Author's Note

Proofread by TwilightDrgn.
Hope you enjoyed this contact that I removed. The reason I did it was to not piss of any Celestia and Luna fans and to answer what were the deals Celestia and Luna made with Gates. So leave me a comment please and have a happy new year 🎊🎆🎈!!!

Deleted Flashback

Celestia and Luna managed to secretly enter the Faun’s forest, they snuck pass the guards. “I believe we are near the fauns’ secret home.” Said Luna.

“I agree Luna.” Said Celestia as they sneaked under some bushes. “We must crawl underneath this thorn bush.” She said as Luna looked worried.

“Are thou sure? Are there any other paths we can take?” Asked Luna but Celestia shook her head.

“No dear Luna. The other paths have guard patrols and they are not here to negotiate.” Said Celestia as they both crawled underneath the thorn bushes. They both manage to avoid getting pricked and scratched by the thorns as they found the fauns base. One Faun was larger than the rest coming to a fire as a creature in a black coat was carrying plates full of food.

“Thank you for helping us Gates.” Said Solace as Gates smirked.

“It's alright bro. Just pour me a mug of wine better than the crap from Canterlot.” He said which offended Celestia & Luna “It mostly water down and doesn’t get me drunk enough to drown out those weak snobs whining!” He said as the Faun guards laughed. “I mean ‘Oh I hope my princesses don’t lower the taxes on the commoners. I need the money to make a fancy statue of my big and well-groomed ass.’” The Faun Guards laughed so hard some of them fell over on the logs they were sitting on.

“Tell me something Gates!” Said one of the guards who was wasted “Did the mares there had any nice melons?”

“Melons?” Said Celestia quietly.

“There is no farmer or known farmer that sells that kind of fruit in Canterlot.” Said Luna quietly.

“Barely.” Answer Gates “Most of them just allow themselves to get squeezed to death to show their small lemons!” He yelled.

“What is this creature and his obsession with fruit?” Said Luna as Celestia ponder on what he was speaking about, understood what he was speaking of and turned red with anger. “Celestia?”

“That… pig…” She said, trying not to yell.

“What is he speaking of?” Asked Luna

“I do not wish to speak about it.” Answered Celestia.

“BAD PONIES!!” Yelled child Faun as he pointed at the thorn bush as Gates appeared in a blink of an eye.

“Intruders?! HERE?!” He then paused as he noticed what bush they were underneath “Very clever about crawling under a thorn bush. I guess not every citizen in Canterlot is a pathetic pussy.” Celestia & Luna were extremely furious at him as Celestia crawled out of the bush.

“YOU SHALL NOT-”

*RIP*

!!!!!!!!!!!

Celestia, Luna, Gates and the Fauns paused as they all witness Celestia’s dress get caught on the thorns of the bush and was torn off, exposing a naked Alicorn. “CELESTIA!!!” Yelled Luna as she crawled out.

*RIP*

Luna covered herself as some Fauns covered the young ones’ eyes as Solace stomped the ground “Go to bed! We must prepare for tomorrow! Now go to sleep!” The fauns looked worried.

“NOW!!!” yelled Gates as they went to their huts and homes. “Okay… that was embarrassing.” Said Gates as Celestia covered herself as she was red.

“We… We… didn’t mean to be… indecent.” Chief Solace coughed as he looked at Gates.

“Uh… listen… sisters of a Unicorn and Pegasus. If you surrender; we will provide you 2 with food, water and clothing also to swear to the grave that we don’t tell your comrades about this… incident, along with the vow of the rest of the Fauns.” Said Gates as Solace looked at them.

“Also explain about our reason for our attacks.” Said as Celestia covered herself.

“We accept your kind offers.” Said Celestia as she follow Chief Solace as Luna looked at Gates.

“We shall not give in to your actions.” She said angrily as they went to Chief Solace’s home as Gates looked at their backsides.

(“At least they got nice figures but those damn stupid marks on their flanks are such an annoyance.”)

1 Hour Later
Gates was drinking with Celestia & Luna in gowns that were given by Chief Solace as they were all drunk in a soundproof barrier. “Damn, I hate them nobles in your city! They think they’re so superior!” Yelled Gates as Luna was drinking a bottle of wine.

“Do not remind me! All ponies never respected my night! They always sleep through it instead of enjoy it!” Yelled Luna as Celestia was drinking a goblet.

“And Starswirl… he’s acts like our mother, but I don’t remember drinking milk from his tits!” Yelled Celestia as Gates & Luna laugh drunkenly.

“Hey Lu…lu! Some of those ponies’ respect night! Just when the guards are busy with the citizens at the local funhouse! AKA Brothels R’ Us!” Luna looked at Gates and laughed

“*LAUGHING* Really?! I didn’t know! Perhaps I should build one for mares because even us ladies need entertainment!” Celestia grabbed the bottle Luna was drinking and drank the entire bottle.

“Well… if you promise me a potential mate!” Said Celestia as she got up while being tipsy. “It’s so hot here!” Luna looked at her and smirk as she got up.

“Well Celly…” said Luna as she pulled Celestia’s gown off her. “STRIP!!!” Celestia looked at herself and smile.

“Only… IF YOU JOIN ME!!!” She yelled as she removed Luna’s gown.

“*LAUGHING* YOU 2 ARE SO MUCH FUN!!! DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!” chant Gates as they dance naked as Solace look at them, hearing nothing.

“Moron and light drinkers… why is that stallion always like that and why the wine didn’t kill him? Most creatures would die after 2 barrels of wine and he drank 10 barrels worth of wine?” Said Solace as he went to bed.

The Next Day
Celestia woke up with a massive hangover as she got up while being groggy. “Oh… my head…” She said. “I shouldn’t have accepted that drink.” She used her magic to lift the sun as Luna joined her in lowering the moon.

“Sister…” Celestia looked to see a glowing horn. “We… I… We should control… our… intake of… wine.”

“I… agree.” Answered Celestia as the sunlight brighten the Fauns’ village as they discovered they were naked… again.

“*GASP*” They both said as they went back in to see Chief Solace wearing a blindfold.

“I see that the princesses are awake.” They covered themselves up with the blankets on the ground. “Do not worry. The only thing I’ve seen was you 3 drinking and foolish antics. Nothing that will involve babies.” They sighed in relief. “I again apologize for the foolish antics of my best friend.” Celestia and Luna looked surprised.

“This stallion is your best friend?” Said Luna.

“Yes… a childhood friend who no offense is hated from being… a protector of those of a different race.”

“A protector?” Said Celestia.

“Yes. He witnessed some misdeeds from your subjects and fought against them but… I believe he’ll say it to your Pillars. Please get dressed as I wake this drunk.” Said Solace as he threw water on Gates’ face as he sputtered by the water.

“Oh… Solace… again with the water… OOHHH!! Another hangover.” Groaned Gates.

“Just drink your cure-all drinks.” Said Solace “And give the sisters some as well.”

“*groan* fine.” Said Gates as a portal appeared as he pulled out 3 small bottles. “Hope you enjoy a taste of honey and berry juice.” He said as he took a swig of it. Celestia and Luna looked at it and gulp it down as it was delicious.

“This is… DELICIOUS!” Said Celestia.

“The natural sweetness of Honey and the natural juices of wild berries gives it a never before known taste.” Said Luna.

“Yep, my hangover cure for being drunk.” Said Gates as he was in his black coat. “Now get dressed and into a big sack.” They looked confused. “I doubt those pillars will be happy to see you 2 as traitors.” Celestia and Luna gulped as they put on their gowns and climbed into the sack. “And don’t worry; I’m a true stallion who keeps secrets. But I will say this; a brothel for mares is a great idea, Luna. I mean even mares want to have fun.” Luna blushed as Celestia looked embarrassed.

“Vow on your life about our drunkenness and our… nude dancing.” Said Celestia.

“I always keep my promises. Just don’t betray me, that’s my only vow breaker.” Answer Gates.