After the party died down and most of the attendees headed home, Discord lazed on the couch, fully stretched out in a playful manner. He leaned on one arm, making the tea cups dance as he pointed at them. They shimmered and tittered. He'd promised to help the hostesses clean up; who said he couldn't entertain himself at the same time. The Smooze also carried away trays atop his head, taking care now to leave a slimy trail on the carpet or floorboards wherever he passed. Even Angel and Mr. Bear were hard at work picking up stuff, and likewise Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, who'd decided to stick around and lend a hoof.

Of course the sex stains wouldn't come out as easily, but he carefully hosed them down anyhow (With a literal hose!), then summoned a high-powered fan to blow on the wet spots. Lastly he appeared in a maid costume complete with head dress, and bent over in a playful manner while he used a feather duster. He batted his eyes in a coy manner over his shoulder.

Pinkie held her belly and snorted, still trapped in a humanized form like Dash. Neither of them had bothered to redress. They decided to hang around her casually, wanting to test what life here would be like. “Imagine all the fun we could have with Discord every day! The possibilities are pretty much endless! You could even try being a stallion with these apples!”

Dash rolled the shiny golden apple in her palms. “Hmm...maybe. Wouldn't want to permanently switch, but it might be amusing for a day or two!” She tossed the fruit back in its basket. “Okay, Discord, Pinkie and I are willing to try out your herd idea. You've sold us. Fluttershy and Tree Hugger, though? Not sure they'll be up for it, and I don't wanna pressure them.”

Tree Hugger strolled in and stretched with a yawn, still going all-natural as a human. “We talked it over,” she said pulling a similarly denuded Flutters by the waist to her. “We'll try it out, too. Just don't get too crazy, okay Discord?”

“Moi? Crazy? A little chaotic, I assure you, but there's a madness to my methods!” He pulled all the girls into his grasp and bunched them up. “Oh, the fun we'll have! Streaking across Ponyville! Drunken orgies!” Hugs crooked a thick eyebrow. “Okay, okay, maybe not so much! Still, whatever you wish, I can provide!” He snapped his fingers and all of them were suddenly wearing a frilly maid costume like him. He tugged his beard with a toothy smile. “Hey, not bad, if I do say so myself!”

“Not really my style,” said Dash who tugged on the corners of her skirt. “More Rarity's, I'd think.”

“I think they're cute!” Pinkie hopped up-and-down, exposing her pinky lacy panties, complete with a small bow. They were all wearing garter belts and see-through stockings with high-heeled shoes and head dresses.

“Adorable,” agreed Fluttershy who curtsied. “But a bit...showy? More like, um, fetish costumes.” Her cheeks went pink.

“Not usually my vibe either, but I try to be open to new experiences, you know?” Hugs shot them her crooked smile. “Plus, you're all totally hot in these.” She raised her own skirt out of curiosity, staring at the painted on panties in place of undergarments. She ran her fingers through her curly forest. “Still need to like, trim the bushes a little, I suppose.”

“I, uh, could help with that...” Shy trailed off as her face burned hot. A razor blade appeared in her hand, courtesy of Discord, and a bottle of shaving cream. “Eep,” she squeaked as Tree sat down, hiked her skirt up to her stomach, and spread her legs wide. She knelt down and carefully set the blade to the forest. “S-so. How much? Just a trim, or-”

“Why not all the way like you, babe? No need to hide my cute little kitty whenever you want a taste.” She smiled at Rainbow. “Maybe you'd like a taste, too? After all, we'll soon be part of a herd, so, like, we'd better learn to sync up now.” She rolled down the top of her outfit, letting her breasts spill free with a bounce. “Oh, but I'm sure you'd prefer a taste of Shy.”

“W-well...” Dash couldn't deny it. She crept up behind Flutters, positioning her on all fours, and flipped up her skirt to expose the paw print panties below. “So cutesy,” she said with a snicker and landed a powerful smack on her buttery buttock.

“Ouch!” Shy rubbed her wide buttcheek which now had a red hand print marking it like she was Dash's property. Not too unusual, she decided. Dash and Tree often fought over her like she was property. Of course she knew neither of them meant anything bad by it but it still sometimes irritated her. She shivered and wiggled her back end when her underwear was slowly pulled down, until the pink circle of her rectum and the matching pastel of her tight slit lay exposed. “Oh-oh my.”

Dash had dreamt of this so many times. She'd only dreamed about a night with Daring Do more often. It was almost like Discord could read her mind (But she figured it was down to Pinkie whispering in his ear) but he turned into a humazined version of Daring that could have been her twin if not for the coloring and weird eyes. Oh well, close enough for her!

She dug into Shy's pussy like a famished animal, spreading her flower open with fingers from both hands, licking inner walls sticky with strings of pussy juice which connected them. She pulled on her labia lips, nibbling on them, while she worked a digit up Shy's tight sphincter. Flutters seized up with wide eyes, struggling to keep the razor blade steady while she shaved Hugs, unused to a lover who dove right in without any subtlety. Even Discord usually took more time than this to go all-out!

Dash dove in deep as she could, continuing to knead her buns like they were dough, digging in like it was her last meal. Hugs decided to help her out, pulling down Shy's top, and unhooking her bra, letting her enormous udders spill free and swing like pendulums. The hippie tweaked those inverted nipples, teasing the pink tips out as they double-teamed their lover.

“Whee!” Pinkie tossed off her own clothes which landed in a bundle atop the Smooze, burying him in the costume, all its accessories, and her undergarments. She slapped 'Daring Do' on the ass, and the draconequus-turned-woman went to all fours, pulling up Dash's skirt, yanking down her panties, and similarly indulging in his own little feast. Pinkie made up the end of their little daisy chain, licking her chops before she mashed her face into the muff presented to her, making it all nice and soggy.

Once Tree was shaved Flutters set the razor blade aside and opened her sex with a couple of fingers, flicking her swollen clit with her tongue a few times, making her feminine lubrication drip from her cerise sexhole and trail over her butthole. She worked the outer ridges of her labia and her love button with her fingers and muscle until her moist canal was glistening.

An electrical buzz suddenly struck their magic buttons, caused by a little mischievous trickery by Discord, which started a chain reaction across the daisy chain. A howl escaped Hugs who sprayed Flutters, who reacted the same as she gushed into Rainbow's mouth, her cunt squirting over 'Daring Do', who's pussy fired like a geyser into Pinkie's face. She spread her legs wider and soaked the floor, a sticky, musky pool forming on the carpet under them. He didn't let up his little trick for a few minutes, until it almost started to became painful, sheer euphoria overwhelming the lot of them as they were forced to ride out multiple orgasms.

Pretty soon his collection of mares passed out in a blissful slumber, and he chuckled, looking at the sleeping bunch of bodies scattered around the living room. Discord turned back to himself with a snap. “We did good, huh?” He patted the Smooze's head. “Okay, I messed up bad, but I made up well in the end, didn't I? Hmm, but how to entertain myself now?”

He settled onto the couch, plucked an apple out, and took a bite, transforming himself into a human in a snazzy zoot suit complete with a hat. Sure, he wasn't much of a looker, but he certainly stood out! Plus Fluttershy, the most important pony to him, didn't seem to care much about his appearance. She simply liked his company. And he'd tried to be better for her.

Was it simply an incredibly long phase (He was immortal!) or would be always be this childish? At the least, Fluttershy had taught him much about friendship, and he no longer felt so jealous of Spike's little herd. He'd get to try out his own for a time. Maybe it would bore him eventually? Or maybe they'd all get sick of him? For now he was content to simply live in the moment!

Author's Note

Sorry if this finale seems rather short; I originally intended to add a couple more sections but decided I'll place them in a sequel to put the focus back on Spike and his herd.