"Good evening fillies and gentle colts! My name is Firefly and welcome to my game show called Choose your own waifu or husbando!". Firefly said and the crowd cheered wild.

"Please come up the stage as I call on your name...... Twilight Sparkle". Twilight nervously went to the stage and went beside Firefly.

"Your one lucky mare you know?". Firefly said with a smirk.

"I am?". Twilight asked.

"Of course!". Firefly said.

"Thanks". Twilight said.

"Today I'll present to you 4 ponies for you to choose to fuc- go home with". Firefly said.

The curtains opened and only 4 silhouettes were shown. The spotlight hit Rainbow Dash who was standing there with a soccer ball on her hands.

"First Ideal Lover. Her name is Rainbow Dash, an awesome athlete, she's 20% cool, and she's always loyal to her friends". Firefly said.

"Danger's my middle name. Rainbow 'Danger' Dash". Rainbow Dash said while she did a gun pose making everypony cheer. (I have no idea how to describe this)

Twilight wasn't cheering or amuse to Rainbow Dash. The another spotlight hit on the mare beside Rainbow Dash making everypony cheer more especially the laaadies.

"Second Ideal Lover. Her name is Applejack. She's honest, really strong, a country girl, and she's always there to lend you a hand". Firefly said.

"Believin' in somethin' can help you do amazin' things. But if that belief is based on a lie, eventually it's gonna lead to real trouble". Applejack said as she tip her hat.

Twilight smiled and wave at Applejack. Applejack wave back and Rainbow scoff, The third spotlight hit and it reveal Flash Sentry a.k.a BRAD.

"What the fuck are you doing here?! Security!". Firefly yelled.

"Sorry but some of the viewers requested to let Flash participate on the show". One of the staff said.

"You better pay me double for this". Firefly mumbled.

"Third Ideal Lover. His name is Brad".

"It's Flash Sentry". Flash said.

"Brad here loves to play his guitar and make the mares hate him- I mean love him". Firefly said sarcastically.

"If you were a library book, I would check you out". Flash said as he wink at Twilight and everypony didn't cheer, only silence were heard and a cough.

"Okay moving on". Firefly said. The fourth spotlight opened to reveal Sunset Shimmer looking annoyed but cool at the same time that made everypony cheered wildly and I mean EVERYPONY!.

"Fourth Ideal Lover. Her name is Sunset Shimmer. She's tough, a bad influence to everypony, rude, strong, leader of the most dangerous gang called The Magic Proof Colt Scouts. Despite being the baddest mare of Canterlot Academy, she's always there to protect you from danger". Firefly said.

"Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?". Sunset said before she did a sexy smirk making everypony cheer, Twilight Sparkle blushed so hard while Firefly cheered.

"So Twilight, I'll give you a minute to choose your pony to fuc- go home with". Firefly said. Twilight didn't need to think twice because she ran towards Sunset and kissed her. Everypony cheered except for Flash, Rainbow and Applejack were okay with this because they admit that those 2 look perfect for each other. Sunset and Twilight broke off the kiss and looked at each other.

"My lips aren't lonely anymore". Twilight said.

"You are an interesting mare to date with". Sunset said.

"I deserve Twilight not you!". Flash said as he took Twilight away from Sunset.

"I guess you prove that even Princess Celestia makes mistakes sometimes". Sunset said as she took her new marefriend and hugged her protectively making Twilight blush and smile.

"Your a mistake!". Flash said.

"Shock me, say something intelligent". Sunset said.

"Your a filly fooler and everypony hates those kind of ponies plus you talk like an idiot". Flash said.

"Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?" Sunset said and everypony went wild. This made Flash angry and the other securities stop him from going to Sunset.

"One more thing. Please shut your mouth when you’re talking to me". Sunset said as she watched Flash being taken away.

"Well this has been a wonderful night. I'm Firefly and thank you for watching Choose your own waifu or husbando!". Firefly said

Author's Note

In case your wondering who's Firefly..... THAT'S ME