds nd i got golden hair and pube sideburns

nwa back 2 the stori so heer i going 2 computer times to stasrt up virtual box so i can bots my rune -escap-e i'm currently alevel 69 warlock with lvl 2 rejuvienation spels nopw im dones time 2 open up gugle crom heer i go 2 rune-server time to go to the 317 sektion oo a new post by canownueazy` aka thomas nappo o wow it is hyperion based this looks beast as shit wtf has plugins??? buklkit? ogm new scription langueg>??? made by thomas nppao/??? wat???k time 2 pm thomas nappo nd ask 4 his skype

k ***420 minutes later**

k hi minames thems nappo heer is my skype name tgipn6969 ad me 4 help with my new sckricthuion klangeug JCannabis

held k i ad u

send pm

done 420

tiems 2 ad thomes napoed

k hi my names blakey b u can ad me now wgo jcannabis

accept pls

ogm he assepted *cliks video cals*

heer u want 2 se my cats cox first or ujust wana get 2 programling

thomaes: ya sho me ur cat dix

blakey b: k brb geting snowbell

**in bakround noyze*

cum hgeer kat put ur cock in my ass

*heer i go 2 bak 2 computer*

ok thommy n i got my cat u wana se a trik???

thomaes: k go

blqakey b: k

cat put ur penis in my as agen no no no dont pul out ur ripping my anus out

thomes pls call cops!! hjeer is my asdres it is ripping my anus out help 420 im in blakeville, tenneise my adres is  420 autism circlejirke apt 69

thomaes: l0l ur cat is fucking u

blakey b: ogm my anus is attasch to my cats penis

its not even in my but nemoree help

thomeas: k hold i cal cops let me find my iphone v420

blakey b: k hurry bro i'm bleeding semen out my butt

thomaes; opkay i helo kops pls i ned abulence my friend wanted 2 show trick then his cat fuckde him in the anus now his anus and anuys hole ring is in his hands he is tring 2 pul his anus off his cats penis now

**ok i called cops

blakey b: ty 4 help mayb sumtime u show me how 2 jcannabis

**4.20 hours later okay i done with doktur he put my anus 2gethr but he acidentely kut my cats penis off abit now i got the cat penis barbs in my ass it hurts abit but its k

thomaes: ok i got u how 2 jcannabis first downloaded my new IDE its liek netbeans or intellej or eclips its called cannabide u se my pun iu putted ide in ther l0l ok download @ hppt:\w.w.w.420scape.tk/autism/cannabide/version/4.20/

blakey b: k done dled

ok i opn as adminisratred rite?

thomes: ya gio

blakey b: k done i se new projakt i hit

thomes: go type in #help4spicsnewtutstodey

blakey b: it seys how 2 jcannabis i reed brb

**420 minutes lkater**

k i done reed i now how 2 jcannabis now

brb i make new idea

okay

class Portal

arguments Weed=maeinargument[][][][][][][]weed][][][]{

           println.420.nigger.("helo wurld this is new projekt 4 projekt marijuanascape isle x v4.20)

}

}

ok now i run projamed

wtf it is making lites go insane on my pc

wtf a portal is in my pc now mayb i shud stick my cock ini t

wtf im tping 2 nether??? no it seys equestrian i men equestria daily jk i men equestira

wtf there is a pony mayb i shud stick my fist in its anus

***end new chapter cuming in my ass soon

the fisting

cnael #2 i mens chatper

recaps: cat penis in my anus 420 #fisting a pony

okey my fist is in the ponies anus hole

twilite spankrel: no pls ur ripping me up get ur fist out of there wtf help

*yeleng voiec* o shit pls cal thomas nappo i ned helps wat the fux

rainbow autism: okasy let me get skype

*caleng canownueasy*

shit blakey b is going crayzed pls cum nd helps us 420

thomas nappo: k brb going 2 blakes hous nd sticking cokc in portal k brb 420

rainbow autism: k

twilite sprnakel: god damns help

blakey b: l0l god desnot xist l0l gg i'm ripping your anus out with my finger nails gg pked with dclaws i men blakey bclaws

twilite spranekl: shit ime bleeding cat cum out my ass

thomas nappo: k im heer 2 hjelp

o wate this is prety hot i'l help u in a sec ok

let me get my cox out nd beet of 420

mayb il help fisting u k brb

blakey b: ty 4 help 2 fists r better then 1s

thomas nappo: k let me put my fist in her vagina

*sticks fist in there*

dam it is wets like wen i spit in my hands nd grabs my penises

held gaylords let me go nd get my galexys s420 nd mayb i tak som pics of this so i can manstrubate latr

Blakey B: pls emaile me pics latr

we shuld kill it so no mor strugle rite?

Thomaes: ya held on i get a brick

*taeks fist oute vagenia*

k done got brix

Blakey B: pk her like u do in runedscape

like ags spek

Thomaes: k done *nd with a big thunmps she fell over bekcues of thomaes brick spek witch hit a 420 420 back 2 bax*

L0L WR3CKED i shuld send this in2 chrisarchie

Blakey B: no u didnt heer? chris is legit scamer who dices silrentcrap mad a video abot it like eckposeing chrisgaylord

Thomas: no dicing is a cool guy who rides till he dies

like hot n cold niggers ride til i die

Blakey B: lern 2 stakes like gamewasautism2 aka gws2 it has respekt like doxing nd ddloss nd shiut u hot nd cold fags shuld just ufcking die no skill no honer

Thomas: no its cool i ride til i die ur just mad bhekuse u donet makes as much rsgp as i do #goldselling

Blakey B: no i makes the legit beast moneys selling the rs2006 soruce on rune-srever 2 the jmods on rune-srever

Thomas: wow ur the leexer? i thot u wer a cool guys ride til i dies

Blakey B: ya but thate srever sux ne way its like not a cool guy that rides til a dies

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