My little animal, ponies are magic.
Celestia hit the wall with enough force that if she were an average pony, she would have died.
she groaned and stood up on her hooves to glance at the intruder "you monster"
"now now celest, no need to get all namecall-y." said the Draqoniquis as he reloaded his boxing glove gun "it is just bad manners"
"you broke into my castle, knocked out my guards, and attacked me and my sister with your little pranks.. and then you DARE to say I have bad manners?" celestia tested her wings, the left one broken in a few places and needing to be healed.
"of corse. after all am i not a guest? have i not been one for over a thousand years? maybe more?" Discord said spinning the gun in his eagle claw
"i dont know how you got out Discord.. but once my ponies get wind of this.."
Discord laughed "aha, there is the kicker isn't it? you my dear celestia, are the godess of ponies. you and your sister both, you derive your strength from them, to protect them. but tell me ol rainbow butt, what would happen if there was no ponies on equestria at all? no ponies on this planet, or the moon that circles it? no. ponies. anywhere?"
Celestia's eyes widened as she thought about it,
Canterlot crippled
ponyville pillaged
manehattan mangled
appleoosa all gone
las pegasas lost
cloudsdale in catastrophy
her eyes closed "dont you dare kill them"
Discord laughed "celestia, you wound me.. you know i never kill. not even if i REALLY REALLY want to.
he pulled a few beanbags from out of celestias mane and juggled them
"oh no.. i wont kill them. in fact i will make sure they are all still alive. i will raise the sun and the moon with the same boring regularity you and your sister have set up so the pon... animals can live out the rest of their lives... at least for this generation."
celestia glared at discord "they will stop you, and you know it"
"Celestia, they cant stop what has already started." he points at the juggling balls with his cloven hoof,
a glow seemed to resonate between all three, bending light and cutting shadow,
it explanded and continued to expand in a multi hued explosion raidiating out from the center of equestria, clear around the world.
"and that my dear celestia, is how you lose" Discord smiled as he picked up the once princess, now a small wilted sunflower.
what he did not see was the lunar moth, flying out into the night.