Princess Celestia and the Ring of Solar Sealing

by Dark_Star777

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Random, Violence, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna, Porn, Comedy, Sex
Length: 3762

A silly story about Princess Celestia and a magical problem she needs to spread her legs to solve.

Princess Celestia. Solar goddess, teacher to the main character, and alicorn. One night, she has an incredible problem happen to her, with someone stealing her powers to raise the sun, among other powers in particular, creating all manner of problems later. She finds out that the thief had escaped towards Saddle Arabia, and now, it's a race against time to get her powers back before the time to raise the sun comes. Unfortunately, she has something to worry about with her powers stolen. Something very big, heavy, and sexual.

WARNING! This story contains the following:
-Obnoxiously large horsecock
-Robbery
-Silliness
-No actual sex
-Giant jizz payloads
-A story not mean to be taken seriously

This story was done as a commission

Published 2020-06-14 00:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-06-14 00:40:01 UTC

The Beginning

There truly never was anything quite like the evening time in Canterlot. The city was truly breathtaking at this hour, the sights of the setting sun being unlike anything you could possibly imagine, and shadows cast by it gave the city a beautiful contrast. Princess Celestia smiled peacefully as she worked on setting the sun, thankful to be able to do so as she wore a beautiful white gown.

"Another day, another moment court finished, eh Sister?" Princess Luna stated, walking up towards the older alicorn whilst wearing a similar gown to Celestia, only blue with little gold trim around some areas.

"That it is, Luna. After today though, I may consider just going to sleep right away. Today's court was just so much more.....irritating than it normally is" Celestia answered, resisting the urge to let her eyebrow twitch at that moment in particular. The things that some ponies came into the Solar Court for....It got to the point where the solar alicorn needed some form of vice afterwards, or at least considered it anyway. Luna just laughed at her reaction though, often liking seeing this side of her, when cameras and paparazzi were nowhere to be seen.

"Perhaps a hot bath might take some of the stress off? I know I enjoy a nice bath before going to sleep" Luna then suggested, to which Celestia simply smiled.

"Always the one with the right idea, thank you, Luna" Celestia mused as she finished off setting the sun, then letting Luna raise the moon moments afterwards. She passed by a maid and immediately had her draw a bath, letting the princess relax and take her time walking back to her room. After getting there, that is, the maid bowed her head as she had just finished preparing it, even adding in some bubbles for the sake of it.

"Thank you, that will be all" Celestia mused with a warm smile, dismissing the maid before stripping down and dipping a dainty white hoof into the water. She sighed and felt her wings unfurl themselves from the water, and after a little faint glow coming from her horn, the rest of her settled into the tub soon after. "Luna was right, there really isn't anything like a bath. The simple things really are what makes life worth living" she mused, reaching a hoof down below her rear for a second and washing up, blushing somewhat as her hoof slipped by a few things in particular, but we wouldn't spoil that for now. For the time being, let's allow our favorite princess/goddess to have a peaceful bath to herself.

Rejoining Celestia, she had exited the bathroom naked and her long, flowing tail was relaxing beside her as she headed off to bed, slipping underneath the covers and relaxing right away, almost immediately falling asleep moments afterwards. The lights went out and simple moonlight leaked in from the windows. What an excellent evening thus far...

And because nothing in life can ever really relax, we now have a random thief enter the room from the balcony, carefully pushing in the door and slipping inside, wings at the ready to take off as he closed the door a split-second afterwards. He peered around, making certain that there weren't any guards or anything else there. Noting that there weren't, he then approached the princess and reached into a bag, soon pulling out what looked to be an old ring, albeit a VERY large one. It almost looked as though it were meant for the leg of a horse, it was so wide.

Holding the ring in his teeth, he approached the horn of Celestia and tried to ignore her slight snoring. Instead, he focused on keeping the ring near her, and as it glowed orangey-red, it seemed to be having a more adverse effect on the princess. Her horn glowed a soft yellow, but it was slowly being absorbed directly into the ring itself. Celestia oddly didn't stir, but a certain section between her hindlegs seemed to glow in response. The thieving pegasus only looked for maybe a second, but his jaw dropped when he saw a monumental tent being pitched under the covers. He couldn't believe his eyes and the ring fell to the floor with a clank, getting the attention of some lunar guards that were conveniently placed nearby.

"Did you hear that?" asked one bat-pony guard to the other, their sensitive ears shuffling about as they then knocked on the door to the room, getting the sleeping princess to awaken.

"Uh-oh" the thief breathed, leaning down and grabbing the ring before running over to open the balcony doors, further alerting the guards.

"Princess!" the guards mused as one knocked on the door, the other one kicking a big hole straight the wall right next to the door, startling Celestia awake and making the other guard sigh and face-hoof afterwards.

"What-who-why is there a hole in my wall!?" Celestia screamed as she looked around, then looked at the pillar in front of her under the covers, blushing and then trying to use her magic, only for it to then end up shocking her that she couldn't use her magic afterwards. The bat ponies just looked worried themselves. They had never seen this part of her before, and had thought the worst afterwards.

"Summon Princess Luna and someone escort my student here right this instant!" Celestia demanded in a fairly uncharacteristic tone, to which the guards simply saluted and took off afterwards. That just left Celestia to try and deal with her rager alone. Once she was sure nobody-sans the audience-was looking, she pulled over the covers and found damn-near 30 inches of fat, pink, horsecock wobbling up in the air afterwards, her heavy white testicles groaning a moment later. "Oh no..." Celestia mused as she got up and headed off to the bathroom. With any luck, she'd be able to get it to go down before Twilight would show up.

It was an hour later when Twilight had finally been escorted to Celestia's bedroom, dressed wearing a fairly thin blue sundress. The young mare had looked at the partially rebuilt wall, thinking that it was kind of odd how things had happened in such a way. She was just enjoying some reading in the early evening, then all of sudden, she had to deal with some guards summoning her to Canterlot. Knowing who did call her was a game-changer though, considering she was her teacher.

Walking in the door, Luna looked over as she heard it open, seeing Twilight there and thinking that things may have been better that way. Her face was oddly red, though considering what she also heard her sister doing, it basically told Twilight why.

"What's the situation?" Twilight bowed down out of respect.

"Someone seems to have snuck in and stolen Princess Celestia's magic, or at least, portions of it. Right now, she's currently...dealing with an unfortunate side effect of it" Luna stated, coughing into her hoof. Twilight tilted her head somewhat before the bathroom door opened, the bedroom door closing as Celestia stuck her head out and saw Twilight there.

"I need you to promise not to reveal what you're about to see, Twilight. The situation is grim, and we need to work fast" Celestia immediately deadpanned, not having any time for formalities. That alone managed to make Twilight panic internally. The princess had NEVER taken a tone like this before, even when dealing with Discord. To hear it now must have meant something MASSIVE. The purple unicorn just nodded her head quickly as Celestia blushed and looked back behind her for a moment, then stepped right outside of it.

Twilight's jaw hit the ground at the sight of the sheer magnitude of the meaty pillar between Celestia's legs, thick, pink, and easily longer the young pony's own body. Peering further, she could even see testicles bigger than her head as well.

"They do exist...." Twilight had muttered under her breath, being surprised to hear hermaphrodites do indeed exist. Being the pure and innocent bookhorse that she was, Twilight had seldom ever seen another pony's genitals before, but had read in a book at one point that some ponies were born with both sets. It was something that she had wondered about for a couple of years, but obviously never went out of her way to ask of others. Although, she did think that a couple of her own friends may have actually...

"Twilight Sparkle!" Luna called out, snapping her out of her funk. Twilight gasped a little in shock and then started paying more attention.

"My apologies, my faithful student. Normally, I use a special concealing spell to hide this, but with the recent transgression against me, it seems to have undone it" Celestia answered, trying-and failing-to cover her cock using her tail, only for it to look rather...bad.

"I have....so many questions" Twilight asked, raising a hoof to try and get some kind of explanation going for her. "Why do you have a penis? Who broke the wall? Why have you never brought this up to me before? Why have-" Twilight was asking rapid-fire before having Luna's hoof shoved into her mouth to shut her up.

"We have little time to waste on this matter. Alicorns possess all three traits from all races of ponies, but they also possess both male and female genitals, solely due to the fact that they may need to repopulate in the absolute worst case situations. We never brought it up before because there was never any reason in particular to bring such a thing up" Luna then answered, taking her hoof out of the unicorn's mouth as she spat out slightly.

"I think you stepped in something" Twilight then complained as she spat a little bit more. "Anyway, why did you call me to here in the first place? Why not call upon the guards or anything?" Twilight then asked them both as she was presented a glass and some mouthwash.

"I called upon you to get some pony I could trust on the case. We already have our best spies and such working on trying to collect whatever information we can, but if something were to happen, I need some pony such as you to help me reclaim what is rightfully mine" Celestia then mused as she heard a tapping on the window. Luna went over and opened up the door, revealing a pitch-black pegasus stallion with short, gray hair and blue eyes.

"We've got him. This thief in particular came from Saddle Arabia, and seems to have already placed the device he used in some form of bank there" he answered, giving no nonsense or anything else as his gaze was serious and his tone calm.

"That was....fast" Twilight blinked, shocked at the level of information acquired in such a little amount of time in particular.

"That's the point, Twilight, they're supposed to gather intelligence as quickly and effectively as possible. Speaking of which, now that we know where to go, we should be prepared for a long flight. We need to reclaim my magic, otherwise, there'll never be another sunrise in Equestria again" Celestia said with a very dire warning as Twilight just gulped, incredibly worried for multiple reasons in particular, but went off to prepare alongside her teacher.

Author's Note

I am not apologizing.

Also, yes, Twilight is a unicorn still in this one. The commissioner requested that part, deal with it.

The Heist

Princess Celestia and Twilight headed into their hotel room and both sighed, Twilight immediately crashing on the bed with an adorable little yawn as she struggled to deal with jet-lag. How it was possible for them to utilize advanced aviation techniques and technological advances, yet couldn't manage to deal with an issue as minor as jet-lag was completely beyond her. She rubbed her head delicately with a hoof and just rested her head on the pillow.

"Stay vigilante, Twilight, we'll need to be ready for this" Celestia mused, trying to flatten out her dress somewhat, make it less obvious that she had a raging erection for the massive majority of the flight here. Her student on the other ha-hoof, was just trying to relax in her cute little pink mini-dress. Her chest rose and fell with every breath, and she could just barely manage to keep anything focused in her mind. Her first trip to a nation outside Equestria, and it was to rob a bank? How was she going to get souvenirs? These questions and more floated about in the endless abyss that was her mind.

"Twilight?" Celestia asked, nudging her with a hoof, only for Twilight to let out a little groan. The solar alicorn just sighed and adjusted her dress again, her wings being able to do the job just fine with how large they were, not to mention her natural dexterity. "Well, I guess we may as well relax a little bit for the time being" Celestia mused, still possessing just enough magic to send a note for one of her local spies in the area to come up towards them. Not even a minute later, a knocking came on the door to their room.

"Room service!" he announced, lacking the local accent and sounding straight from Equestria.

"How many spi-" Twilight was about to ask before Celestia stuffed the flowing matter of her tail into her student's mouth.

"Don't use words like those here, Twilight" Celestia told her very carefully as she answered the door. Seeing who was on the other side, it made her feel better. "Always nice to see you, Schwann" she greeted, letting the elderly pegasus step inside.

"The pleasure is all mine, Your Majesty" Schwann answered, his voice deep and his face finely aged. His eyes and hair were both a dark grey color, with his mane held back in a spike-bun of sorts that stood out a fair degree more. His cutie mark was that of a grey shield with raven-black wings on either of it, matching how his coat was jet-black. "Now, we've already managed to locate the bank that ring is being stored at. Still not entirely certain why it's there, or why it's currently open, but at the very least, we know that it's where your ring is" he then answered, making Celestia nod happily.

"It's so nice to have reliable assistance" Celestia giggled to herself, though it still left quite a few questions on Twilight's half.

"Princess, if I may, who exactly are these ponies? Not just Schwann, but the pegasus from the castle as well" Twilight asked rather innocently, though Celestia didn't really seem all that interested in sharing at the moment. She had a hoof to her muzzle in thought, her eyes looking elsewhere as she thought it over, wondering to herself if it was okay to tell Twilight.

"Well...." Celestia started, Schwann just awkwardly trying to avoid making eye contact. "I shouldn't tell you here. Once we're back at the castle, I should be able to better explain the situation regarding these ponies in particular" she then added after a brief pause. Twilight just made a flat face in response, not enjoying being left in the dark about something, particular when it randomly happened to her.

"Oh, don't give me that face, Twilight. I'll let you know when we go back home" Celestia stated in a very 'Mom' tone. Twilight hated that tone, since it usually made her look like an ignorant child whenever she had used it.

"Alright" Twilight sighed, settling in on the bed as she tucked in her limbs and listened carefully to the situation at hand....at hoof.

"You may continue, Schwann" Celestia stated as her spy did a double-check of the room. Once he was certain about the situation, he then smiled and pulled out a small map. "Twilight, you remember the enlargement spell?" Celestia asked as Twilight's horn lit up, expanding the map to provide a better view of it overall.

"As it stands, the entire facility is heavily guarded. They require ponies to disable their magic here, much like the Equestria Games, and they have metal detectors all over the place, with armed guards every few hoof-lengths inside and outside the building. Whatever your plan is, we won't be able to get close" Schwann had started saying, Twilight looking over the map and other notes and thinking of it like a game of Chess, only with VERY real punishments as opposed to losing. Celestia's expression hardened as she walked off to the balcony for a moment, clearly distraught with thought.

"This is going to be exceptionally difficult. An escape plan shouldn't be difficult to think about, but then there's the matter of actually getting in to get the ring...." Celestia sighed, thinking things through carefully. She looked out of the room, into the distance of the sky itself.

"Princess, I'm starting to think that maybe, this isn't a smart idea. I mean....Is it really necessary to do all this, just to hide your....Well, your endowment?" Twilight squeaked adorably, thinking of Celestia's throbbing penis under her dress. She shook her head to try and get the image out, not wanting it to pollute her thoughts. However, Celestia's eyes widened as she smiled.

"Twilight" she started as Twilight could only see the larger pony's back. Celestia soon turned around with a pair of sunglasses on and a chocolate cigar lit in her mouth. "You're a genius" she mused simply, greatly confusing her subjects as they both looked to her with worried and unsure looks on their faces, but she soon approached them both and leaned down to whisper something into their ears. Cross-fade to black....

It was early in the morning as two mares arrived at the bank. The taller of the two was wearing sunglasses and a large trench coat, a fedora covering up what appeared to be excessively long, black-and-purple hair. The shorter of the two wore a similar outfit, only with her hair styled to look shorter without actually being shorter. The guards outside raised their eyebrows, but allowed them to enter regardless.

Once inside, they soon entered the line towards the tellers and cautiously looked around them, eyeing the various cameras and the likes. It didn't take long before they had made it to the teller, whom of which greeted them with a bored smile upon their features.

"Good morning, how may I help you?" the teller asked, trying to be helpful. The poor mare didn't know about the odd rumbling noise she heard though. Without warning, however, the taller mare immediately reared up on her hind legs and dropped the biggest, thickest, and hardest horsecock ever onto the counter with a thud, practically breaking the countertop.

"Give me the ring. NOW." the mare stated plainly, cocking her....cock as if it were a rifle. Clear drops of pre beaded at the end of it, and the mare backed up in incredible worry. She tried to reach for the alarm button under her side of the counter, but the second she tried to move, the tall, hung mare inched her cock closer towards them.

"You can't get out of this without something bad happening to you. Just give me the ring, and you can have a nice day" the mare then insisted, looking up slightly from her position to allow one of her eyes to be seen, angled just enough to be threatening as her balls rumbled again. The other guards all looked over towards her, most of them readying their nightsticks to try and take her down.

"T" the mare said plainly as the other guards immediately rushed towards them. The shorter mare listened to the taller one and quickly wrapped her hooves around her cock, pulling it back before then letting it go, allowing that massive schlong to smack against a good three guards all at once and send them flying in the opposite direction. More guards then came at them from the other side, and they carefully ducked between them before rushing them right back, cock-slapping one after another. A tooth flew out of one guard in particular, showing the fleshy horse-rod smashing into his jaw from the other end. Before long, the guards were either out cold or otherwise. The hung mare responsible then immediately turned back towards the teller and resumed her position from earlier.

"The ring now, if you please" she then insisted once again. Shuddering, the teller mare immediately rushed back towards the back of the area, the other tellers all cowering in fear behind the glass. Returning to the two troublemakers, the teller mare brought back the old ring and was sweating bullets as she handed it off to them. "Thank you" the tall mare mused with a polite smile on her face. The shorter mare took the ring and the taller one started jerking her cock rather swiftly, blushing heavily as she soon blasted the window with a thick torrent of her cum, blasting through it with enough force to blow the poor victim against the wall, coated from top to bottom in a sea of hot, white, goo.

"Let's get out of here!" the taller mare shouted as she and her short friend both immediately make a break for the door. With the guards out cold, and the carriage outside already having Schwann and another dark-coated pony hitched up, these two thieves immediately rushed off into the rising sun in the background. Once they were safely behind the doors of the carriage, our two heroins were revealed to be Celestia and Twilight, both taking off their hats and glasses as they sighed.

"I don't think I've had a moment more stressful than that in my life" Twilight sighed, trying to get the mental image of all that semen out of her head. "Do you have the ring safe?" she then looked over, seeing Celestia's throbbing erection and blushing hard at the sight of the ring now worn around it.

"Safe and secure....Albeit a little bit tight..." Celestia then mused, blushing with a smile of her own as they had started approaching the airport, ditching their outfits and replacing them with casual dresses. Schwann and his partner both galloped with all their might, hoping to forget the sounds of cockslapping that they could hear outside.

Author's Note

I'm not apologizing. I warned you all that this would happen, and if you read to this point, you shouldn't be shocked at this.