Howl at the Moon (Re-up)

by Failsafe99

Meeting the Not so Royal Royals

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Twilight led me and the other girls up to the VIP box, and then grabbed my hand and hauled me after her. She drug me up to another box, with four guards standing outside the door from the box. They bowed to Twilight, but stuck a spear in my face and wouldn't let me pass.

"It's okay, he's with me. I am introducing him to the Princesses. Come on, let's go." And pulled me through the door. I stumbled, and when I caught myself, I felt something under my hands. I didn't immediately recognize what the squishy objects where, so I looked up, and saw that I had grabbed the boobs of one of the princesses. I didn't know which one, but I did know that I should probably take my hands off of them. I release my hold on the royal, soft breasts, and proceed to kneel.

"I am so sorry your highness. I didn't mean to do that. Please forgive me."FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

"What are you? I know every species on the planet, but I have never encountered one such as yours?"

"Well, your highness, I am a human. More specifically, Homo Sapien. Um, I think that I have a message for you? It's from your mother, I think. She said to give you her regards, and to tell you hello." The alicorn next to the white one in front of me spoke up at this.

"How do we know you have meet our mother? We can not go on mere word alone, human. Tell us, what proof do you have that you have meet our mother?"

"Hush, Luna. Do not be rude. I would like an answer as well to that question, but let us do this correctly. Rise, you are fine. Accident's do happen, and Twilight did cause you to fall. I am Princess Celestia. This is my sister, and co-ruler of Equestria, Princess Luna. The Third alicorn, the one with the pink hair and is sitting on the other side of Luna, is Princess Cadence, our niece, and ruler of the Crystal Empire, of which you are standing in. Tell us, what is your name, and do you have proof that you have meet our mother?"

"My name is Cameron Ruff. And she said to give you this, whatever it is." I pull the amber teardrop out of my hammerspace, and the eyes of all the princesses widen. Celestia holds out her hand, and I place the teardrop in her hand. She looks at it, and then hands it to Luna.

"Very well. We welcome you, Cameron Ruff, to Equestria. We would like to talk to you again, sometime, but for now, I think the games are about to begin. Do you have a seat?"

"Yes, Twilight told me to sit in the guest box."

"You will sit in this box, with us. That way, we may talk more, if we so wish."

"Of course, your highness. Thank you. I have had a long night last night, however, so I do wish to rest, and possibly sleep. Do you mind if I listen to my music?"

"No, we do not. And that is fine, go ahead and rest. We will wake you when we wish to talk." I nodded, and went to one of the empty seats beside a stallion. He had a blonde mane, white fur, a horn, and a tuxedo, with a rose in the pocket. As I sat down, I reached up to the headphones that were on my neck and turned them on.

I had found out from my book, I still had my phone and headphones. I wouldn't be able to make phone calls, or access the internet to look stuff up, but she did give it the ability do download any song I wished to get. It said that it had been turned into an MP3, basically, but it could Bluetooth to my headphones, and get any song in the world. I paired my headphones to the MP3, and turned on some easy listening stuff.

When I looked at the pony next to me, I saw him staring at me with a disgusted look on his face. I didn't know what was wrong, so I looked down to see if I had got something on me, and found nothing. And my clothes were fine. They looked like Archers outfit from the anime 'Fate/Stay Night, with light fabric gloves covering my hands. I pulled out a headphone, and reached my hand out to shake his.

"Hi, my names Cameron. Nice to meet you." He jerked himself away from me, and got an even more disgusted face than before.

"Guards, GUARDS! Come and seize this creature immediately. What is this hairless ape doing in the royal box? Guards, come and get this abomination out of here!"

Yep, you are definitely on my shit list. I wonder how much money he has?

The guards came over to arrest me, but couldn't. When the stallion saw that they were not doing anything, he started to huff, and continued to tell them to arrest me.

"Prince Blueblood, i'm sorry, but the princesses are the ones who invited him into the box. He is here under order from Princess Celestia. We can't arrest him."

"Guard, it's alright. I will leave. I will tell the princesses what happened, and then go to the VIP box. Sorry to waste your time. Prince Blueblood, I am sorry to have disturbed you, and I hope you have a pleasant day." And with that, I slipped a sharp thumbtack shaped piece of crystal onto his chair as I bow, and walk to the princesses.

"Hey Cameron. Whats up? Something wrong?" Twilight asks.

"Nothing much. Just meet a guy named Prince Blueblood, who called the guard over to get me out of the box. I just decided to leave, instead of the guard getting in trouble. I will be in the VIP box if you need me." With that, I walked over to the railing, looked over, that the area under me was clear, and hopped over the rail into the VIP box. I then looked for the girls, and saw them near the front of the box. I walked over, and sat beside Pinkie Pie, who turned to me and said.

"I saved you a seat. Go ahead and take a nap, I will wake you if needed."

"Thanks. I will be listening to my music, so don't try to hard to wake me. Unless there is an emergency, in which case wake me the fuck up. Night Pinkie."

"Rest easy, Cameron."

I placed my headphones back in, and listened to music, drifting off to sleep.

As I was sleeping, I floated in some weird galaxy like place. When I looked around, I noticed the Alicorn. It was Luna, and she was looking at me with a curious expression.

"Hello, princess Luna. Um, how are you in my dreams, may I ask?"

"We are the protector of ponies dreams from nightmares. As such, we can enter anyponies dreams we see fit. As you are new to this world, I saw fit to come here, and see the state of your mind." She continued looking around my dream mindscape.

"Do you wanna see something amazing, princess? If so, you are gonna have to trust me." She looked at me, then away, clearly in thought. Finally, she turned back, saying.

"Yes."

"Very well. I will show you worlds YOU, have never dreamed of."

"I was stuck on the moon for a thousand years, there is not much you can show me that I have not most likely gazed upon during that time."

"Trust me, you have seen nothing yet."And with that, I started to show her some of the most beautiful places in the history of imagination.

I showed her the Halo universe. Skyrim, God of War, spacescapes so beautiful they would make you cry. I showed her everything, and when she finally said to stop, she was crying with wondrous joy.

"That, was amazing. I had never even thought those could be thought up, and imagined. Those places, I have never seen the likes of them before, and am not likely to ever again. I do have one thing to ask, however. Why did you decide to show me these things? What made you show me those places?"

"You looked like you needed more convincing that I am not a bad person. I know that that doesn't show much, but would a person who wants to hurt you show you those, or let you stay in their mind/dreams, without getting indignant about the intrusion. I am a little taken aback by you appearing, but would someone of ill intent, have one of those pieces of amber that your mom gave me. Anyways, what is going on in the real world? Should you be sleeping, because I don't think you should be sleeping with all the foreign dignitaries in the royal box." Luna's eyes widened at the words, and she said goodbye after that, hastily leaving my dreams. I felt something shove my shoulder, and again and again. I finally jolted awake after the force pushed my mental self off it's feet.

Pinkie Pie was standing over me, shaking me. I looked at her, and she stopped.

"Wakey wakey Cameron. The games ended. Ponyville won most of the competitions. Let's go find Rainbow Dash and celebrate." The rest of the girls agreed, as did Spike, and we all stood up to go to the locker rooms. Twilight joined us part way there, as well as the princesses. Though I had to do a double take at Luna's face.

She had scribble marks all over her fur. She had rings drawn around her eyes, and squiggles on her cheeks. All of the tags were done in black ink, making it very noticeable on the midnight blue fur of the princess. Celestia, Cadence, and Twilight looked nonchalant about the marks, and Luna seemed oblivious. Celestia smiled coyly, winked, and put a finger to her lips. I decided to agree, let her SQUIRM.

We made it to the locker room without incident, and I stayed outside with Spike, as the girls went in to talk with Rainbow Dash. After about 15 minutes, we heard a yell, and then three princesses ran out of the bathroom and split up down the halls. Luna came out afterwards, and looked around, before setting her sights on me and Spike.

"WHERE HAVE THEY GONE! THEY MUST PAY FOR DEFILING ME!"

"To be fair, noone told you about it. I knew, I just wanted to watch you SQUIRM. And see the end result."

"YOU KNEW, AND YET YOU DIDN'T TELL US ABOUT THE DEFILEMENT! YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THEM THREE! SUFFER AS THEY WILL!"

"Ah man, and I just got to this world. Well, Spike, it was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Tell the girls I will meet them at the train station later." As I was saying this, I had to dodge a few magical blasts lobbed at me by Luna. After I had gave him the message, I ran, Luna chasing me the whole way. I turned a corner at one point, and leaped to the ceiling, and dug the claws of my crystal arm into the roof to hold me. Luna came to the turn, and passed under me, continuing down the hall in search of me and the other three princesses. After she turned another corner down the hall, I released my grip on the roof, and dropped to the floor. I then walked out of the underground locker area, into the daylight of the crystal city.

It was a beautiful place, and the first thing I noticed was a suspicious pony that had on a fake mustache and glasses. The problem being, the pony was a female, had a horn and wings, and was taller than the other ponies by a good two heads and a horn. And she was blindingly white, and reading a newspaper. I walked over to the odd pony.

"Good evening sir. May I join you on this bench. That is a very nice disguise you have on." Celestia replied in a surprisingly masculine voice that took me by surprise.

"Thank you. I am here to get away from my sister. She is a little unhappy right now, and I thought it best to leave will I could." I nodded, and then dropped the act.

"Well Celestia, I a doing the same. Running from your sister, that is. And after the amazing places I showed her, I thought I would get some amnesty. Guess not." Celestia dropped the voice.

"I agree, though thank you for distracting her long enough for us to have some fun. I may be over two thousand years old, but even I must have a little fun every now and again. Would you like to go get something to eat, I am getting hungry."

"Yes, please. I do want to say though, human beings are omnivores."

"That is no problem. We ponies have learned to eat meat over the centuries. Come, I know a good place."

And with that, Celestia took me to the Equestrian equivalent of a Golden Corral, but with less meat. She got multiple plates of food, piled to overflowing, and I had one heaping plate. We talked, and she asked me questions about my life, and how I was so calm and willing to accept being here. And I told her. My mom had not been the nicest of people, she raised me well, but she went about it wrong. How me and her got in arguments often, how we did foster care, and the last group of kids we had taken care of. We talked for a good while, when a gust of smoke appeared in front of Celestia and materialized into a scroll.

"It would seem that your new friends are looking for you. I think it best if I go and apologize to my sister, and you go meet your friends. I will tell them to meet us at the castle, were we will be sleeping." She wrote a reply on another scroll, and set it ablaze in a flash of fire, the smoke wafting out the window into the breeze. We stood and she paid for our meals, though I did leave a tip for the bus boy. Then we walked back to the castle, chatting the whole way. When we got there, we were greeted by the other three princesses, and Luna told her sister to start lowering the sun.

I stood with my mouth open at the shear power that I saw. Celestia's horn glowed with a golden magic, and she raised a hand towards the sun, and lowered it, the sun moving along as well. After it was down, Luna stepped forth, and her horn glowed silver, and she started to raise her hand, and the moon rose as well. I didn't know what to say.

I fainted from the display.


Author's Note

Next time, Twilight is going places. Have fun trying to figure that out.

Have a Jivin day!

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