“It’s just as we said, son.” Said Red Rain as Solo was squeezing some squeaky toy that Tuffy left it for when he visits. “You’re going to leave the home & live on your own with Jelly.” She said while smiling.

“THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!” Screamed Azza as Sky was whittling a skill out of wood.

“I thought families are supposed to stick together until they are 18 or married.” Said Sky.

“We know but this isn’t a banishment nor a way for your mother & I to spend time together when we’re off the clock.” Said Huntsman as they all looked disgusted & groaned.

“Enough with the sex already!” Yelled Solo “Tell me the reason or I’ll be forced to spay & neuter you both!” He said angrily as his para looked amazed.

“Ooo … amazing death threat, son.” Said Red Rain.

“May we use that when we interrogate the weak one?” Said Huntsman as Solo narrowed his eyes. “Oh fine. The real reason is Celestia wants you & Jelly to live in an area filled with ponies to erase the negativity for other species.” He explained as Sky looked confused.

“But isn’t negativity a Siren’s nourishment?” She asked as Solo turned to her.

“Not like that. Like every moron in Canterlot and possibly everywhere in Equestria. Or those ponies & guards I beat up yours ago.” Explained Solo as Sky understood what ‘negativity’ meant.

“Oh yeah.”

“And we’re going to see Princess Sun Tits about it.” Said Solo as his parents sighed.

“Just don’t hurt or murder her. We don’t want all of Equestria to hunt us down or destroyed our town to get us.” Said Huntsman.

“Fine. But I will kick her guards asses if they get in my way.” Said Solo as Red Rain shrugged her shoulders.

“I guess that’s fine. Just don’t kill them.” She said as Sky & Azza sighed but laughed.

“That’s our folks.” Said Azza.

“Hope they’ll never change… except their romances.” Said Sky s they follow their brother “Hope he gets a big house with rooms that are completely soundproof. Inside and out.” She said hoping for actual peace & quiet for once.

“Too bad, you can’t have your own fridge like I do.” Said Azza as she pulled her cooler.

By the Sea (Author’s Note: By the sea, by the beautiful sea)
Jelly was polishing her new trident while sitting on her suitcases. “I hope I can get rid of my mom’s gifts before Solo sees them.” She said as she paused, and her cheeks turned red. “Uh… I might keep that vibrating Shark Eye device. For my personal time.” She looked around so that no one was looking & hid it below her clothes in her suitcase as a portal appeared behind her as she slammed her suitcase shut. Solo, Sky & Azza came out as Jelly turned around and wagged her tail happily “SOLO!” She yelled as she flew to him & hugged him “What are you doing here?” She said as she paused “Uh! I mean… I thought I was coming to your home to live there?”

“Change of plans! Princess Sun Tits is giving us a home in a pony only-populated area!” Yelled Solo angrily. Jelly was surprised as Sky cleared her throat.

“We’re going to see if we could change her mind before Solo paints that town with the residents’ blood.” Explained Sky as Azza paced herself in her cooler.

“CAN WE GO ALREADY! I’M GETTING HEATSTROKE!!!” Screamed Azza as she was fanning herself.

“Alright, alright. We’re going already.” Said Solo as his horn glowed “I thought you put in plenty of ice for you?” He asked as Azza held some that were melting.

“The heat from any beach increases because of the season. I hate summer.” She said as Jelly patted her head.

“Sorry, this island does belong to Sirens.” She spoke.

[Skill: Wormhole Warp]

We got a princess to see.” Said Solo “and we don’t need a fucking appointment.” He said as they all entered the portal.

At Canterlot Castle, VIB Zone Balcony
Celestia was drinking a cup of tea after she was discussing with a certain purple unicorn mare & a purple dragon about her studies. “Oh Twilight… I hope you learn that life isn’t written in books.” Said Celestia as a portal appeared near her as Solo, Jelly, Sky & Azza came out.

“We need to talk, Sun Tits!” Yelled Solo as Celestia groaned at that insult as a Pegasus Mare Guard flew towards him with a shield.

“STOP RIGHT-” Solo turned to her & gasped “Oh my! You again?!” She said as Solo looked at her.

“Who the hell are you?” Said Solo as Jelly recognized her.

“Wait! You’re that guard that was nice to us & knew right from wrong!” She said as Sky realized who she was.

“That’s right. You cleaned Solo’s cheek before he beat the living crap out of that captain of yours.” She said as Solo remembered her.

“I’m confused. Who is she?” Asked Azza.

“I am Captain Aero Blade. I was once a common guard years ago. I’ve met your friends after young Solo brutally beat up 3 ponies who wanted to pay him for young Jelly to hurt her for being a Siren.” She spoke.

“Along with your captain who screwed his career after boasting his superiority against other species who believes the Alicorn Stalker hiding in the clouds follows me because of my magic will protect him from his actions.” Said Solo as Azza looked at Celestia.

“Alicorn Stalker?”

“I sensed Solo’s magic was unknown and powerful that I’ve never sensed before. I was worried and followed him out of concern and curiosity.” She said as Azza narrowed her eyes.

“And another reason not to be a living post box to you.” Said Azza as Celestia sighed.

“Surprised that you’re the only dragon who said no.” Said Celestia as Azza rolled her eyes “I guess you already heard from your parents that I’m giving you a home in a Pony-filled town?” She asked as Solo grabbed the balcony ledge & clutched it as the stone ledge gained large cracks.

“He is one strong unicorn. Wishing for a stallion like him was out There for me.” She said dreamily as she noticed Princess Celestia was staring at her, she Turned red in embarrassment “Sorry, your highness! I’ll be going back on patrol!” Said Aero Blade as she flew away as Azza looked at Celestia.

“Don’t tell me, you’re against your guards finding someone on their patrols?” She asked as Celestia shook her head,

“I don’t mind that they don’t waste their lives only on being guards. In fact, there is this one guard who is dating an Alicorn of Love.” She said as Solo looked annoyed

“How many Alicorns are in Equestria?” He asked.

“3.” Answered Celestia

“Let me rephrase that. How many Male & Female Alicorns are in Equestria?” He asked as Celestia paused.

“That… is a good question. 3… only known. Luna, Cadence & myself are known but others out there are male & female are unknown, but I have a feeling in my heart that they're closer than I think.”

“And I think they would rather choose a common life than what you went through. I mean the pressure, the obsessed citizens depending on you to protect and provide them. Not for me. …if I had wings.” Said Solo as he tried to hide the fact, he has wings.

“Interesting choice of words. Like your ancestor, he was always one to see the flaws in being a ruler. It’s never simple nor easy when every pony depends on you.” Said Celestia sadly as she hated that so many in this land depend on her for nearly everything.

“Yes… now please tell Princess ‘Sun-Tits’ why you’re angry?” She said with a hint of anger at the insult Solo called her.

“*Hec-haem*… After hearing what you were giving us & where it was, I wanted to change our mind because of the cost & location.” Said Solo crossly “Before the streets are filled with corpses & painted with their blood as the largest graveyard is known to all.” Said Solo as his eyes flashed a quick red as Sky looked a bit worried.

“I don’t know who I should feel sorry for? You or the fool who wants to die?” She wondered.

“How about none. I’ve been getting death glares by these snobs for not being an obedient dragon. ‘Give me a foot rub dragon for a gem the size of a pebble.’ Good luck getting a foot rub with your feet frozen in ice.” She said with an icy smirk.

“Back to your wedding gift.” Said Solo, annoyed.

“Very well. Your town which you & your parents refuse to tell me its location out of fear and protection for their residents is a prime example where all creatures can be friends. Despite how ponies in Equestria are, they need to see that not all creatures are painted stereotypes as their ancestors label them.” She explained as Sky liked the idea, but Solo didn’t like the idea.

“So… we’re just evaluating subjects for an experiment you want to see if it might work.” Said Solo angrily.

“You didn’t need to say it like that.” Said Celestia in an upset tone “But yes, it's like that. I’ll provide the house, land & forbid the guards & law enforcements from making false arrests by personal dislike & false testimonies.” She said as she looked at Solo “as long as you don’t murder anyone; secretly kill them or have them assassinated.” She added for Solo.

“Deal but I will send them to a hospital; alive but with broken bones.” He said with little care as Celestia might let him be an example of self-defense.

“Very well but don’t snap their necks.” Spoke Celestia as Solo walked out with his hand in a ‘OK’ sign.

“Don’t blame me if they make up lies. Along with your guards.” He said “Where’s Dorkblood? I wonder if he grew a pair.” He muttered as Azza & Sky walked out as well.

“I need more ice.” Said Azza.

“I’m going for clean air.” Said Sky s they left Celestia & Jelly behind.

“Well.” Said Celestia “Perhaps you would like to tell me how you met and feel to be engaged to a lucky stallion like Solo Level?” Asked Celestia as Jelly turned red.

“Well… happy & lucky.” She said as they talked about how their lives went after they last met, 7 years ago. “Uh… I need a favor if its beyond a princess or should I say, a woman’s need.” Said Jelly as Celestia looked confused.

“Oh? What is it?” She as Jelly whispered something in Celestia’s ear as she turned red and looked around. “Oh… Are they brand new?” She asked as Jelly nodded “Give them to me after we plan your home’s location. We must not let any pony know or see them.” She whispered as Jelly winked.

5 Hours Later
Celestia used her own chariot using her own magic to pull it, to take them to a village away from Canterlot & its mountain. Solo see the town. “What town is that? If it’s a private community town as the residents of Canterlot vacation home, there will be arson.” Said Solo with anger.

“Speak for yourself. I’ll be looting.” Said Azza “95% of them deserved it. Except for the donut owner & that pants stallion.” She said as Solo raised his brow.

(“Forget it. After Tutti-Frutti, I stopped caring about names, ever since I came to this universe.”)

“No. It’s a common town with common citizens. This town was born by a simple Apple Farmer.” Explained Celestia.

“So… Appleville?” Said Sky.

“No, Ponyville.” She said as they landed a mile away from the town. “I think we’re far enough to plan without causing a commotion. This area is large enough for a 2-story home with a large dug-out pool.” Explained Celestia as Azza pulled on her dress, getting her attention.

“Can you promise a Freezer? In the form of a bedroom?” She asked as Celestia remembered that Azza is an Ice Dragon & not a Fire Dragon.

“I promise & you can have a window for Winter.” She said as she went to Solo “This town isn’t like Canterlot. There aren’t ponies that are species like the nobles in Canterlot or certain areas where they didn’t boot lick Starswirl’s actions.” She said as Sky, Jelly & Azza decided to see the town, leaving Celestia & Solo alone.

“I noticed your tone sounded a bit dark when you said Starswirl’s name?” Said Solo as Celestia looked at him & closed her eyes.

“After spending time with you, I realized that I shouldn’t hide my personal dislikes of certain ponies’ actions. I should be free to be with the stallion I love.” She said with a smirk “Besides, I should tell you that those 3 Sirens that Starswirl banished are still alive.” She said as Solo’s ears went up. “Unlike you, Starswirl is incapable of killing.”

“The belief that ‘Heroes don’t kill’ is crap.” Said Solo “You can hurt others to get what you want.” He said, “I wonder how many species got hurt by ponies under your protection?” Which made Celestia pissed at him.

“I KNOW ALREADY!!! SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!! She screamed in a loud voice but covered her mouth by her actions. “I’m sorry.”

“No… don’t be.” It shows that you’re a regular person that’s not crafted for every worshiper that masturbates about you.” He said as Celestia turned red hearing that.

“I… cannot argue about that. I’m still burning those insensitive balloon dolls of myself.” She said with a hint of anger as Solo looked a bit surprised and disgusted.

(“So Blow-up Dolls exist in this pony world. Cars don’t exist or power plants but somethings like Sex Shops exist. I need top get out more.”)

“I hope you & Jelly can live happily together.” Said Celestia as Solo gave her a bow.

“Thank you… Princess Celestia.” He said which made her happy that he said her name. “By the way, who’s the boyfriend that Starswirl was against?” He asked.

“Very well. He’s a king from a parallel world. Where he’s good in that world but evil in ours.” She answered as Solo looked surprised.

“The boundaries of love aren't bound to this world.” He said as Celestia lowered the sun. "Your nephew is still a pussy, you know?" Celestia sighed

"I know. Maybe I should have him under your parents care?" Solo turned to her with a shocked look "You're right. He'll died in less than 5 minutes."

Author's Note

That's right. I'm still alive and it's my birthday. Happy birthday to me. Just to let you know ahead, the next chapter will involve Solo Level getting a job and I don't mean the one working 9 to 5. Merry Christmas and a happy new year.