Inner Joseph

Max Pov:

"Holy shit! Your son is a baby dragon?! That is so cool!!" Chloe said when we reached the dining area. A little dragon wearing an apron with plates upon plates of pancakes came walking in moments later, Chloe put two and two together from the fact that Twilight said that her son was the one who was making the pancakes.

"Well, Well, Well." He said as he glanced at Twilight, who rolled her eyes.

"Can you breath fire? Why don't you have wings? Are you stunted? How can you talk?" Chloe shot off like a machine gun, practically bouncing in front of the poor dragon as she shot question after question at him.

"Jeez Chloe, leave the poor kid alone. Also don't be rude." Rachel scolded.

"Ughh, Yes mom." Chloe joked before looking crestfallen. Rachel and I stared at her as she seemed to realize what she had just said. She sighed and sat down in between us and patiently waited for pancakes to drown her sadness in.

"Well that was a complete one-eighty in her mood." A new pony I hadn't met last night said, attempting to change the mood from the dreary atmosphere that had developed.

"Cant we just eat please?" Chloe asked impatiently. The baby dragon nodded and gave us pancakes first before dishing them out to Twilight and her wives who had just entered and the new pony.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude." She had said to Chloe.

"It's fine, I normally try to disarm a situation with jokes and banter so I can understand what you were trying to do." Chloe said before shoving her muzzle into her rather large stack of pancakes. I don't blame her for the lack of manners. It's not like we have fingers anymore. I sighed to myself before beginning to do the same, I then stopped myself as I saw that all four Unicorns and other Alicorn were using magic to eat.

"Uh...how do you do that?" I asked timidly.

"You don't know how to use magic?" The pony whose name I don't know asked disbelievingly. Tempest nudged her in the side when she said that.

"Oh, right. Sorry." She said. "I'll try and teach you how." The next fifteen minutes successfully brightened the mood and cheered Chloe up as she laughed her ass off as I tried to use magic for the first time. I ended up burning all of my pancakes when I got a little angry. I resigned to my fate and let the pony whose name I was informed was Starlight Glimmer feed me with her magic. Rachel and Chloe were having to much fun with how red my face was.

"Thank you for the food, Twilight." I said after I ate my fill.

"Please, thank Spike. As I said earlier, he is the one who cooked the pancakes. He's pretty good at making them too." Twilight insisted.

"Yes he is very good. Thank you Spike." I thanked the baby dragon.

"Yeah little man! These pancakes were great!" Chloe said. Rachel smiled at Spike without saying anything as she stole the rest of Chloe's and promptly shoved them in her mouth.

"I've been betrayed!!" Chloe exclaimed.

"Max! Rachel gets no affection for thirty minutes!" Chloe shouted.

"Aye Aye, Captain Bluebeard." I giggled.

"Nooooo! Please don't!" Rachel begged

"Sorry, did anypony hear something just now?" Chloe said with a very loud, very fake HMPH.

"No, I didn't hear anything, Chloe. Must've been the wind." I said with more giggling. Twilight was chuckling at our antics.

"NEIN! I'm sorry!" Rachel shouted with fake desperation and a shit-eating grin.

"Hey, Twilight! Did you leave a window open or something? There's a draft or something in here!" Chloe said with her own shit-eating grin. Twilight unsuccessfully tried to hid her giggles behind her hoof at our antics. Rachel clung to me and gave me the best puppy eyes she could muster.

"Please stop." She said, her ears drooping and her bottom lip quivering.

"Alright Alright, let's stop hassling Rachel, Chloe." I said, not liking the look on Rachel's face one bit, even if it wasn't a real look of sadness.

"All right, I can't stay mad at you forever, Rach." Chloe said as she booped Rachel's muzzle.

"Aww, you three are adorable!" Twilight swooned.

"You're damn right we are!" Chloe exclaimed as she wrapped her hooves and wings around us both.

"I think Vinyl will get along with you quite well, Miss Chloe." Trixie said.

"Oh Celestia yeah she will!" Starlight exclaimed.

"Does she like Punk Rock?" Chloe asked.

"She likes all music, but yes, I'm pretty sure that's her second favorite kind of music." Starlight informed her.

"Then maybe we'll have to meet this 'Vinyl' soon." Rachel said from Chloe's side.

"Anyways, what are we going to do with our situation? Are you going to let us stay in your castle or what?" I questioned.

"You three are more than welcome to live here. We have plenty of spare rooms, though I'm sure you three are only going to be staying in one room together." Twilight teased.

"Yep." I answered simply.

"We'll need to get you all used to your new life as ponies of course. I think I should seek help from Princess Celestia to help you specifically, Max." Twilight informed us.

"Okay, but why only me?" I asked curiously.

"It's because you're an Alicorn." She informed me. Oh, right. Twilight had told me last night that Alicorns were immortal all power goddesses. And I was one of them, so I probably needed to be trained with certain things.

"Alright, guess I'll come with you to this, Princess Celestia." I agreed.

"Let's finish breakfast first guys." Tempest spoke up.

"So, you are the pony from the other world." Princess Celestia said as I greeted her.

"Yeah. I guess so..." I said, still a little weirded out being referred to as a pony. We were all situated around a round table, cups of tea spread served for the three of us. Princess Celestia seemed intrigued by me and Twilight seemed a little nervous.

"How do you like it so far here in Equestria?" Princess Celestia asked me after a few minutes.

"So far it's been much better than life in Earth. It probably helps that polyamory relationships aren't frowned upon here." I answered honestly.

"I am both glad to hear that you are enjoying it here, and sad to hear that the people of your home world are so....." Princess Celestia trailed off, thinking of a word to use.

"Ignorant?" I offered.

"Yes, I guess that works." Princess Celestia said.

"So can I ask why you wanted to meet me?" I asked her.

"I merely wanted to get acquainted with you, and-"

"Find out what my powers are?" I ask with a grin.

Celestia had raised an eyebrow at that.

"How-"

"Did I know you were going to say that?" I ask again, embracing my inner Joseph/Katakuri.

"Now you'll say what the heck."

"What the heck!? Guh!?" She gasped in shock.

'Now I see why Joseph Joestar did this kind of thing so much. It's so funny."

Celestia opened her mouth to ask a question.

"No it isn't." I said before she asked the question. Which, would be if my power was to guess what ponies would say.

"Then may I ask what it is?" I let Celestia ask.

"I can control time." I said, smirking a little at the look of shock on Celestia's face.

"Wow, that is-"

"Pretty amazing?" I finished for her.

"Would you mind-"

"Stopping? Sure." I say with a snicker.

"Well, Miss Caulfield. It was very nice to meet you." She said.

"It was nice meeting you to, Miss Celestia!" I said back.

"I think Equestria will be a lot less boring with you and your lovers with us here." She said with a smile.

I smiled back at her.

"I certainly hope so!"

Author's Note

After SO LONG! I FINALLY got past my writer's block for this story. I got stuck on what to do with Celestia and Max. This chapter is FINALLY DONE! Thank fucking Christ. It is pretty short so I apologize for that. I will try to be more in time with all my stories.